"What nonsense!" answered Mardary Apollonitch; "Mishka! Yushka! vodka for the father!"
Yushka, a tall, thin old man of eighty, came in with a gla.s.s of vodka on a dark-coloured tray, with a few patches of flesh-colour on it, all that was left of the original enamel.
The priest began to decline.
"Come, drink it up, father, no ceremony; it"s too bad of you," observed the landowner reproachfully.
The poor young man had to obey.
"There, now, father, you may go."
The priest took leave.
"There, there, that"ll do, get along with you...."
"A capital fellow," pursued Mardary Apollonitch, looking after him, "I like him very much; there"s only one thing--he"s young yet. But how are you, my dear sir?... What have you been doing? How are you? Let"s come out on to the balcony--such a lovely evening."
We went out on the balcony, sat down, and began to talk. Mardary Apollonitch glanced below, and suddenly fell into a state of tremendous excitement.
"Whose hens are those? whose hens are those?" he shouted: "Whose are those hens roaming about in the garden?... Whose are those hens? How many times I"ve forbidden it! How many times I"ve spoken about it!"
Yushka ran out.
"What disorder!" protested Mardary Apollonitch; "it"s horrible!"
The unlucky hens, two speckled and one white with a topknot, as I still remember, went on stalking tranquilly about under the apple-trees, occasionally giving vent to their feelings in a prolonged clucking, when suddenly Yushka, bareheaded and stick in hand, with three other house-serfs of mature years, flew at them simultaneously. Then the fun began. The hens clucked, flapped their wings, hopped, raised a deafening cackle; the house-serfs ran, tripping up and tumbling over; their master shouted from the balcony like one possessed: "Catch "em, catch "em, catch "em, catch "em, catch "em, catch "em, catch "em!"
At last one servant succeeded in catching the hen with the topknot, tumbling upon her, and at the very same moment a little girl of eleven, with dishevelled hair, and a dry branch in her hand, jumped over the garden-fence from the village street.
"Ah, we see now whose hens!" cried the landowner in triumph. "They"re Yermil, the coachman"s, hens! he"s sent his Natalka to chase them out.... He didn"t send his Parasha, no fear!" the landowner added in a low voice with a significant sn.i.g.g.e.r. "Hey, Yushka! let the hens alone; catch Natalka for me."
But before the panting Yushka had time to reach the terrified little girl the house-keeper suddenly appeared, s.n.a.t.c.hed her by the arm, and slapped her several times on the back....
"That"s it! that"s it!" cried the master, "tut-tut-tut!... And carry off the hens, Avdotya," he added in a loud voice, and he turned with a beaming face to me; "that was a fine chase, my dear sir, hey?--I"m in a regular perspiration: look."
And Mardary Apollonitch went off into a series of chuckles.
We remained on the balcony. The evening was really exceptionally fine.
Tea was served us.
"Tell me," I began, "Mardary Apollonitch: are those your peasants"
huts, out there on the highroad, above the ravine?"
"Yes ... why do you ask?"
"I wonder at you, Mardary Apollonitch? It"s really sinful. The huts allotted to the peasants there are wretched cramped little hovels; there isn"t a tree to be seen near them; there"s not a pond even; there"s only one well, and that"s no good. Could you really find no other place to settle them?... And they say you"re taking away the old hemp-grounds, too?"
"And what is one to do with this new division of the lands?" Mardary Apollonitch made answer. "Do you know I"ve this re-division quite on my mind, and I foresee no sort of good from it. And as for my having taken away the hemp-ground, and their not having dug any ponds, or what not-- as to that, my dear sir, I know my own business. I"m a plain man--I go on the old system. To my ideas, when a man"s master--he"s master; and when he"s peasant--he"s peasant. ... That"s what I think about it."
To an argument so clear and convincing there was of course no answer.
"And besides," he went on, "those peasants are a wretched lot; they"re in disgrace. Particularly two families there; why, my late father--G.o.d rest his soul--couldn"t bear them; positively couldn"t bear them. And you know my precept is: where the father"s a thief, the son"s a thief; say what you like.... Blood, blood--oh, that"s the great thing!"
Meanwhile there was a perfect stillness in the air. Only rarely there came a gust of wind, which, as it sank for the last time near the house, brought to our ears the sound of rhythmically repeated blows, seeming to come from the stable. Mardary Apollonitch was in the act of lifting a saucer full of tea to his lips, and was just inflating his nostrils to sniff its fragrance--no true-born Russian, as we all know, can drink his tea without this preliminary--but he stopped short, listened, nodded his head, sipped his tea, and laying the saucer on the table, with the most good-natured smile imaginable, he murmured as though involuntarily accompanying the blows: "Tchuki-tchuki-tchuk!
