A riotous Lord of Misrule at the Temple--Stubbes on Lords of Misrule--The Bishops ditto--Mumming at Norwich, 1440--Dancing at the Inns of Court--Dancing at Christmas--The Cushion Dance.
The high spirits of the "Temple Sparks" occasionally led them to licence, as the author of _The Reign of King Charles_ (1655) tells us was the case in 1627. "That Christmas the Temple Sparks had enstalled a Lieutenant, which we country folk call a Lord of Misrule. The Lieutenant had, on Twelfth eve, late in the night, sent out to collect his rents in Ramme Alley and Fleet Street, limiting five shillings to every house. At every door they winded their Temple horn, and if it procured not entrance at the second blast or summons, the word of command was then "Give fire, gunner." This gunner was a robustious Vulcan, and his engine a mighty smith"s hammer. The next morning the Lord Mayor of London was made acquainted therewith, and promised to be with them next night; commanding all that ward, and also the watch, to attend him with their halberds. At the hour prefixt, the Lord Mayor and his train marched up in martial equipage to Ramme Alley.
"Out came the Lieutenant with his suit of Gallants, all armed _in cuerpo_. One of the Halberdiers bade the Lieutenant come to my Lord Mayor. "No," said the Lieutenant, "let the Lord Mayor come to me." But this controversy was soon ended, they advancing each to other, till they met half way; then one of the Halberdiers reproved the Lieutenant for standing covered before the Lord Mayor. The Lieutenant gave so crosse an answere, as it begat as crosse a blow; which, the Gentlemen, not brooking, began to lay about them; but in fine the Lieutenant was knockt down and sore wounded, and the Halberdiers had the better of the swords. The Lord Mayor being master of the field, took the Lieutenant, and haled rather than led him to the Counter, and with indignation thrust him in at the prison gate, where he lay till the Attorney General mediated for his enlargement, which the Lord Mayor granted upon condition he should submit and acknowledge his fault. The Lieutenant readily embraced the motion; and, the next day, performing the condition, so ended this Christmas Game."
We can hardly expect an unbia.s.sed opinion on the subject of Lords of Misrule, or any other merriment, from Phillip Stubbes, the Puritan, who, in _The Anatomie of Abuses_ (ed. 1583), speaking of these "Christmas Lords," says: "The name, indeed, is odious both to G.o.d and good men, and such as the very heathen people would have blushed at once to have named amongst them. And, if the name importeth some evil, then, what may the thing it selfe be, judge you? But, because you desire to know the manner of them, I will showe you as I have seen them practised myself.
"First, all the wilde-heds of the parish, conventing togither, chuse them a graund-captain (of all mischeefe) whom they inn.o.ble with the t.i.tle of my Lord of Mis-rule, and him they crowne with great solemnitie, and adopt for their king. This king anointed chuseth forth twentie, fortie, three score, or a hundred l.u.s.tie guttes, like to him self, to waight uppon his lordlie Majestie, and to guarde his n.o.ble person. Then, everie one of these his men, he investeth with his liveries of green, yellow, or some other light wanton colour; and, as though they were not gaudie enough, I should say, they bedecke them selves with scarfs, ribons and laces, hanged all over with golde rings, precious stones, and other jewels; this doon, they tye about either leg xx or xl bels, with rich handkerchiefs in their hands, and sometimes laid a crosse over their shoulders and necks, borrowed for the most parte of their pretie Mopsies and looving Besses, for bussing them in the dark.
"Thus, al things set in order, then have they their hobby horses, dragons and other antiques, togither with their baudie pipers and thundering drummers, to strike up the devil"s daunce withall. Then marche these heathen company towards the church and church yard, their pipers piping, their drummers thundring, their stumps dauncing, their bels jyngling, their handkerchefs swinging about their heds like madmen, their hobbie horses and other monsters skirmishing amongst the route; and in this sorte they go to the church (I say), and into the church (though the minister be at praier, or preaching), dancing and swinging their handkercheifs over their heds in the church, like devils incarnate, with such a confuse noise, that no man can hear his own voice. Then, the foolish people, they looke, they stare, they laugh, they fleer, and mount upon fourmes and pewes, to see these goodly pageants solemnized in this sort. Then, after this, about the church they goe againe and again, and so foorth into the churchyard, where they have commonly their sommer haules, their bowers, arbors, and banqueting houses set up, wherin they feast, banquet and daunce al that day, and (peradventure) all the night too. And thus these terrestriall furies spend the Sabaoth day.
