The avenues formed by the rows of carts were thronged with people of every cla.s.s, age, and appearance; horse-dealers in long blue coats and high caps, with sly faces, were on the look-out for purchasers; gypsies, with staring eyes and curly heads, strolled up and down, like uneasy spirits, looking into the horses" mouths, lifting up a hoof or a tail, shouting, swearing, acting as go-betweens, casting lots, or hanging about some army horse-contracter in a foraging-cap and military cloak, with beaver collar. A stalwart Cossack rode up and down on a lanky gelding with the neck of a stag, offering it for sale "in one lot," that is, saddle, bridle, and all. Peasants, in sheepskins torn at the arm-pits, were forcing their way despairingly through the crowd, or packing themselves by dozens into a cart harnessed to a horse, which was to be "put to the test," or somewhere on one side, with the aid of a wily gypsy, they were bargaining till they were exhausted, clasping each other"s hands a hundred times over, each still sticking to his price, while the subject of their dispute, a wretched little jade covered with a shrunken mat, was blinking quite unmoved, as though it was no concern of hers.... And, after all, what difference did it make to her who was to have the beating of her? Broad-browed landowners, with dyed moustaches and an expression of dignity on their faces, in Polish hats and cotton overcoats pulled half-on, were talking condescendingly with fat merchants in felt hats and green gloves.
Officers of different regiments were crowding everywhere; an extraordinarily lanky cuira.s.sier of German extraction was languidly inquiring of a lame horse-dealer "what he expected to get for that chestnut." A fair-haired young hussar, a boy of nineteen, was choosing a trace-horse to match a lean carriage-horse; a post-boy in a low- crowned hat, with a peac.o.c.k"s feather twisted round it, in a brown coat and long leather gloves tied round the arm with narrow, greenish bands, was looking for a shaft-horse. Coachmen were plaiting the horses"
tails, wetting their manes, and giving respectful advice to their masters. Those who had completed a stroke of business were hurrying to hotel or to tavern, according to their cla.s.s.... And all the crowd were moving, shouting, bustling, quarrelling and making it up again, swearing and laughing, all up to their knees in the mud. I wanted to buy a set of three horses for my covered trap; mine had begun to show signs of breaking down. I had found two, but had not yet succeeded in picking up a third. After a hotel dinner, which I cannot bring myself to describe (even Aeneas had discovered how painful it is to dwell on sorrows past), I repaired to a _cafe_ so-called, which was the evening resort of the purchasers of cavalry mounts, horse-breeders, and other persons. In the billiard-room, which was plunged in grey floods of tobacco smoke, there were about twenty men. Here were free-and-easy young landowners in embroidered jackets and grey trousers, with long curling hair and little waxed moustaches, staring about them with gentlemanly insolence; other n.o.blemen in Cossack dress, with extraordinarily short necks, and eyes lost in layers of fat, were snorting with distressing distinctness; merchants sat a little apart on the _qui-vive_, as it is called; officers were chatting freely among themselves. At the billiard-table was Prince N----a young man of two- and-twenty, with a lively and rather contemptuous face, in a coat hanging open, a red silk shirt, and loose velvet pantaloons; he was playing with the ex-lieutenant, Viktor Hlopakov.
The ex-lieutenant, Viktor Hlopakov, a little, thinnish, dark man of thirty, with black hair, brown eyes, and a thick snub nose, is a diligent frequenter of elections and horse-fairs. He walks with a skip and a hop, waves his fat hands with a jovial swagger, c.o.c.ks his cap on one side, and tucks up the sleeves of his military coat, showing the blue-black cotton lining. Mr. Hlopakov knows how to gain the favour of rich scapegraces from Petersburg; smokes, drinks, and plays cards with them; calls them by their Christian names. What they find to like in him it is rather hard to comprehend. He is not clever; he is not amusing; he is not even a buffoon. It is true they treat him with friendly casualness, as a good-natured fellow, but rather a fool; they chum with him for two or three weeks, and then all of a sudden do not recognise him in the street, and he on his side, too, does not recognise them. The chief peculiarity of Lieutenant Hlopakov consists in his continually for a year, sometimes two at a time, using in season and out of season one expression, which, though not in the least humorous, for some reason or other makes everyone laugh. Eight years ago he used on every occasion to say, ""Umble respecks and duty," and his patrons of that date used always to fall into fits of laughter and make him repeat ""Umble respecks and duty"; then he began to adopt a more complicated expression: "No, that"s too, too k"essk"say," and with the same brilliant success; two years later he had invented a fresh saying: "_Ne voo_ excite _voo_self _pa_, man of sin, sewn in a sheepskin," and so on. And strange to say! these, as you see, not overwhelmingly witty phrases, keep him in food and drink and clothes.
