Miss Greenway: "What nonsense! Of course I can--if you"re not too long about it."
Welling: "Well, then, the letter in that envelope was one I wrote to Mrs. Campbell--or the copy of one."
Miss Greenway: "The copy?"
Welling: "But let me explain. You see, when I got your note asking me to be sure and come to Mrs. Curwen"s--"
Miss Greenway: "Yes?"
Welling: "--I had just received an invitation from Mrs. Campbell for her garden-party, and I sat down and wrote to you, and concluded I"d step over and tell her why I couldn"t come, and with that in mind I addressed your letter--the one I"d written you--to her."
Miss Greenway: "With my name inside?"
Welling: "No; I merely called you "darling"; and when Mrs. Campbell opened it she saw it couldn"t be for her, and she took it into her head it must be for Miss Rice."
Miss Greenway: "For Margaret? What an idea! But why did she put your envelope on it?"
Welling: "She made a copy, for the joke of it; and then, in her hurry, she enclosed that in my envelope, and kept the original and the envelope she"d addressed to Miss Rice, and--and that"s all."
Miss Greenway: "What a perfectly delightful muddle! And how shall we get out of it with Margaret?"
Welling: "With Margaret? I don"t care for her. It"s you that I want to get out of it with. And you do believe me--you do forgive me, Nelly?"
Miss Greenway: "For what?"
Welling: "For--for--I don"t know what for. But I thought you"d be so vexed."
Miss Greenway: "I shouldn"t have liked you to send a letter addressed darling to Mrs. Curwen; but Mrs. Campbell is different."
Welling: "Oh, how archangelically sensible! How divine of you to take it in just the right way!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: MR. WELLING EXPLAINS.]
Miss Greenway: "Why, of course! How stupid I should be to take such a thing in the wrong way!"
Welling: "And I"m so glad now I didn"t try to lie to you about it."
Miss Greenway: "It wouldn"t have been of any use. You couldn"t have carried off anything of that sort. The truth is bad enough for _you_ to carry off. Promise me that you will always leave the other thing to _me_."
Welling: "I will, darling; I will, indeed."
Miss Greenway: "And now we must tell Margaret, of course."
X
_MISS RICE; then MR. and MRS. CAMPBELL, and the OTHERS_
Miss Rice, rushing in upon them, and clasping Miss Greenway in a fond embrace: "You needn"t. Mrs. Campbell has told me; and oh, Nelly, I"m so happy for you! And isn"t it all the greatest mix?"
Campbell, rushing in, and wringing Welling"s hand: "You needn"t tell me, either; I"ve been listening, and I"ve heard every word. I congratulate you, my dear boy! I"d no idea she"d let you up so easily.
You"ll allow yourself it isn"t a very likely story."
Welling: "I know it. But--"
Miss Rice: "That"s the very reason no one could have made it up."
Miss Greenway: "_He_ couldn"t have made up even a likely story."
Campbell: "Congratulate you again, Welling. Do you suppose she can keep so always?"
Mrs. Campbell, rushing in with extended hands: "Don"t answer the wretch, Mr. Welling. Of course she can with _you_. Dansons!" She gives a hand to Miss Greenway and Welling each; the others join them, and as they circle round the table she sings,
_"Sur le pont d"Avignon,_ _Tout le monde y danse en rond."_
THE END