We got through it somehow. "I thought they"d eat their heads off,"
commented the Philosopher, who had carved the beefsteak and the broilers, and had tried to give everybody the tenderloin and the white breast meat, and had eaten drumsticks and end pieces himself, after the manner of the unselfish host.
There were piles and mountains of dishes after that luncheon. They looked the bigger to us because we had been obliged to leave them for two hours while we sat upon the porch with our motorists, who said they always took a good rest in the middle of the day, and made up by running many extra miles at night. When they had gone, loudly grateful for our hospitality--two of the men had had to have some more things to eat and drink before they could get up steam with which to start--the Gay Lady and I stood in the door of the kitchen and drew our first sighs over the state of things existing.
"If Cook doesn"t get down pretty soon----" said I dejectedly, and did not try to finish the sentence. Somehow that hasty cookery for five extra people had been depressing. I couldn"t think of a thing that had been left in the house that would do for dinner--due now in three short hours.
But the Gay Lady rallied n.o.bly.
"There"s plenty of hot water," said she, "and those dishes will melt away in no time. Then--you"re going to have a long sleep, whether we get any dinner to-night or not."
The Skeptic spoke from behind us. "Here"s a fresh recruit," said he in a jovial tone, which I understood at once was manufactured for the occasion. We looked around and saw Azalea at his elbow. She was smiling rather dubiously. I wondered how he had managed it. Afterward I learned that he had boldly asked her if she didn"t want to help.
"I hope I shan"t break anything," murmured Azalea, accepting a dish-towel. The Skeptic took another. "Oh, no," he a.s.sured her. "That delicate touch of yours--why, I never heard anybody who could play _pianissimo_--_legato_--_cantabile_--like you. You wouldn"t break a spun-gla.s.s rainbow."
Azalea did not break anything. I think it was because she did not dry more than one article to the Skeptic"s three and the Gay Lady"s six.
Once she dropped a china cup, but the Skeptic caught it and presented it to her with a bow. "Don"t mention it," said he. "I"m an old first-baseman."
The Philosopher came through the kitchen with a broom and dustpan. He had been attempting to sweep the dining-room floor--which is of hardwood, with a centre rug--and had had a bad time of it. The Skeptic jeered at him and mentioned the implements he should have used. Azalea looked at them both wonderingly.
"How in the world do you men come to know so much about housework?" she inquired, wiping a single teaspoon diligently. The Gay Lady had just lifted a dozen out of the steaming pan for her, but Azalea had laid them all down on the table, and was polishing them one by one.
"I find it comes in handy," said the Skeptic. "You never stay anywhere, you know, that sooner or later something doesn"t happen unexpectedly to the domestic machinery. Besides, I like to show off--don"t you? See here"--he turned to me. There was a twinkle in his wicked eye. "See here, why not let Miss Azalea and me be responsible for the dinner to-night--with Philo as second a.s.sistant? You and the Gay Lady are tired out. Miss Azalea can tell me what to do, and I"ll promise to do it faithfully."
He had not the face to look at the guest as he made this daring suggestion. His audacity took my breath away so completely that I could make no rejoinder, but the Gay Lady came to the rescue. I don"t know whether she had seen Azalea"s face, but I had.
"I have a surprise for to-night," said she, picking up a trayful of china, "and I don"t intend anybody shall interfere with it. n.o.body is even to mention dinner in my presence."
The Skeptic took the tray away from her. "There are some other things I should like to mention in your presence," said he, so softly that I think n.o.body heard him but myself, who was nearest. "And one of them is that somebody I know never looked sweeter than she does this----"
I rattled the saucers in the pan that n.o.body might catch it. The Gay Lady was colouring so brilliantly that I feared the Skeptic might drop the tray, for he was not looking at all where he was going. But she disappeared into the pantry, and there was nothing left for him to do but to place the tray on the shelf outside, ready for her to take the contents in through the window.
The Gay Lady put me upon my own bed, tucked me up, drew the curtains, and left me to my nap. She left a kiss on my cheek also, and as she dropped it there I thought of the Skeptic again--I don"t know why. I wondered casually what he would give for one like it.
