"Thel, the transient maiden, is.... What is Thel?" says Blake, in effect. Thel cannot be described straightforwardly. "What then is Thel _like_?"
Ah! Thel is like a watery bow, and like a parting cloud, Like a reflection in a gla.s.s, like shadows on the water, Like dreams of infants, like a smile upon an infant"s face, Like the dove"s voice, like transient day, like music in the air.
[Sidenote: _DIALECT_]
Shakespeare, in a corresponding difficulty, uses one convincing simile:
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled sh.o.r.e So do our minutes hasten to their end; Each changing place with that which goes before, In sequent toil all forwards do contend.
Drummond of Hawthornden exclaims:
This Life, which seems so fair, Is like a bubble blown up in the air By sporting children"s breath....
Bacon speaks more boldly and concisely. He forsakes simile for metaphor, leaving the word _like_ to be understood.
The World"s a bubble, and the Life of Man Less than a span....
Were Tony to try and express himself by the same means, he would say: "The world"s a bubble, like, and the life of man less than a span, like."
_Like_, in fact, with the poor man as with the poet, connotes simile and metaphor. The poor man"s vocabulary, like the poet"s, is quite inadequate to express his thoughts. Both, in their several ways, are driven to the use of unhackneyed words and simile and metaphor; both use a language of great flexibility;[11] for which reason we find that after the poet himself, the poor man speaks most poetically. Witness the beautiful description: "All to once the nor"easter springed out from the land, an" afore us could down-haul the mainsail, the sea wer feather-white an" skatting in over the bows." New words are eagerly seized; hence the malapropisms and solecisms so frequently made fun of, without appreciation of their cause. _Obsolete_ has come hereto from the Navy, through sons who are bluejackets. Now, when Tony wishes to sum up in one word the two facts that he is older and also less vigorous than formerly, he says: "Tony"s getting obsolete, like." A soulless word, borrowed from official papers, has acquired for us a poetic wealth of meaning in which the pathos of the old ship, of declining years, and of Tony"s own ageing, are all present with one knows not what other suggestions besides. And when _obsolete_ is fully domesticated here, the _like_ will be struck off.
[11] The flexibility and expressiveness of dialect lies largely in its ability to change its verbal form and p.r.o.nunciation from a speech very broad indeed to something approaching standard English. For example, "You"m a fool," is playful; "You"m a fule,"
less so. "You"re a fool," a.s.serts the fact without blame; while "Thee"t a fule," or "Thee a"t a fule!" would be spoken in temper, and the second is the more emphatic. The real differences between "I an"t got nothing," "I an"t got ort," and "I an"t got nort,"--"Oo"t?" "Casn"?" "Will "ee?" and "Will you?"--"You"m not," "You ain"t," "You bain"t," and "Thee a"tn"t,"--are hardly to be appreciated by those who speak only standard English.
_Thee_ and _thou_ are used between intimates, as in French.
_Thee_ is usual from a mother to her children, but is disrespectful from children to their mother.
[Sidenote: _THOUGHTS AND MIND PICTURES_]
In short, every time Tony uses _like_, he is admitting, and explaining, that he has expressed himself as best he could, but inadequately notwithstanding. He has felt something more delicately, thought upon something more accurately, than he can possibly say. He is always pathetically eager to make himself plain, to be understood. One knows well that touching look in the eyes of a dog when, as we say, it all but speaks. Often have I seen that same look, still more intense, in Tony"s eyes, when he has become mazed with efforts to express himself, and I have wished that as with the dog, a pat, a small caress, could change the look into a joyfulness. But it is just because I am fond of him that I am able to feel with him and to a certain extent to divine his half-uttered thoughts; to take them up and return them to him clothed in more or less current English which, he knows, would convey them to a stranger, and which shows him more clearly than before what he really was thinking. That seems to be one of my chief functions here--thought-publisher. Evidently grateful, he talks and talks, usually while the remains of a meal lie scattered on the table. "Aye!"
he says, at the end of a debauch of _likes_. "I don" know what I du know. Tony"s a silly ol" fule!"
He does not believe it; nor do I; for I am often struck with wonder at the thoughts and mind-pictures which we so curiously arrive at together.
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The old feudal cla.s.s-distinctions are fast breaking down. But are we arriving any nearer the democratic ideal of _Liberte_, _egalite_, _Fraternite_? In place of the old distinctions, are we not setting up new distinctions, still more powerful to divide? There is to-day a greater social gulf fixed between the man who takes his morning tub and him who does not, than between the man of wealth or family and him who has neither. New-made and pink, the "gentleman" arises daily from his circle of splashes, a masculine Venus from a foam of soap-suds. (About womenfolk we are neither so enquiring nor so particular.) For the cults of religion and pedigree we have subst.i.tuted the cult of soap and water, and "the prominent physician of Harley Street" is its high priest. Are you a reputed atheist? Poor man! doubtless G.o.d will enlighten you in His good time. Are you wicked? Well, well.... Have you made a fortune by forsaking the official Christian morality in favour of the commercial code? You can redeem all by endowing a hospital or university. But can they say of you that somehow or other you don"t look quite clean? Then you are d.a.m.n"d!
