These were very practical plants, Bink abruptly realized. Their spells compelled pa.s.sing animals to deposit nutritious fluids and solids on the soil, greatly promoting plant growth. Fertilizer magic!
Farther along, one animal neither fled their approach nor acted hostile. This was a knee-high, snuffling quadruped with a greatly extended snout. Trent drew his sword as it ambled toward them, but Fanchon stopped him. "I recognize that one," she said. "It"s a magic-sniffer."
"It smells by magic?" Bink asked.
"It smells magic," she said. "We used to use one on my folks" farm, to sniff out magic herbs and things. The stronger the magic, the more it reacts. But it"s harmless."
"What does it feed on"" Trent asked, keeping his hand on his sword.
"Magic berries. Other magic doesn"t seem to affect it one way or the other; it is just curious. It doesn"t differentiate by type of spell, just intensity."
They stood and watched. Fanchon was nearest to the sniffer, so it approached her first. It snorted, making a flutelike sound. "See, I have some magic; it likes me," she said.
What magic? Bink wondered. She had never shown any talent, and never actually told him what she could do. There was still too much he did not know about her.
Satisfied, the sniffer moved on to Trent. This time its reaction was much stronger; it danced around, emitting a medley of notes. "Sure enough," Trent said, with a certain justified pride. "It knows a Magician when it smells one."
Then it came to Bink--and frisked almost as much as it had for Trent. "So much for perception," Bink said, laughing with embarra.s.sment.
But Trent did not laugh. "It believes you are almost as strong a magician as I am," he said, his fingers tapping his sword with unconscious significance. Then he caught himself, and seemed to be at ease again.
"I wish I were," Bink said. "But I was banished for lack of magic." Yet the Magician Humfrey had told him he had very strong magic that could not be brought out. Now his curiosity and frustration were increased by this happenstance. What kind of a talent could he have that hid itself so determinedly, or was it hidden by some outside spell?
They trudged on. They cut poles with which to poke the ground ahead for invisible barriers and pitfalls and other suspiciously unsuspect aspects of the wild. This made progress slow--but they dared not hurry. Actually, they had no reason to hurry; their only purposes were concealment and survival.
Food turned out to be no problem. They did not trust the various fruit and candy trees they saw; some might be magic, and serve the interests of their hosts rather than the interests of the consumers, though they looked similar to crop trees. But Trent merely turned a hostile thistle tree into a luxuriant multifruit tree, and they feasted on apples, pears, bananas, blackberries, and tomatoes. It reminded Bink how great was the power of a true Magician, for Trent"s talent really embraced that of food conjuration as a mere subtalent. Properly exploited, the reach of his magic was enormous.
But they were still heading into the wilderness, not out of it. Illusions became bolder, more persistent, and harder to penetrate. There were more sounds, louder, more ominous. Now and then the ground shuddered, and there were great not-too-distant bellowings. Trees leaned toward them, leaves twitching.
"I think," Fanchon said, "we have not begun to appreciate the potency of this forest. Its whole innocuous permeability may have been merely to encourage us to get more deeply in."
Bink, looking nervously about, agreed. "We picked the safest-seeming route. Maybe that"s where we went wrong. We should have taken the most threatening one."
"And gotten consumed by a tangle tree," Fanchon said.
"Let"s try going back," Bink suggested. Seeing their doubt, he added: "Just to test."
They tried it. Almost immediately the forest darkened and tightened. More trees appeared, blocking the way they had come; were they illusions, or had they been invisible before? Bink was reminded of the one-way path he had walked from the Good Magician"s castle, but this was more ominous. These were not nice trees; they were gnarled colossi bearing thorns and twitching vines. Branches crisscrossed one another, leaves sprouting to form new barriers even as the trio watched. Thunder rumbled in the distance.
"No doubt about it," Trent said. "We failed to see the forest for the trees. I could transform any in our direct path, but if some started firing thorns at us we would be in trouble regardless."
"Even if we wanted to go that way," Fanchon said, looking west. "We"d never have time to retrace it all through that resistance. Not before night."
Night--that was the worst time for hostile magic. "But the alternative is to go the way it wants us to go," Bink said, alarmed. "That may be easy now, but it surely is not our best choice."
