"Denver City is in the United States of America, in the land of the stars and bars, as every idiot knows! As I was saying, before that young gentleman wrote himself down donkey--and he looks it, every inch of him!--as I was saying, when I was going up from the coast to Kimberley, there was a boy who used to do odd jobs for me; he hadn"t sixpenny-worth of clothes upon his back! I lost sight of him; five years afterwards I met him again. It was like a tale out of the _Arabian Nights_, I tell you! That ragged boy that was, when I saw him again five years afterwards, he reckoned to cover what any half-dozen men might have put down, and double it afterwards. And look at the life he"d led! It"s no good my talking about it here, you"d hardly believe me if I told you half the things he"d done. Don"t you believe any of your adventure books. There aren"t half the adventures crowded into any book which that lad had seen. Yes, a life of adventure was the life for him, and he"d had it, too!"
Mr. Bankes returned to his post of vantage in front of the fire. In his excitement he had smoked his pipe to premature ashes; he refilled and lighted it. Then he addressed himself to Bailey, marking time as he went on by beating the palm of his right hand against his left.
"I say, don"t let a day be wasted--days lost are not recovered; now"s your time, and now"s your opportunity; don"t let the week"s end find you huggermuggering in that old school. Go out into the world! learn to be a man! Try your courage! Put your powers to the test! Search for the golden land! Let a life of adventure be the life for you! As for you," Mr. Bankes turned with ominous suddenness towards Charlie Griffin, "I don"t say that to you; what I say to you is this: write home to your mother for a good supply of flannel petticoats, and wrap yourself up warm, and let your hair grow long, and take care of your complexion. You"re a beauty boy, one of the sort who didn"t ought to be trusted out after dark alone, and who"s sure to have a fit if he sees the moon!"
It is a question if this sudden change of subject made Griffin or his friends the more uncomfortable. Thinking that Mr. Bankes intended a joke, and that it would be ungrateful not to laugh, Ellis attempted a sn.i.g.g.e.r; but a sudden gleam from his host"s eyes in his direction brought his mirth to an untimely ending.
"What are you laughing at?" asked Mr. Bankes. Ellis kept silence, being most unwilling to confess that he did not know. Mr. Bankes addressed himself again to Bailey.
"It is you I am advising to do as I did, to try a fall with the world and to back yourself to win, not such things as those."
Under this heading he included Bertie"s three friends, with an eloquent wave of his hand in their direction.
"It wants a boy to make a man, not a farthing sugar stick! You"ll have cause to bless this evening all your life, and to bless me, too, if you take the tip I"ve given you. Don"t you listen to those who talk to you about the hardships you will meet. What"s life without hardships, I should like to know; it"s hardships make the man! I"m not advising you to wrap yourself up in cotton-wool; leave cotton-wool to mutton-headed dummies;" this with a significant glance in the direction of Bailey"s friends. "Rather I tell you this, you back yourself to fight, and fight it out, and fight to win, and win you will! Run away to-night, to-morrow, I don"t care when, so long as it"s within the week. There"s nothing like striking the iron while it"s hot, and set the clock a-going which will never stop until it strikes the hour of victory won and fortune made! A life of adventure"s the life for me, and it"s the life for you, and the sooner you begin it the longer it will last and the sweeter it will be."
There was something in Mr. Bankes" tone and manner, when he chose to put it there, which, in the eyes of his present audience, at any rate, had all the effect of natural eloquence. His excitement excited them, and almost he persuaded them to believe in the reality of his golden dreams. Bailey, indeed, sat silent, spellbound. Mr. Bankes, by no means a bad judge of character, had not mistaken the metal of which the boy was made, and every stroke he struck, struck home. As was not unnatural, Mr. Bankes" eloquence had a very much more mixed effect on Bailey"s friends. Their host gave a sudden turn to their thoughts by taking out his watch.
"Eleven o"clock! whew-w-w!" This was a whistle. "They"ll think you"ve run away already! Ha! ha! ha! I"m not going to have you boys sleep here, so the sooner you go the better. Now then, out you go!"
His guests sprang to their feet as he made a movement as though he would turn them out with as much precipitation as he had lifted them into the trap. And, indeed, the manner of their departure was not much more ceremonious. Before they quite knew what was happening, he had hustled them into the hall; the hall-door was open; they were the other side of it, and Mr. Bankes, standing on the doorstep, was ordering them off his premises.
