"Four!" repeated Aunt Annie, aghast. "But----"
"But, my dear!" exclaimed Mrs. Knight. "Surely----"
Geraldine glanced with respectful interest at Mrs. Knight.
"Surely you"ll find it a great trial to manage them all?" said Aunt Annie.
"No," said Geraldine. "At least, I hope not. I never allow myself to be bothered by servants. I just tell them what they are to do. If they do it, well and good. If they don"t, they must leave. I give an hour a day to domestic affairs. My time is too occupied to give more."
"She likes to spend her time going up and down in the lift," Henry explained.
Geraldine put her hand over her husband"s mouth and silenced him. It was a pretty spectacle, and reconciled the visitors to much.
Aunt Annie examined Henry"s face. "Are you quite well, Henry?" she inquired.
"I"m all right," he said, yawning. "But I want a little exercise. I haven"t been out much to-day. I think I"ll go for a short walk."
"Yes, do, dearest."
"Do, my dear."
As he approached the door, having kissed his wife, his mother, without looking at him, remarked in a peculiarly dry tone, which she employed only at the rarest intervals: "You haven"t told me anything about your honeymoon yet, Henry."
"You forget, sister," said Aunt Annie stiffly, "it"s a secret."
"Not now--not now!" cried Geraldine brightly. "Well, we"ll tell you.
Where do you think we drove after leaving you? To the Savoy Hotel."
"But why?" asked Mrs. Knight ingenuously.
"We spent our honeymoon there, right in the middle of London. We pretended we were strangers to London, and we saw all the sights that Londoners never do see. Wasn"t it a good idea?"
"I--I don"t know," said Mrs. Knight.
"It seems rather queer--for a honeymoon," Aunt Annie observed.
"Oh, but it was splendid!" continued Geraldine. "We went to the theatre or the opera every night, and lived on the fat of the land in the best hotel in Europe, and saw everything--even the Tower and the Mint and the Thames Tunnel and the Tate Gallery. We enjoyed every moment."
"And think of the saving in fares!" Henry put in, swinging the door to and fro.
"Yes, there was that, certainly," Aunt Annie agreed.
"And we went everywhere that omnibuses go," Henry proceeded. "Once even we got as far as the Salisbury, Fulham."
"Well, dear," Mrs. Knight said sharply, "I do think you might have popped in."
"But, mamma," Geraldine tried to explain, "that would have spoilt it."
"Spoilt what?" asked Mrs. Knight. "The Salisbury isn"t three minutes off our house. I do think you might have popped in. There I was--and me thinking you were gone abroad!"
"See you later," said Henry, and disappeared.
"He doesn"t look quite well, does he, Annie?" said Mrs. Knight.
"I know how it used to be," Aunt Annie said. "Whenever he began to make little jokes, we knew he was in for a bilious attack."
"My dear people," Geraldine endeavoured to cheer them, "I a.s.sure you he"s perfectly well--perfectly."
"I"ve decided not to go out, after all," said Henry, returning surprisingly to the room. "I don"t feel like it." And he settled into an ear-flap chair that had cost sixteen pounds ten.
"Have one?" said Geraldine, offering him the coloured box from which she had just helped herself.
"No, thanks," said he, shutting his eyes.
"I beg your pardon, I"m sure;" Geraldine turned to her visitors and extended the box. "Won"t you have a _marron glace_?"
And the visitors gazed at each other in startled, affrighted silence.
"Has Henry eaten some?" Mrs. Knight asked, shaken.
"He had one or two before tea," Geraldine answered. "Why?"
"I _knew_ he was going to be ill!" said Aunt Annie.
"But he"s been eating _marrons glaces_ every day for a fortnight.
Haven"t you, sweetest?" said Geraldine.
"I can believe it," Aunt Annie murmured, "from his face."
"Oh dear! Women! Women!" Henry whispered facetiously.
"He"s only saving his appet.i.te for dinner," said Geraldine, with intrepid calm.
"My dear girl," Mrs. Knight observed, again in that peculiar dry tone, "if I know anything about your husband, and I"ve had him under my care for between twenty and thirty years, he will eat nothing more to-day."
"Now, mater," said Henry, "don"t get excited. By the way, we haven"t told you that I"m going to write a play."
"A play, Henry?"
"Yes. So you"ll have to begin going to theatres in your old age, after all."
There was a pause.
"Shan"t you?" Henry persisted.
"I don"t know, dear. What place of worship are you attending?"
There was another pause.