"There"s such a thing as compromise."
"Compromise? What do you mean?"
"If you insist on receiving the full amount of your demand, no doubt Messrs. McTavish & Brown will keep you waiting as long as they can--if you ever succeed in getting it at all. But, supposing you agree to accept half----"
"Or three-quarters."
"Or three-quarters. The major sum might be mentioned first; but, if time is of importance, I should advise you to allow yourself to be persuaded to accept half, or even a trifle less, and to give a full quittance for all claims, on condition, say, that the amount agreed upon is paid within four-and-twenty hours."
"They shall pay it!--I"ll see to that! And then when I"ve got it I"ll go at "em for the rest."
"Ahem! I cannot allow myself to be a.s.sociated with any such scheme as that."
"Can"t you? We"ll see! You stop where you are. I"ll dress, and then you shall go with me to Messrs. McTavish & Brown as my legal adviser! and when I leave them I"ll be richer than when I started, or they"ll be sorry!" Mrs. Lamb pa.s.sed into her bedroom, through the partially open door of which her voice proceeded: "Don"t you go meddling with any of the things in there; I know exactly what there is, so don"t you think I don"t.
If I suspected you of taking so much as a paper-knife, I"d have it out of you if I had to strip every rag of clothing off you to get at it."
CHAPTER XXV
ALARUMS AND EXCURSIONS
Messrs. McTavish & Brown, solicitors, of Southampton Row, London, W.C., had a large, sound and lucrative family connection. They numbered among their clients several people of really excellent position, persons whose names ought to have been in the _Doomsday Book_, and were in Burke"s _Landed Gentry_, and in various other places in which one would desire one"s name to be found. Among those names was that of d.y.k.es--Lady Julia d.y.k.es, relict of Sir Eastman d.y.k.es, third baronet of Fennington Park, Ess.e.x. Sir Eastman had himself been one of the firm"s clients, one whom they had every reason to value highly. His testamentary dispositions had been of such a kind that the administration of his estate had practically been left in the hands of Messrs. McTavish & Brown until the coming of age of his eldest son. A handsome income had been left to his well-beloved wife, together with the nominal guardianship of everything which once was his; actually, however, she did nothing of the slightest importance except with the cognisance and approval of the gentlemen in Southampton Row.
Lady d.y.k.es was a lady of a certain age, and of almost more than a certain presence. She was one of those persons who are const.i.tutionally p.r.o.ne to lean--metaphorically!--upon some one or something, and she leaned upon Messrs. McTavish & Brown rather more than they altogether cared for. She consulted them not only every week, but sometimes on each day of the week; often on matters which had no connection with the law, and had nothing to do with them either.
She had been known to ask their advice on the question of the retention or dismissal of a cook. On one memorable occasion she had actually written to them to learn if they thought that it would be becoming for her to attend a drawing-room in a scarlet satin gown. To make the matter worse, that letter was addressed to Mr. McTavish in person. As it was a standing joke with Mr.
Brown, who allowed himself an indecorous lat.i.tude in matters of real importance, that her ladyship had matrimonial designs upon that well-seasoned bachelor, it was a painful moment to Mr.
McTavish when he learned that she requested his advice upon what, to his thinking, was a matter of such singular delicacy.
On the afternoon on which Mrs. Gregory Lamb set out with Mr.
Luker to visit Messrs. McTavish & Brown, Lady d.y.k.es was paying one of her very numerous visits to her solicitors. She was closeted with both partners in Mr. McTavish"s private room, the senior partner having insisted on summoning the junior to take part in the inevitable conference, he having an almost morbid disinclination to be left alone with her. McTavish had an uncomfortable feeling, however much he might try to hide the fact from Brown, that her ladyship was disposed to show herself much more friendly when he had no one to keep him in countenance. Had they dared, both men would have made it a general rule to put her off on to one of their managing clerks, but they had learned from experience that though the soul of generosity she was quick to take offence, and, therefore, if she would talk nonsense, all they could do was to make her pay for it--which they did.