The cottage where the heroine of the "nice" book lives is always spotlessly clean. A foreigner who adopts the bath-habit, is said to be just like an Englishman. It is the highest praise he can earn, and will go further in English society than the best introductions.
[Sidenote: _CLEANLINESS_]
Cleanliness is our greatest cla.s.s-symbol. In living with people who have been brought up to different ways of life, a consideration of cleanliness is forced upon one; for nothing else rouses so instantaneously and violently the latent sn.o.bbery that one would fain be rid of. Religiously, politically, we are men and brothers all. Yet still--there _are_ men we simply cannot treat as brothers. By what term of contempt (in order to justify our unbrotherliness) can we call them?
Not _poor men_; for we have _Poor but honest_ too firmly fixed in our minds, and we would all like a colonial rich rough diamond of an uncle to appear suddenly in our family circle. Hardly _men of no family_; for men of no family are received at court. Not _workmen_; for behold the Carlylese and Smilesian dignity of labour! Not _the ma.s.ses_; for the ma.s.ses are supposed to be our rulers. What then can we call these people with whom we really cannot a.s.sociate on equal terms? Why, call them THE GREAT UNWASHED. O felicitous phrase! O salve of the conscience! That is the unpardonable social sin. At the bottom of our social ladder is a dirty shirt; at the top is fixed not laurels, but a tub! The bathroom is the inmost, the strongest fortress of our English sn.o.bbery.
Cleanliness as a subject of discussion is, curiously enough, considered rather more improper than disease. Yet it has to be faced, and that resolutely, if we would approach, and approaching, understand, the majority of our fellow-creatures.
Chemically all dirt is clean. Just as the foods and drinks of a good dinner, if mixed up together on a dish, would produce a filthy mess, so conversely, if we could separate any form of dirt into the pure solid, liquid and volatile chemical compounds of which it is composed, into pretty crystals, liquids and gases, exhibited in the scientific manner on spotless watch-gla.s.ses and in thrice-washed test-tubes,--we might indeed say that some of these chemicals had an evil odour, but we could not p.r.o.nounce them unclean. Prepared in a laboratory, the sulphuretted hydrogen gas which makes the addled egg our national political weapon, is a quite cleanly preparation. Dirt is merely an unhappy mixture of clean substances. The housewife is nearest a scientific view of the matter when she distinguishes between "clean dirt" and "dirty dirt,"
and does not mind handling coal, for instance, because, being clean dirt, it will not harm her. Cleanliness is a process by which we keep noxious microbes and certain poisons outside our systems or in their proper places within. (It has been shown that we cannot live without microbes, and that there exist normally in some parts of the body substances which are powerfully poisonous to other parts.) Rational cleanliness makes for health, for survival. It is, ultimately, an expression of the Will to Live.
[Sidenote: _DIRT_]
Far, however, from being rational, our notions on cleanliness are in the highest degree superficial. We make a great fuss over a flea; hardly mention it in polite company; but we tolerate the dirty housefly on all our food. We eat high game which our cook"s more natural taste calls muck. We are only just beginning to realise the indescribable filthiness of carious teeth, than which anything more unclean, a few diseases excepted, can scarcely be found in slums. Even in this great age of pseudo-scientific enlightenment, we do not have a carious tooth extracted until it aches, though we have a front tooth cleaned and stopped on the first appearance of decay. What the eye doth not see....
Yet we presume to judge men by their deviation from our conventional standards of cleanliness.
My lady goes to the doctor for her headaches and _crises de nerfs_.
"Dyspepsia and autotoxaemia," says the doctor. "Try such-and-such a diet for a month, then go to Aix-les-Bains." But how would my lady be ashamed did he tell her plainly: "Madam, though I observe that you bathe frequently, your cleanliness, like your beauty, is only skin-deep. You are fair without and foul within. Your alimentary ca.n.a.l is overloaded and your blood is so unclean that it has poisoned your nervous system. Eat less, take more exercise and drink plenty--of water. Try to be as clean as your gardener." It has been remarked that the labourer who sweats at his work is, in reality, far cleaner than the bathing sedentary man, for the labourer has a daily sweat-bath, whereas the other only washes the outside of him: the cleanliness of the latter is skin-deep, and of the former blood-deep. Once stated, the fact is obvious. Moreover, the labourer has the additional advantage of being self-cleansing, whereas the sedentary man, for his inferior kind of cleanliness, requires a bath and all sorts of apparatus. No doubt, in time we shall learn to value both kinds of cleanliness, each at its worth. The Martians of fiction, when in a fair way to conquer the earth, succ.u.mbed before earthly microbes to which they were unaccustomed, against which they had not acquired immunity. If by antiseptics they could have kept these microbes at bay, they would have done well, but if, like mankind, they had possessed self-resistance against them (that is, if they had been self-cleansing) it would have been still better. There is no paradox in saying that, practically, it is very difficult for a healthy person to be genuinely unclean; and that ideally, in the surgeon"s eyes, we are, all, rich man and tramp, so unclean that there is little to choose between us, and every one of us requires a comprehensive scrubbing in an antiseptic tub.
