Dryfoos left it to Fulkerson to invite the guests, and he found ready acceptance of his politeness from Kendricks, who rightly regarded the dinner as a part of the "Every Other Week" business, and was too sweet and kind-hearted, anyway, not to seem very glad to come. March was a matter of course; but in Colonel Woodburn, Fulkerson encountered a reluctance which embarra.s.sed him the more because he was conscious of having, for motives of his own, rather strained a point in suggesting the colonel to Dryfoos as a fit subject for invitation. There had been only one of the colonel"s articles printed as yet, and though it had made a sensation in its way, and started the talk about that number, still it did not fairly const.i.tute him a member of the staff, or even ent.i.tle him to recognition as a regular contributor. Fulkerson felt so sure of pleasing him with Dryfoos"s message that he delivered it in full family council at the widow"s. His daughter received it with all the enthusiasm that Fulkerson had hoped for, but the colonel said, stiffly, "I have not the pleasure of knowing Mr. Dryfoos." Miss Woodburn appeared ready to fall upon him at this, but controlled herself, as if aware that filial authority had its limits, and pressed her lips together without saying anything.
"Yes, I know," Fulkerson admitted. "But it isn"t a usual case. Mr.
Dryfoos don"t go in much for the conventionalities; I reckon he don"t know much about "em, come to boil it down; and he hoped"--here Fulkerson felt the necessity of inventing a little--"that you would excuse any want of ceremony; it"s to be such an informal affair, anyway; we"re all going in business dress, and there ain"t going to be any ladies. He"d have come himself to ask you, but he"s a kind of a bashful old fellow. It"s all right, Colonel Woodburn."
"I take it that it is, sir," said the colonel, courteously, but with unabated state, "coming from you. But in these matters we have no right to burden our friends with our decisions."
"Of course, of course," said Fulkerson, feeling that he had been delicately told to mind his own business.
"I understand," the colonel went on, "the relation that Mr. Dryfoos bears to the periodical in which you have done me the honor to print my papah, but this is a question of pa.s.sing the bounds of a purely business connection, and of eating the salt of a man whom you do not definitely know to be a gentleman."
"Mah goodness!" his daughter broke in. "If you bah your own salt with his money--"
"It is supposed that I earn his money before I buy my salt with it,"
returned her father, severely. "And in these times, when money is got in heaps, through the natural decay of our nefarious commercialism, it behooves a gentleman to be scrupulous that the hospitality offered him is not the profusion of a thief with his booty. I don"t say that Mr.
Dryfoos"s good-fortune is not honest. I simply say that I know nothing about it, and that I should prefer to know something before I sat down at his board."
"You"re all right, colonel," said Fulkerson, "and so is Mr. Dryfoos. I give you my word that there are no flies on his personal integrity, if that"s what you mean. He"s hard, and he"d push an advantage, but I don"t believe he would take an unfair one. He"s speculated and made money every time, but I never heard of his wrecking a railroad or belonging to any swindling company or any grinding monopoly. He does chance it in stocks, but he"s always played on the square, if you call stocks gambling."
"May I, think this over till morning?" asked the colonel.
"Oh, certainly, certainly," said Fulkerson, eagerly. "I don"t know as there"s any hurry."
Miss Woodburn found a chance to murmur to him before he went: "He"ll come. And Ah"m so much oblahged, Mr. Fulkerson. Ah jost know it"s all you" doing, and it will give papa a chance to toak to some new people, and get away from us evahlastin" women for once."
"I don"t see why any one should want to do that," said Fulkerson, with grateful gallantry. "But I"ll be dogged," he said to March when he told him about this odd experience, "if I ever expected to find Colonel Woodburn on old Lindau"s ground. He did come round handsomely this morning at breakfast and apologized for taking time to think the invitation over before he accepted. "You understand," he says, "that if it had been to the table of some friend not so prosperous as Mr.
Dryfoos--your friend Mr. March, for instance--it would have been sufficient to know that he was your friend. But in these days it is a duty that a gentleman owes himself to consider whether he wishes to know a rich man or not. The chances of making money disreputably are so great that the chances are against a man who has made money if he"s made a great deal of it.""
March listened with a face of ironical insinuation. "That was very good; and he seems to have had a good deal of confidence in your patience and in your sense of his importance to the occasion--"
"No, no," Fulkerson protested, "there"s none of that kind of thing about the colonel. I told him to take time to think it over; he"s the simplest-hearted old fellow in the world."
