Toby knew not whether to be agonized or glad, to see that Meg had turned deadly white, and dropped her lover"s hand.
"As for you, you dull dog," said the Alderman, turning with even increased cheerfulness and urbanity to the young smith, "what are you thinking of being married for? What do you want to be married for, you silly fellow? If I was a fine, young, strapping chap like you, I should be ashamed of being milksop enough to pin myself to a woman"s ap.r.o.n-strings! Why, she"ll be an old woman before you"re a middle-aged man! And a pretty figure you"ll cut then, with a draggle-tailed wife and a crowd of squalling children crying after you wherever you go!"
Oh, he knew how to banter the common people, Alderman Cute!
"There! Go along with you," said the Alderman, "and repent. Don"t make such a fool of yourself as to get married on New Year"s Day. You"ll think very differently of it, long before next New Year"s Day: a trim young fellow like you, with all the girls looking after you. There! Go along with you!"
They went along. Not arm in arm, or hand in hand, or interchanging bright glances; but she in tears; he gloomy and down-looking. Were these the hearts that had so lately made old Toby"s leap up from its faintness? No, no. The Alderman (a blessing on his head!) had Put _them_ Down.
"As you happen to be here," said the Alderman to Toby, "you shall carry a letter for me. Can you be quick? You"re an old man."
Toby, who had been looking after Meg, quite stupidly, made shift to murmur out that he was very quick, and very strong.
"How old are you?" inquired the Alderman.
"I am over sixty, sir," said Toby.
"Oh! This man"s a great deal past the average age, you know," cried Mr.
Filer, breaking in as if his patience would bear some trying, but this was really carrying matters a little too far.
"I feel I"m intruding, sir," said Toby. "I--I mis...o...b..ed it this morning. Oh dear me!"
The Alderman cut him short by giving him the letter from his pocket.
Toby would have got a shilling too; but Mr. Filer clearly showing that in that case he would rob a certain given number of persons of ninepence-half-penny a-piece, he only got sixpence; and thought himself very well off to get that.
Then the Alderman gave an arm to each of his friends, and walked off in high feather; but, he immediately came hurrying back alone, as if he had forgotten something.
"Porter!" said the Alderman.
"Sir!" said Toby.
"Take care of that daughter of yours. She"s much too handsome."
"Even her good looks are stolen from somebody or other I suppose,"
thought Toby, looking at the sixpence in his hand, and thinking of the tripe. "She"s been and robbed five hundred ladies of a bloom a-piece, I shouldn"t wonder. It"s very dreadful!"
"She"s much too handsome, my man," repeated the Alderman. "The chances are, that she"ll come to no good, I clearly see. Observe what I say.
Take care of her!" With which, he hurried off again.
"Wrong every way. Wrong every way!" said Trotty clasping his hands.
"Born bad. No business here!"
The Chimes came clashing in upon him as he said the last words. Full, loud, and sounding--but with no encouragement. No, not a drop.
"The tune"s changed," cried the old man, as he listened. "There"s not a word of all that fancy in it. Why should there be? I have no business with the New Year nor with the old one neither. Let me die!"
Still the Bells, pealing forth their changes, made the very air spin.
Put "em down. Put "em down! Good old Times, Good old Times! Facts and Figures, Facts and Figures! Put "em down, Put "em down! If they said anything they said this, until the brain of Toby reeled.
He pressed his bewildered head between his hands as if to keep it from splitting asunder. A well-timed action, as it happened; for finding the letter in one of them, and being by that means reminded of his charge, he fell, mechanically, into his usual trot, and trotted off.
SECOND QUARTER.
The letter Toby had received from Alderman Cute, was addressed to a great man in the great district of the town. The greatest district of the town. It must have been the greatest district of the town, because it was commonly called "the world" by its inhabitants.
The Year was Old, that day. The patient Year had lived through the reproaches and misuses of its slanderers, and faithfully performed its work. Spring, summer, autumn, winter. It had labored through the destined round, and now laid down its weary head to die.
Trotty had no portion, to his thinking, in the New Year or the Old.
"Put "em down. Put "em down! Facts and Figures, Facts and Figures! Good old Times, Good old Times! Put "em down, Put "em down!"--his trot went to that measure, and would fit itself to nothing else.
But, even that one, melancholy as it was, brought him, in due time, to the end of his journey. To the mansion of Sir Joseph Bowley, Member of Parliament.
The door was opened by a Porter. Such a Porter! Not of Toby"s order.
Quite another thing. His place was the ticket, though; not Toby"s.
This Porter underwent some hard panting before he could speak; having breathed himself by coming incautiously out of his chair, without first taking time to think about it and compose his mind. When he had found his voice--which it took him some time to do, for it was a long way off and hidden under a load of meat--he said in a fat whisper:
"Who"s it from?"
Toby told him.
"You"re to take it in yourself," said the Porter, pointing to a room at the end of a long pa.s.sage, opening from the hall. "Everything goes straight in, on this day of the year. You"re not a bit too soon; for the carriage is at the door now, and they have only come to town for a couple of hours, a"purpose."
Toby wiped his feet (which were quite dry already) with great care, and took the way pointed out to him, observing as he went that it was an awfully grand house, but hushed and covered up, as if the family were in the country. Knocking at the room door, he was told to enter from within; and doing so found himself in a s.p.a.cious library, where, at a table strewn with files and papers, were a stately lady in a bonnet, and a not very stately gentleman in black, who wrote from her dictation; while another, and an older, and a much statelier gentleman, whose hat and cane were on the table, walked up and down, with one hand in his breast, and looked complacently from time to time at his own picture--a full length; a very full length--hanging over the fire-place.
"What is this?" said the last-named gentleman. "Mr. Fish, will you have the goodness to attend?"
Mr. Fish begged pardon, and taking the letter from Toby, handed it, with great respect.
"From Alderman Cute, Sir Joseph."
"Is this all? Have you nothing else, Porter?" inquired Sir Joseph.
Toby replied in the negative.
"You have no bill or demand upon me--my name is Bowley, Sir Joseph Bowley--of any kind from anybody, have you?" said Sir Joseph. "If you have, present it. There is a cheque-book by the side of Mr. Fish. I allow nothing to be carried into the New Year. Every description of account is settled in this house at the close of the old one. So that if death was to--to--"
"To cut," suggested Mr. Fish.
"To sever, sir," returned Sir Joseph, with great asperity, "the cord of existence--my affairs would be found, I hope, in a state of preparation."
"My dear Sir Joseph!" said the lady, who was greatly younger than the gentleman. "How shocking!"
"My Lady Bowley," returned Sir Joseph, floundering now and then, as in the great depth of his observations, "at this season of the year we should think of--of--ourselves. We should look into our--our accounts.
We should feel that every return of so eventful a period in human transactions involves matter of deep moment between a man and his--and his banker."
Sir Joseph delivered these words as if he felt the full morality of what he was saying, and desired that even Trotty should have an opportunity of being improved by such discourse. Possibly he had this end before him in still forbearing to break the seal of the letter, and in telling Trotty to wait where he was a minute.