""What did they want here, anyway?" said Walen; and Mankeltow says, "We can"t leave them in the open. Some one"ll come. Carry "em to Flora"s Temple."
We toted "em again and laid "em out on a stone bench. They were still dead in spite of our best attentions. We knew it, but we went through the motions till it was quite dark. "Wonder if all murderers do that?
"We want a light on this," says Walen after a spell. "There ought to be one in the machine. Why didn"t they light it?"
"We came out of Flora"s Temple, and shut the doors behind us. Some stars were showing then--same as when Cain did his little act, I guess.
I climbed up and searched the machine. She was very well equipped, I found two electric torches in clips alongside her barometers by the rear seat.
""What make is she?" says Mankeltow.
""Continental Renzalaer," I says. "My engines and my Rush Silencer."
"Walen whistles. "Here--let me look," he says, and grabs the other torch. She was sure well equipped. We gathered up an armful of cameras an" maps an" note-books an" an alb.u.m of mounted photographs which we took to Flora"s Temple and spread on a marble-topped table (I"ll show you to-morrow) which the King of Naples had presented to grandfather Marshalton. Walen starts to go through "em. We wanted to know why our friends had been so prejudiced against our society.
""Wait a minute," says Lord Lundie. "Lend me a handkerchief."
"He pulls out his own, and Walen contributes his green-and-red bandanna, and Lundie covers their faces. "Now," he says, "we"ll go into the evidence."
"There wasn"t any flaw in that evidence. Walen read out their last observations, and Mankeltow asked questions, and Lord Lundie sort o"
summarised, and I looked at the photos in the alb.u.m. "J"ever see a bird"s-eye telephoto-survey of England for military purposes? It"s interestin" but indecent--like turnin" a man upside down. None of those close-range panoramas of forts could have been taken without my Rush Silencer.
""I wish _we_ was as thorough as they are," says Mankeltow, when Walen stopped translatin".
""We"ve been thorough enough," says Lord Lundie. "The evidence against both accused is conclusive. Any other country would give "em seven years in a fortress. We should probably give "em eighteen months as first-cla.s.s misdemeanants. But their case," he says, "is out of our hands. We must review our own. Mr. Zigler," he said, "will you tell us what steps you took to bring about the death of the first accused?" I told him. He wanted to know specially whether I"d stretched first accused before or after he had fired at Mankeltow. Mankeltow testified he"d been shot at, and exhibited his neck as evidence. It was scorched.
""Now, Mr. Walen," says Lord Lundie. "Will you kindly tell us what steps you took with regard to the second accused?"
""The man ran directly at me, me lord," says Walen. "I said, "Oh no, you don"t," and hit him in the face."
"Lord Lundie lifts one hand and uncovers second accused"s face. There was a bruise on one cheek and the chin was all greened with gra.s.s. He was a heavy-built man.
""What happened after that?" says Lord Lundie.
""To the best of my remembrance he turned from me towards your lordship."
"Then Lundie goes ahead. "I stooped, and caught the man round the ankles," he says. "The sudden check threw him partially over my left shoulder. I jerked him off that shoulder, still holding his ankles, and he fell heavily on, it would appear, the point of his chin, death being instantaneous."
""Death being instantaneous," says Walen.
"Lord Lundie takes off his gown and wig--you could see him do it--and becomes our fellow-murderer. "That"s our case," he says. "I know how _I_ should direct the jury, but it"s an undignified business for a Lord of Appeal to lift his hand to, and some of my learned brothers," he says, "might be disposed to be facetious."
"I guess I can"t be properly sensitised. Any one who steered me out of that trouble might have had the laugh on me for generations. But I"m only a millionaire. I said we"d better search second accused in case he"d been carryin" concealed weapons.
""That certainly is a point," says Lord Lundie. "But the question for the jury would be whether I exercised more force than was necessary to prevent him from usin" them." _I_ didn"t say anything. He wasn"t talkin"
my language. Second accused had his gun on him sure enough, but it had jammed in his hip-pocket. He was too fleshy to reach behind for business purposes, and he didn"t look a gun-man anyway. Both of "em carried wads of private letters. By the time Walen had translated, we knew how many children the fat one had at home and when the thin one reckoned to be married. Too bad! Ya-as.
"Says Walen to me while we was reb.u.t.tonin" their jackets (they was not in uniform): "Ever read a book called _The Wreckers_, Mr. Zigler?"
""Not that I recall at the present moment," I says.
""Well, do," he says. "You"d appreciate it. You"d appreciate it now, I a.s.sure you."
""I"ll remember," I says. "But I don"t see how this song and dance helps us any. Here"s our corpses, here"s their machine, and daylight"s bound to come."
""Heavens! That reminds me," says Lundie. "What time"s dinner?"
""Half-past eight," says Mankeltow. "It"s half-past five now. We knocked off golf at twenty to, and if they hadn"t been such silly a.s.ses, firin"
pistols like civilians, we"d have had them to dinner. Why, they might be sitting with us in the smoking-room this very minute," he says. Then he said that no man had a right to take his profession so seriously as these two mountebanks.
