The clerk on duty came in.
"What is it?"
"Sidor is here from Goloplek."
"Oh! ask him in. Wait a bit, wait a bit.... First go and look whether the strange gentleman"s still asleep, or whether he has waked up."
The clerk on duty came cautiously into my room. I laid my head on my game-bag, which served me as a pillow, and closed my eyes.
"He"s asleep," whispered the clerk on duty, returning to the counting- house.
The fat man muttered something.
"Well, send Sidor in," he said at last.
I got up again. A peasant of about thirty, of huge stature, came in--a red-cheeked, vigorous-looking fellow, with brown hair, and a short curly beard. He crossed himself, praying to the holy image, bowed to the head-clerk, held his hat before him in both hands, and stood erect.
"Good day, Sidor," said the fat man, tapping with the reckoning beads.
"Good-day to you, Nikolai Eremyitch."
"Well, what are the roads like?"
"Pretty fair, Nikolai Eremyitch. A bit muddy." (The peasant spoke slowly and not loud.)
"Wife quite well?"
"She"s all right!"
The peasant gave a sigh and shifted one leg forward. Nikolai Eremyitch put his pen behind his ear, and blew his nose.
"Well, what have you come about?" he proceeded to inquire, putting his check handkerchief into his pocket.
"Why, they do say, Nikolai Eremyitch, they"re asking for carpenters from us."
"Well, aren"t there any among you, hey?"
"To be sure there are, Nikolai Eremyitch; our place is right in the woods; our earnings are all from the wood, to be sure. But it"s the busy time, Nikolai Eremyitch. Where"s the time to come from?"
"The time to come from! Busy time! I dare say, you"re so eager to work for outsiders, and don"t care to work for your mistress.... It"s all the same!"
"The work"s all the same, certainly, Nikolai Eremyitch ... but...."
"Well?"
"The pay"s ... very...."
"What next! You"ve been spoiled; that"s what it is. Get along with you!"
"And what"s more, Nikolai Eremyitch, there"ll be only a week"s work, but they"ll keep us hanging on a month. One time there"s not material enough, and another time they"ll send us into the garden to weed the path."
"What of it? Our lady herself is pleased to give the order, so it"s useless you and me talking about it."
Sidor was silent; he began shifting from one leg to the other.
Nikolai Eremyitch put his head on one side, and began busily playing with the reckoning beads.
"Our ... peasants ... Nikolai Eremyitch...." Sidor began at last, hesitating over each word; "sent word to your honour ... there is ...
see here...." (He thrust his big hand into the bosom of his coat, and began to pull out a folded linen kerchief with a red border.)
"What are you thinking of? Goodness, idiot, are you out of your senses?" the fat man interposed hurriedly. "Go on; go to my cottage,"
he continued, almost shoving the bewildered peasant out; "ask for my wife there ... she"ll give you some tea; I"ll be round directly; go on.
For goodness" sake, I tell you, go on."
Sidor went away.
"Ugh!... what a bear!" the head clerk muttered after him, shaking his head, and set to work again on his reckoning frame.
Suddenly shouts of "Kuprya! Kuprya! there"s no knocking down Kuprya!"
were heard in the street and on the steps, and a little later there came into the counting-house a small man of sickly appearance, with an extraordinarily long nose and large staring eyes, who carried himself with a great air of superiority. He was dressed in a ragged little old surtout, with a plush collar and diminutive b.u.t.tons. He carried a bundle of firewood on his shoulder. Five house-serfs were crowding round him, all shouting, "Kuprya! there"s no suppressing Kuprya!
Kuprya"s been turned stoker; Kuprya"s turned a stoker!" But the man in the coat with the plush collar did not pay the slightest attention to the uproar made by his companions, and was not in the least out of countenance. With measured steps he went up to the stove, flung down his load, straightened himself, took out of his tail-pocket a snuff- box, and with round eyes began helping himself to a pinch of dry trefoil mixed with ashes. At the entrance of this noisy party the fat man had at first knitted his brows and risen from his seat, but, seeing what it was, he smiled, and only told them not to shout. "There"s a sportsman," said he, "asleep in the next room." "What sort of sportsman?" two of them asked with one voice.
"A gentleman."
"Ah!"
"Let them make a row," said the man with the plush collar, waving his arms; "what do I care, so long as they don"t touch me? They"ve turned me into a stoker...."
"A stoker! a stoker!" the others put in gleefully.
"It"s the mistress"s orders," he went on, with a shrug of his shoulders; "but just you wait a bit ... they"ll turn you into swineherds yet. But I"ve been a tailor, and a good tailor too, learnt my trade in the best house in Moscow, and worked for generals ... and n.o.body can take that from me. And what have you to boast of?... What?
you"re a pack of idlers, not worth your salt; that"s what you are! Turn me off! I shan"t die of hunger; I shall be all right; give me a pa.s.sport. I"d send a good rent home, and satisfy the masters. But what would you do? You"d die off like flies, that"s what you"d do!"
"That"s a nice lie!" interposed a pock-marked lad with white eyelashes, a red cravat, and ragged elbows. "You went off with a pa.s.sport sharp enough, but never a halfpenny of rent did the masters see from you, and you never earned a farthing for yourself, you just managed to crawl home again and you"ve never had a new rag on you since."
"Ah, well, what could one do! Konstantin Narkizitch," responded Kuprya; "a man falls in love--a man"s ruined and done for! You go through what I have, Konstantin Narkizitch, before you blame me!"
"And you picked out a nice one to fall in love with!--a regular fright."
"No, you must not say that, Konstantin Narkizitch."
"Who"s going to believe that? I"ve seen her, you know; I saw her with my own eyes last year in Moscow."
"Last year she had gone off a little certainly," observed Kuprya.
"No, gentlemen, I tell you what," a tall, thin man, with a face spotted with pimples, a valet probably, from his frizzed and pomatumed head, remarked in a careless and disdainful voice; "let Kuprya Afanasyitch sing us his song. Come on, now; begin, Kuprya Afanasyitch.
"Yes! yes!" put in the others. "Hoorah for Alexandra! That"s one for Kuprya; "pon my soul ... Sing away, Kuprya!... You"re a regular brick, Alexandra!" (Serfs often use feminine terminations in referring to a man as an expression of endearment.) "Sing away!"