"A lunatic asylum is the only fit home for Sarah Kane." Turning to her new-made husband, she says explanatorily, "an old servant, and a crank.
Uncle Timothy, you had better see her caged up somewhere, or pay her off, and dismiss her."
"Yes, I must; we can"t have a madwoman going about like this."
"Alas! how ungrateful of Sarah," sighed Miss Stone. "I fear the seed we have sown fell on stony ground, Mr. Parks."
"I fear so, indeed," echoed Mr. Parks, as he departed, his heart gladdened on thinking of the good British gold in his pocket; and from Mr. Stone, mean though he was, it was worth paying a sovereign to become the possessor of a yearly income of two thousand pounds. The poor bridegroom thought not of the parson"s fee, which, had he wedded a woman of his own choice, he would have paid with an overflowing heart, he, poor fellow, being as generous as morning sunbeams on a beauteous June day.
The ceremony over! the fraud consummated! the bird snared! the man fettered! all joy in living, all hope in his heart crushed by a woman.
Cole since hearing the solemn words of the agitated woman, felt as he threw himself into a chair, burying his head in his hands, as he leaned forward elbows on knees, as though did some one put a knife to his heart he would be grateful; he felt feverish and his brain throbbed as it had never throbbed before. Starting to his feet, he said brokenly, "It is now my turn to dictate; you will excuse me, I _must_ have time to think, _and in solitude;_ I go to my own apartment."
"You had better have some supper with us first to celebrate the event,"
said his bride, jocosely, for she feels triumphant.
"No, I thank you, food would choke me, and I am in no mood for revelry."
"You had better, Babbington-Cole," said Stone (who never offered a meal that he had to pay for), "you had better; an empty stomach is a cold bed-fellow."
But he was gone. Six ears sharp as needles listened to the sound of his retreating footfalls, slow and heavy, in ascending the stairs; they heard him go in and lock his door.
"A loving bridegroom," said Stone, malevolently. "You have evidently made an impression, Margaret."
"As you did on my sainted step-mother, when she spurned your offer beneath her feet, history repeats itself, most affectionate of uncles."
""The tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity,"" said Miss Stone, reprovingly; "let us show a Christian spirit, and prove we are thankful everything is settled; we have worked hard for it, and have a right to partake of the feast prepared for the wedding party."
"Had you not better call your recalcitrant spouse, Margaret," said her uncle, as they repaired to the dining-room and seated themselves; "perhaps you do not know that the way to a man"s heart is through his stomach."
"No, I shall not disturb his peaceful slumbers; by leaving him to himself he will the sooner come to his milk. For a beggarly eight hundred-dollar clerk--Colonial at that--he does not show grat.i.tude as he should for a three thousand pound per annum wife.".
"I agree with you, Margaret, but I doubt not you will bring him to a more Christian frame of mind," said Miss Stone, dwelling on each mouthful of veal-and-ham pie with the relish of an epicure.
"Alone once more, thank G.o.d!" said Cole to himself in despairing tones, throwing himself on to a sofa of stiff, cold horse-hair; "and now to collect my unwelcome thoughts," he sighed wearily, now walking restlessly to and fro, now flinging himself down, lying perfectly still.
Some one says that "locality is like a dyer"s vat." This room a.s.signed to Cole would in itself have lent a gloomy, funereal aspect to one"s tone of mind, from the c.u.mbrous bedstead of dark mahogany to the darkest of hangings and carpet, every article as cold and polished as the black hair-cloth furniture. No pretty feminine knick-knacks, no bright pictures, nothing to relieve the eye.
"Alone," he groaned, "yes, but for how long? She will, I expect, think she has the right to come here; had she forced her hateful presence upon me to-night I feel that reason would have fled. What could my father have been about to sell me like this? But there has been some devil"s work. He has been deceived, and I have been completely hemmed in by the moves of the miscreator circ.u.mstance, the cablegram of his physician to them and to myself to-night. She a modern Medusa, to be a panacea for him or any one! Poor father, how you have been duped. That they are all playing some devil"s game is clear even to my throbbing brain, no wonder that ever since I set foot on England"s sh.o.r.e I have had a terrible presentiment of evil hanging over me, and now the very worst has come to pa.s.s: they have roped me in. I have given her, that awful woman, my name! G.o.d save me from madness! Hist! what sound was that? They come!
and yet the hideous midnight revelry is still on below; but they come, a tap! Jove"s thunderbolt, or Vulcan"s hammer would be of no avail. I shall feign sleep."
