I stared into my beer bottle. Now I"d heard of one more missing person. Was a part of Edward Turner"s last remains in my mother"s pink blanket bag? Since Macon told everyone he"d heard from the boy since Edward had left, Macon would have to be the guilty one. That sounded like the end of a soap opera. "Tune in tomorrow for the next installment," I murmured. "It is like a soap," Sally agreed. "But tragic." I began my going-away noises. The food had been great, the company at least interesting and sometimes actually fun. Sally and I parted this time fairly pleased with each other.
After I left Sally"s I remembered I had to check on Madeleine. I stopped at a grocery and got some cat food and another bag of cat litter. Then I realized this looked like permanency, rather than a two-week stay while the Engles vacationed in South Carolina.
I seemed to have a pet.
I was actually looking forward to seeing the animal.I unlocked the kitchen door at Jane"s with my free hand, the other one being occupied in holding the bags from the grocery. "Madeleine?" I called. No golden purring dictator came to meet me. "Madeleine?" I said less certainly.Could she have gotten out? The backyard door was locked, the windows still shut.I looked in the guest bedroom, since the break-in bad occurred there, but the new window was still intact.
"Kitty?" I said forlornly. And then it seemed to me I heard a noise. Dreading I don"t know what, I inched into Jane"s bedroom. I heard the strange mew again.Had someone hurt the cat? I began shaking, I was so sure I would find a horror.I"d left the door to Jane"s closet ajar, and I could tell the sound was coming from there. I pulled the door open wide, with my breath sucked in and my teeth clenched tight.
Madeleine, apparently intact, was curled up on Jane"s old bathrobe, which had fallen to the bottom of the closet when I was packing clothes. She was lying on her side, her muscles rippling as she strained.Madeleine was having kittens.
"Oh h.e.l.l," I said. "Oh-h.e.l.l h.e.l.l h.e.l.l." I slumped on the bed despondently.Madeleine spared me a golden glare and went back to work. "Why me, Lord?" I asked self-pityingly. Though I had to concede it looked like Madeleine would be saying the same thing if she could. Actually, this was rather interesting. Would Madeleine mind if I watched? Apparently not, because she didn"t hiss or claw at me when I sat on the floor just outside the closet and kept her company.Of course Parnell Engle had been fully aware of Madeleine"s impending motherhood, hence his merriment when I"d told him Madeleine could stay with me.I pondered that for a few seconds, trying to decide if Parnell and I were even now. Maybe so, for Madeleine had had three kittens already, and there seemed to be more on the way.
I kept telling myself this was the miracle of birth. It sure was messy.Madeleine had my complete sympathy. She gave a final heave, and out popped another tiny, slimy kitten. I hoped two things: that this was the last kitten and that Madeleine didn"t run into any difficulties, because I was the last person in the world who could offer her any help. After a few minutes, I began to think both my hopes had been fulfilled. Madeleine cleaned the little things, and all four lay there, occasionally making tiny movements, eyes shut, about as defenseless as anything could be.
Madeleine looked at me with the weary superiority of someone who has bravely undergone a major milestone. I wondered if she were thirsty; I got her water bowl and put it near her, and her food bowl, too. She got up after a moment and took a drink but didn"t seem too interested in her food. She settled back down with her babies and looked perfectly all right, so I left her and went to sit in the living room. I stared at the bookshelves and wondered what in h.e.l.l I would do with four kittens. On a shelf separate from those holding all the fictional and nonfictional murders, I saw several books about cats. Maybe that was what I should dip into next.
Right above the cat shelf was Jane"s collection of books about Madeleine Smith, the Scottish poisoner, Jane"s favorite. All of us former members of Real Murders had a favorite or two. My mother"s new husband was a Lizzie Borden expert. I tended to favor Jack the Ripper, though I had by no means attained the status of Ripperologist.
But Jane Engle had always been a Madeleine Smith buff. Madeleine had been released after her trial after receiving the Scottish verdict "Not Proven," wonderfully accurate. She had almost certainly poisoned her perfidious former lover, a clerk, so she could marry into her own respectable upper-middle-cla.s.s milieu without the clerk"s revealing their physical intimacy. Poison was a curiously secret kind of revenge; the hapless L"Angelier had deceived himself that he was dealing with an average girl of the time, though the ardency of her physical expressions of love should have proved to him that Madeleine had a deep vein of pa.s.sion. That pa.s.sion extended to keeping her name clean and her reputation intact. L"Angelier threatened to send Madeleine"s explicit love letters to her father.