Tchuki-tchuk!"
"What is it?" I asked puzzled. "Oh, by my order, they"re punishing a scamp of a fellow.... Do you happen to remember Vasya, who waits at the sideboard?"
"Which Vasya?"
"Why, that waited on us at dinner just now. He with the long whiskers."
The fiercest indignation could not have stood against the clear mild gaze of Mardary Apollonitch.
"What are you after, young man? what is it?" he said, shaking his head.
"Am I a criminal or something, that you stare at me like that? "Whom he loveth he chasteneth"; you know that."
A quarter of an hour later I had taken leave of Mardary Apollonitch. As I was driving through the village I caught sight of Vasya. He was walking down the village street, cracking nuts. I told the coachman to stop the horses and called him up.
"Well, my boy, so they"ve been punishing you to-day?" I said to him.
"How did you know?" answered Vasya.
"Your master told me."
"The master himself?"
"What did he order you to be punished for?"
"Oh, I deserved it, father; I deserved it. They don"t punish for trifles among us; that"s not the way with us--no, no. Our master"s not like that; our master ... you won"t find another master like him in all the province."
"Drive on!" I said to the coachman." There you have it, old Russia!" I mused on my homeward way.
XIV
LEBEDYAN
One of the princ.i.p.al advantages of hunting, my dear readers, consists in its forcing you to be constantly moving from place to place, which is highly agreeable for a man of no occupation. It is true that sometimes, especially in wet weather, it"s not over pleasant to roam over by-roads, to cut "across country," to stop every peasant you meet with the question, "Hey! my good man! how are we to get to Mordovka?"
and at Mordovka to try to extract from a half-witted peasant woman (the working population are all in the fields) whether it is far to an inn on the high-road, and how to get to it--and then when you have gone on eight miles farther, instead of an inn, to come upon the deserted village of Hudobubnova, to the great amazement of a whole herd of pigs, who have been wallowing up to their ears in the black mud in the middle of the village street, without the slightest antic.i.p.ation of ever being disturbed. There is no great joy either in having to cross planks that dance under your feet; to drop down into ravines; to wade across boggy streams: it is not over-pleasant to tramp twenty-four hours on end through the sea of green that covers the highroads or (which G.o.d forbid!) stay for hours stuck in the mud before a striped milestone with the figures 22 on one side and 23 on the other; it is not wholly pleasant to live for weeks together on eggs, milk, and the rye-bread patriots affect to be so fond of.... But there is ample compensation for all these inconveniences and discomforts in pleasures and advantages of another sort. Let us come, though, to our story.
After all I have said above, there is no need to explain to the reader how I happened five years ago to be at Lebedyan just in the very thick of the horse-fair. We sportsmen may often set off on a fine morning from our more or less ancestral roof, in the full intention of returning there the following evening, and little by little, still in pursuit of snipe, may get at last to the blessed banks of Petchora.
Besides, every lover of the gun and the dog is a pa.s.sionate admirer of the n.o.blest animal in the world, the horse. And so I turned up at Lebedyan, stopped at the hotel, changed my clothes, and went out to the fair. (The waiter, a thin lanky youth of twenty, had already informed me in a sweet nasal tenor that his Excellency Prince N----, who purchases the chargers of the--regiment, was staying at their house; that many other gentlemen had arrived; that some gypsies were to sing in the evenings, and there was to be a performance of _Pan Tvardovsky_ at the theatre; that the horses were fetching good prices; and that there was a fine show of them.)
In the market square there were endless rows of carts drawn up, and behind the carts, horses of every possible kind: racers, stud-horses, dray horses, cart-horses, posting-hacks, and simple peasants" nags.
Some fat and sleek, a.s.sorted by colours, covered with striped horse- cloths, and tied up short to high racks, turned furtive glances backward at the too familiar whips of their owners, the horse-dealers; private owners" horses, sent by n.o.blemen of the steppes a hundred or two hundred miles away, in charge of some decrepit old coachman and two or three headstrong stable-boys, shook their long necks, stamped with ennui, and gnawed at the fences; roan horses, from Vyatka, huddled close to one another; race-horses, dapple-grey, raven, and sorrel, with large hindquarters, flowing tails, and s.h.a.ggy legs, stood in majestic immobility like lions. Connoisseurs stopped respectfully before them.