CHAPTER XI.
THEIR "RANK IS BUT THE GUINEA"S STAMP."
"And what does our Diogenes find to say?" said Mrs. Gower, gaily, as on the night of the 9th November she gathered a few friends to supper, after an evening at the Grand Opera House. "Come, Mr. Dale, like a good man, confess that Mrs. Langtry is worth letting your tub go to staves for."
"Well, on the whole, yes. I think she has improved."
"Improved! but I suppose one must be content with even such admission from you."
"But, my dear lady, when a man has seen the best that London, Paris, and New York can put on their theatre boards, what you in Canada offer is merely _pour pa.s.sez le temp_."
"Yes, I suppose one grows to feel like that; but I am glad I have yet a few sights to see, if, by seeing everything, one loses one"s zest for anything."
"But you surely do not admire her choice of plays?"
"No; but I do really deem her a born actress, as clever as she is charming."
"One could easily see, Mrs. Gower, that you got the worth of your ticket in emotional feeling," said Mr. Smyth, laughingly, "for you visibly trembled when "ex-Captain Fortinbras" made his triumphant _expose_."
"Malevolent wretch! a thrill of horror did run through me, as well as of pity for his unfortunate victim."
"My feelings are not so easily acted upon," said Mrs. Dale. "I was very coolly watching to see if she could disentangle herself from the villain"s clutches, and her arms from her odious lace sleeves."
"The latter absorbed me," said lively Mrs. Smyth; "if I had such arms I should never cover them, not even in mid-winter; you ought to pay more for your ticket than we do, Elaine, you get more--more feelings--than we do."
"Yes, I must trouble you for some more oysters, Mr. Dale; "nerve tissue is expensive,"" she laughingly answered.
"Her gowns, her robings, were in perfect taste," said Buckingham.
"Yes, Oscar Wilde would have breathed a sigh of satisfaction," said Mrs.
Gower.
"Speaking of our color-blending pet," said Mrs. Dale, "he wishes his baby was a girl; he says girls drape so much better."
"Just fancy a thing like that living in our stirring times, and calling itself a man," said Dale, contemptuously; "picture him beside the two liberated Chicago Anarchists."
"Poor fellow! he would feel badly had the Communists the control of his wardrobe," said Mrs. Gower.
"His would be a capital garb for a surveyor," said Mrs. Smyth; "I wish Will would adopt it."
"Then would surveyors be on the increase when his measure would be taken," laughed Mrs. Gower.
"Lilian has vivid recollections of my last home-coming, when I was a ma.s.s of sticky York mud to my knees," said Smyth.
"I remember, Dale, you were disgusted at the Emma-Juch concert by reason of large hats and small chatter," said Buckingham. "What did you think of the manner of the audience to-night?"
"I think that, on the whole, when one considers the antecedents of the moneyed people of Toronto, that they behaved themselves better, showed more consideration for the feelings of others, in fact, ignored their fine feathers--remembering that they were not the only occupants of the theatre--better than at any other gathering of "beauty and fashion" (in newspaper parlance), that I have made one at."
"Yes; so I thought," said Buckingham; "and at the theatre, one escapes the worrying nuisance of recalls, as felt at Toronto."
"I wish some star in the concert world would have the courage to insert after her name, no encore," said Mrs. Gower, "for though we do recall, it is astonishing how _ennuyeux_ the best numbers are in repet.i.tion."
"Will did an awfully daring thing at the Carreno-Juch concert," said Mrs. Smyth, eagerly; "we had seats immediately behind the Cawsons; and you know, Elaine, what a rude, boisterous----"
"My dear," said her friend, in mock reproof; "they are in society! have, of course, the dollar, and, perforce, are fashionable! what in poor people we should designate as rude and underbred, we must call in the Cawsons, and that ilk, "quite the thing, you know;" but proceed, _ma chere_."