"I should say so. After all, he didn"t give any reason he had for accepting. But perhaps the young lady had the reason."
"Pshaw, March!" said Fulkerson.
VI.
So far as the Dryfoos family was concerned, the dinner might as well have been given at Frescobaldi"s rooms. None of the ladies appeared. Mrs.
Dryfoos was glad to escape to her own chamber, where she sat before an autumnal fire, shaking her head and talking to herself at times, with the foreboding of evil which old women like her make part of their religion.
The girls stood just out of sight at the head of the stairs, and disputed which guest it was at each arrival; Mrs. Mandel had gone to her room to write letters, after beseeching them not to stand there. When Kendricks came, Christine gave Mela a little pinch, equivalent to a little mocking shriek; for, on the ground of his long talk with Mela at Mrs. Horn"s, in the absence of any other admirer, they based a superst.i.tion of his interest in her; when Beaton came, Mela returned the pinch, but awkwardly, so that it hurt, and then Christine involuntarily struck her.
Frescobaldi"s men were in possession everywhere they had turned the cook out of her kitchen and the waitress out of her pantry; the reluctant Irishman at the door was supplemented by a vivid Italian, who spoke French with the guests, and said, "Bien, Monsieur," and "toute suite,"
and "Merci!" to all, as he took their hats and coats, and effused a hospitality that needed no language but the gleam of his eyes and teeth and the play of his eloquent hands. From his professional dress-coat, l.u.s.trous with the grease spotted on it at former dinners and parties, they pa.s.sed to the frocks of the elder and younger Dryfoos in the drawing-room, which a.s.sumed informality for the affair, but did not put their wearers wholly at their ease. The father"s coat was of black broadcloth, and he wore it unb.u.t.toned; the skirts were long, and the sleeves came down to his knuckles; he shook hands with his guests, and the same dryness seemed to be in his palm and throat, as he huskily asked each to take a chair. Conrad"s coat was of modern texture and cut, and was b.u.t.toned about him as if it concealed a bad conscience within its lapels; he met March with his entreating smile, and he seemed no more capable of coping with the situation than his father. They both waited for Fulkerson, who went about and did his best to keep life in the party during the half-hour that pa.s.sed before they sat down at dinner. Beaton stood gloomily aloof, as if waiting to be approached on the right basis before yielding an inch of his ground; Colonel Woodburn, awaiting the moment when he could sally out on his hobby, kept himself intrenched within the dignity of a gentleman, and examined askance the figure of old Lindau as he stared about the room, with his fine head up, and his empty sleeve dangling over his wrist. March felt obliged to him for wearing a new coat in the midst of that hostile luxury, and he was glad to see Dryfoos make up to him and begin to talk with him, as if he wished to show him particular respect, though it might have been because he was less afraid of him than of the others. He heard Lindau saying, "Boat, the name is Ch.o.a.rman?" and Dryfoos beginning to explain his Pennsylvania Dutch origin, and he suffered himself, with a sigh of relief, to fall into talk with Kendricks, who was always pleasant; he was willing to talk about something besides himself, and had no opinions that he was not ready to hold in abeyance for the time being out of kindness to others.
In that group of impa.s.sioned individualities, March felt him a refuge and comfort--with his harmless dilettante intention of some day writing a novel, and his belief that he was meantime collecting material for it.
Fulkerson, while breaking the ice for the whole company, was mainly engaged in keeping Colonel Woodburn thawed out. He took Kendricks away from March and presented him to the colonel as a person who, like himself, was looking into social conditions; he put one hand on Kendricks"s shoulder, and one on the colonel"s, and made some flattering joke, apparently at the expense of the young fellow, and then left them.
March heard Kendricks protest in vain, and the colonel say, gravely: "I do not wonder, sir, that these things interest you. They const.i.tute a problem which society must solve or which will dissolve society," and he knew from that formula, which the colonel had, once used with him, that he was laying out a road for the exhibition of the hobby"s paces later.
Fulkerson came back to March, who had turned toward Conrad Dryfoos, and said, "If we don"t get this thing going pretty soon, it "ll be the death of me," and just then Frescobaldi"s butler came in and announced to Dryfoos that dinner was served. The old man looked toward Fulkerson with a troubled glance, as if he did not know what to do; he made a gesture to touch Lindau"s elbow. Fulkerson called out, "Here"s Colonel Woodburn, Mr.