The time had arrived for her eldest hope, Eastman, to take up his residence at the university. On the present occasion she had called to renew, for the fiftieth time, the interminable discussion as to what was the exact annual amount he was to be allowed while there, and what exactly he was to do with it.
"I am particularly anxious," she explained, as she had done over and over and over again (some ladies think that the more they repeat themselves the more emphatic they become--which is a mistake), "that he should not waste his money, and worse than waste his money, on what I cannot but consider, and every mother would consider--every mother who cares for her child (and how many mothers do!)--extremely undesirable connections. For instance"--she started on a little story which her legal advisers had heard from her lips more than a dozen times--"Mrs.
Adams was telling me only a few weeks ago that her second son, Bernard, who is at Cambridge, at Caius College, or Trinity, or Keble, or St. John"s--it"s one or the other--I"m not sure which, though I know he"s in some part of the building"--she always spoke of a university as if it consisted of one large building, though she must have known better--"has been lavishing--positively lavishing!--articles of various kinds, gifts, presents of every description, from bon-bons to gloves, and from shoes to ribbons, and I don"t know what else beside--it seems he kept a list of them, I don"t know why, and she found it--it made me dizzy to hear her merely read it through, it was that long!--upon, of all creatures in the world--it seems inconceivable, for I"ve known the boy from a baby, and so did Sir Eastman--but it was a young woman in a tobacconist"s shop.
Picture what his mother"s feelings were; picture what mine would be if I made a similar discovery. If there is one rule to which I have adhered through life it is to allow no one connected with me to have anything to do with females of questionable antecedents. And a tobacconist shop! Am I not right?"
She looked directly at Mr. McTavish, who coughed, and answered--
"Certainly, Lady d.y.k.es; quite right".
Mr. Brown said nothing; he looked the more.
"You yourselves, although of the opposite s.e.x, know perfectly well how necessary it is to have such a rule. You would not have built up this great business were it not universally known that you invariably refuse to accept as clients persons--especially when they are of the feminine gender--who are not of the highest respectability. I myself should not be here at the present moment were I not a.s.sured that was the case--of course that you understand. You would no more allow a woman of a certain cla.s.s to enter your private office, Mr. McTavish, than I should allow a navvy to enter my drawing-room."
It was perhaps a trifle unfortunate that Mrs. Gregory Lamb, attended by Mr. Isaac Luker, should have chosen that particular moment to introduce herself into the premises of Messrs.
McTavish & Brown. On the road Mr. Luker had endeavoured to persuade the lady to leave the negotiations as much as possible in his hands, a suggestion which she had repudiated with scorn.
"If any one can play this sort of game better than I can, I"ve never met them. All you have to do is to chime in when I tell you. If I fail to jockey some coin out of them somehow, then it will be time for you to try your hand."
"I am not so sure of that. It occurs to me as at least possible that if you fail it won"t be worth any one"s while to take a hand."
It was not in consonance with the lady"s plan of campaign to resort, throughout the entire proceedings, to any of the minor civilities of life. For instance she deemed it neither necessary nor advisable to announce her presence by knocking at the outer door. She simply swung it right back on to its hinges, and strode straight in, not with the lightest strides. In the outer office it was customary for visitors to mention who it was they wished to see, possibly, also, the nature of their business, and then wait in patience till it was intimated to them that they were at liberty to penetrate farther. No such formula was likely to suit Mrs. Lamb, for one reason if for no other. She was well aware that if the heads of the firm had their way nothing would induce them to suffer her to enter their presence. Indeed so soon as the clerks in the outer office recognised who it was, one of them, starting up, prepared to rush to his princ.i.p.als to warn them of her coming. But the lady was too quick for him.
While he was already half-way through the farther door, the lady, catching him by the shoulder, swung him round in a fashion which was a sufficient testimony to the fact that her arm still retained at least a good deal of its pristine vigour. Before he had a chance to recover she was in the apartment which was reserved as a sanctum for the senior clerks, her appearance causing a sensation among those respectable elderly gentlemen, which was both ludicrous and surprising. The senior engrossing clerk, Mr. Riseley, was the only one among them who retained even a fragment of presence of mind. He endeavoured to interpose his person between the lady and the approach to Mr. McTavish"s private sitting-room.