"Now then, clear out of this! The dogs will be loose in half a second; you"d better make tracks before they take it into their heads to try their teeth upon your legs."
The door was shut, and they were left standing in the night, endeavouring to realize whether their adventure of the night had been actual fact, or whether they had only dreamed it.
Chapter VI
AFTERWARDS
But Wheeler"s first observation brought them back to _terra firma_ with a plunge.
"It"s my belief that fellow"s a howling madman."
They cast a look over their shoulder to see if the fellow thus referred to was within hearing of this courteous speech, and then, with one accord, they made for the entrance to Washington Villa, not pausing till they stood clear of its precincts on the road outside.
Then Wheeler made another observation.
"This is a jolly lark!"
Ellis and Griffin laughed, but Bailey held his peace. A thought struck Griffin.
"I say, I wonder what old Mother Fletcher"ll say? She"ll send herself into fits! Fancy its being eleven o"clock! Did you ever hear of such a set-out in all your lives? And I"ve no more idea of where we are than the man in the moon."
"I know," said Bailey. He began to trudge on a few feet in front of them.
It still rained--a steady, soaking drizzle--and a haze which hung about the air made the night darker than it need have done. Griffin and Wheeler, minus caps, were wholly at the mercy of the weather.
"I shouldn"t be surprised," muttered Griffin, "if I didn"t catch a death of cold after this."
And, indeed, such was a quite possible consummation of the evening"s pleasure. The boys trudged on, following Bailey"s lead. But Wheeler"s feelings could only find relief by venting themselves in speech.
"Did you ever hear anything like that chap? I never did, never! Fancy his going on with all that stuff about running away. I should like to catch myself at it,--running away! He"s about the biggest liar ever I heard!"
"And didn"t he snap me up!" said Griffin. "Did you ever see anything like it? How was I to know where the beastly place was? I don"t believe there is such a place."
"He"s cracked!" decided Ellis. Then, despite the rain, the young gentleman began snapping his fingers and cutting capers in the middle of the muddy road. "He"s cracked! cracked! Oh lor", I never had such a spree in all my life!"
Then the three young gentlemen put their hands to their sides and roared with laughter, stamping about the road to save themselves from choking. But Bailey trudged steadily on in front.
"And didn"t he give us a blow-out!"
A shout of laughter. "Ho, ho, ho! ha, ha, ha!"
"And didn"t he tell some busters!"
Another chorus, as before.
"I wonder if he ever did run away himself, as he said he did?" This remark came from Ellis, and his friends checked their laughter to consider it. They then for the first time discovered that Bailey was leaving them in the rear.
"You"re a nice sort of fellow," shouted Ellis after him. "Let"s catch him up! What"s his little game, I wonder? Let"s catch him up!"
They scampered after him along the road, soon catching him, for Bertie, who was not hurrying himself, was only a few yards in advance.
Ellis slipped his arm through his.
"I say, Bailey, do you think he ever ran away from school himself?"
"What"s it got to do with me?" was Bertie"s reply.
"Whatever made him go on at you like that? He must have taken you for a ninny to think you were going to swallow all he said! Fancy you running away! I think I see you at it! Running away to Huffham"s and back is about your style. Why didn"t you ask him for a tip? He seemed to be so uncommon fond of you that if I"d been you I"d have asked for one. You might have said if he made it large enough you"d run away; and so you might have done--to old Mother Huffham"s and back." And Ellis nudged him in the side and laughed. But Bailey held his peace.
Wheeler gave the conversation a different turn.
"How are you fellows going to get in?" He referred to their effecting an entrance into Mecklemburg House.
"Knock at the door, of course, and pull the bell, and dance a break-down on the steps, and make a shindy generally, so as to let "em know we"ve come." These suggestions came from Griffin. Wheeler took up the parable.
"And tell old Mother Fletcher to let us have something hot for supper, and to look alive and get it, and make it tripe and onions, with a gla.s.s of stout to follow. I just fancy what she"d say."
"And tell her," continued Griffin, "that we"ve been paying a visit to a nice, kind gentleman, who happens to be raving mad."
"And she"d be pleased to hear that he advised us all to run away, and waste no time about it. Where did he advise us to go to? The land of golden dreams? Oh, my crikey, don"t I see her face!"
Bailey made a remark of a practical kind.
"We can get in fast enough, there are always plenty of windows open."