"Perhaps the wilderness does not know us well enough," Trent said with a grim smile. "I do feel competent to handle most threats, so long as someone watches behind me and stands guard as I sleep."
Bink thought of the Magician"s powers of magic and swordplay, and had to agree. The forest might be one giant spider web--but that spider might become a gnat, unexpectedly. "Maybe we should gamble that we can handle it," Bink said. "At least we"ll find out what it is." For the first time, he was glad to have the Evil Magician along.
"Yes, there is always that," Fanchon agreed sourly.
Now that they had made the decision, progress became easier. The threatenings of the forest remained, but they a.s.sumed the aspect of background warnings. As dusk came, the way opened out into a clearing, within which stood an old, run-down stone fortress.
"Oh, no!" Fanchon exclaimed. "Not a haunted castle!"
Thunder cracked behind them. A chill wind came up, cutting through their tunics. Bink shivered. "I think we spend the night there--or in the rain," he said. "Could you transform it into a harmless cottage?"
"My talent applies only to living things," Trent said. "That excludes buildings---and storms."
Glowing eyes appeared in the forest behind them. "If those things rush us," Fanchon said, "you could only transform a couple before they were on us, since you can"t zap them from a distance."
"And not at night," Trent said. "Remember--I have to see my subject, too. All things considered, I think we had better oblige the local powers that be and enter the castle. Carefully--and once inside, we should sleep in shifts. It is likely to be a difficult night."
Bink shuddered. The last place he wanted to spend the night was there---but he realized they had come far too deeply into the trap to extricate themselves readily. There was powerful magic here, the magic of an entire region. Too much to fight directly--now.
So they yielded, goaded by the looming storm. The ramparts were tall, but covered by moss and clinging vines. The drawbridge was down, its once-stout timbers rotting in place. Yet there was an ancient, lingering, rugged magnificence about it. "This castle has style," Trent observed.
They tapped the planks, locating a reasonably solid section on which to cross. The moat was overgrown with weeds, and its water was stagnant. "Shame to see a good castle get run down," Trent said. "It is obviously deserted, and has been for decades."
"Or centuries," Bink added.
"Why would a forest herd us into a derelict castle?" Fanchon asked. "Even if something really horrible lurks here--what would our deaths profit the forest? We were only pa.s.sing through--and we would make it much faster if the forest just left us alone. We intend it no harm."
"There is always a rationale," Trent said. "Magic does not focus without purpose."
They approached the front portcullis as the storm broke. That encouraged them to step inside, though the interior was almost black.
"Maybe we can find a torch," Fanchon said. "Feel along the walls. Usually a castle will have something near the entrance--"
Crash! The raised portcullis, which they had a.s.sumed was corroded in place, crashed down behind them. The iron bars were far too heavy to lift; the three were trapped inside. "The jaws close," Trent remarked, not seeming perturbed. But Bink could see that his sword was in his hand.
Fanchon made a half-m.u.f.fled scream, clutching at Bink"s arm. He looked ahead and saw a ghost. There was no question about it: the thing was a humped white sheet with dead-black eyeholes. It made a mouthless moan.
Trent"s sword whistled as he stepped forward. The blade sliced through the sheet--with no visible effect. The ghost floated away through a wall.
"This castle is haunted, no question," Trent said matter-of-factly.
"If you believed that, you wouldn"t be so calm," Fanchon said accusingly.
"On the contrary. It is physical menaces I fear," Trent replied. "The thing to remember about ghosts is that they have no concrete manifestation, and lack also the ability of shades to animate living creatures. Therefore they cannot directly affect ordinary people. They act only through the fear they inspire---so it is merely necessary to have no fear. In addition, this particular ghost was as surprised to see us as we were to see it. It was probably merely investigating the fall of the portcullis. It certainly meant no harm."
It was obvious that Trent was not afraid. He had not used his sword in panic, but to verify that it was a genuine ghost he faced. This was courage of a type Bink had never had; he was shivering with fear and reaction.
Fanchon had better control, now that her initial scream was out. "We could fall into quite physical pits or set off more b.o.o.bytraps if we tried to explore this place in the dark. We"re sheltered from the rain here--why don"t we sleep right here in shifts until morning?"
"You have marvelous common sense, my dear," Trent said. "Shall we draw straws for first watch?"