Madeleine pretended to effect a reconciliation, then slipped a.r.s.enic into L"Angelier"s cup of chocolate.
For lack of anything better to do, I pulled out one of the Smith books and began to flip through it. It fell open right away. There was a yellow Post-it note stuck to the top of the page.
It said, in Jane"s handwriting, I didn"t do it.
SEVEN.
I DIDN"T DO IT.
The first thing I felt was overwhelming relief. Jane, who had left me so much, had not left me holding the bag, so to speak, on a murder she herself had committed.
She had left me in the position of concealing the murder someone else had committed, a murder Jane also had concealed, for reasons I could not fathom.I had believed the only question I had to answer was Whose skull? Now I had also to find out who put the hole in that skull.
Was my situation really any better? No, I decided after some consideration. My conscience weighed perhaps an ounce less. The question of going to the police took on a different slant now that I would not be accusing Jane of murder by taking in the skull. But she"d had something to do with it. Oh, what a mess!Not for the first (or the last) time, I wished I could have five minutes" conversation with Jane Engle, my benefactress and my burden. I tried to think of the money, to cheer myself up; I reminded myself that the will was a little closer to probate now, I"d be able to actually spend some without consulting Bubba Sewell beforehand.
And to tell you the truth, I still felt excellent about that money. I had read so many mysteries in which the private detective had sent back his retainer check because the payer was immoral or the job he was hired to do turned out to be against his code of honor. Jane wanted me to have that money to have fun with, and she wanted me to remember her. Well, here I was remembering every single day, by golly, and I certainly intended to have fun. In the meantime, I had a problem to solve.
It seemed to me that Bubba knew something about this. Could I retain him as my lawyer and ask him what to do? Wouldn"t attorney-client privilege cover my admission I"d located and rehidden the skull? Or would Bubba, as an officer of the court, be obliged to disclose my little lapse? I"d read a lot of mysteries that had probably contained this information, but now they all ran together in my head. The laws probably varied from state to state, too.I could tell Aubrey, surely? Would he be obligated to tell the police? Would he have any practical advice to offer? I was pretty confident I knew what his moral advice would be; the skull should go into the police station now, today, p.r.o.nto.I was concealing the death of someone who had been dead and missing for over three years, at a minimum. Someone, somewhere, needed to know this person had died. What if this was Macon Turner"s son? Macon had been wanting to know the whereabouts of his son for a long time, had been searching for him; if there was even a faint chance his son"s letters to him had been forged, it was inhumane to keep this knowledge from Macon.
Unless Macon had caused the hole in the skull.
Carey Osland had believed all these years her husband had walked out on her. She should know he had been prevented from returning home with those diapers.Unless Carey herself had prevented him.
Marcia and Torrance Rideout needed to know their tenant had not voluntarily skipped out on his rent.
Unless they themselves had canceled his lease.
I jumped to my feet and went into the kitchen to fix myself-something. Anything.Of course, all that was there was canned stuff and unopened packages. I ended up with a jar of peanut b.u.t.ter and a spoon. I stuck the spoon in the jar and stood at the counter licking the peanut b.u.t.ter off.
Murderers needed to be exposed, truth needed to see the light of day. Et cetera.Then I had another thought: whoever had broken into this house, searching for the skull, had been the murderer.
I shivered. Not nice to think.
And even now, that little thought trickled onward, that murderer was wondering if I"d found the skull yet, what I"d do with it."This is bad," I muttered. "Really, really bad."
That was constructive thinking.
Start at ground zero.
Okay. Jane had seen a murder, or maybe someone burying a body. For her to get the skull, she had to know the body was there, right? Jane literally knew where the bodies were buried. I actually caught myself smiling at my little joke.Why would she not tell the police immediately?
No answer.
Why would she take the skull?
No answer.
Why would anyone pick Jane"s demise as the time to look for the skull, when she"d obviously had it for years?
Possible answer: the murderer did not know for sure that Jane was the person who had the skull.
