John Pilgrim was a finished master of advertis.e.m.e.nt, but if any man in the wide world could give him lessons in the craft, that man was Lionel Belmont. Macalistairs, too, in their stately, royal way, knew how to impress facts upon, the public.
Add to these things that Geraldine bore twins, boys.
No earthly power could have kept those twins out of the papers, and accordingly they had their share in the prodigious, unsurpa.s.sed and unforgettable publicity which their father enjoyed without any apparent direct effort of his own.
He had declined to be interviewed; but one day, late in September, his good-nature forced him to yield to the pressure of a journalist. That journalist was Alfred Doxey, who had married on the success of _Love in Babylon_, and was already in financial difficulties. He said he could get twenty-five pounds for an interview with Henry, and Henry gave him the interview. The interview accomplished, he asked Henry whether he cared to acquire for cash his, Doxey"s, share of the amateur rights of _Love in Babylon_. Doxey demanded fifty pounds, and Henry amiably wrote out the cheque on the spot and received Doxey"s lavish grat.i.tude. _Love in Babylon_ is played on the average a hundred and fifty times a year by the amateur dramatic societies of Great Britain and Ireland, and for each performance Henry touches a guinea. The piece had run for two hundred nights at Prince"s, so that the authors got a hundred pounds each from John Pilgrim.
On the morning of the tenth of October Henry strolled incognito round London. Every bookseller"s shop displayed piles upon piles of _The Plague-Spot_. Every newspaper had a long review of it. The _Whitehall Gazette_ was satirical as usual, but most people felt that it was the _Whitehall Gazette_, and not Henry, that thereby looked ridiculous.
Nearly every other omnibus carried the legend of _The Plague-Spot_; every h.o.a.rding had it. At noon Henry pa.s.sed by Prince"s Theatre. Two small crowds had already taken up positions in front of the entrances to the pit and the gallery; and several women, seated on campstools, were diligently reading the book in order the better to appreciate the play.
Twelve hours later John Pilgrim was thanking his kind patrons for a success unique even in his rich and gorgeous annals. He stated that he should cable the verdict of London to the Madison Square Theatre, New York, where the representation of the n.o.ble work of art which he had had the honour of interpreting to them was about to begin.
"It was a lucky day for you when you met me, young man," he whispered grandiosely and mysteriously, yet genially, to Henry.
On the facade of Prince"s there still blazed the fiery sign, which an excited electrician had forgotten to extinguish:
THE PLAGUE-SPOT.
SHAKSPERE KNIGHT.
CHAPTER XXIX
THE PRESIDENT
Prince"s Theatre, when it was full, held three hundred and forty pounds"
worth of solid interest in the British drama. Of _The Plague-Spot_ six evening and two morning performances were given every week for nearly a year, and Henry"s tenth averaged more than two hundred pounds a week.
His receipts from Lionel Belmont"s various theatres averaged rather more. The book had a circulation of a hundred and twenty thousand in England, and two hundred thousand in America, and on every copy Henry got one shilling and sixpence. The magnificent and disconcerting total of his income from _The Plague-Spot_ within the first year, excluding the eight thousand pounds which he had received in advance from Macalistairs, was thirty-eight thousand pounds. I say disconcerting because it emphatically did disconcert Henry. He could not cope with it. He was like a child who has turned on a tap and can"t turn it off again, and finds the water covering the floor and rising, rising, over its little shoe-tops. Not even with the help of Sir George could he quite successfully cope with this deluge of money which threatened to drown him each week. Sir George, accustomed to keep his nerve in such crises, bored one hole in the floor and called it India Three per Cents., bored a second and called it Freehold Mortgages, bored a third and called it Great Northern Preference, and so on; but, still, Henry was never free from danger. And the worst of it was that, long before _The Plague-Spot_ had exhausted its geyser-like activity of throwing up money, Henry had finished another book and another play. Fortunately, Geraldine was ever by his side to play the wife"s part.
From this point his artistic history becomes monotonous. It is the history of his investments alone which might perchance interest the public.
Of course, it was absolutely necessary to abandon the flat in Ashley Gardens. A man burdened with an income of forty thousand a year, and never secure against a sudden rise of it to fifty, sixty, or even seventy thousand, cannot possibly live in a flat in Ashley Gardens.