Dryfoos," as if Dryfoos were looking for him; and he set the example of what he was to do by taking Lindau"s arm himself. "Mr. Lindau is going to sit at my end of the table, alongside of March. Stand not upon the order of your going, gentlemen, but fall in at once." He contrived to get Dryfoos and the colonel before him, and he let March follow with Kendricks. Conrad came last with Beaton, who had been turning over the music at the piano, and chafing inwardly at the whole affair. At the table Colonel Woodburn was placed on Dryfoos"s right, and March on his left. March sat on Fulkerson"s right, with Lindau next him; and the young men occupied the other seats.
"Put you next to March, Mr. Lindau," said Fulkerson, "so you can begin to put Apollinaris in his champagne-gla.s.s at the right moment; you know his little weakness of old; sorry to say it"s grown on him."
March laughed with kindly acquiescence in Fulkerson"s wish to start the gayety, and Lindau patted him on the shoulder. "I know hiss veakness. If he liges a cla.s.s of vine, it iss begause his loaf ingludes efen hiss enemy, as Shakespeare galled it."
"Ah, but Shakespeare couldn"t have been thinking of champagne," said Kendricks.
"I suppose, sir," Colonel Woodburn interposed, with lofty courtesy, "champagne could hardly have been known in his day."
"I suppose not, colonel," returned the younger man, deferentially. "He seemed to think that sack and sugar might be a fault; but he didn"t mention champagne."
"Perhaps he felt there was no question about that," suggested Beaton, who then felt that he had not done himself justice in the sally.
"I wonder just when champagne did come in," said March.
"I know when it ought to come in," said Fulkerson. "Before the soup!"
They all laughed, and gave themselves the air of drinking champagne out of tumblers every day, as men like to do. Dryfoos listened uneasily; he did not quite understand the allusions, though he knew what Shakespeare was, well enough; Conrad"s face expressed a gentle deprecation of joking on such a subject, but he said nothing.
The talk ran on briskly through the dinner. The young men tossed the ball back and forth; they made some wild shots, but they kept it going, and they laughed when they were hit. The wine loosed Colonel Woodburn"s tongue; he became very companionable with the young fellows; with the feeling that a literary dinner ought to have a didactic scope, he praised Scott and Addison as the only authors fit to form the minds of gentlemen.
Kendricks agreed with him, but wished to add the name of Flaubert as a master of style. "Style, you know," he added, "is the man."
"Very true, sir; you are quite right, sir," the colonel a.s.sented; he wondered who Flaubert was.
Beaton praised Baudelaire and Maupa.s.sant; he said these were the masters.
He recited some lurid verses from Baudelaire; Lindau p.r.o.nounced them a disgrace to human nature, and gave a pa.s.sage from Victor Hugo on Louis Napoleon, with his heavy German accent, and then he quoted Schiller.
"Ach, boat that is a peaudifool! Not zo?" he demanded of March.
"Yes, beautiful; but, of course, you know I think there"s n.o.body like Heine!"
Lindau threw back his great old head and laughed, showing a want of teeth under his mustache. He put his hand on March"s back. "This poy--he was a poy den--wars so gracy to pekin reading Heine that he gommence with the tictionary bevore he knows any Grammar, and ve bick it out vort by vort togeder."
"He was a pretty cay poy in those days, heigh, Lindau?" asked Fulkerson, burlesquing the old man"s accent, with an impudent wink that made Lindau himself laugh. "But in the dark ages, I mean, there in Indianapolis. Just how long ago did you old codgers meet there, anyway?" Fulkerson saw the restiveness in Dryfoos"s eye at the purely literary course the talk had taken; he had intended it to lead up that way to business, to "Every Other Week;" but he saw that it was leaving Dryfoos too far out, and he wished to get it on the personal ground, where everybody is at home.
"Ledt me zee," mused Lindau. "Wa.s.s it in fifty-nine or zixty, Pa.s.sil? Idt wa.s.s a year or dwo pefore the war proke oudt, anyway."
"Those were exciting times," said Dryfoos, making his first entry into the general talk. "I went down to Indianapolis with the first company from our place, and I saw the red-shirts pouring in everywhere. They had a song,
"Oh, never mind the weather, but git over double trouble, For we"re bound for the land of Canaan."
The fellows locked arms and went singin" it up and down four or five abreast in the moonlight; crowded everybody" else off the sidewalk."
"I remember, I remember," said Lindau, nodding his head slowly up and down. "A coodt many off them nefer gome pack from that landt of Ganaan, Mr. Dryfoos?"