[Sidenote: _DISADVANTAGES_]
But just as the habit of aiding nature by eating predigested food is bad, so too rigid a habit, too great a need of cleanliness is a positive disadvantage in the struggle for existence. Harry Stidston says fleas are loveable little creatures. I have had to learn to put up with one or two sometimes. Tommy makes his mother undress him in the middle of dinner to find one. In other words, Harry Stidston can do his work and live under conditions which would put me to flight, and I have a like advantage over Tommy. Again, Tony can do with an occasional bath and can eat his food with fishy hands, while I am a worm and no man without my daily bath, or at least a wash-over, and, except at sea, turn against the best of food if I can smell fish on my fingers. The advantage is Tony"s. It is good to be clean, but it is better to be able to be dirty.
The upshot is half-a-dozen--maybe unpleasant--truths, without recognition of which the latter-day citadel of sn.o.bbery cannot be stormed, nor the poor man and his house appreciated at their worth; namely:--
1. _Ideally_: We are all so unclean that there is little to choose between us.
2. _Scientifically_: Cleanliness, as practised, is conventional and irrational.
3. Blood-cleanliness is better than skin-cleanliness.
4. To be self-cleansing is better than to be cleansed by outside agents.
5. It is hard for a healthy, active person to be really unclean.
6. _Practically_: The need of cleanliness is a weakness.
According to the orthodox standards, this house of Tony"s is by no means so clean as the rose-embowered cottage of romance. It was not hygienically built. The children gain health by grubbing about outside, then come in house and demonstrate their healthy appet.i.te by grabbing.
I could wish at times that they were a little more conscious of their noses. We cannot, try how we will, get wholly rid of fleas, because fleas flourish in beaches, boats and nets. There are several things here to turn one"s gorge, until prejudices are put aside and the matter regarded scientifically. For, as one may see, the effective cleanliness of this household strikes a subtle balance between more contending needs than can be fully traced out. If, for instance, Mrs Widger came down earlier and scrupulously swept the house, her temper would suffer later on in the day. If she did not sometimes "let things rip," and take leisure, her health, and with it the whole delicate organisation of the household, would go wrong. Of a morning, I observe she has neck-shadows. Horrid! Perhaps, but being a wise woman, pressed always for time, she postpones her proper wash until the dirty work is done.
Were we to kill off the wauling cats which make such a mess of the garden, the neighbourhood would lose its best garbingers. Baked dinner is never so tasty as when the tin, hot from the oven, is placed upon a folded newspaper on the table. Tony and the children tear fish apart with their fingers. It does not look nice, but that is the reason why they never get bones in their throats, for, as a fish-eating instrument, sensitive fingers are much superior to cutlery and plate, and so on....
I used to think that I was pigging it here. Now I do not.[12]
[12] On the moral aspect of cleanliness I have not touched. Miss M. Loane, a Queen"s Nurse, in her remarkable book _The Next Street but One_, observes "Cleanliness has often seemed to me strangely far from G.o.dliness. Where the virtue is highly developed there is often not merely an actual but an absolute shrinkage in all sweet neighbourly charities. If an invalid"s bedroom needs scrubbing and there is no money to pay for the service, or if a chronic sufferer"s kitchen is in want of a "thorough good do-out," if two or three troublesome children have to be housed and fed during the critical days after an operation on father or mother, do I look for a.s.sistance from "the cleanest woman in the street?" Alas, no; whether she be wife, widow, or spinster, I pa.s.s her by, careful not to tread on her pavement, much less her doorstep, and seek the happy-go-lucky person whose own premises would be better for more water and less grease, but from whose presence neither husband nor child ever hastens away."
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[Sidenote: _JIMMY COMES HOOKING_]
The dawns are later now. We do not need to get up quite so early, and usually, just as we are drinking our cup o" tay, we hear a pattering of naked feet on the staircase. Jimmy, the Dustman still in his eyes, appears at the door. He has an air of being about to do something important. He picks out his stockings and old grey suit from the corners where they were left to dry. He does not ask to have his boots laced up nor complain of their stiffness. Then with his coat exceedingly askew on his shoulders, he demands: "Tay! please."
"What do _yu_ want? Git up over to bed again."
"I be comin" hooking wiv yu."
"Be "ee? Yu"ll hae to hurry up then."
When the sea is not too loppy nor the wind too cold, Jimmy goes with us. The soft-mouthed mackerel need hauling up clear of the gunwale with a long-armed swing, beyond Jimmy"s power to give, and therefore as a rule he is not at first allowed to have a line; for fish represent money and mackerel caught now will be eaten as bread and dripping in the winter. Jimmy sits huddled up on the lee side for"ard. He becomes paler, looks plaintively, and sighs a big sigh or two.