When I awoke my room was so nearly dark that I was startled into thinking it next morning. The Lad"s voice, speaking eagerly through my door, was what had roused me. He was summoning me to dinner. "It"s all ready," he was calling.
I dressed dazedly, refreshed and wondering. I went down to preside at the most delicious meal I had eaten in a month. The Gay Lady--in white muslin, with cheeks like roses--seemed not in the least fatigued. The Skeptic looked like a young commanding general who had seen his forces win triumphantly against great odds. The Philosopher was hilarious.
Azalea seemed somewhat quiet and thoughtful.
When the dishes were done and the kitchen in order--matters which were dispatched like wildfire--we gathered upon the porch as usual.
"There is nothing in the world I should like so much," said the Gay Lady presently, from the low chair where she sat, with the Skeptic on a cushion so near to her feet that in the shadow his big figure seemed to melt into her slight one, "as some music. Is it asking too much, dear, after all those dishes?"
"I don"t feel a bit like singing," answered Azalea.
The Philosopher sat beside her on the settle, and he turned to add his request to the Gay Lady"s.
The Skeptic spoke heartily from his cushion.
"If you knew how much pleasure you"ve given us all these mornings and evenings," he said, "never having to be urged, but being so generous with your great art----"
"Somehow it doesn"t look so great to me to-night," said Azalea quietly.
I almost thought there were tears in her voice. She has a beautiful speaking voice, as singers are apt to have.
Everybody was silent for an instant, in surprise--and anxiety. Azalea was a very lovely girl--n.o.body had meant to hurt her.
Had the Skeptic"s shot in the kitchen gone home? n.o.body would be sorrier than he to deal a blow where only a feather"s touch was meant.
"It looks so great to me," said the Gay Lady very gently, "that I would give--years of my life to be able to sing one song as you sing Beethoven"s "_Adelaide_.""
"Of course I can"t refuse, after that," said Azalea modestly, though more happily, I thought, and the Philosopher went away with her into the half-lit living room.
"May I say anything?" asked the Skeptic, looking up into the Gay Lady"s face, in the way he has when he wants to say things very much but is doubtful how she will take them--a condition he is frequently in.
She shook her head--I think she must have been smiling. It was so evident--that which he wanted to say. He wanted to a.s.sure her that her own accomplishments----
But the Gay Lady shook her head. "Let"s just listen," she said.
So we listened. It was worth it. But, after all, I doubt if the Skeptic heard.
VI
HEPATICA
Here"s metal more attractive.
--_Hamlet._
The Gay Lady had gone away for a week and a day. Although four of us remained, the gap in our number appeared prodigious. The first dinner without her seemed as slow and dull as a dance without music, in spite of the fact that we did our best, each one of us, not to act as if anything were wrong.
When we had escaped from the dining-room to the porch, Lad was the first to voice his sentiments upon the subject of our drooping spirits. "I didn"t know her being here made such a lot of difference--till she got away," he said dismally. "There"s n.o.body to laugh, now, when I make a joke."
"Don"t the rest of us laugh at your jokes, son?" inquired the Philosopher, laying a friendly hand upon the Lad"s arm as the boy stood on the porch step below him.
"You do--if she does," replied Lad. "Lots of times you"d never notice what I say if she didn"t look at you and laugh. Then you burst out and laugh too--to please her, I suppose," he added.
The Philosopher glanced at me over the boy"s head. "Here"s a pretty sharp observer," said he, "with a gift at a.n.a.lysis. I didn"t know before that I take my cue from the Gay Lady--or from any one else--when it comes to laughing at jokes. Try me with one now, Lad, and see if I don"t laugh--all by myself."
Lad shook his head. "That wouldn"t be any good. I"d know you didn"t mean it. She always means it. Besides--she thinks things are funny that you don"t. She"s "most as good as a boy--and I don"t see how she can be, either," he reflected, "because she isn"t the least bit like one."
"You"re right enough about that," observed the Philosopher. "She"s essentially feminine, if ever a girl was."