"They have, also, certain papers, wherein is painted some babblerie or other, of imagery woork, and these they call My Lord of Misrule"s badges: these they give to every one that wil give money for them, to maintaine them in their heathenrie, devilrie, whordome, drunkennes, pride, and what not. And who will not be buxom to them, and give them money for these their devilish cognizances, they are mocked and flouted at not a little. And, so a.s.sotted are some, that they not only give them monie, to maintain their abhomination withall, but also weare their badges and cognizances in their hats and caps openly. But let them take heede; for these are the badges, seales, brands, and cognizances of the devil, whereby he knoweth his servants and clyents from the children of G.o.d; and so long as they weare them, _Sub vexillo diaboli militant contra Dominum et legem suam_: they fight under the banner and standerd of the Devil against Christ Jesus, and all his lawes. Another sorte of fantasticall fooles bring to these hel-hounds (the Lord of Mis-rule and his complices) some bread, some good ale, some new cheese, some olde, some custards and fine Cakes; some one thing, some another; but, if they knew that as often as they bring anything to the maintenance of these execrable pastimes, they offer sacrifice to the devil and Sathanas, they would repent and withdraw their hands, which G.o.d graunt they may!"
Although Stubbes wrote with exceeding bitterness and party bias, he had some warrant for his diatribe. In the _Injunctions_ of Parkhurst, Bishop of Norwich[71] (1569), he says: "Item, that no person or persons calling themselves lords of misrule in the Christmas tyme, or other vnreuerent persons at any other tyme, presume to come into the church vnreuerently playing their lewd partes, with scoffing, iesting, or rebaldry talke, and, if any such haue alredy offended herein, to present them and their names to the ordinary."
[Footnote 71: _Second Report of Ritual Comm._, from which the examples following are also taken.]
Grindal, Archbishop of York, in his _Injunctions_ (1571) also says: "Item, that the Minister and Churchwardens shall not suffer any lordes of misrule, or sommer lordes or ladies, or any disguised persons or others, in Christmas or ... at rish bearings, or any other times to come vnreuerently into any Church, or Chapell, or Churchyarde, and there daunce ... namely, in the time of diuine service, or of anie sermon." And so say Overton, Bishop of Lichfield (1584); Bancroft, Bishop of London (1601); and Howson, Bishop of Oxford (1619).
Merely to show how general throughout England were these Rulers of Christmas Festivities, I will give one more example, taken from the _Records of Norwich_, re what happened there at Christ-tide 1440.
"John Hadman,[72] a wealthy citizen, made disport with his neighbours and friends, and was crowned King of Christmas. He rode in state through the City, dressed forth in silks and tinsel, and preceded by twelve persons habited as the twelve months of the year. After King Christmas followed Lent, clothed in white garments, trimmed with herring skins, on horseback, the horse being decorated with trappings of oyster sh.e.l.ls, being indicative that sadness and a holy time should follow Christmas revelling. In this way they rode through the City, accompanied by numbers in various grotesque dresses, making disport and merriment; some clothed in armour, others, dressed as devils, chased the people, and sorely affrighted the women and children; others wearing skin dresses, and counterfeiting bears, wolves, lions, and other animals, and endeavouring to imitate the animals they represented, in roaring and raving, alarming the cowardly, and appalling the stoutest hearts."
[Footnote 72: Probably the John Gladman spoken of by Stubbes (see p.
127).]
Naturally, among the pastimes of this festive season dancing was not the least. And it was reckoned as a diversion for staid people. We know how--
The grave Lord Keeper led the braules, The mace and seals before him.
It was a practice for the bar to dance before the Judges at Lincoln"s Inn at Christmas, and in James I."s time the under barristers were, by decimation, put out of Commons, because they did not dance, as was their wont, according to the ancient custom of the Society.[73] This practice is also mentioned in a book published about 1730, called _Round About our Coal Fire_, etc. "The dancing and singing of the Benchers in the great Inns of Court at Christmas is, in some sort, founded upon interest, for they hold, as I am informed, some priviledge by dancing about the fire in the middle of their Hall, and singing the song of _Round About our Coal Fire_." In the prologue to the same book we have the following song:--
O you merry, merry Souls, Christmas is a coming, We shall have flowing bowls, Dancing, piping, drumming.
