CHILD AND MOTHER
O mother-my-love, if you"ll give me your hand, And go where I ask you to wander, I will lead you away to a beautiful land,-- The Dreamland that"s waiting out yonder.
We"ll walk in a sweet posie-garden out there, Where moonlight and starlight are streaming, And the flowers and the birds are filling the air With the fragrance and music of dreaming.
There"ll be no little tired-out boy to undress, No questions or cares to perplex you, There"ll be no little bruises or b.u.mps to caress, Nor patching of stockings to vex you; For I"ll rock you away on a silver-dew stream And sing you asleep when you"re weary, And no one shall know of our beautiful dream But you and your own little dearie.
And when I am tired I"ll nestle my head In the bosom that"s soothed me so often, And the wide-awake stars shall sing, in my stead, A song which our dreaming shall soften.
So, Mother-my-Love, let me take your dear hand, And away through the starlight we"ll wander,-- Away through the mist to the beautiful land,-- The Dreamland that"s waiting out yonder.
THE CONVERSAZZHYONY
What conversazzhyonies wuz I really did not know, For that, you must remember, wuz a powerful spell ago; The camp wuz new "nd noisy, "nd only modrit sized, So fashionable sossiety wuz hardly crystallized.
There hadn"t been no grand events to interest the men, But a lynchin", or a inquest, or a jackpot now an" then.
The wimmin-folks wuz mighty scarce, for wimmin, ez a rool, Don"t go to Colorado much, excep" for teachin" school, An" bein" scarce an" chipper and pretty (like as not), The bachelors perpose, "nd air accepted on the spot.
Now Sorry Tom wuz owner uv the Gosh-all-Hemlock mine, The wich allowed his better haff to dress all-fired fine; For Sorry Tom wuz mighty proud uv her, an" she uv him, Though _she_ wuz short an" tacky, an" _he_ wuz tall an" slim, An" _she_ wuz edjicated, an" Sorry Tom wuz _not_, Yet, for _her_ sake, he"d whack up every cussid cent he"d got!
Waal, jest by way uv celebratin" matrimonial joys, She thought she"d give a conversazzhyony to the boys,-- A peert an" likely lady, "nd ez full uv "cute idees "Nd uv etiquettish notions ez a fyste is full uv fleas.
Three-fingered Hoover kind uv kicked, an" said they might be durned So far ez any conversazzhyony was concerned; _He"d_ come to Red Hoss Mountain to tunnel for the ore, An" _not_ to go to parties,--quite another kind uv bore!
But, bein" he wuz candidate for marshal uv the camp, I rayther had the upper holts in arguin" with the scamp; Sez I, "Three-fingered Hoover, can"t ye see it is yer game To go for all the votes ye kin an" collar uv the same?"
The wich perceivin", Hoover sez, "Waal, ef I _must_, I _must_; So I"ll frequent that conversazzhyony, ef I bust!"
Three-fingered Hoover wuz a trump! Ez fine a man wuz he Ez ever caused an inquest or blossomed on a tree!-- A big, broad man, whose face bespoke a honest heart within,-- With a bunch uv yaller whiskers appertainin" to his chin, "Nd a fierce mustache turnt up so fur that both his ears wuz hid, Like the picture that you always see in the "Life uv Cap"n Kidd."
His hair wuz long an" wavy an" fine as Southdown fleece,-- Oh, it shone an" smelt like Eden when he slicked it down with grease!
I"ll bet there wuzn"t anywhere a man, all round, ez fine Ez wuz Three-fingered Hoover in the spring uv "69!
The conversazzhyony wuz a notable affair, The bong tong deckolett "nd en regaly bein" there; The ranch where Sorry Tom hung out wuz fitted up immense,-- The Denver papers called it a "palashal residence."
There wuz mountain pines an" fern an" flowers a-hangin" on the walls, An" cheers an" hoss-hair sofies wuz a-settin" in the halls; An" there wuz heaps uv pictures uv folks that lived down East, Sech ez poets an" perfessers, an" last, but not the least, Wuz a chromo uv old Fremont,--we liked that best, you bet, For there"s lots uv us old miners that is votin" for him yet!
When Sorry Tom received the gang perlitely at the door, He said that keerds would be allowed upon the second floor; And then he asked us would we like a drop uv ody vee.
Connivin" at his meanin", we responded promptly, "Wee."
A conversazzhyony is a thing where people speak The langwidge in the which they air partickulerly weak: "I see," sez Sorry Tom, "you grasp what that "ere lingo means."
"You bet yer boots," sez Hoover; "I"ve lived at Noo Orleens, An", though I ain"t no Frenchie, nor kin unto the same, I kin parly voo, an" git there, too, like Eli, toot lee mame!"
