Wife, I Want to Eat Meat

Renew：Chapter 80
Author：N A
Update：08-15-2023
Tags：Comedy Romance
Description：Wife, I Want to Eat Meat summary: Wife, I want to graze on an old pasture.Someone: This lady is a flower not gra.s.s.Wife, I this gentleman wants to roll in the sheets with you.Someone kicks: Did this lady allow you on the bed?Wife, husband wants to eat meat!Someone brandished her whip: Get lost, this lady is eating vegetarian food tonight.In a sentence: It’s a story of a husband cast aside, seduce his ex-wife by every possible means to roll in the sheets, eat meat and give birth to little piglets.

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Chapter 1
Chapter 2 w.a.n.g Yun Feng shading his eyes with his hand looked into the distance at the large bird circling around his head, suddenly stepped back. Tong Juan Shu beside him asked with suspicion: “Could it be?” His voice dropped, Juan Shu shouted, covering his face flabbergasted, quite a while before she removed her hand, she leaned close with her nose to smell: “This is…bird p.o.o.p!?” w.a.n.g Yun Fun with an indifferent expression lightly sighed with sorrow “Fei Dao, is a creature that hates evil as one does one’s enemy.” Juan Shu: “Vomit-----!” Just then Bai Yan who had come out of the residence raised her head to look at the miles of cloudless blue sky, and looked again completely confused to the corner where Juan Shu was throwing up, positively saying: “Master, the child inside Juan Shu’s stomach isn’t mine.” w.a.n.g Yun Fen wore a face of a zombie: “I know.” Juan Shu vomited even louder. Bai Yan rubbed the palms of his hands together: “Then does Master know, the biggest secret of our neighbour?” w.a.n.g Yun Feng followed Bai Yan’s finger, sweeping all the way from his own high wall to the low wall of the Gu residence. It was early summer, within the wall half the peach blossoms were already in ruins, only one or two old branches climbed along the wall needing to fall but doesn’t. w.a.n.g Yun Feng sensed something: “The red apricot tree leans over the garden wall.”[1] Bai Yan mischievously laughed twice, moving to the master’s ear: “It’s said that, the old Lady Gu settled on that house herself.” w.a.n.g Yun Feng shot him a glance neither hot or cold, minding his own business he entered his own courtyard, examining closely at all three doors of his residence, and intentionally made someone bring a tall ladder placed against the neighbouring Gu residence’s courtyard wall, as he hummed coldly, like a henchman Bai Yan climbed up and down, as he climbed he still prattled: “Ah, how can I not climb back over!? I still want to see the beauty inside Gu residence.” He clicked his tongue he felt regretful for some time. “Master, I’ve asked around. That Gu family, from top to bottom apart from the young manservants at the door, the cart driver, and Master Gu are all male, the remaining fifty so people are all female. Naturally, Fei Dao is male.” “Yeah.” “Master, I saw the madam, no, its Lady Xia, is it possible she has moved someplace else again? We have followed her footsteps this past year, we almost went round the entire territory of the Dayan[2] in a circle, look at my arms and legs they have become so thin like bamboo poles.”“Humph.” “Ah, of course, master does not mind hard work, as a servant why would I suffer, no matter how much suffering, it would not be as bitter as master’s heart ache being by himself for more than seven years ah, ah, ah, ah…Juan Shu you dare to hit me? I’ve said before, the child in your stomach isn’t mine. Ai, ai, fine, it’s mine, it’s mine, but I will not take responsibility for you…ai, you still hit me.” w.a.n.g Yun Feng sighed sadly, looking into the distance at the high wall, wondering what the girl he tho
Chapter 3 Thief, there are a lot of small differences in this profession. For example: a thief who did small things was known as small thief, to rob the rich to help the poor naturally was a robber, a lecherous person who wanted flowers was a flower thief,[1] Zhuang Sheng did not consider himself as a thief, instead the category of his profession was also considered to belong to being a thief, he knew a bit more than a knowledgeable person, but he knew a bit less than someone who knew everything, that’s why he was given an esteemed name by the people of the Jianghu, he was called, qian shi tong.[2] Knowledgeable people used money to buy information, naturally someone who knew everything had someone to contribute information, when he didn’t have any money he would go gather information himself, when he had money he would be lazy and buy information. There are a lot of methods to gather information, climbing up a person’s high wall in the middle of the night is considered to be not too over the top and not too understated. Therefore, when Zhuang Sheng was on the wall peeping at the gauze curtain to see the neck of a slender woman, her satin black hair, and the faintly discernible graceful body under the water, thoughts already appeared in his mind, an image of bewitchingly charming woman’s face. He who was relaxing on the roof was a little excited, looking left and right, he finally decided on the optimum position to watch the `scene`, he fished out a wine pot drinking it, telling himself: “I am definitely, definitely not a pervert!” Afterwards, he continued to pry open another roof tile, until both his honest eyes could bear through it, however, not long after he was vexed. The beam of the roof right in front of his eyes was simply too thick, obstructing some of the scenes of springtime. Again after a while he smiled again, because the girl below was gossiping with her maids. As a jack-of-all-trades, a fine qian shi