(He has run through his property ages ago, and lives solely upon his friends.) There is, observe, absolutely no other attraction about him; he can, it is true, smoke a hundred pipes of Zhukov tobacco in a day, and when he plays billiards, throws his right leg higher than his head, and while taking aim shakes his cue affectedly; but, after all, not everyone has a fancy for these accomplishments. He can drink, too ...
but in Russia it is hard to gain distinction as a drinker. In short, his success is a complete riddle to me.... There is one thing, perhaps; he is discreet; he has no taste for washing dirty linen away from home, never speaks a word against anyone.
"Well," I thought, on seeing Hlopakov, "I wonder what his catchword is now?"
The prince hit the white.
"Thirty love," whined a consumptive marker, with a dark face and blue rings under his eyes.
The prince sent the yellow with a crash into the farthest pocket.
"Ah!" a stoutish merchant, sitting in the corner at a tottering little one-legged table, boomed approvingly from the depths of his chest, and immediately was overcome by confusion at his own presumption. But luckily no one noticed him. He drew a long breath, and stroked his beard.
"Thirty-six love!" the marker shouted in a nasal voice.
"Well, what do you say to that, old man?" the prince asked Hlopakov.
"What! rrrrakaliooon, of course, simply rrrrakaliooooon!"
The prince roared with laughter.
"What? what? Say it again."
"Rrrrrakaliooon!" repeated the ex-lieutenant complacently.
"So that"s the catchword!" thought I.
The prince sent the red into the pocket.
"Oh! that"s not the way, prince, that"s not the way," lisped a fair- haired young officer with red eyes, a tiny nose, and a babyish, sleepy face. "You shouldn"t play like that ... you ought ... not that way!"
"Eh?" the prince queried over his shoulder.
"You ought to have done it ... in a triplet."
"Oh, really?" muttered the prince.
"What do you say, prince? Shall we go this evening to hear the gypsies?" the young man hurriedly went on in confusion. "Styoshka will sing ... Ilyushka...."
The prince vouchsafed no reply.
"Rrrrrakaliooon, old boy," said Hlopakov, with a sly wink of his left eye.
And the prince exploded.
"Thirty-nine to love," sang out the marker.
"Love ... just look, I"ll do the trick with that yellow." ... Hlopakov, fidgeting his cue in his hand, took aim, and missed.
"Eh, rrrakalioon," he cried with vexation.
The prince laughed again.
"What, what, what?"
"Your honour made a miss," observed the marker. "Allow me to chalk the cue.... Forty love."
"Yes, gentlemen," said the prince, addressing the whole company, and not looking at any one in particular; "you know, Verzhembitskaya must be called before the curtain to-night."
"To be sure, to be sure, of course," several voices cried in rivalry, amazingly flattered at the chance of answering the prince"s speech; "Verzhembitskaya, to be sure...."
"Verzhembitskaya"s an excellent actress, far superior to Sopnyakova,"
whined an ugly little man in the corner with moustaches and spectacles.
Luckless wretch! he was secretly sighing at Sopnyakova"s feet, and the prince did not even vouchsafe him a look.
"Wai-ter, hey, a pipe!" a tall gentleman, with regular features and a most majestic manner--in fact, with all the external symptoms of a card-sharper--muttered into his cravat.
A waiter ran for a pipe, and when he came back, announced to his excellency that the groom Baklaga was asking for him.
"Ah! tell him to wait a minute and take him some vodka."
"Yes, sir."
Baklaga, as I was told afterwards, was the name of a youthful, handsome, and excessively depraved groom; the prince loved him, made him presents of horses, went out hunting with him, spent whole nights with him.... Now you would not know this same prince, who was once a rake and a scapegrace.... In what good odour he is now; how straight- laced, how supercilious! How devoted to the government--and, above all, so prudent and judicious!
However, the tobacco smoke had begun to make my eyes smart. After hearing Hlopakov"s exclamation and the prince"s chuckle one last time more, I went off to my room, where, on a narrow, hair-stuffed sofa pressed into hollows, with a high, curved back, my man had already made me up a bed.
The next day I went out to look at the horses in the stables, and began with the famous horsedealer Sitnikov"s. I went through a gate into a yard strewn with sand. Before a wide open stable-door stood the horsedealer himself--a tall, stout man no longer young, in a hareskin coat, with a raised turnover collar. Catching sight of me, he moved slowly to meet me, held his cap in both hands above his head, and in a sing-song voice brought out:
"Ah, our respects to you. You"d like to have a look at the horses, may be?"
"Yes; I"ve come to look at the horses."
"And what sort of horses, precisely, I make bold to ask?"
"Show me what you have."
"With pleasure."
We went into the stable. Some white pug-dogs got up from the hay and ran up to us, wagging their tails, and a long-bearded old goat walked away with an air of dissatisfaction; three stable-boys, in strong but greasy sheepskins, bowed to us without speaking. To right and to left, in horse-boxes raised above the ground, stood nearly thirty horses, groomed to perfection. Pigeons fluttered cooing about the rafters.
"What, now, do you want a horse for? for driving or for breeding?"
Sitnikov inquired of me.
"Oh, I"ll see both sorts."