As speakin" French wuz not my forte,--not even oovry poo,-- I stuck to keerds ez played by them ez did not parly voo, An" bein" how that poker wuz my most perficient game, I poneyed up for 20 blues an" set into the same.
Three-fingered Hoover stayed behind an" parly-vood so well That all the kramy delly krame allowed he wuz _the_ belle.
The other candidate for marshal didn"t have a show; For, while Three-fingered Hoover parlyed, ez they said, tray bow, Bill Goslin didn"t know enough uv French to git along, "Nd I reckon that he had what folks might call a movy tong.
From Denver they had freighted up a real pianny-fort Uv the warty-leg and pearl-around-the-keys-an"-kivver sort, An", later in the evenin", Perfesser Vere de Blaw Performed on that pianny, with considerble eclaw, Sech high-toned opry airs ez one is apt to hear, you know, When he rounds up down to Denver at a Emmy Abbitt show; An" Barber Jim (a talented but ornery galoot) Discoursed a obligatter, conny mory, on the floot, "Till we, ez sot up-stairs indulgin" in a quiet game, Conveyed to Barber Jim our wish to compromise the same.
The maynoo that wuz spread that night wuz mighty hard to beat,-- Though somewhat awkward to pernounce, it was not so to eat: There wuz puddin"s, pies, an" sandwidges, an" forty kinds uv sa.s.s, An" floatin" Irelands, custards, tarts, an" patty dee foy gra.s.s; An" millions uv cove oysters wuz a-settin" round in pans, "Nd other native fruits an" things that grow out West in cans.
But I wuz all kufflummuxed when Hoover said he"d choose "Oon peety morso, see voo play, de la cette Charlotte Rooze;"
I"d knowed Three-fingered Hoover for fifteen years or more, "Nd I"d never heern him speak so light uv wimmin folks before!
Bill Goslin heern him say it, "nd uv course _he_ spread the news Uv how Three-fingered Hoover had insulted Charlotte Rooze At the conversazzhyony down at Sorry Tom"s that night, An" when they asked me, I allowed that Bill for once wuz right; Although it broke my heart to see my friend go up the fluke, We all opined his treatment uv the girl deserved rebuke.
It warn"t no use for Sorry Tom to nail it for a lie,-- When it come to sa.s.sin" wimmin, there wuz blood in every eye; The boom for Charlotte Rooze swep" on an" took the polls by storm, An" so Three-fingered Hoover fell a martyr to reform!
Three-fingered Hoover said it was a terrible mistake, An" when the votes wuz in, he cried ez if his heart would break.
We never knew who Charlotte wuz, but Goslin"s brother d.i.c.k Allowed she wuz the teacher from the camp on Roarin" Crick, That had come to pa.s.s some foreign tongue with them uv our alite Ez wuz at the high-toned party down at Sorry Tom"s that night.
We let it drop--this matter uv the lady--there an" then, An" we never heerd, nor wanted to, of Charlotte Rooze again, An" the Colorado wimmin-folks, ez like ez not, don"t know How we vindicated all their s.e.x a twenty year ago.
For in these wondrous twenty years has come a mighty change, An" most of them old pioneers have gone acrosst the range, Way out into the silver land beyond the peaks uv snow,-- The land uv rest an" sunshine, where all good miners go.
I reckon that they love to look, from out the silver haze, Upon that G.o.d"s own country where they spent sech happy days; Upon the n.o.ble cities that have risen since they went; Upon the camps an" ranches that are prosperous and content; An" best uv all, upon those hills that reach into the air, Ez if to clasp the loved ones that are waitin" over there.
PROF. VERE DE BLAW
Achievin" sech distinction with his moddel tabble dote Ez to make his Red Hoss Mountain restauraw a place uv note, Our old friend Casey innovated somewhat round the place, In hopes he would ameliorate the sufferin"s uv the race; "Nd uv the many features Casey managed to import The most important wuz a Steenway gran" pianny-fort, An" bein" there wuz n.o.body could play upon the same, He telegraffed to Denver, "nd a real perfesser came,-- The last an" crownin" glory uv the Casey restauraw Wuz that tenderfoot musicianer, Perfesser Vere de Blaw!
His hair wuz long an" dishybill, an" he had a yaller skin, An" the absence uv a collar made his neck look powerful thin: A sorry man he wuz to see, az mebby you"d surmise, But the fire uv inspiration wuz a-blazin" in his eyes!
His name wuz Blanc, wich same is Blaw (for that"s what Casey said, An" Casey pa.s.sed the French ez well ez any Frenchie bred); But no one ever reckoned that it really wuz his name, An" no one ever asked him how or why or whence he came,-- Your ancient history is a thing the Coloradan hates, An" no one asks another what his name wuz in the States!
