A Man and His Money.
by Frederic Stewart Isham.
CHAPTER I
THE COACH OF CONCORD
"Well? What can I do for you?"
The speaker--a scrubby little man--wheeled in the rickety office chair to regard some one hesitating on his threshold. The tones were not agreeable; the proprietor of the diminutive, run-down establishment, "The St. Cecilia Music Emporium," was not, for certain well defined reasons, in an amiable mood that morning. He had been about to reach down for a little brown jug which reposed on the spot usually allotted to the waste paper basket when the shadow of the new-comer fell obtrusively, not to say offensively, upon him.
It was not a rea.s.suring shadow; it seemed to spring from an indeterminate personality. Mr. Kerry Mackintosh repeated his question more bruskly; the shadow (obviously not a customer,--no one ever sought Mr. Mackintosh"s wares!) started; his face showed signs of a vacillating purpose.
"A mistake! Beg pardon!" he murmured with exquisite politeness and began to back out, when a somewhat brutal command on the other"s part to "shut that d---- door d---- quick, and not let any more d---- hot air out"
arrested the visitor"s purpose. Instead of retreating, he advanced.
"I beg pardon, were you addressing me?" he asked. The half apologetic look had quite vanished.
The other considered, muttered at length in an aggrieved tone something about hot air escaping and coal six dollars a ton, and ended with: "What do you want?"
"Work." The visitor"s tone relapsed; it was now conspicuous for its want of "success waves"; it seemed to imply a definite cognizance of personal uselessness. He who had brightened a moment before now spoke like an automaton. Mr. Mackintosh looked at him and his shabby garments.
He had a contempt for shabby garments--on others!
"Good day!" he said curtly.
But instead of going, the person coolly sat down. The proprietor of the little shop glanced toward the door and half started from his chair.
Whereupon the visitor smiled; he had a charming smile in these moments of calm equipoise, it gave one an impression of potential possibilities.
Mr. Mackintosh sank back into his chair.
"Too great a waste of energy!" he murmured, and having thus defined his att.i.tude, turned to a "proof" of new rag-time. This he surveyed discontentedly; struck out a note here, jabbed in another there. The stranger watched him at first casually. By sundry signs the caller"s fine resolution and a.s.surance seemed slowly oozing from him; perhaps he began to have doubts as to the correctness of his position, thus to storm a man in his own castle, or office--even if it were such a disreputable-appearing office!
He shifted his feet thoughtfully; a thin lock of dark hair drooped more uncertainly over his brow; he got up. The composer dashed a blithe flourish to the tail of a note.
"Hold on," he said. "What"s your hurry?" Sarcastically.
"Didn"t know I was in a hurry!" There was no attempted levity in his tone,--he spoke rather listlessly, as one who had found the world, or its problems, slightly wearisome. The composer-publisher now arose; a new thought had suddenly a.s.sailed him.
"You say you are looking for work. Why did you drift in here?"
"The place looked small. Those big places have no end of applicants--"
"Shouldn"t think that would phase you. With _your_ nerve!"
The visitor flushed. "I seem to have made rather a mess of it," he confessed. "I usually do. Good day."
"A moment!" said Mr. Mackintosh. "One of my men"--he emphasized "one,"
as if their number were legion--"disappointed me this morning. I expect he"s in the lockup by this time. Have you got a voice?"
"A what?"
"Can you sing?"
"I really don"t know; haven"t ever tried, since"--a wonderful retrospection in his tones--"since I was a little chap in church and wore white robes."
"Huh!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed the proprietor of the Saint Cecilia shop. "Mama"s angel boy! That must have been a long time ago." The visitor did not answer; he pushed back uncertainly the uncertain lock of dark hair and seemed almost to have forgotten the object of his visit.
"Now see here"--Mr. Mackintosh"s voice became purposeful, energetic; he seated himself before a piano that looked as if it had led a hard nomadic existence. "Now see here!" Striking a few chords. "Suppose you try this stunt! _What"s the Matter with Mother_? My own composition!
Kerry Mackintosh at his best! Now twitter away, if you"ve any of that angel voice left!"
The piano rattled; the new-comer, with a certain faint whimsical smile as if he appreciated the humor of his position, did "twitter away"; loud sounds filled the place. Quality might be lacking but of quant.i.ty there was a-plenty.
"Bully!" cried Mr. Mackintosh enthusiastically. "That"ll start the tears rolling. _What"s the Matter with Mother_? Nothing"s the matter with mother. And if any one says there is--Will it go? With that voice?" He clapped his hand on the other"s shoulder. "Why, man, they could hear you across Madison Square. You"ve a voice like an organ. Is it a "go"?" he demanded.
"I don"t think I quite understand," said the new-comer patiently.
"You don"t, eh? Look there!"
A covered wagon had at that moment stopped before the door. It was drawn by a horse whose appearance, like that of the piano, spoke more eloquently of services in the past than of hopeful promises for the future. On the side of the vehicle appeared in large letters: "_What"s the Matter with Mother_? Latest Melodic Triumph by America"s Greatest Composer, Mr. Kerry Mackintosh." A little to the left of this announcement was painted a harp, probably a reminder of the one Saint Cecilia was supposed to have played. This sentimental symbol was obviously intended to lend dignity and respectability to the otherwise disreputable vehicle of concord and its steed without wings, waiting patiently to be off--or to lie down and pay the debt of nature!
"Shall we try it again, angel voice?" asked Mr. Mackintosh, playing the piano, or "biffing the ivories," as he called it.
"Drop it," returned the visitor, "that "angel" dope."
"Oh, all right! Anything to oblige."
Before this vaguely apologetic reply, the new-comer once more relapsed into thoughtfulness. His eye pa.s.sed dubiously over the vehicle of harmony; he began to take an interest in the front door as if again inclined to "back out." Perhaps a wish that the horse _might_ lie down and die at this moment (no doubt he would be glad to!) percolated through the current of his thoughts. That would offer an easy solution to the proposal he imagined would soon be forthcoming--that _was_ forthcoming--and accepted. Of course! What alternative remained? Needs must when an empty pocket drives. Had he not learned the lesson--beggars must not be choosers?
"And now," said Mr. Mackintosh with the air of a man who had cast from his shoulders a distinct problem, "that does away with the necessity of bailing the other chap out. What"s your name?"
The visitor hesitated. "Horatio Heatherbloom."
The other looked at him keenly. "The right one," he said softly.
"You"ve got the only one you"ll get," replied the caller, after an interval.
Mr. Mackintosh bestowed upon him a knowing wink. "Sounds like a _nom de plume_," he chuckled. "What was your line?"
"I don"t understand."
"What did you serve time for? Shoplifting?"
"Oh, no," said the other calmly.
"Burglarizing?" With more respect in his tones.
"What do you think?" queried the caller in the same mild voice.
"Not ferocious-looking enough for that lay, I should have thought.