Delicate minced pies, To feast every virgin, Capon and goose likewise, Brawn, and a dish of sturgeon.
Then, for your Christmas box, Sweet plumb cakes and money, Delicate Holland smocks, Kisses sweet as honey.
Hey for the Christmas Ball, Where we shall be jolly, Coupling short and tall, Kate, d.i.c.k, Ralph, and Molly.
Then to the hop we"ll go, Where we"ll jig and caper, _Cuckolds all a-row_, Will shall pay the sc.r.a.per.
Hodge shall dance with Prue, Keeping time with kisses, We"ll have a jovial crew Of sweet smirking Misses.
[Footnote 73: Dugdale"s _Orig. Jurid._ cap. 64.]
We still keep up the custom of dancing at Christ-tide, and no Christmas party is complete without it; but of all the old tunes, such as _Sellinger"s Rounds_, the one mentioned in the above song, with many others, but one remains to us, and that is peculiar to this season--_Sir Roger de Coverly_.
_Notes and Queries_, 19th December 1885, gives an account of a very curious dance. "One of the most popular indoor games at Christmas time was, in Derbyshire, that of the "Cushion Dance," which was performed at most of the village gatherings and farm-house parties during the Christmas holidays upwards of forty years ago. The following is an account of the dance as it was known amongst the farmer"s sons and daughters and the domestics, all of whom were on a pretty fair equality, very different from what prevails in farm-houses of to-day.
The dance was performed with boisterous fun, quite unlike the game as played in higher circles, where the conditions and rules of procedure were of a more refined order.
"The company were seated round the room, a fiddler occupying a raised seat in a corner. When all were ready, two of the young men left the room, returning presently, one carrying a large square cushion, the other an ordinary drinking horn, china bowl, or silver tankard, according to the possessions of the family. The one carrying the cushion locked the door, putting the key in his pocket. Both gentlemen then went to the fiddler"s corner, and, after the cushion-bearer had put a coin in the vessel carried by the other, the fiddler struck up a lively tune, to which the young men began to dance round the room, singing or reciting to the music:--
""Frink.u.m, frank.u.m is a fine song, An" we will dance it all along; All along and round about Till we find the pretty maid out."
"After making the circuit of the room, they halted on reaching the fiddler"s corner, and the cushion-bearer, still to the music of the fiddle, sang or recited:--
""Our song it will no further go!"
"_The Fiddler_--
""Pray, kind sir, why say you so?"
"_The Cushion-Bearer_--
""Because Jane Sandars won"t come to."
"_The Fiddler_--
""She must come to, she shall come to, An" I"ll make her, whether she will or no!"
"The cushion-bearer and vessel-holder then proceeded with the dance, going as before round the room, singing "Frink.u.m, frank.u.m," etc., till the cushion-bearer came to the lady of his choice, before whom he paused, placed the cushion on the floor at her feet, and knelt upon it. The vessel-bearer then offered the cup to the lady, who put money in it, and knelt on the cushion in front of the kneeling gentleman.
The pair kissed, arose, and the gentleman, first giving the cushion to the lady with a bow, placed himself behind her, taking hold of some portion of her dress. The cup-bearer fell in also, and they danced on to the fiddler"s corner, and the ceremony was again gone through as at first, with the subst.i.tution of the name of John for Jane, thus:--
"_The Lady_--
""Our song it will no further go!"
"_The Fiddler_--
""Pray, kind Miss, why say you so?"
"_The Lady_--
""Because John Sandars won"t come to."
"_The Fiddler_--
""He must come to, he shall come to, An" I"ll make him, whether he will or no."
"The dancing then proceeded, and the lady, on reaching her choice (a gentleman, of necessity), placed the cushion at his feet. He put money in the horn and knelt. They kissed and rose, he taking the cushion and his place in front of the lady, heading the next dance round; the lady taking him by the coat tails, the first gentleman behind the lady, with the horn-bearer in the rear. In this way the dance went on till all present, alternately a lady and gentleman, had taken part in the ceremony. The dance concluded with a romp in file round the room, to the quickening music of the fiddler, who, at the close, received the whole of the money collected by the horn-bearer."
CHAPTER XXI
Honey Fairs--Card-playing at Christmas--Throwing the Hood--Early Religious Plays--Moralities--Story of a Gray"s Inn Play--The first Pantomime--Spectacular Drama--George Barnwell--Story respecting this Play.