"I"ll take it," Bink said. "I"m too scared to sleep anyway."
"So am I," Fanchon said, and Bink felt warm grat.i.tude for her admission. "I have not yet become blase about ghosts."
"There is not enough evil in you," Trent said, chuckling. "Very well; I shall be first to sleep." He moved, and Bink felt something cool touch his hand. "Do you take my sword, Bink, and run it through whatever manifests. If it has no impact, relax, for it is a true ghost; if it contacts anything material, that threat will no doubt be abated by the thrust. Only take care"--and Bink heard the smile in his voice--"that you do not strike the wrong subject."
Bink found himself holding the heavy sword, amazed. "I--"
"Do not be concerned about your inexperience with the weapon; a straight, bold thrust will have authority regardless," Trent continued rea.s.suringly. "When your watch is done, pa.s.s the blade on to the lady. When she is done, I will take my turn, being by then well rested." Bink heard him lie down. "Remember," the Magician"s voice came from the floor. "My talent is void in the dark, since I cannot see my subject. So do not wake me unnecessarily. We depend on your alertness and judgment." He said no more.
Fanchon found Bink"s free arm. "Let me get behind you," she said. "I don"t want you running me through by accident."
Bink was glad for her closeness. He stood peering about, sword in one sweaty hand, staff in the other, unable to penetrate the dark. The sound of the rain outside became loud; then he made out Trent"s gentle snoring.
"Bink?" Fanchon said at last.
"Um."
"What kind of a man would give his enemy his sword and go to sleep?"
That question had been bothering Bink. He had no satisfactory answer. "A man with iron nerve," he said at last, knowing that that could only be part of it.
"A man who extends such trust," she said thoughtfully, "must expect to receive it."
"Well, if we"re trustworthy and he isn"t, he knows he can trust us."
"It doesn"t work that way, Bink. It is the untrustworthy man who distrusts others, because he judges them by himself. I don"t see how a doc.u.mented liar and villain and schemer for the throne like the Evil Magician can be this way."
"Maybe he"s not the historical Trent, but someone else, an imposter----"
"An imposter would still be a liar. But we"ve seen his power. Magic is never twice the same; he has to be Trent the Transformer."
"Yet something is wrong."
"Yes. Something is right; that"s what"s wrong. He trusts us, and he shouldn"t. You could run him through right now, while he sleeps; even if you didn"t kill him with the first thrust, he could not transform you in the dark."
"I wouldn"t do that!" Bink exclaimed, horrified.
"Precisely. You have honor. So do I. It is hard to avoid the conclusion that so does he. Yet we know he is the Evil Magician."
"He must have spoken the truth before," Bink decided. "He can"t make it through the wilderness alone, and he figures he"ll need help to get out of this haunted castle in one piece, and he knows we can"t get out alive either, so we"re all on the same side and won"t hurt each other. So he"s serious about the truce."
"But what about when we get out of all this and the truce ends?"
Bink didn"t answer. With that they were silent. But his troubled thoughts continued. If they survived the night in this dread castle, they could probably survive the day. In the morning Trent might figure the truce was over. Bink and Fanchon could guard the Magician through the night; then in the morning Trent could slay them both while they slept. If Trent had taken the first watch, he could not have done that, because he would have to slay the people who would protect him for the remainder of the evening. So it made sense to take the last watch.
No. He was not ready to believe that. Bink himself had chosen the first watch. He had to have faith in the sanct.i.ty of the truce. If that faith was misplaced, then he was lost--but he would rather lose that way than to win through dishonor. That decision gave him comfort.
Bink saw no more ghosts that night. At last he gave the sword to Fanchon. To his surprise, he managed to sleep.
He woke at dawn. Fanchon was asleep beside him, looking less ugly than he recalled--in fact, not really homely at all. He certainly was acclimatizing. Would it ever come to the point where Trent seemed n.o.ble and Fanchon beautiful?
"Good," Trent said. He was wearing his sword again. "Now that you can look out for her, I"ll have a look around the premises." He walked on down the dim hall.
They had survived the night. Bink wasn"t sure in retrospect whether he had been more worried about the ghosts or the Magician. He still lacked comprehension of the motives of either.