I imagined someone who had committed a terrible crime in the throes of who knew what pa.s.sion or pressure. After hiding the body somewhere, suddenly this murderer finds that the skull is gone, the skull with its telltale hole, the skull with its identifiable teeth. Someone has taken the trouble to dig it up and take it away and the killer doesn"t know who.How horrible. I could almost pity the murderer. What fear, what terror, what dreadful uncertainty.
I shook myself. I should be feeling sorry for The Skull, as I thought of it.
Where could Jane have seen a murder?
Her own backyard. She had had to know where the body was buried exactly; she had had to have leisure to dig without interruption or discovery, presumably; she could not have carted a skull any distance. My reasoning of a few days before was still valid, whether or not Jane was the murderer. The murder had happened on this street, in one of, these houses, somewhere where Jane could see it.So I went out in the backyard and looked.
I found myself staring at the two cement benches flanking the birdbath. Jane had been fond of sitting there in the evenings, I recalled her saying. Sometimes the birds had perched on the bath while she sat there, she could sit so still, she had told me proudly. I did wonder if Madeleine had been outside with Jane enjoying this, and dismissed the thought as unworthy. Jane had been many things- I seemed to be finding more and more things she"d been every day-but she hadn"t been an out-and-out s.a.d.i.s.t.
I sat on one of the cement benches with my back to Carey Osland"s house. I could see almost all the Rideouts" sun deck clearly, of course: no Marcia in red there today. I could see their old garden plot and some clear lawn. The very rear of their yard was obscured by the bushes in my own yard. Beyond the Rideouts" I could discern one little section of Macon Turner"s, which had lots of large bushes and rather high gra.s.s. I would have to come out here at night, I thought, to find if I could see through the windows of any of these houses.It was hot, and I was full of roast beef and peanut b.u.t.ter. I slid into a trance, mentally moving people around their backyards, in various murderous postures.
"What you doing?" asked a voice behind me curiously.
I gasped and jumped.
A little girl stood behind me. She was maybe seven or eight or even a little older, and she was wearing shorts and a pink T-shirt. She had chin-length, wavy, dark hair and big dark eyes and gla.s.ses.
"I"m sitting," I said tensely. "What are you doing?"
"My mom sent me over to ask you if you could come drink some coffee with her."
"Who"s your mom?"
Now that was funny, someone not knowing who her mom was."Carey Osland." She giggled. "In that house right there," she pointed, obviously believing she was dealing with a mentally deficient person.The Osland backyard was almost bare of bushes or any concealment at all. There was a swing set and a sandbox; I could see the street to the other side of the house easily.
This was the child who had needed diapers the night her father left the house and never returned.
"Yes, I"ll come," I said. "What"s your name?"
"Linda. Well, come on."
So I followed Linda Osland over to her mother"s house, wondering what Carey had to say.
Carey, I decided after a while, had just been being hospitable.She"d gone the afternoon before to pick up Linda from camp, had spent Sunday morning washing Linda"s shorts and shirts, which had been indescribably filthy, had listened to all Linda"s camp stories, and now was ready for some adult companionship. Macon, she told me, was out playing golf at the country club. She said it like she had a right to know his whereabouts at all times and like other people should realize that. So, if their relationship had had its clandestine moments, it was moving out into the open. I noticed that she didn"t say anything about their getting married, and didn"t hint that was in the future.Maybe they were happy just like they were.
It would be a great thing, not to want to get married. I sighed, I hoped imperceptibly, and asked Carey about Jane.
"I feel myself wanting to get to know her better now," I said, with a what-can-you-do? shrug.
"Well, Jane was a different kettle of fish," Carey said, with a lift of her dark brows.
"She was an old meanie," Linda said suddenly. She"d been sitting at the table cutting out paper doll clothes.
"Linda," her mother admonished, without any real scolding in her voice.
"Well, remember, Mama, how mad she got at Burger King!"
I tried to look politely baffled.
Carey"s pretty, round face looked a little peeved for just a second. "More coffee?" she asked.
"Yes, thanks," I said, to gain more time before I had to go.
Carey poured and showed no sign of explaining Linda"s little remark.
"Jane was a difficult neighbor?" I asked tentatively.
"Oh." Carey sighed with pursed lips. "I wish Linda hadn"t brought that up.Honey, you got to learn to forget unpleasant things and old fights, it doesn"t pay to remember stuff like that."