At evenin", when the work wuz done, an" the miners rounded up At Casey"s, to indulge in keerds or linger with the cup, Or dally with the tabble dote in all its native glory, Perfessor Vere de Blaw discoursed his music repertory Upon the Steenway gran" piannyfort, the wich wuz sot In the hallway near the kitchen (a warm but quiet spot), An" when De Blaw"s environments induced the proper pride,-- Wich gen"rally wuz whiskey straight, with seltzer on the side,-- He throwed his soulful bein" into opry airs "nd things Wich bounded to the ceilin" like he"d mesmerized the strings.
Oh, you that live in cities where the gran" piannies grow, An" primy donnies round up, it"s little that you know Uv the hungerin" an" the yearnin" wich us miners an" the rest Feel for the songs we used to hear before we moved out West.
Yes, memory is a pleasant thing, but it weakens mighty quick; It kind uv dries an" withers, like the windin" mountain crick, That, beautiful, an" singin" songs, goes dancin" to the plains, So long ez it is fed by snows an" watered by the rains; But, uv that grace uv lovin" rains "nd mountain snows bereft, Its bleachin" rocks, like dummy ghosts, is all its memory left.
The toons wich the perfesser would perform with sech eclaw Would melt the toughest mountain gentleman I ever saw,-- Sech touchin" opry music ez the Trovytory sort, The sollum "Mizer Reery," an" the thrillin" "Keely Mort;"
Or, sometimes, from "Lee Grond d.o.o.s.hess" a trifle he would play, Or morsoze from a" opry boof, to drive dull care away; Or, feelin" kind uv serious, he"d discourse somewhat in C,-- The wich he called a" opus (whatever that may be); But the toons that fetched the likker from the critics in the crowd Wuz _not_ the high-toned ones, Perfesser Vere de Blaw allowed.
"T wuz "Dearest May," an" "Bonnie Doon," an" the ballard uv "Ben Bolt,"
Ez wuz regarded by all odds ez Vere de Blaw"s best holt; Then there wuz "Darlin" Nellie Gray," an" "Settin" on the Stile,"
An" "Seein" Nellie Home," an" "Nancy Lee," "nd "Annie Lisle,"
An" "Silver Threads among the Gold," an" "The Gal that Winked at Me,"
An" "Gentle Annie," "Nancy Till," an" "The Cot beside the Sea."
Your opry airs is good enough for them ez likes to pay Their money for the truck ez can"t be got no other way; But opry to a miner is a thin an" holler thing,--The music that he pines for is the songs he used to sing.
One evenin" down at Casey"s De Blaw wuz at his best, With four-fingers uv old Wilier-run concealed beneath his vest; The boys wuz settin" all around, discussin" folks an" things, "Nd I had drawed the necessary keerds to fill on kings; Three-fingered Hoover kind uv leaned acrosst the bar to say If Casey"d liquidate right off, _he"d_ liquidate next day; A sperrit uv contentment wuz a-broodin" all around (Onlike the other sperrits wich in restauraws abound), When, suddenly, we heerd from yonder kitchen-entry rise A toon each ornery galoot appeared to recognize.
Perfesser Vere de Blaw for once eschewed his opry ways, An" the remnants uv his mind went back to earlier, happier days, An" grappled like an" wra.s.sled with a" old familiar air The wich we all uv us had heern, ez you have, everywhere!
Stock still we stopped,--some in their talk uv politics an" things, I in my un.o.btrusive attempt to fill on kings, "Nd Hoover leanin" on the bar, an" Casey at the till,-- We all stopped short an" held our breaths (ez a feller sometimes will), An" sot there more like b.u.mps on logs than healthy, husky men, Ez the memories uv that old, old toon come sneakin" back again.
You"ve guessed it? No, you hav n"t; for it wuzn"t that there song Uv the home we"d been away from an" had hankered for so long,-- No, sir; it wuzn"t "Home, Sweet Home," though it"s always heard around Sech neighborhoods in wich the home that _is_ "sweet home" is found.
And, ez for me, I seemed to see the past come back again, And hear the deep-drawed sigh my sister Lucy uttered when Her mother asked her if she "d practised her two hours that day, Wich, if she hadn"t, she must go an" do it right away!
The homestead in the States "nd all its memories seemed to come A-floatin" round about me with that magic lumty-tum.
And then uprose a stranger wich had struck the camp that night; His eyes wuz sot an" fireless, "nd his face wuz spookish white, "Nd he sez: "Oh, how I suffer there is n.o.body kin say, Onless, like me, he"s wrenched himself from home an" friends away To seek surcease from sorrer in a fur, seclooded spot, Only to find--alars, too late!--the wich surcease is not!
Only to find that there air things that, somehow, seem to live For nothin" in the world but jest the misery they give!
I"ve travelled eighteen hundred miles, but that toon has got here first; I"m done,--I"m blowed,--I welcome death, an" bid it do its worst!"