Well, then, let us proceed. Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
(_With a touch of stage fright._) I do.
THE CLERGYMAN
(_Rea.s.suringly_) You are in good health?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
Yes.
THE CLERGYMAN
No dizziness in the morning?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
No black spots before the eyes?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
No vague pains in the small of the back?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
Gout?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
Chilblains?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
Sciatica?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
Buzzing in the ears?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN
Myopia? Angina pectoris?
THE BRIDE"S FATHER
No.
THE CLERGYMAN