"Mrs. Lamb, what is the meaning of this behaviour? Such conduct is not to be endured; I must ask you to leave this room at once!"
"Get out of the way," was the only answer which Mrs. Lamb vouchsafed.
"I shall do nothing of the kind--certainly not; my duty to my employers forbids it. You can see neither Mr. McTavish nor Mr.
Brown, they--they are both of them most particularly engaged."
Mrs. Lamb condescended to waste no more words on him. He was rather larger than the other clerk, so she used both arms, darting them out in front of her as if they were battering-rams, dashing her half-open palms against him with such force as to drive him against a neighbouring table, overturning both it and its proper occupant with a clatter on to the ground. Then she went rushing into the senior partner"s holy of holies as if she had been some mad bull, crying "Come along, Luker," as she rushed.
Mr. Luker went along, not quite so demonstratively as she did, still, considering his build and the difference in his methods, he managed pretty well. Yet he did not move fast enough for his energetic client. As he was coming through the door, seizing him by the arm, she gave it a jerk which sent him whirling half across the room and his hat flying into a corner. The instant she was in she slammed the door behind her, snapped the lock, and pocketed the key.
As Lady d.y.k.es had just been dwelling on her consciousness of the fact that under no consideration whatever would Messrs. McTavish & Brown allow doubtful female persons to set foot inside their offices, it was rather an unfortunate moment for her to make her entry. So both the partners decidedly seemed to think. As for Lady d.y.k.es, she started from her chair with as much agility as her figure would permit, and stared at the intruder open-eyed.
"Good gracious!" she exclaimed. "Who is this person? and what does she want?"
Mr. Brown, having his wits about him, made for the second door (most lawyers have at least two entrances to their own particular preserves), observing as he moved--
"Lady d.y.k.es, might I ask you to----"
He got no farther; Mrs. Lamb cut him short. Her wits were even more on the alert than his. Perceiving, on the instant, his objective, dashing after him, pushing him aside as if he were some insignificant thing, she gained the second door, banged it to, locked it, and pocketed that key also. Then, turning, she confronted her victims with a laugh which did not by any means ring pleasantly in their ears.
"It seems as if I had arrived in the very nick of time. I couldn"t have bagged the pair of you more neatly if I"d had an appointment with you--could I?"
Lady d.y.k.es, who was the most nervous of her s.e.x, was trembling almost as if she were a species of human jelly-fish.
"Dear! dear!" she gasped. "Who is this person? and what does she want? Make her open the door at once, and let me out! My footman will be wondering what has become of me."
Mrs. Lamb favoured her with an answer--of a kind.
"I"ll tell you who I am. I"m one of their clients! I"m one of the helpless, ignorant women whom they"ve robbed and plundered, but before all"s finished they"ll find that I"m not so helpless and ignorant as they thought. And I"ll tell you what I want: I want back some of the money they"ve stolen, and before anybody leaves this room I"ll have it. I"ve stood their shuffling long enough, but I won"t stand it any longer, as I"m here to show them."
Mr. Brown, who still seemed to have most control over his tongue, addressed himself to Mr. Luker.
"Mr. Luker, I believe you are a fully admitted solicitor. As such I call on you to notice that Mrs. Lamb"s words are actionable. And I request you, unless you wish to get yourself and her into serious trouble, to insist on her opening the two doors which she has improperly locked, and on her leaving these premises at once. Surely it is not necessary for me to point out that, otherwise, the consequences to both of you will be of the gravest possible kind."
Mrs. Lamb placed herself in front of the irate Mr. Brown.
"Don"t you waste your breath talking to Mr. Luker; he"s not on in this scene--not just at present, anyhow. If you"ve anything to say, you say it to me; it"s me you have to deal with, not him."