Mark laughed for a moment, and then he fell to tapping the step thoughtfully with his heel. He was thinking over a plan.
"I don"t suppose you"ve much love for the yearlings," he remarked, at last.
"Bet cher life not," laughed the other. "I"ve about as much as a mother-in-law for a professional joke writer, b"gee! Reminds me of a story I once heard--but go on; I want to hear what you had to say. Tell my story later."
"Well, three friends of mine have formed a sort of an informal alliance for self-defence----"
"Bully, b"gee!" cried Dewey, excitedly.
"And I thought maybe you"d like to----"
"Join? Bet cher life, b"gee! Why didn"t you say so before? Whoop!"
And thus it happened that Member Number Five of the West Point "alliance" was discovered.
"I don"t think this famous alliance is going to have much to do at the start," said Mark, as soon as Master Dewey had recovered from his excitement, "for I rather fancy the yearlings will leave us alone for a time."
"Bet cher life, b"gee!" a.s.sented the other. "If they don"t look out they won"t have time to be sorry."
"B"gee!" added Mark, smiling.
"Do I say that much?" inquired the other, with a laugh. "I suppose I must, because the fellows have nicknamed me "B"gee." I declare I"m not conscious of saying it. Do I?"
"Bet cher life, b"gee," responded Mark, whereupon his new acquaintance broke into one of his merry laughs.
"Let"s go around to barracks," said Mark, finally--it was then just after breakfast time. "I expect they"ll want me to report for drill. I thought I"d get off for the morning on the strength of my "contusions,"
as they call them. But the old surgeon was too sly for me. He patched me up in a jiffy."
"What was the matter with you?" inquired Dewey, dropping his smile.
"One eye"s about half shut, as you see," responded Mark, "and then I had quite a little cut on the side of my head where Williams. .h.i.t me once.
Otherwise I am all right--only just a little rocky."
"As the sea captain remarked of the harbor, b"gee," added the other.
"But tell me, how"s Williams?"
"Pretty well done up, as the laundryman remarked, to borrow your style of ill.u.s.tration," Mark responded, laughing. "They had to carry poor Williams down here. He"s in there now being fixed up. And say, you should have seen how queerly the surgeon looked at us two. He knew right away what was up, of course, but he never said a word--just entered us "sick--contusions." Is that what you were?"
"Bet cher life, b"gee!" responded the other. "But he tried to get me to tell what was up. He rather suspected hazing, I think. I didn"t say anything, though."
"It would have served some of those chaps just right if you had," vowed Mark. "You know you could have every one of them expelled."
The two had reached the area of barracks by this time, and hurried over to reach their rooms before inspection.
"And don"t you mention what I"ve told you about this great alliance to a soul," Mark enjoined. "We"d have the whole academy about our ears in a day."
Dewey a.s.sented.
"What"s the name of it?" he inquired.
"Haven"t got any name for it yet," said Mark, "or any leader either, in fact. We"re waiting to get a few more members, enough for a little excitement. Then we"ll organize, elect a leader, swear allegiance, and you can bet there"ll be fun--b"gee!"
"Come up to my room," he added, after a moment"s pause, "as soon as you get fixed up for inspection, and I"ll introduce you to the other fellows."
With which parting word he turned and bounded up the stairs to his own room.
CHAPTER XVI.
THE PARSON"S INDIGNATION.
Mark found his roommate and faithful second, Texas, busily occupied in cleaning up for the morning inspection. Texas wasn"t looking for Mark; it had been Texas" private opinion that Mark had earned a week"s holiday by the battle of the morning, and that the surgeon would surely grant it. When Mark did turn up, however, Texas wasted no time in complaining of the injustice, but got his friend by the hand in a hurry.
"Ole man," he cried, "I"m proud of you! I ain"t had a chance to say how proud I am!"
"Thanks," said Mark, laughing, "but look out for that sore thumb--and for mercy"s sakes don"t slap me on that shoulder again. I"m more delicate than I look. And say, Texas, I"ve got a new member for our secret society--b"gee!"
Texas looked interested.
"He"s a pretty game youngster," Mark continued, "for when Bull Harris and that gang of his tried to haze him, he sailed in and tried to do the crowd."
"Oh!" cried Texas, excitedly. "Wow! I wish I"d "a" been there. Say, Mark, d"ye know I"ve been a missin" no end o" fun that a"way. Parson had a fight, an" I didn"t see it; you had one daown to Cranston"s, an" I missed that; an" yere"s another!"
Texas looked disgusted and Mark burst out laughing.
""Tain"t any fun," growled the former. "But go on, tell me "bout this chap. What does he look like?"
"He"s not as tall as we," replied Mark, "but he"s very good-looking and jolly. And when he says "B"gee" and laughs, you can"t help laughing with him. h.e.l.lo, there"s inspection!"
This last remark was prompted by a sharp rap upon the door. The two sprang up and stood at attention. "Heels together, eyes to the front, chest out"--they knew the whole formula by this time. And Cadet Corporal Jasper strode in, found fault with a few things and then went on to carry death and devastation into the next place.
A few minutes later the Parson strolled in.
"Yea, by Zeus," began he, without waiting for the formality of a salutation. "Yea, by Apollo, the far-darting, this is indeed an outrage worthy of the great Achilles to avenge. And I do swear by the bones of my ancestors, by the hounds of Diana, forsooth even by Jupiter lapis and the Gemini, that never while I inspire the atmosphere of existence will I submit myself to so outrageous an imposition----"
"Wow!" cried Texas. "What"s up?"
"Sit down and tell us about it," added Mark.
"It is written in the most immortal doc.u.ment," continued the Parson, without noticing the interruption, "that ever emanated from the mind of man, the Declaration of Independence (signed, by the way, by an ancestor of my stepmother), that among the inalienable privileges of man, co-ordinate with life and liberty itself, is the pursuit of happiness.
And in the name of the Seven Gates of Thebes and the Seven Hills of the Eternal City, I demand to know what happiness a man can have if all his happiness is taken from him!"
"B"gee! Reminds me of a story I heard about a boy who wanted to see the cow jump over the moon on a night when there wasn"t any moon, b"gee."
Mark and Texas looked up in surprise and the Parson faced about in obvious displeasure at the interruption.