tong, his actual occupation was nevertheless gossiping. One of the maids checked the clothes, as she went along checking she spoke: “Lord Gu had several new outfits of clothing delivered to the lady, does this mean Lord Gu is apologising?” Another maid on the outside of the screen sneered and said: “If lady was so angry that whip should have been used on his body. It’s useless even if he gave more clothes as compensation. And our young lady doesn’t care for those sort of things.” “Oh that is true. But, at least Lord Gu still knows he needs to give an apology, and told the lady ahead of time, it could be considered he holds the lady in his heart.” “What’s the point of having her in his heart? He still sees, hears and obeys the old Lady Gu as before. I can be certain, that female cousin was deliberately invited by the old Lady Gu so our lady will be toss aside. Lady, you should have used your whip on that Lord Gu’s body?” The beauty in the bathtub laughed, sighing she said: “A man who has a female cousin, I will not dare to touch.” The maid: “But…” Xia Mei Ling lifted her head, looking at towards the roof at the broken roof tiles, sarcastically saying: “My ruthless hands are more than enough to use on thieves.” Everyone
Chapter 4 Xia Ling Mei was very angry, once she’s angry her maids would pretend to be blocks of wood, unable to hear, see or speak, leaving her to vent her anger. After Gu Lang said those words yesterday he had felt a little guilty, he again sent someone over to give her clothes, and again tonics, it was found out by old Lady Gu, grabbing his ear she nagged at him for a while: “You wastrel, this old woman has raised you for no reason. How much money was spent on those clothes, even your mother herself doesn’t dare to part with those tonics to eat, you actually gave them all to a stranger. Tell me, are you actually an offspring of our Gu family?” The old lady was fully aware of the meaning of throwing a tantrum, inside the lounge of the rear courtyard she repeated herself for a while, Xia Ling Mei sent people to return the tonics and clothes in the same condition as before, and in addition she sent a pair of gold bracelets. The bracelets weren’t big, though the engraving of blessed with children and grandchildren was very intricate, the cost of the labour to carve this was even more precious than gold.Gu Lang laughed: “Mother, look how much Lady Xia knows to give presents to one’s elders.” The old lady made a `pei` sound at him, the clothes were given to the maid inside the house, the tonic at once was stewed into soup, that pair of gold bracelets immediately adorned the old lady’s wrists, she fondly admired her left then her right, her words still spiteful: “This sort of thing this old woman still doesn’t value. Look at this circle it still isn’t as st.u.r.dy as my jade bracelet, there isn’t any weight at all wearing it, it’s hollow.” “Then son will go and buy you another pair?” The old lady slapped him again on the face, Gu Lang pretended to drink tea, dodging it. “I told you you’re a wastrel, you still won’t listen, if you have that sort of money why don’t you keep it for your wife. Mother warns you, don’t think you can bribe me with these bracelets. Daughter-in-law, pei, our Gu family’s daughter-in-law must at least be the first daughter of a fifth rank official family.” Gu Lang pair of eyes still stayed on those gold bracelets. Xia Ling Mei easily brought out such high quality jewellery, does this mean her family background is considerably ample? But usually he didn’t see her buy anything, she came to Gu family with only herself, and hadn’t brought along any trunks. Where did this money come from? As he was about to speak, a man coming from the other end handed over a bronze message, with a glance at the signature he was surprised it was from the imperial censor senior official w.a.n.g. If in Dayan the workmanship of nine official ranks were regarded as entering a courtyard, the ninth rank is knowing the door plate of the courtyard, and seventh rank is stepping onto the small step you stand on as you enter the courtyard, fifth rank is the threshold, fourth rank is to walk in the outer courtyard, third rank is to stroll around the official business office, eighth rank is to reply standing in the study, first ranks are the Tai Shi, Tai Fu, Tai Bao, Tai Wei, Si Tu and Si Kong who sat with the emperor discussing national affairs. Imperial censor senior official was a third rank official, he was considered as part of one those who can speak in the official business office, able to be one of the offici
Chapter 5 w.a.n.g Yun Feng never imagined it, if Xia family wasn’t present, would Xia Ling Mei immediately whip him to death. If it’s like that, maybe he could take advantage of being injured to obtain her forgiveness. Amongst the people he knew, Xia Ling Mei was a woman who doted on the weak. The prerequisite is, he must bear the suffering of his flesh being torn apart, that was truly painful. He also thought, if they saw each other outside, she would be act exactly the same as she was in Xia family, pretending not to hear him. When he was too friendly, she would shoot `a cold killer expression`, striking down his frail manly heart. He was certain, out of the thousands of thoughts he had, he never imagined he would be disfigured by her pet. That fat body of Fei Dao charged into his cheeks, sharp claws clutched his hair, both wings. .h.i.tting his face, eyes, sharp wing points extremely painfully sc.r.a.pping his flesh.Gu Lang was stunned frozen, maids and older female servants all shrieked, Fei Dao excitedly cried out, and after Xia Ling Mei was surprised she lightly laughed proud of herself, it