Nanteuil was aware of this. She knew that all her sister-actresses, Ellen Midi, Duvernet, Hersch.e.l.l, Falempin, Stella, Marie-Claire, were trying to take Ligny from her. She had seen Louise Dalle, who dressed like a music-mistress, and always had the air of being about to storm an omnibus, and retained, even in her provocations and accidental contacts, the appearance of incurable respectability, pursue Ligny with her lanky legs, and beset him with the glances of a poverty-stricken Pasiphae. She had also surprised the oldest actress of the theatre, their excellent mother Ravaud, in a corridor, baring, at Ligny"s approach, all that was left to her, her magnificent arms, which had been famous for forty years.
f.a.gette, with disgust, and the tip of a gloved finger, called Nanteuil"s attention to the scene through which Durville, old Maury and Marie-Claire were struggling.
"Just look at those people. They look as if they were playing at the bottom of thirty fathoms of water."
"It"s because the top lights are not lit."
"Not a bit of it. This theatre always looks as if it were at the bottom of the sea. And to think that I, too, in a moment, have to enter that aquarium. Nanteuil, you must not stop longer than one season in this theatre. One is drowned in it. But look at them, look at them!"
Durville was becoming almost ventriloqual in order to seem more solemn and more virile:
"Peace, the abolition of the combined martial and civil law, and of conscription, higher pay for the troops; in the absence of funds, a few drafts on the bank, a few commissions suitably distributed, these are infallible means."
Madame Doulce entered the box. Unfastening her cloak with its pathetic lining of old rabbit-skin, she produced a small dog"s-eared book.
"They are Madame de Sevigne"s letters," she said. "You know that next Sunday I am going to give a reading of the best of Madame de Sevigne"s letters."
"Where?" asked f.a.gette.
"Salle Renard."
It must have been some remote and little known hall, for Nanteuil and f.a.gette had not heard of it.
"I am giving this reading for the benefit of the three poor orphans left by Lacour, the actor, who died so sadly of consumption this winter. I am counting on you, my darlings, to dispose of some tickets for me."
"All the same, she really is ridiculous, Marie-Claire!" said Nanteuil.
Some one scratched at the door of the box. It was Constantin Marc, the youthful author of a play, _La Grille_, which the Odeon was going to rehea.r.s.e immediately; and Constantin Marc, although a countryman living in the forest, could henceforth breathe only in the theatre. Nanteuil was to take the princ.i.p.al part in the play. He gazed upon her with emotion, as the precious amphora destined to be the receptacle of his thought.
Meanwhile Durville continued hoa.r.s.ely:
"If our France can be saved only at the price of our life and honour, I shall say, with the man of "93: "Perish our memory!""
f.a.gette pointed her finger at a bloated youth, who was sitting in the orchestra, resting his chin on his walking-stick.
"Isn"t that Baron Deutz?"
"Need you ask!" replied Nanteuil. "Ellen Midi is in the cast. She plays in the fourth act. Baron Deutz has come to display himself."
"Just wait a minute, my children; I have a word to say to that ill-mannered cub. He met me yesterday in the Place de la Concorde, and he didn"t bow to me."
"What, Baron Deutz? He couldn"t have seen you!"
"He saw me perfectly well. But he was with his people. I am going to have him on toast. Just you watch, my dears."
She called him very softly:
"Deutz! Deutz!"
The Baron came towards her, smiling and well-pleased with himself, and leaned his elbows on the edge of the box.
"Tell me, Monsieur Deutz, when you met me yesterday, were you in very bad company that you did not raise your hat to me?"
He looked at her in astonishment.
"I? I was with my sister."
"Oh!"
On the stage, Marie-Claire, hanging upon Durville"s neck, was exclaiming:
"Go! Victorious or defeated, in good or evil fortune, your glory will be equally great. Come what may, I shall know how to show myself the wife of a hero."
"That will do, Madame Marie-Claire!" said Pradel.
Just at that moment Chevalier made his entry, and immediately the author, tearing his hair, let loose a flood of imprecations:
"Do you call that an entry? It"s a tumble, a catastrophe, a cataclysm!
Ye G.o.ds! A meteor, an aerolith, a bit of the moon falling on to the stage would be less horribly disastrous! I will take off my play!
Chevalier, come in again, my good fellow!"
The artist who had designed the costumes, Michel, a fair young man with a mystic"s beard, was seated in the first row, on the arm of a stall. He leaned over and whispered into the ear of Roger, the scene-painter:
"And to think it"s the fifty-sixth time that he"s dropped on Chevalier with the same fury!"
"Well, you know, Chevalier is rottenly bad," replied Roger, without hesitation.
"It isn"t that he is bad," returned Michel indulgently. "But he always seems to be laughing, and nothing could be worse for a comedy actor. I knew him when he was quite a kid, at Montmartre. At school his masters used to ask him: "Why are you laughing?" He was not laughing; he had no desire to laugh; he used to get his ears boxed from morning to night.
His parents wanted to put him in a chemical factory. But he had dreams of the stage, and spent his days on the b.u.t.te Montmartre, in the studio of the painter Montalent. Montalent at that time was working day and night on his _Death of Saint Louis_, a huge picture which was commissioned for the cathedral of Carthage. One day, Montalent said to him----"
"A little less noise!" shouted Pradel.
"Said to him: "Chevalier, since you have nothing to do, just sit for Philippe the Bold." "With pleasure," said Chevalier. Montalent told him to a.s.sume the att.i.tude of a man bowed down with grief. More, he stuck two tears as big as spectacle lenses on his cheeks. He finished his picture, forwarded it to Carthage, and had half a dozen bottles of champagne sent up. Three months later he received from Father Cornemuse, the head of the French Missions in Tunis, a letter informing him that his painting of the _Death of Saint Louis_, having been submitted to the Cardinal-Archbishop, had been refused by His Eminence, because of the unseemly expression on the face of Philippe the Bold who was laughing as he watched the saintly King, his father, dying on a bed of straw.
Montalent could not make head or tail of it; he was furious, and wanted to take proceedings against the Cardinal-Archbishop. His painting was returned to him; he unpacked it, gazed at it in gloomy silence, and suddenly shouted: "It"s true--Philippe the Bold appears to be splitting his sides with laughter. What a fool I have been! I gave him the head of Chevalier, who always seems to be laughing, the brute!""
"Will you be quiet there!" yelled Pradel.
And the author exclaimed:
"Pradel, my dear boy, just pitch all those people into the street."
Indefatigable, he was arranging the scene:
"A little farther, Trouville, there. Chevalier, you walk up to the table, you pick up the doc.u.ments one by one, and you say: "Senatus-Consultum. Order of the day. Despatches to the departments.
Proclamation," Do you understand?"
"Yes, Master. "Senatus-Consultum. Order of the day. Despatches to the departments. Proclamation.""
"Now, Marie-Claire, my child, a little more life, confound it! Cross over! That"s it! Very good. Back again! Good! Very good! Buck up! Ah, the wretched woman! She"s spoiling it all!"