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Chapter 67

¹Click - When strangers. .h.i.t it off and instantly have a close relationship as if they met each other for a long time. ²Amazon - A member of a legendary race of female warriors believed by the ancient Greeks to exist in Scythia Day 74

11:11pm

Rico: You"re confusing me.

11:12pm

Jhing: ?

11:13pm

Rico: I don"t understand you sometimes. It"s confusing me hahahahah.

Jhing: Why?

Rico: I don"t know. Just because. You make me confuse ah. :))

Jhing: Ah. Ok.

11:14pm

Jhing: Any news from Joy?

Rico: Who knows. :))

Jhing: She didn"t visit you in the shop?

Jhing: What kind of shop is it anyway?

Rico: She did, I just don"t go there anymore ah.

Rico: A small cafe shop and art studio.

11:15pm

Jhing: You"re hiding from Joy?

Rico: Kinda?

Jhing: Why? You don"t want to flirt with her?

Jhing: I thought you love to flirt?

Rico: You"re too much!

11:16pm

Rico: Your words hurt me huhuhu. (‘∩`。)

Rico: I don"t like it when they chase me. I prefer a sudden love, unexpected one, just out of nowhere. That"s why I don"t search, I just go with the flow to meet the person who will click¹ with me.

11:17pm

Jhing: Click? What are you, a mouse?

Rico: So corny. 

Jhing: Haha :p

Rico: RIP Jhing"s joke. :((((((

Jhing: Bwisit!

11:18pm

Rico: Hahahahaha!

Jhing: Continue on with your story about Joy!

Rico: Tell a joke first.”>

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Come on, just one joke. :”>

11:19pm

Jhing: I like you.

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11:20pm

Rico: 

11:22pm

Jhing: I like you to get murdered by my own hands ’cause I swear, you"re p.i.s.sing me off!

Rico: O___O!?!?!?!

Rico: Oh so yeah, Joy. From what she"s doing, it feels like she"s wooing me ah.

Jhing: Good, we got back on our topic.

Jhing: Don"t you like that? She"s stroking your huge ego?

11:27pm

Rico: It"s good. It makes me feel handsome! But us men, even though we do like women who put effort in a relationship, we also don"t like those who put too much as if they are chasing and courting us.

Rico: Of course, not all men have the same mindset.

Rico: For me&h.e.l.lip; It"s fine if we"re just flirting but if she wants to be my girlfriend?

Rico: No thanks. I prefer to be the dominant in the relationship.

Jhing: Dominant? Really?

Rico: Yes ah. 

11:30pm

Rico: Just think about this&h.e.l.lip; Whenever us tropas meet up to have fun, we always talk about events that happened to us yeah? It"s pretty lame if it turns like this.

Boy 1: O bro, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Boy 3: That"s nothing compare to my gf. She bought me a house and car, bLusZsxHhh! :">

Jhing: (-‸ლ)

11:31pm

Rico: Right? It"s almost talking like

"Bro, am I bleeding through my pants?"

"You"re the best, bro! Let"s go to the washroom&h.e.l.lip;"

"Me too, bro."
"Oh don"t forget about me, bro."

Jhing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rico: RIGHT?!

Rico: My handsome points will decrease!

Rico: We have a huge ego, and to stroke this ego, we want our girlfriend to boast to their friends that we"re sweet and put so much effort for them.

11:32pm

Jhing: So you want someone who"ll boast about you? How about us? Are we not allowed to give you a reason to boast about our efforts to your friends? You’re degrading women.

Rico: No! No no no no.

Rico: Efforts are good because hashtag blushingtothebones but it"s still different when a man is the one doing the effort to make their woman feel like a princess.

Jhing: You"re such a hopeless romantic.

Rico: We"re the same. :”>

Jhing: Watever.

11:33pm

Rico: Uhm Jhing.

Jhing: What?

Rico: Do you want to be a princess?

11:36pm

Jhing: I don"t want to because a princess can"t live without a prince. I prefer to become an amazon² instead.

Rico: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN. 

Jhing: Haha. :p

Rico: That was my chance ah! Why did you ruin it? 

Jhing: So your ego doesn"t get larger than it is. :p

11:38pm

Rico: You should really be thankful that I&h.e.l.lip;

Jhing: ?

Jhing: Thank you 

Rico: Welcome 

11:44pm

Rico:  So did something happened to you today? I forgot to ask last night ah hahahaha.

Jhing: Leche.

11:48pm

Rico: 

Rico: That was out of nowhere. :”>

Rico: I was not prepared:”>

Rico: Leche. too. :”>

11:49pm

Jhing: ._.

Rico: Hahahaha 

Rico: Jhing!!!

Jhing: What?!

Rico: Don"t do that anymore. 

11:50pm

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: Your joke. 

11:51pm

Jhing: What?

Rico: Just&h.e.l.lip; don"t joke like that again, okay?

Rico: It hurts.

11:52pm

Rico: Because of too much cringiness.

Rico: Hahahaha 

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