""How interestin"!" says Lundie. "I"ve noticed this impatient att.i.tude toward their victim in a good many murderers. I never understood it before. Of course, it"s the disposal of the body that annoys "em. Now, I wonder," he says, "who our case will come up before? Let"s run through it again."
"Then Walen whirls in. He"d been bitin" his nails in a corner. We was all nerved up by now.... Me? The worst of the bunch. I had to think for Tommy as well.
""We _can"t_ be tried," says Walen. "We _mustn"t_ be tried! It"ll make an infernal international stink. What did I tell you in the smoking-room after lunch? The tension"s at breaking-point already. This "ud snap it.
Can"t you see that?"
""I was thinking of the legal aspect of the case," says Lundie. "With a good jury we"d likely be acquitted."
""Acquitted!" says Walen. "Who"d dare acquit us in the face of what "ud be demanded by--the other party? Did you ever hear of the War of Jenkins" ear? "Ever hear of Mason and Slidel? "Ever hear of an ultimatum? You know who _these_ two idiots are; you know who _we_ are--a Lord of Appeal, a Viscount of the English peerage, and me--_me_ knowing all I know, which the men who know dam" well know that I _do_ know! It"s our necks or Armageddon. Which do you think this Government would choose? We _can"t_ be tried!" he says.
""Then I expect I"ll have to resign me club," Lundie goes on. "I don"t think that"s ever been done before by an _ex-officio_ member. I must ask the secretary." I guess he was kinder bunkered for the minute, or maybe "twas the lordship comin" out on him.
""Rot!" says Mankeltow. "Walen"s right. We can"t afford to be tried.
We"ll have to bury them; but my head-gardener locks up all the tools at five o"clock."
""Not on your life!" says Lundie. He was on deck again--as the high-cla.s.s lawyer. "Right or wrong, if we attempt concealment of the bodies we"re done for."
""I"m glad of that," says Mankeltow, "because, after all, it ain"t cricket to bury "em."
"Somehow--but I know I ain"t English--that consideration didn"t worry me as it ought. An" besides, I was thinkin"--I had to--an" I"d begun to see a light "way off--a little glimmerin" light o" salvation.
""Then what _are_ we to do?" says Walen. "Zigler, what do you advise?
Your neck"s in it too."
""Gentlemen," I says, "something Lord Lundie let fall a while back gives me an idea. I move that this committee empowers Big Claus and Little Claus, who have elected to commit suicide in our midst, to leave the premises _as_ they came. I"m asking you to take big chances," I says, "but they"re all we"ve got," and then I broke for the bi-plane.
"Don"t tell me the English can"t think as quick as the next man when it"s up to them! They lifted "em out o" Flora"s Temple--reverent, but not wastin" time--whilst I found out what had brought her down. One cylinder was misfirin". I didn"t stop to fix it. My Renzalaer will hold up on six. We"ve proved that. If her crew had relied on my guarantees, they"d have been half-way home by then, instead of takin" their seats with hangin" heads like they was ashamed. They ought to have been ashamed too, playin" gun-men in a British peer"s park! I took big chances startin" her without controls, but "twas a dead still night an"
a clear run--you saw it--across the Theatre into the park, and I prayed she"d rise before she hit high timber. I set her all I dared for a quick lift. I told Mankeltow that if I gave her too much nose she"d be liable to up-end and flop. He didn"t want another inquest on his estate. No, sir! So I had to fix her up in the dark. Ya-as!
"I took big chances, too, while those other three held on to her and I worked her up to full power. My Renzalaer"s no ventilation-fan to pull against. But I climbed out just in time. I"d hitched the signallin" lamp to her tail so"s we could track her. Otherwise, with my Rush Silencer, we might"s well have shooed an owl out of a barn. She left just that way when we let her go. No sound except the propellers--_Whoo-oo-oo!
Whoo-oo-oo!_ There was a dip in the ground ahead. It hid her lamp for a second--but there"s no such thing as time in real life. Then that lamp travelled up the far slope slow--too slow. Then it kinder lifted, we judged. Then it sure was liftin". Then it lifted good. D"you know why?
Our four naked perspirin" souls was out there underneath her, hikin" her heavens high. Yes, sir. _We_ did it!... And that lamp kept liftin" and liftin". Then she side-slipped! My G.o.d, she side-slipped twice, which was what I"d been afraid of all along! Then she straightened up, and went away climbin" to glory, for that blessed star of our hope got smaller and smaller till we couldn"t track it any more. Then we breathed. We hadn"t breathed any since their arrival, but we didn"t know it till we breathed that time--all together. Then we dug our finger-nails out of our palms an" came alive again--in instalments.
"Lundie spoke first. "We therefore commit their bodies to the air," he says, an" puts his cap on.
""The deep--the deep," says Walen. "It"s just twenty-three miles to the Channel."
""Poor chaps! Poor chaps!" says Mankeltow. "We"d have had "em to dinner if they hadn"t lost their heads. I can"t tell you how this distresses me, Laughton."