Surely all would be perfect. We could answer for the materials and the mixing. The English lady could guarantee the boiling. She had seen the plum-pudding "on the boil," and had given strict injunctions as to the length of time during which it was to boil.
But, alas! the pudding was not right when brought on the table. It was not enveloped in lambent blue flame--it was not crackling in the burning brandy. It was sent in dry, and the brandy arrived separate in a white sauce-boat, hot indeed, and sugared, but not on fire.
There ensued outcries of disappointment. Attempts were made to redress the mistake by setting fire to the brandy in a spoon, but the spoon was cold. The flame would not catch, and finally, with a sigh, we had to take our plum-pudding as served.
"I say, chaplain!" exclaimed Jameson, "practice is better than precept, is it not?"
"To be sure it is."
"You gave us a deuced good sermon. It was short, as it ought to be; but I"ll go better on it, I"ll practise where you preached, and have larks, too!"
Then Jameson started from table with a plate of plum-pudding in one hand and the sauce-boat in the other. "By Jove!" he said, "I"ll teach these fellows to open their eyes. I"ll show them that we know how to feed. We can"t turn out scarabs and cartouches in England, that are no good to anyone, but we can produce the finest roast beef in the world, and do a thing or two in puddings."
And he left the room.
We paid no heed to anything Jameson said or did. We were rather relieved that he was out of the room, and did not concern ourselves about the "larks" he promised himself, and which we were quite certain would be as insipid as were the quails of the Israelites.
In ten minutes he was back, laughing and red in the face.
"I"ve had splitting fun," he said. "You should have been there."
"Where, Jameson?"
"Why, outside. There were a lot of old moolahs and other hoky-pokies sitting and contemplating the setting sun and all that sort of thing, and I gave Mustapha the pudding. I told him I wished him to try our great national English dish, on which her Majesty the Queen dines daily.
Well, he ate and enjoyed it, by George. Then I said, "Old fellow, it"s uncommonly dry, so you must take the sauce to it." He asked if it was only sauce--flour and water. "It"s sauce, by Jove," said I, "a little sugar to it; no bar on the sugar, Musty." So I put the boat to his lips and gave him a pull. By George, you should have seen his face! It was just thundering fun. "I"ve done you at last, old Musty," I said. "It is best cognac." He gave me such a look! He"d have eaten me, I believe--and he walked away. It was just splitting fun. I wish you had been there to see it."
I went out after dinner, to take my usual stroll along the river-bank, and to watch the evening lights die away on the columns and obelisk. On my return I saw at once that something had happened which had produced commotion among the servants of the hotel. I had reached the salon before I inquired what was the matter.
The boy who was taking the coffee round said: "Mustapha is dead. He cut his throat at the door of the mosque. He could not help himself. He had broken his vow."
I looked at Jameson without a word. Indeed, I could not speak; I was choking. The little American lady was trembling, the English lady crying. The gentlemen stood silent in the windows, not speaking a word.
Jameson"s colour changed. He was honestly distressed, uneasy, and tried to cover his confusion with bravado and a jest.
"After all," he said, "it is only a n.i.g.g.e.r the less."
"n.i.g.g.e.r!" said the American lady. "He was no n.i.g.g.e.r, but an Egyptian."
"Oh! I don"t pretend to distinguish between your blacks and whity-browns any more than I do between your cartouches," returned Jameson.
"He was no black," said the American lady, standing up. "But I do mean to say that I consider you an utterly unredeemed black----"
"My dear, don"t," said the Englishwoman, drawing the other down. "It"s no good. The thing is done. He meant no harm."
IV
I could not sleep. My blood was in a boil. I felt that I could not speak to Jameson again. He would have to leave Luxor. That was tacitly understood among us. Coventry was the place to which he would be consigned.
I tried to finish in a little sketch I had made in my notebook when I was in my room, but my hand shook, and I was constrained to lay my pencil aside. Then I took up an Egyptian grammar, but could not fix my mind on study. The hotel was very still. Everyone had gone to bed at an early hour that night, disinclined for conversation. No one was moving.
There was a lamp in the pa.s.sage; it was partly turned down. Jameson"s room was next to mine. I heard him stir as he undressed, and talk to himself. Then he was quiet. I wound up my watch, and emptying my pocket, put my purse under the pillow. I was not in the least heavy with sleep.
If I did go to bed I should not be able to close my eyes. But then--if I sat up I could do nothing.
I was about leisurely to undress, when I heard a sharp cry, or exclamation of mingled pain and alarm, from the adjoining room. In another moment there was a rap at my door. I opened, and Jameson came in. He was in his night-shirt, and looking agitated and frightened.
"Look here, old fellow," said he in a shaking voice, "there is Musty in my room. He has been hiding there, and just as I dropped asleep he ran that knife of yours into my throat."
"My knife?"
"Yes--that pruning-knife you gave him, you know. Look here--I must have the place sewn up. Do go for a doctor, there"s a good chap."
"Where is the place?"
"Here on my right gill."
Jameson turned his head to the left, and I raised the lamp. There was no wound of any sort there.
I told him so.
"Oh, yes! That"s fine--I tell you I felt his knife go in."
"Nonsense, you were dreaming."
"Dreaming! Not I. I saw Musty as distinctly as I now see you."
"This is a delusion, Jameson," I replied. "The poor fellow is dead."
"Oh, that"s very fine," said Jameson. "It is not the first of April, and I don"t believe the yarns that you"ve been spinning. You tried to make believe he was dead, but I know he is not. He has got into my room, and he made a dig at my throat with your pruning-knife."
"I"ll go into your room with you."
"Do so. But he"s gone by this time. Trust him to cut and run."
I followed Jameson, and looked about. There was no trace of anyone beside himself having been in the room. Moreover, there was no place but the nut-wood wardrobe in the bedroom in which anyone could have secreted himself. I opened this and showed that it was empty.
After a while I pacified Jameson, and induced him to go to bed again, and then I left his room. I did not now attempt to court sleep. I wrote letters with a hand not the steadiest, and did my accounts.
As the hour approached midnight I was again startled by a cry from the adjoining room, and in another moment Jameson was at my door.
"That blooming fellow Musty is in my room still," said he. "He has been at my throat again."
"Nonsense," I said. "You are labouring under hallucinations. You locked your door."
"Oh, by Jove, yes--of course I did; but, hang it, in this hole, neither doors nor windows fit, and the locks are no good, and the bolts nowhere.
He got in again somehow, and if I had not started up the moment I felt the knife, he"d have done for me. He would, by George. I wish I had a revolver."
I went into Jameson"s room. Again he insisted on my looking at his throat.