as you call it."
"Then what in the world are you grumbling about?" Lady Attwill asked.
"Why, how am I going to get _out_ of it? Any fool can get into a fix--any time. It"s gettin" out--what? That"s the bally riddle, Alice--gettin" out of it. What?"
Lady Attwill went up to him and dug him confidentially in the shoulder with one pretty gloved thumb.
"Look here, d.i.c.ky," she said; "now, did I ever fail you?"
"Oh no, no. You"ve always been pretty good."
"Now, haven"t I got you out of many a sc.r.a.pe?"
Lord Ellerdine seemed to think--that is to say, call upon the resources of a somewhat attenuated memory. "Yes," he replied; "not so confounded many--only two; and--yes--well, of course, that other one was rather awkward."
He chuckled to himself. "But, after all, this is different," he continued. "I am not in this one, exactly. No more are you. It"s Peggy"s fix. And we don"t _quite_ know how she"s got into it. I don"t like the look of it."
Lady Attwill listened to him with an aspect of particular attention. But if the man had been able to realise it he would have seen the flash of contempt which came and went over her face. He did not, however, and she replied in her ordinary tones:
"Look of it! It"s merely a frolic--nothing serious. Collingwood is not the man to run risks. He believes in the simple life."
"Does he, by Jove!" Lord Ellerdine said. "He"s not so simple as that, Alice."
"He is not so simple as to get into a complication with Admaston," she answered. "He"s no fool--you take my word for it."
Lord Ellerdine grinned his fatuous little grin.
"Seems I have to take your word for everything," he said.
"All right, d.i.c.ky," she answered; "just you leave all the thinking to me."
"You don"t give me time to think," he answered. "I know I am deuced slow at it. But tell me this. How did Peggy and Collingwood get to my place last autumn before ten o"clock in the morning? Tell me that--what?"
"They motored through the night, of course."
"They jolly well didn"t," replied his lordship.
"But Colling told us he did," said Lady Attwill.
"I knew he did. But they didn"t."
Lady Attwill had been glancing over the _Matin_ of that day, which had been laid upon the breakfast table. At these words of her companion"s she put down the paper rather hurriedly and looked up.
"d.i.c.ky," she said, "I believe you know something."
"I know I do."
"What is it, then?"
"Bad breakdown at Selby overnight. They came on to my place in a hired motor next morning. I heard all about it from the man who drove them down from Selby."
Lady Attwill was very genuinely interested, or achieved a fair a.s.sumption of interest. "d.i.c.ky!" she cried.
Lord Ellerdine nodded his thin head vigorously. "It"s a fact," he replied triumphantly. "The fellow is now my second chauffeur. So you see I can find out things if I have time enough. Alice, I don"t like this fix Peggy"s in. Staying at Selby with Collingwood all night was bad enough, but----"
"Good gracious!" Lady Attwill answered, "can"t a woman stay at the same hotel with a man she knows without scandal?"
"Scandal!" Lord Ellerdine replied. "d.a.m.n the scandal! It"s what folks think. It"s who you are. Lots of women wouldn"t mind staying at the same hotel I was staying at, and n.o.body would dream that there was anything wrong--you wouldn"t, Alice. But Peggy and Collingwood _make_ people suspect them."
Lady Attwill went up to Lord Ellerdine and pinched his arm playfully.
"You silly old d.i.c.ky," she said, "you"ve been listening to a lot of stupid twaddle at your clubs."
"Well," he answered, "they know pretty well what"s going on."
"Yes, I suppose _they_ do," she said. "Talk about women and their gossip! Why, d.i.c.ky, they"re not in it with your smoke-room gang."
At that moment Pauline entered from Mrs. Admaston"s bedroom. There was a hardly veiled hostility in her face as she spoke, though her manner was civil enough. "Madame will see Lady Attwill," she said.
Lady Attwill swept across the room, flashing a somewhat curious glance at the old maidservant as she pa.s.sed her, and entered the bedroom.
Lord Ellerdine had strolled up to the fireplace. "Tell Peggy I am waiting," he called out.
"All right," Lady Attwill said. "You amuse yourself for a few minutes."
Lord Ellerdine began to hum a little tune; then he noticed Pauline, who was arranging some violets upon a side table. "Morning, Pauline," he said. "How"s madame?"
"She has a headache," the maid replied; "just a little nervous. Is your lordship well?"
"No, I am not well, Pauline, I am sorry to say. I feel very groggy. I have been all night in a confounded slow train."
Pauline said nothing, but left the room just as the third door opened and Collingwood came briskly into the room.
He was wearing a lounge suit of dark blue. The air of poise and easy carriage which was so marked a part of his personality was very much in evidence now. There was a quiet spring in his step, a brisk and cheery purpose in his movements, and he seemed singularly alert and _debonnaire_; perfectly dressed, a very proper man to look at, but somehow or other without a suggestion of foppishness, which Lord Ellerdine always managed to convey. His face was calm and composed, but a close observer would have noticed that there were dark rings under the eyes and that the face was slightly paler than its wont.
"Oh, there you are!" Lord Ellerdine said.
"h.e.l.lo, Ellerdine!" Collingwood replied. "Bright and early as usual?"
"Early, yes," said the other; "but not so deuced bright, old chap."
"When did you get here?"
"About five o"clock."
"Had breakfast?"
"No," said Lord Ellerdine. "I had a bath, a shave, a change, and a brandy-and-soda."
Collingwood went up to the window and sat looking idly down into the Rue de Rivoli.