"And if I am flirting?"
"Then I think it"s very horrid of you. He has a heart and hearts can be broken. I don"t flirt myself," said Mrs. Barrast, uttering the lie with the greatest composure, "but if you are making a fool of that nice boy I shall take him off your hands and be a--a--well, a mother to him."
Alice laughed outright. "You are much too young and pretty to be a mother to any one, Amy!"
"That"s right. Taunt me because I haven"t any children. Frederick is always complaining, as if it was my fault, which I"m sure it isn"t. But as to this flirting----"
"It isn"t flirting. Douglas and I understand one another."
"Really. How sly you are! Has he said anything?"
"All that I wished him to say."
"Then he has proposed?"
"Yes!" Alice contented herself with the affirmative and did not trouble to give the date of the proposal. Mrs. Barrast understood that it had taken place within the last day or so, and even that displeased her.
"It"s quite immoral for him to be so hasty," she exclaimed, because the idea of Montrose adoring Alice and not herself was annoying and hurt her vanity.
The girl smiled, wondering what her hostess would say if she knew that the proposal had been made three weeks previously. "He"s in love, you see!"
"There is sense in all things, my dear. He has only known you a month."
"Of course! But love at first sight----"
"I don"t believe in such a thing."
"Oh, Amy, what about Romeo and Juliet?"
"They are only things in a play. I don"t think Juliet was at all respectable, and if she had lived in London instead of Verona, I should never have allowed her to visit me. Mr. Montrose should have behaved himself properly."
"What do you call proper behaviour on his part?"
"Well, he should have spoken to me first!"
"Douglas"s idea of propriety differs from yours, Amy. He thought it was best to tell my father that he wished to marry me, before speaking to you."
"He could do no less," snapped Mrs. Barrast, still ruffled. "Has he written to Mr. Enistor?"
"Yes. Two days ago; but he has not yet received an answer. Nor have I, for I wrote to my father at the same time, asking him to consent to our engagement."
"Oh, he"ll consent quick enough--your father, that is," sniffed the little woman. "He owes me a great deal for bringing back that lost money to the family. If he is nice--I suppose he _is_ nice, though Julian doesn"t like him at all--I expect he"ll give me a bracelet, or a m.u.f.f-chain, or a----"
"Do you really mean that?" interrupted Alice, opening her eyes very wide.
"Of course! Why shouldn"t I mean what I say?"
"How rapacious you are, Amy."
"What a nasty word when I"m only sensible. What is the use of men if they don"t give us things?"
"Douglas will give you all you want, dear. After all, you brought us together."
This diplomatic remark cleared the air and banished the frown from Mrs.
Barrast"s small-featured face. "Of course I did. I saw that you two were meant for each other the moment you set eyes on one another. I advised you to get back your aunt"s money by marriage, didn"t I?"
"You certainly did," admitted Miss Enistor dryly, not thinking it necessary to explain that she loved Montrose for himself alone. "What you said has come true, Amy. Douglas desires to make me his wife, if my father consents."
"Oh, bother your father," cried Mrs. Barrast vigorously. "What does his consent matter when you have hooked a rich man?"
"Don"t be vulgar, Amy!" said Alice, wincing.
"And don"t be romantic. You can"t deceive me. Mr. Montrose is rich."
"I would marry him without a sixpence."
"So you will," rejoined Mrs. Barrast caustically. "He has the sixpence, remember. I am glad, dear: you have played your cards well. Frederick will be pleased. He likes Mr. Montrose immensely, and you a great deal."
"I am glad he does," said Alice soberly, "but don"t say anything until we hear from my father, Amy!"
It was with some difficulty that Miss Enistor induced the little woman to be silent, for Mrs. Barrast was so immensely pleased with what she took to be her own cleverness in bringing the matter to a favourable issue that she wanted to trumpet the news all over the place. There was no word now of impropriety or hasty wooing, for Alice let the b.u.t.terfly think that the match was quite of her own making, and the b.u.t.terfly spread sheltering wings over the happy pair. She did not tell Frederick, and as Frederick was wholly occupied with politics he did not see what was going on under his very nose. But with many mysterious becks and smiles and significant looks, the little woman managed to intimate that she was the fairy G.o.dmother of these particular lovers, whose romance was rapidly progressing towards fulfilment. Thus she made everything safe in a respectable way for Montrose to be constantly invited to dinner, and to be left alone with Alice more frequently than would have met with public approval had he not been courting. The young man"s grat.i.tude showed itself substantially and took the form of several pieces of jewellery, which the guardian angel was pleased to accept.
Everything went as merry as a marriage bell, pending the reply of Enistor to Montrose"s letter. That came four days after Alice had remonstrated with Mrs. Barrast for her shameless looting.
Mr. Enistor had written not only to Montrose but to his daughter with regard to the proposal, and when the two came together on this particular evening, they let one another know immediately that the fatal missives had been received. Luckily Mrs. Barrast, with a merry party, had gone to the Empire Music Hall and would not return until late.
Montrose, as usual, had provided the box, purposely having done so to rid himself of an inconvenient third. Frederick was at the House, so he could not interfere, and Douglas had Alice all to himself in the large drawing-room. Mrs. Barrast, for the sake of propriety, had made him promise to await her return and have supper. Therefore everything was nicely arranged, and when quite alone, the lovers sat together on the sofa and looked into one another"s eyes.
"Now," said Alice breathlessly, "the letters!"
"Not just yet," replied Montrose, taking her in his arms, "remember I have not seen you for forty-eight hours!"
"Oh, you foolish boy!"
Alice had some excuse for calling him so, although she liked the foolishness he displayed immensely. He dropped on his knees, holding her waist in his arms, and said all manner of delightful things, only interrupting his speeches to kiss her again and again and again. What he babbled need not be reported, as the talk of lovers, however pleasing to themselves, is extraordinarily silly when repeated to others. But the splendid glamour of love was over this pair, and what Douglas said sounded sublimely sensible to the girl, while the looks of Alice were those of a G.o.ddess to her adorer. Yet Montrose was a common-sense young man, and Miss Enistor only a tolerably pretty girl. The misleading pa.s.sion of love excused each regarding the other as a divinity. They certainly did so and were as foolishly happy as Antony and Cleopatra were in their day of power. And like those famous lovers they would have regarded the world as well lost for love.
"But really!" cried Alice at last, recovering her reason first, which was natural since she was a woman, "we must be sensible."
"I think we are very sensible indeed."
"Other people would not think so."
"Why trouble about other people?" replied Montrose, reluctantly getting on his feet. "There are no other people. You and I are alone in the world."
"Indeed, I think we shall be unless my father consents," sighed Miss Enistor. "Not that there will be any loneliness with you beside me," she added.
"Darling!" Then another kiss and embrace before settling down to more prosaic conversation. "Tell me, dear, what does he say to you?"
"Much the same as he writes to you, Douglas, I expect." Alice took the letter from her pocket. "He is not angry as I expected he would be, and says nothing about Don Pablo. All he desires--so he says--is my happiness, and if he approves of you he is quite willing that we should marry."