Chapter 111
Home Sweet Home
Editors: Speedphoenix Joker
"I"m finally home…" I muttered a few words to no one in particular as I basked in the sunlight . It was just past noon, the time the star was s.h.i.+ning its brightest . I couldn"t help but relish in the warmth of its rays as I regarded the ever familiar cave before me .
Not having to account for Nell meant that Rir didn"t have to show restraint . He was able to dash home at his top speed . Still, the trip had still taken longer than expected—and not because I had decided to nap on his back as he ran . Our lateness could be attributed entirely to the sudden introduction of a few necessary miscellaneous tasks . All of which stemmed from an encounter with a group of bandits .
They had attacked us on sight, so I returned the favour by wiping them out . I followed up the extermination by hitting up their base, s.n.a.t.c.hing all their loot, and then burning their whole d.a.m.ned operation to the ground . Huh . You know, in retrospect, I almost feel like my actions were just as heinous and criminal as theirs . But hey, I did check their t.i.tles ahead of time just in case . The result? Yeah, let"s just say that their kind doesn"t deserve any pity . And I am supposedly the Demon Lord of Judgement . Convicting sinners of their crimes and punis.h.i.+ng them accordingly is basically my job, at least according to the t.i.tle . So yeah, whatever, f.u.c.k it . Not my problem . Might as well just call it karma and move on .
Although it was my first time doing anything of the sort in real life, I rather enjoyed the activity . Raiding bandit camps is fun, likely because their base of operations was an abandoned fortress . Clearing it out felt somewhat reminiscent of an old RPG . Beating up bandits was definitely worth my time . 10/10 would do it again if I had the chance . It"s a great way to grind money too . Not that I"ve got any use for money, but y"know .
Oh, wait . On second thought, I do . I can totally just feed it to the dungeon . Man, I"ve been feeding it nothing but corpses, so I totally forgot . Might as well at least try doing that then, I guess . I might even make a whole bunch of DP if I"m lucky .
Rir and I had already gone our separate ways, so I ended up getting lost in my own thoughts as I moved through the cave . I didn"t exactly feel like walking through the plains, so I switched the door"s destination to the true throne room before giving it a twist and walking right through .
“I’m home . ” The first thing I did after entering was announce my presence .
“Welcome home, Yuki!" Illuna dashed towards me the moment she noticed me and greeted me with a flying tackle that made use of all her momentum .
"Welcome back, Lord . " s.h.i.+ was only a single step behind her . She too pitter-pattered towards me, but instead of jumping at me, she instead opted to slow down and wrap her arms around my waist .
“Thanks . I"m glad to see you guys doing so well . ”
I gave each of the two girls a few pats on the head . Man, seeing these two fills me right up with energy . Their smiles are the best medicine a weary soul could get .
“Heya Master, welcome home!”
“Welcome home, My Lord . ”
"Hey Lyuu . Thanks Leila . " I responded to the maids" greetings in turn before finally turning towards the dungeon"s final resident . "Hey, Lefi . I"m back . "
She had been looking right at me, so our eyes met the moment I directed my gaze towards her . For some odd reason, her cheeks immediately began turning a shade of crimson . She opened and closed her mouth a few times as if to say something, but she never managed to get it out . After a few tries, she gave up, and her expression ended up as one of indifference . Huh . That"s weird . What"s up with her?
"I-Indeed you are . I must admit that I would have preferred for you to return sooner . " Lefi approached me and entered my personal s.p.a.ce, which was more or less cluttered due to the two girls that had attached themselves to me, and grabbed a hold of my s.h.i.+rt before she continued speaking in a bashful tone . "T-The void you left by my side was filled with naught but loneliness . I-I missed you . "
I . What . I . Huh? The dragon"s words had caught me completely off guard .
"W-what the heck"s gotten into you? Are you okay? You aren’t sick, are you?"
"O-Of course not," Lefi stuttered . "I am simply stating that I did not antic.i.p.ate that your absence would cause me to suffer so . "
“Hwauht!?” The words that came out of Lefi"s mouth were so laced in sugar they led me to scream incoherently . W-What the h.e.l.l has gotten into you, Lefi!? Seriously!
The way the dragon girl was acting was so adorable I wanted to scoop her up in my arms, take her home, and ask if I could keep her . But as cute as it was, it felt… wrong . Something was off . She was acting so differently from the Lefi I knew that I almost didn"t want to think they were the same person . You know, this is almost like how animals end up acting all weird right before some sort of great calamity or something . Though in this case, Lefi herself could easily cause said great calamity, huh?
I looked around the room in order to check whether I was the only person that felt as if something was off . And apparently, the answer was yes . Lyuu was watching us while pumping one of her fists, whereas Leila had an even bigger smile on her face than usual . Wait . Did they put some weird a.s.s idea into her head or something? Because it sure as h.e.l.l looks like it .
I opened my mouth in order to question the two suspects, but Lefi interrupted me before I could speak .
"Yuki…" Her nose twitched as she sniffed me .
"W-what?"
"Explain yourself . You bear the scent of a woman . What is the meaning of this!?"
Oh s.h.i.+t! She knows! She totally knows!
"B-Before you say anything, hear me out . I"m totally innocent!" I smashed the figurative not guilty b.u.t.ton as hard as I possibly could as I stammered out an explanation . "Some kid got really attached to me so I played with her a bit . That"s all! And I mean it, she was just a kid! Barely any older than Illuna! And you can"t call someone that young a woman!"
"I see . " Lefi narrowed her eyes . "So you have once again laid hands on a child in order to appease your distorted desires . "
“That’s definitely not what I meant!”
The supreme dragon wore a smile, a terrifying, dreadful smile . I could feel my brow dampening with cold sweat as I trembled in fear . Fortunately, her anger vanished as quickly as it had appeared .
"…Very well . It matters not . " She calmed down and shook her head as she continued to speak . "Your journey must have left you exhausted . Have you had your midday meal?"
"I uh… no . Not yet . "
"Splendid . You must join us then . We were just about to start," she smiled before turning towards the two little girls that had attached themselves to me . "I believe that is enough clinging for now . I am sure the two of you have had your fill, so let us a.s.sist in arranging the table . "
“Okay!”
Both Illuna and s.h.i.+ happily responded as they finally let go .
"Be seated, Yuki . Lunch shall soon be served . "
"Errr, sure . Alright . "
Lefi led me to the table and sat me down . She then followed the action with something that was nigh unprecedented . She went into the kitchen and grabbed a few plates in order to help set the table .
"Seriously…" I muttered as I tried to wrap my head around the odd situation . "What the h.e.l.l is going on…?"