Linda nodded obediently and went back to her scissors."Burger King was our dog; Linda named him of course," Carey explained reluctantly. "We didn"t keep him on a leash, I know we should have, and of course our backyard isn"t fenced in..."
I nodded encouragingly.
"Naturally, he eventually got run over, I"m ashamed of us even having an outside dog without having a fence," Carey confessed, shaking her head at her own negligence. "But Linda did want a pet, and she"s allergic to cats." "I sneeze and my eyes get red," Linda explained."Yes, honey. Of course, we had the dog when Jane had just gotten her cat, and of course Burger King chased Madeleine every time Jane let her out, which wasn"t too often, but every now and then..." Carey lost her thread."The dog treed the cat?" I suggested helpfully."Oh yes, and barked and barked," Carey said ruefully. "It was a mess. And Jane got so mad about it."
"She said she would call the pound," Linda chimed in. "Because there"s a leash law and we were breaking it."
"Well, honey, she was right," Carey said. "We were."
"She didn"t have to be so mean about it," Linda insisted."She was a little shirty," Carey said confidentially to me. "I mean, I know I was at fault, but she really went off the deep end." "Oh dear," I murmured.
"I"m surprised Linda remembers any of this because it was a long time ago.
Years, I guess."
"So did Jane end up calling the animal control people?" "No, no. Poor Burger got hit by a car over on Faith, right here to the side of the house, very soon after that. So now we have Waldo here"-and the tip of her slipper poked the dachshund affectionately-"and we walk him three or four times a day. It"s not much of a life for him, but it"s the best we can do." Waldo snored contentedly.
"Speaking of Madeleine, she came home," I told Carey."She did! I thought Parnell and Leah picked her up from the vet"s where she"d been boarded while Jane was sick?"
"Well, they did, but Madeleine wanted to be at her own house. As it turns out, she was expecting."
Linda and Carey both exclaimed over that, and I regretted telling them after a moment, because of course Linda wanted to see the little kitties and her mother did not want the child to cough and weep all afternoon."I"m sorry, Carey," I said as I took my leave.
"Don"t worry about it," Carey insisted, though I am sure she wished I had kept my mouth shut. "It"s just one of those things Linda has to learn to live with. I sure hope someday I can afford to fence the backyard, I"ll get her a Scottie puppie, I swear I will. A friend of mine raises them, and those are the cutest puppies in the world. Like little walking shoe brushes." I considered the cute factor of walking shoe brushes as I went through Carey"s backyard to my own. Carey"s yard was so open to view it was hard to imagine where a body could have been buried on her property, but I couldn"t exclude Carey either; her yard might not have been so bare a few years before.I could be rid of all this by getting in my car and driving to the police station, I reminded myself. And for a moment I was powerfully tempted.And I"ll tell you what stopped me: not loyalty to Jane, not keeping faith with the dead; nothing so n.o.ble. It was my fear of Sergeant Jack Burns, the terrifying head of the detectives. The sergeant, I had observed in my previous contacts with him, burned for truth the way other men burn for a promotion or a night with Mich.e.l.le Pfeiffer.
He wouldn"t be happy with me.
He would want to nail me to the wall.
I would keep the skull a secret a little longer.Maybe somehow I could wriggle out of this with a clear conscience. That didn"t seem possible at this moment, but then it hadn"t seemed possible someone would die and leave me a fortune, either.
I went in to check on Madeleine. She was nursing her kittens and looking smug and tired at the same time. I refilled her water bowl. I started to move her litter box into the room with her, but then I reconsidered. Best to leave it in the place she was used to going.
"Just think," I told the cat, "a week ago, I had no idea that soon I"d have a cat, four kittens, a house, five hundred and fifty thousand dollars, and a skull. I didn"t know what I was missing."
The doorbell rang.
I jumped maybe a mile. Thanks to Jane"s cryptic note, I now knew I had something to fear.
"Be back in a minute, Madeleine," I said, to rea.s.sure myself rather than the cat.
This time, instead of opening the door, I looked through Jane"s spyhole. When I saw lots of black, I knew my caller was Aubrey. I was smiling as I opened the door.
"Come in."
"I just thought I"d drop by and see the new house," he said hesitantly. "Is that okay?"
"Sure. I just found out today I have kittens, come see them."
And I led Aubrey into the bedroom, telling him Madeleine"s saga as we went.