Henry exists in a superb mansion in c.u.mberland Place. He also possesses a vast country-house at Hindhead, Surrey. He employs a secretary, though he prefers to dictate his work into a phonograph. His wife employs a secretary, whose chief duty is, apparently, to see to the flowers. The twins have each a nurse, and each a perambulator; but when they are good they are permitted to crowd themselves into one perambulator, as a special treat. In the newspapers they are invariably referred to as Mr.
Shakspere Knight"s "pretty children" or Mrs. Shakspere Knight"s "charming twins." Geraldine, who has abandoned the pen, is undisputed ruler of the material side of Henry"s life. The dinners and the receptions at c.u.mberland Place are her dinners and receptions. Henry has no trouble; he does what he is told, and does it neatly. Only once did he indicate to her, in his mild, calm way, that he could draw a line when he chose. He chose to draw the line when Geraldine spoke of engaging a butler, and perhaps footmen.
"I couldn"t stand a butler," said Henry.
"But, dearest, a great house like this----"
"I couldn"t stand a butler," said Henry.
"As you wish, dearest, of course."
He would not have minded the butler, perhaps, had not his mother and Aunt Annie been in the habit of coming up to c.u.mberland Place for tea.
Upon the whole the newspapers and periodicals were very kind to Henry, and even the rudest organs were deeply interested in him. Each morning his secretary opened an enormous packet of press-cuttings. In a good average year he was referred to in print as a genius about a thousand times, and as a charlatan about twenty times. He was not thin-skinned; and he certainly was good-tempered and forgiving; and he could make allowances for jealousy and envy. Nevertheless, now and then, some casual mention of him, or some omission of his name from a list of names, would sting him into momentary bitterness.
He endeavoured to enforce his old rule against interviews. But he could not. The power of public opinion was too strong, especially the power of American public opinion. As for photographs, they increased. He was photographed alone, with Geraldine, with the twins, and with Geraldine and the twins. It had to be. For permission to reproduce the most pleasing groups, Messrs. Antonio, the eminent firm in Regent Street, charged weekly papers a fee of two guineas.
"And this is fame!" he sometimes said to himself. And he decided that, though fame was pleasant in many ways, it did not exactly coincide with his early vision of it. He felt himself to be so singularly unchangeable! It was always the same he! And he could only wear one suit of clothes at a time, after all; and in the matter of eating, he ate less, much less, than in the era of Dawes Road. He persisted in his scheme of two meals a day, for it had fulfilled the doctor"s prediction.
He was no longer dyspeptic. That fact alone contributed much to his happiness.
Yes, he was happy, because he had a good digestion and a kind heart. The sole shadow on his career was a spasmodic tendency to be bored. "I miss the daily journey on the Underground," he once said to his wife. "I always feel that I ought to be going to the office in the morning." "You dear thing!" Geraldine caressed him with her voice. "Fancy anyone with a gift like yours going to an office!"
Ah, that gift! That gift utterly puzzled him. "I just sit down and write," he thought. "And there it is! They go mad over it!"
At Dawes Road they worshipped him, but they worshipped the twins more.
Occasionally the twins, in state, visited Dawes Road, where Henry"s mother was a little stouter and Aunt Annie a little thinner and a little primmer, but where nothing else was changed. Henry would have allowed his mother fifty pounds a week or so without an instant"s hesitation, but she would not accept a penny over three pounds; she said she did not want to be bothered.
One day Henry read in the _Times_ that the French Government had made Tom a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour, and that Tom had been elected President of the newly-formed Cosmopolitan Art Society, which was to hold exhibitions both in London and Paris. And the _Times_ seemed to a.s.sume that in these transactions the honour was the French Government"s and the Cosmopolitan Art Society"s.
Frankly, Henry could not understand it. Tom did not even pay his creditors.
"Well, of course," said Geraldine, "everybody knows that Tom _is_ a genius."
This speech slightly disturbed Henry. And the thought floated again vaguely through his mind that there was something about Geraldine which baffled him. "But, then," he argued, "I expect all women are like that."
A few days later his secretary brought him a letter.
"I say, Geraldine," he cried, genuinely moved, on reading it. "What do you think? The Anti-Breakfast League want me to be the President of the League."
"And shall you accept?" she asked.
"Oh, certainly!" said Henry. "And I shall suggest that it"s called the National Anti-Breakfast League in future."
"That will be much better, dearest," Geraldine smiled.
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