And Fanchon--as the light brightened, he was sure her appearance had improved. She could hardly be called lovely, but she certainly was not the ugly girl he had perceived when he met her four days ago. In fact, she now reminded him of someone-- "Dee!" he exclaimed.
She woke. "Yes?"
Her response amazed him as much as the vague resemblance. He had called her Dee--but Dee was elsewhere in Xanth. Why, then, had she answered to that name as if it were her own? "I--I just thought you--"
She sat up. "You"re right, of course, Bink. I knew I couldn"t conceal it much longer."
"You mean you actually are ... ?"
"I am Chameleon," she said.
Now he was totally confused. "That was only a code word we used, to alert--" And an omen ...
"I am Fanchon-ugly," she said. "And Dee-average. And Wynne-beautiful. I change a little every day, completing the circle in the course of a month. A lunar month. It"s the female cycle, you know."
Now he remembered how Dee too had reminded him of someone. "But Wynne was stupid! You--"
"My intelligence varies inversely," she explained. "That is the other facet of my curse. I range from ugly intelligence to lovely idiocy. I"ve been looking for a spell to turn me normal."
"A spell for Chameleon," he said musingly. What an astonishing enchantment. Yet it had to be true, for he had almost caught the similarity when he met Dee, so close to where he had lost Wynne, and now he had seen Fanchon change day by day. Chameleon--she had no magic talent; she was magic, like the centaurs or dragons. "But why did you follow me into exile?"
"Magic doesn"t work outside Xanth. Humfrey told me I would gradually center on my normal state if I went to Mundania. I would be Dee, permanently completely average. That seemed my best choice."
"But you said you followed me."
"I did. You were kind to Wynne. My mind may change, but my memory doesn"t. You saved her from the Gap dragon at great peril to yourself, and you didn"t take advantage of her when she---you know." Bink remembered the beautiful girl"s willingness to disrobe. She had been too stupid to think through the likely consequence of her offer--but Dee and Fanchon, later, would have understood. "And now I know you tried to help Dee, also. She---I shouldn"t have cut you off then--but we weren"t as smart then as later. And we didn"t know you as well. You--" She broke off. "It doesn"t matter."
But it did matter! She was not one but three of the girls he had known--and one of those was excruciatingly beautiful. But also stupid. How should he react to this--this chameleon?
The concept of the chameleon, again--the magic lizard that changed its color and shape at will, mimicking other creatures. If only he could forget that omen---or be sure he understood it. He was sure this Chameleon meant him no harm, but she might in fact be the death of him. Her magic was involuntary, but it dominated her life. She had a problem, certainly---and so did he.
So she had learned that he was to be exiled for lack of magic and made her decision. Dee without magic, Bink without magic----two ordinary people with a common memory of the land of magic--perhaps the only thing to sustain them in drear Mundania. No doubt her smart phase had figured that out. What an apt couple they could make, these two demagicked souls. So she had acted--but had had no way of knowing about the ambush set by the Evil Magician.
It had been a good notion. Bink liked Dee. She was not so ugly as to turn him off, and not so lovely as to excite his distrust after his experiences with Sabrina and the Sorceress Iris--what was the mater with beautiful women, that they could not be constant?--but also not so stupid as to make it pointless. Just a reasonable compromise, an average girl he could have loved--especially in Mundania.
But now they were back in Xanth, and her curse was in force. She was not simple Dee, but complex Chameleon, swinging from extreme to extreme, when all he wanted was the average.
"I"m not so stupid yet that I can"t figure out what"s going through your mind," she said. "I"m better off in Mundania."
Bink could not deny it. Now he almost wished it had worked out that way. To have settled down with Dee, raised a family--that could have been its own special brand of magic.
There was a crash. Both reacted, orienting on the sound. It had come from somewhere above.
"Trent"s in trouble!" Bink said. He started down the hall, carrying his Staff. "Must be stairs somewhere----" Behind his immediate consciousness he realized that this reaction indicated a fundamental change in his att.i.tude toward the Magician. That night with the sword and the sleeping man--if evil was as evil did, Trent could not be very evil. Trust compelled trust. Maybe the Magician was only trying to manipulate Bink"s att.i.tude; regardless, that att.i.tude had suffered a fundamental erosion.