CHAPTER LIX.
HOW A SURPRISE-PARTY IS VERY MUCH SURPRISED.
During these remarks "His Majesty" had been fumbling, with a thoughtful expression, in his coat-pocket, as though trying to extricate something, the bulk of which prevented it from being drawn forth without some difficulty; and as he tugged and fumbled he began to speak.
"I came here," said he, "on a surprise-party, an" begorra I niver was so surprised in my loife, so I wasn"t. An" be the same token, as it"s a long march we"ve had, an" as we"ve got to wait here an hour or so, an" as we"re on the ave av an attack an" may niver live to see another day, shure there"s ivery raison in loife"--and with this he fumbled still more vigorously in his pocket--"why"--he gave a thrust and a pull--"why we should all wet our whistles"--he gave a series of violent twists--"wid a dhrop av somethin" warrum;" and with this he succeeded in getting the object of his attempts extricated from his pocket, and proudly displayed before the eyes of the company a black junk-bottle.
The others looked at this with some surprise, but no other feeling. The whole proceeding seemed to them to show an ill-timed levity; and if it was serious, it certainly seemed very bad taste. But "His Royal Majesty" was in a very gracious mood, and continued to run on in his most gay and affable strain. He wandered round among the company and offered the bottle to each in turn. When they all refused he seemed both surprised and hurt.
"Shure it"s whiskey, so it is," he said, as though that would remove all objections; but this information did not produce any effect.
"Perhaps it"s a tumbler ye"ll be wantin"," said he. "Well, well, we"re sorry we haven"t got one; but if ye"ll take a taste out av the bottle ye"ll foind it moighty convaynient."
Here the monarch paused, and, raising the bottle to his own royal lips, took a long draught. As he swallowed the liquid his eyes closed and his face a.s.sumed an expression of rapture. He then offered it to all once more, and mourned over them because they refused.
"Oh, but it"s the divoine dhrink!" said he. Then he grew merrier, and began to sing:
"Oh, Shakspeare, Homer, an" all the poets Have sung for ages the praise av woine; But if they iver had tasted whiskey, They"d have called it the only dhrink divoine.
"Oh, wud ye have a receipt for toddy?
Av whiskey ye take a quart, I think; Thin out av a pint av bilin" wather Ivery dhrop ye add will spile the dhrink!"
Ashby had been talking with Dolores for some time. He now came forward, Dolores hanging on his arm.
"Sir," said he to "His Majesty," "I suppose we must again consider ourselves your prisoners?"
"Divvle a doubt av it," said "His Majesty," with a wink at Dolores.
"The other time," said Ashby, "you named a ransom, and said that on the payment of that sum you would allow us our liberty. Will you now name a sum again--some sum that I can pay? I engage to have it in less than a week, provided that you send this lady in safety to Vittoria. She can procure the money for me, and until then I shall remain your prisoner."
"Well, that"s fair," said "His Majesty."
"Will you do it?"
"Begorra, I will."
"Will you name the sum?"
"I"ll think about it."
At this Ashby went back with Dolores to his former position, and they resumed their conversation. But Harry had heard every word, and he now came up, with Katie clinging to him.
"Sir," said he, "will you allow me to procure my ransom in the same way?
Will you allow this lady to go in company with the other, so as to procure the amount needed for my deliverance?"
"But I won"t go," said Katie, hurriedly.
"What!" said Harry. "Oh, think--it"s for my sake, my life."
"But I can"t," said Katie. "I know I shall never see you again. Besides, what could I do alone?"
"You can go with this other lady, or with your aunt."
"Oh, she can"t go with me," said Auntie. "Nothing would induce me to leave His Majesty. The royal cause is just now in a critical condition, and we need all our resources."
"Then you can go with the Spanish senorita," said Harry.
"But I"m afraid," said Katie.
"Afraid!" said Harry. "Why, there will be no danger. You will be sent with a guard."
"Oh, it"s not that--it"s not that," said Katie; "it"s because I"m afraid I shall never see you again. And it"s cruel--very, very cruel in you!"
At this "His Majesty" wiped his eyes. Then he raised his bottle and took another long pull. Then he heaved a sigh.
"Arrah, ye rogue," said he to Harry, "ye"ve deludhered that poor gyerrul intoirely. She"s yours out-an"-out?no doubt av that; an" sure but it"s dead bate an" heart-broke intoirely I"d be, so I would, if it wasn"t for the widdy here, that"s a frind in time av nade, an" has a heart that"s worth its weight in goold sovereigns."
"His Majesty" now took another long, long pull at the black bottle.
"If it wasn"t that I had that other n.o.ble heart til fall back on," said he, as he wiped his royal eyes with the back of his royal hand, "I"d be fairly broken-hearted, so I would. But I"ll be loike Tim in the song:
""Oh, a widdy she lived in Limerick town, Not far from Shannon water, An" Tim kept company wid her, A coortin" av Biddy, her daughter.
But Micky M"Graw cut in between, And run away wid Biddy.
"Begorra!" says Tim, "the daughter"s gone, So, faix, I"ll take the widdy!"
The widdy!
Not Biddy!
The fond and faithful widdy!
Whooroor!""
Singing this, the jovial monarch caught Mrs. Russell"s hand in his, and proceeded to dance in a manner which was far more boisterous than dignified. Mrs. Russell, always fond and indulgent, lent herself to the royal whim, and danced much more vigorously than could have been expected from a person of her years. Katie clapped her hands in childish glee. The Carlists all applauded. The others looked puzzled. "His Majesty" finally concluded his little dance, after which Mrs. Russell clung to him in a languishing att.i.tude, and looked like a caricature of each of those other younger ladies who were all clinging so fondly to their respective lovers.
The sight of Mrs. Russell in that languishing att.i.tude came home to the hearts and consciences of the younger ladies, who all relinquished their lovers" arms, and insisted on standing by themselves.
Brooke had listened thoughtfully to all that had thus far been said. The Carlist chief was a puzzle to him, but he saw that there was talk of holding to ransom, which to him had an ugly sound.
"Sir," said he, "are we to be kept prisoners in this tower?"
"This tower, is it?" said "His Majesty." "Begorra, I hope not. There"s another tower a dale betther nor this. It"s mesilf that "ud be the proud man til let yez all go, an" yez "ud all be prouder, I"ll go bail; but in that case, shure to glory, I"d be a loser; but I hope to find yez comfortable quarthers in a foine stone house not a thousand moiles from this. Ye"ll all be as comfortable as ould Dinny M"Divitt in the song: