Bless me. I needed to translate this Filipino Jeje-words to normal words&h.e.l.lip; then translate it to English&h.e.l.lip; then turn it to Jeje-English&h.e.l.lip; I think I almost died. The struggles of translators.
In case you forgot, Jejemon was first mentioned when Jhing "guessed Rico"s story" about him being a Jejemon. Jejemon are those who type like this: I love you so much to 1 70oOv3e y0uU xO0 mUcXhH! Changing letters to numbers and adding unnecessary extra letters, even capitalizing them for no reason. The words in smaller sizes and gray color is the translation of the jejemon words. Day 053
11:11pm
Rico: YoW Wh4tszXuUph!! Yo, what’s up!
Jhing: WTF?
11:14pm
Rico: h3eL7o00 tHe3rEsXz! h.e.l.lo there!
11:15pm
Rico: hO0wWxZ @Rr3Ee y0Ouwh? How are you?
Jhing: What kind of nonsense is this?
11:17pm
Rico: @yiE EhmMxs n0ot BvadBvhOy aNiiM0r3s. I’m not a bad boy anymore.
11:18pm
Rico: Buh+Tt 4 [email protected] But a Gangster.
11:19pm
Rico: Ah3kXsz 3x. Ahehe, 3x.
Jhing: Tangina.
11:23pm
Rico: aWtSzU dOnT SaY BvAd WoRdXz Pf73eAxSze! Ouch, don’t say bad words, please!
Jhing: Did you smoke exhaust ga.s.ses from a car?
Rico: [email protected]! Harsh!
12:24pm
Jhing: I don"t understand anything.
11:27pm
Rico: VbHi3ca4sXe y0uUw n0o+ 4 [email protected] Because you’re not a gangster.
Jhing: What?
Jhing: What kind of battle are you fighting right now?
11:28pm
Rico: G4NgsXtAh 4r3 +R3NnD!n6 tH3sXe D4ysXz. M4h 5ist4h !s [email protected]!ng @ F3eW 0n w4++pAd. Gangsters are trending these days. My sister is reading a few on wattpad.
11:29pm
Rico: mY GaNgSter HuSbAnD.
Rico: gAnGsTaH AcAd3My.
11:30pm
Rico: tAlK bAcK aNd Yer [email protected]
Rico: ShE’s dAtiNg tHe GanGsTaH.
Rico: sChOoL oF g4nGst3rS.
Jhing: Tangina, I"ll block you!
11:32pm
Rico: D0n"+t FpUwhSe3 M4h 3ff0ort w0u7dD b3 pUt+ +0 [email protected] AhUkXsZ 3x. Don’t, please. My effort would be put to waste, ahuhu 3x.
11:33pm
Rico: @i jUsXt+ [email protected] t0 j0!nN iHn. I just want to join in.
Jhing: f.u.c.k, I"m getting headaches.
Jhing: I"m going to sleep.
Seen 11:33pm
Rico is typing&h.e.l.lip;
11:36pm
Rico: [email protected]!! Wait!!!
Jhing: You"re still not stopping!?
11:39pm
Rico: wHyY @r3 y0w 4N6rRy, !"Mm jUsX+ b3in6 mYs37fF 4h! Why are you angry, I’m just being myself ah!
Jhing: ._.
11:42pm
Rico: wHyY f!d y0uw r3pLyY L!k3e [email protected]+? Why did you reply like that?
Jhing: ._.
11:43pm
Rico: Jh1Ng, p73asXe. Jhing, please.
Jhing: ._.
11:44pm
Rico: wH4t+"s UuPfh w!+H y0uWw, AhUks 3x. What’s up with you, ahuhu 3x.
11:45pm
Jhing: DO yOu wAnT tO diE?
Rico:
Rico: O_O
Rico: You"re Jejemon, Jhing?
11:46pm
Jhing: tAnG iNa, wHaT"s yOu"Re pRoBLeM?
Rico: Hahahahahaahhahaahahaha!
Rico: s.h.i.t.
Rico: Hahahahahahaha!
Rico: So cute. :))))
11:47pm
Jhing: L3ch3.
Rico: Hahahahahaha!
Rico: Who are you and what did you do to the real Jhing!?
11:49pm
Rico: L3ch3 for3v3r. :”> Leche forever.
Rico: h4sht4g w3esw33t. Hashtag we’re sweet.
11:54pm
Rico: Jh1Ng?
11:57pm
Rico: wH3erE y0uwH? Where you?
11:58pm
Rico: [email protected] +H3re? Hi there?
Rico: AhUkSxz 3x. Ahuhu, 3x.
11:59pm
Rico: y0uWh L3eFt MuAh. You left me.
Rico: @i +H0u6ht&h.e.l.lip; I thought&h.e.l.lip;
12:00am
Rico: h4v!n6 m3h i5 4lrEadY 3nUff f0r Yah? Having me is already enough for you?
Rico: tW3nTy_tR3Sxz eLebV3n Twenty-three Eleven.
12:02am
Rico: fAc3 oFf! Wh0u !s pR3et+ieEr? Face off! Who is prettier?
Rico: eO? h.e.l.lo?
12:05am
Rico: y0uWh s3ri0u5Ly L3eFt MuAh AhUkxz. You seriously left me, ahuhu.
Rico: i tOt y3r diFfErEnT AhUkXsz. I thought you were different, ahuhu.
Rico: gOoD NyTiEsZ. Good night.
Rico: Ay putek, it"s already morning.
12:06am
Rico: ! [email protected], iT"5s 4LrE3adY m0rNin6. I mean, it’s already morning.
Rico: gUd MoRniGht!eXz. Good mornight.
12:08am
Rico: [email protected] LiL_lHeCh3 tW3ntyYthR3e_eL3vEn fOeh LayF siGniNg OfF&h.e.l.lip; Gangster lil_leche twenty-three_elven for life signing off&h.e.l.lip;. (T/L:FINALLY BYE RICO!)