Miss Henschil, deep in a house furnisher"s catalogue, did not speak for twenty minutes. Then she said, between adding totals of best, guest, and servants" sheets, "But why should our times have been the same, Nursey?"
"Because a child is born somewhere every second of the clock," Nurse Blaber answered. "And besides that, you probably set each other off by talking and thinking about it. You shouldn"t, you know."
"Ay, but you"ve never been in h.e.l.l," said Miss Henschil.
The telegram handed in at Hereford at 12.46 and delivered to Miss Henschil on the beach of a certain village at 2.7 ran thus:
""_Absolutely confirmed. She says she remembers hearing noise of accident in engine-room returning from India eighty-five._""
"He means the year, not the thermometer," said Nurse Blaber, throwing pebbles at the cold sea.
""_And two men scalded thus explaining my hoots._" (The idea of telling me that!) "_Subsequently silly clergyman pa.s.senger ran up behind her calling for joke, "Friend, all is lost," thus accounting very words._""
Nurse Blaber purred audibly.
""_She says only remembers being upset minute or two. Unspeakable relief. Best love Nursey, who is jewel. Get out of her what she would like best._" Oh, I oughtn"t to have read that," said Miss Henschil.
"It doesn"t matter. I don"t want anything," said Nurse Blaber, "and if I did I shouldn"t get it."
"HELEN ALL ALONE"
There was darkness under Heaven For an hour"s s.p.a.ce-- Darkness that we knew was given Us for special grace.
Sun and moon and stars were hid, G.o.d had left His Throne, When Helen came to me, she did, Helen all alone!
Side by side (because our fate d.a.m.ned us ere our birth) We stole out of Limbo Gate Looking for the Earth.
Hand in pulling hand amid Fear no dreams have known, Helen ran with me, she did, Helen all alone!
When the Horror pa.s.sing speech Hunted us along, Each laid hold on each, and each Found the other strong.
In the teeth of things forbid And Reason overthrown, Helen stood by me, she did, Helen all alone!
When, at last, we heard the Fires Dull and die away, When, at last, our linked desires Dragged us up to day, When, at last, our souls were rid Of what that Night had shown, Helen pa.s.sed from me, she did, Helen all alone!
Let her go and find a mate, As I will find a bride, Knowing naught of Limbo Gate Or Who are penned inside.
There is knowledge G.o.d forbid More than one should own.
So Helen went from me, she did, Oh my soul, be glad she did!
Helen all alone!
The Honours of War
(1911)
A hooded motor had followed mine from the Guildford Road up the drive to The Infant"s ancestral hall, and had turned off to the stables.
"We"re having a quiet evening together. Stalky"s upstairs changing.
Dinner"s at 7.15 sharp, because we"re hungry. His room"s next to yours,"
said The Infant, nursing a cobwebbed bottle of Burgundy.
Then I found Lieutenant-Colonel A.L. Corkran, I.A., who borrowed a collar-stud and told me about the East and his Sikh regiment.
"And are your subalterns as good as ever?" I asked.
"Amazin"--simply amazin"! All I"ve got to do is to find "em jobs. They keep touchin" their caps to me and askin" for more work. "Come at me with their tongues hangin" out. _I_ used to run the other way at their age."
"And when they err?" said I. "I suppose they do sometimes?"
"Then they run to me again to weep with remorse over their virgin peccadilloes. I never cuddled my Colonel when I was in trouble.
Lambs--positive lambs!"
"And what do you say to "em?"
"Talk to "em like a papa. Tell "em how I can"t understand it, an" how shocked I am, and how grieved their parents"ll be; and throw in a little about the Army Regulations and the Ten Commandments. "Makes one feel rather a sweep when one thinks of what one used to do at their age.
D"you remember--"
We remembered together till close on seven o"clock. As we went out into the gallery that runs round the big hall, we saw The Infant, below, talking to two deferential well-set-up lads whom I had known, on and off, in the holidays, any time for the last ten years. One of them had a bruised cheek, and the other a weeping left eye.
"Yes, that"s the style," said Stalky below his breath. "They"re brought up on lemon-squash and mobilisation text-books. I say, the girls we knew must have been much better than they pretended they were; for I"ll swear it isn"t the fathers."
"But why on earth did you do it?" The Infant was shouting. "You know what it means nowadays."
"Well, sir," said Bobby Trivett, the taller of the two, "Wontner talks too much, for one thing. He didn"t join till he was twenty-three, and, besides that, he used to lecture on tactics in the ante-room. He said Clausewitz was the only tactician, and he ill.u.s.trated his theories with cigar-ends. He was that sort of chap, sir."
"And he didn"t much care whose cigar-ends they were," said Eames, who was shorter and pinker.
"And then he _would_ talk about the "Varsity," said Bobby. "He got a degree there. And he told us we weren"t intellectual. He told the Adjutant so, sir. He was just that kind of chap, sir, if you understand."
Stalky and I backed behind a tall j.a.panese jar of chrysanthemums and listened more intently.
"Was all the Mess in it, or only you two?" The Infant demanded, chewing his moustache.
"The Adjutant went to bed, of course, sir, and the Senior Subaltern said he wasn"t going to risk his commission--they"re awfully down on ragging nowadays in the Service--but the rest of us--er--attended to him,"
said Bobby.
"Much?" The Infant asked. The boys smiled deprecatingly.
"Not in the ante-room, sir," said Eames. "Then he called us silly children, and went to bed, and we sat up discussin", and I suppose we got a bit above ourselves, and we--er--"
"Went to his quarters and drew him?" The Infant suggested.
"Well, we only asked him to get out of bed, and we put his helmet and sword-belt on for him, and we sung him bits out of the Blue Fairy Book--the cram-book on Army organisation. Oh yes, and then we asked him to drink old Clausewitz"s health, as a brother-tactician, in milk-punch and Worcester sauce, and so on. We had to help him a little there. He bites. There wasn"t much else that time; but, you know, the War Office is severe on ragging these days." Bobby stopped with a lopsided smile.
"And then," Eames went on, "then Wontner said we"d done several pounds"
worth of damage to his furniture."
"Oh," said The Infant, "he"s that kind of man, is he? Does he brush his teeth?"