still remained in his ear. w.a.n.g Yun Feng endured the throbbing pain at the corner of his eye, waiting for a maid to wait on him and completely retie his hair, he got up, once again plucking at his clothes, before he then turned to leave the wing of the house, changing his direction towards the tea room. Xia Ling Mei held Fei Dao in her arms, brushing along the feathers from the top of its head, smiling but not smiling as she sat upright on the main chair. Early morning sunshine reflected in from the courtyard wall, pa.s.sing through the fish pond, shattering into sprinkles on her entire body, there was a kind of natural grace. In Gu Lang’s eyes, the her right now was somewhat unfamiliar, it was only for a short period of time, from a heroic woman of the Jianghu without misgivings suddenly penetrated deeply into a great residence, with a dignified elegant disdainful look out of the corner of her eyes at common people.Gu Lang awkwardly coughed once: “That Lord w.a.n.g is an old friend of yours?”Xia Ling Mei raised her eyebrow, smiling yet not smiling as she said: “He is a man, I am a woman; he serves the country, I am of the Jianghu; His surname is w.a.n.g, my surname is Xia. Old friends, where did that come from.” “He recognised you, he had to see you.” Xia Ling Mei raised her teacup, using the lid to brush the tea leaves, inadvertently saying in an accusing manner: “So, you just allow him to come to the inner residence. This is the first time I heard, this fifth ranked officer’s inner residence had become a red-light district street, allowing unknown men to enter and leave.” Gu Lang forcibly laughed: “I had my own difficulties.” Xia Ling Mei raised her eyebrow, showing an indifferent manner to the other’s difficulty. This made Gu Lang fairly angry, he secretly muttered to himself with hate: ignorant wife. With his back to the light w.a.n.g Yun Feng saw their expressions, in secret, no one could see his own expression. Xia Ling Mei narrowed her eyes, saying to him who was standing outside the door: “How long do you intend to eavesdrop?” w.a.n.g Yun Feng coldly humphed: &
Chapter 6 Xia Ling Mei was very good at escaping. Having done it many times, when she was at the Xia residence her secret guard protected in everything as she went off to uphold virtue and condemn evil thinking she was infallible, then afterwards, when things went beyond her expectations she would wait for the secret guard to find her with a bitter smile, dealing with the aftermath for her. She grew up in a large and influential family, the thing she learnt the most about was how to use family connections to get benefits. The huge network of relationships, unleashing the power to use the entire organisation, allowing her to not care about the outcome of such events. In some ways, she was brought up pampered and spoiled, unaware of hardships. When she first entered the Jianghu those years ago, it was the first time she saw the street bullies abuse the weak, using their fists as a symbol of power beating the heads and bodies of those impoverished, that was when she then understood many things could not be solved using words. As it turns out, it wasn’t just when people abused their power, that they would use their physical strength, sometimes people would because they were bored, or, simply because they were fed and warm that they wanted to find something to do nothing more than to pa.s.s their dull days, therefore, those who rely on their family name could bully others, beating up common people in a public place, almost to death. At that time Xia Ling Mei was angry, a pure, and as a woman she went to interrogate them, what she got was indecent obscenities, furthermore they dirtily tried to dishonour her hand, she who burst into a violent rage, beat the servants of evil in the middle of the street, she saved the weak, she also caught the attention of the master of those evil dogs, who nearly tarnished the innocence of the Xia family’s daughter. The secret guard rescued her, dealing with the troubles which followed. After that time, she understood the family’s secret guard was her armour, she could protect herself, and be able to help the weak in trouble. Her inevitable anger could only simply make matters more and more messy, she did not try to escape the Xia family’s secret guard again. After she left the w.a.n.g residence, the first time she returned to the Xia family to celebrate New Year, Xia Ling Mei unexpected discovered her secret guards had increased, the w.a.n.g family’s secret guard had also joined the ranks to protect her. Xia family’s secret guard made her feel safe, but w.a.n.g family’s secret guard made her feel insulted. Like that very same year, that man who had similarly bitterly humiliated her, she hated the whole w.a.n.g family. Because she loved too much, so her hate was to be expected. She instigated a brawl between Xia family’s and w.a.n.g family’s secret guards, provoked the bloodthirst instincts of these killers, on more than one occasion she placed herself in a dangerous situation, luring the w.a.n.g family’s secret guard to shed the last drop of blood for her. Travelling in the Jianghu, a weak woman carrying a lot of money, naturally would attract a lot of beasts, w.a.n.g family’s secret guard became the food under the claws of those beasts. She silently declared her hatred towards the entire w.a.n.g family, forcing w.a.n.g Yun Feng to retreat. Until, she saw him. Xia Ling Mei was like a common unconstrained and arrogant lioness who had been caught by her former master, she was really frightened. Whe
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 80)
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80