He returns to the employment office and raises his eyes to the bulletin boards. He reads slowly, his large lips moving as they form words. In another day or another week he will be riding somewhere, his dull eyes gazing out of the train window. They will call him Ole or Pat or Jim in some camp in the Dakotas or along some roadbed in Montana. He will stand with a puny pick handle in his huge hands and his arms will rise and fall mechanically as he hews away along a deserted track. And his forehead will still be puckered in a frown of bewilderment. The thing held in his fists will seem like a strange toy.
"Farm laborers in Kansas," says the bulletin board as the clerk with his piece of chalk re-enters the office. The Mexican slowly removes himself from the window and the contemplation of memories. Kansas lies to the south and to the south is the way home. He goes in and talks to the man behind the long desk.
An hour later the clerk and his piece of chalk emerge. The exiles are still mooching around on the pavement and the shuffling one stands on the curb staring dully at the street under him.
"Section hands, Alberta, Canada, transportation," says the new bulletin.
There is no stir among the exiles. This is to the north. It is still cold in the north. But the shuffling one has turned. His eyes again trace the crudely chalked letters of the bulletin board. His lips move as he tells himself what is written.
And then as if unconsciously he moves toward the door. Alberta is to the north and the voices that lie buried deep under the giant"s mackinaw whisper darkly that to the north--to the north is the way home.
THE PIG
"Sofie Popapovitch versus Anton Popapovitch," cries the clerk. A number of broken-hearted matrons awaiting their turn before the bar of justice in the Domestic Relations Court find time to giggle at the name Popapovitch.
"Silence," cries the clerk. Very well, silence. Anton steps out. What"s the matter with Anton? An indignant face, its chin raised, its eyes marching defiantly to the bar of justice. Sofie too, but weeping. And a lawyer, Sofie"s lawyer.
Well, what"s up? Why should the Popapovitches take up valuable time. Think of the taxpayers supporting this court and two Popapovitches marching up to have an argument on the taxpayers" money. Well, that"s civilization.
Ah, ah! It appears that Anton, the rogue, went to a grand ball and raffle given by his lodge. What"s wrong with that? Why must Sofie weep over that?
Women are incredible. He went to the grand ball with his wife, as a man should. A very fine citizen, Anton. He belongs to a lodge that gives grand b.a.l.l.s and he takes his wife.
Go on, says the judge, what happened? What"s the complaint? Time is precious. Let"s have it in a nutsh.e.l.l.
This is a good idea. People spend a frightful lot of unnecessary time weeping and mumbling in the courts. Mrs. Popapovitch will please stop weeping and get down to bra.s.s tacks. Very well, the complaint is, your honor, that Mr. Popapovitch got drunk at the grand ball. But that wasn"t the end of it. There"s some more. A paragraph of tears and then, your honor, listen to this: Mr. Popapovitch not only got drunk but he took a chance on the raffle which cost one dollar and he won.
But what did he win! Oh, oh! He won a pig. A live pig. That was the prize.
A small, live pig with a ribbon round its neck. And, says Mrs. Popapovitch (there"s humor in a long foreign-sounding name because it conjures up visions of bewildered, flat-faced people and bewildered, flat-faced people are always humorous), and, says she, they had been married ten years.
Happily married. She washed, scrubbed, tended house. There were no children. Well, what of that? Lots of people had no children.
Anyway, Anton worked, brought home his pay envelope O.K. And then he wins this pig. And what does he do? He takes it home. He won"t leave it anywhere.
"What!" he says, "I leave this pig anywhere? Are you crazy? It"s my pig. I win him. I take him home with me."
And then? Well, it"s midnight, your honor. And Anton carries the pig upstairs into the flat. But there"s no place to put him. Where can one put a pig in a flat, your honor? No place. The pig don"t like to stand on carpets. And what pig likes to sleep on hard wood floors? A pig"s a pig.
And what"s good for a pig? Aha! a pig pen.
So, your honor, Anton puts him in the bathtub. And he starts down stairs with a basket and all night long he keeps bringing up basketfuls of dirt dug up from the alley. Dirt, cinders, more dirt. And he puts it in the bathtub. And what does the pig do? He squeals, grunts and wants to go home. He fights to get out of the bathtub. There"s such a noise n.o.body can sleep. But Anton says, "Nice little pig. I fix you up fine. Nice little pig."
And so he fills the bathtub up with dirt. Then he turns on the water. And what does he say? He says, "Now, little pig, we have fine mud for you.
Nice fine mud." Yes, your honor, a whole bathtub full of mud. And when the pig sees this he gets happy and lies down and goes to sleep. And Anton sits in the bathroom and looks at the pig all night and says, "See. He"s asleep. It"s like home for him."
But the next day Anton must go to work. All right, he"ll go to work. But first, understand everybody, he don"t want this pig touched. The pig stays in the bathtub and he must be there when he comes home.
All right. The pig stays in the bathtub, your honor. Anton wants it.
Tomorrow the pig will be killed and that"ll be an end for the pig.
Anton comes home and he goes in the bathroom and he sits and looks at the pig and complains the mud is dried up and why don"t somebody take care of his pig. His d.a.m.n pig. He brings up more dirt and makes more mud. And the pig tries to climb out and throws mud all over the bathroom.
That"s one day. And then there"s another day. And finally a third day.
Will Anton let anybody kill his pig? Aha! He"ll break somebody"s neck if he does. But, your honor, Mrs. Popapovitch killed the pig. A terrible thing, isn"t it, to kill a pig that keeps squealing in the bathtub and splashing mud all day?
But what does Anton do when he comes home and finds his pig killed? My G.o.d! He hits her, your honor. He hits her on the head. His own wife whom he loves and lives with for ten years. He throws her down and hollers, "You killed my little pig! You good for nothing. I"ll show you."
What a disgrace for the neighbors! Lucky there are no children, your honor. Married ten years but no children. And it"s lucky now. Because the disgrace would have been worse. The neighbors come. They pull him away from his wife. Her eye is black and blue. Her nose is bleeding. That"s all, your honor.
A very bad case for Anton Popapovitch. A decidedly bad case. Step forward, Anton Popapovitch, and explain it, if you can. Did you beat her up? Did you do this thing? And are you ashamed and willing to apologize and kiss and make up?
Anton, step forward and tell his honor. But be careful. Mrs. Popapovitch has a lawyer and it will go bad with you if you don"t talk carefully.
All right. Here"s Anton. He nods and keeps on nodding. What is this?
What"s he nodding about? Did this happen as your wife says, Anton? Anton blows out his cheeks and rubs his workingman"s hand over his mouth. To think that you should beat your wife who has always been good to you, Anton. Who has cooked and been true to you! And there are no children to worry you. Not one. And you beat her. Bah, is that a man? Don"t you love your wife? Yes. All right, then why did you do it?
Anton looks up surprised. "Because," says Anton, still surprised, "like she say. She kill my pig. You hear yourself, your honor. She say she kill him. And I put him in the bathtub and give him mud. And she kill him."
But is that a reason to beat your wife and nearly kill her? It is, says Anton. Well, then, why? Tell the judge, why you were so fond of this pig, Anton.
Ah, yes, Anton Popapovitch, tell the judge why you loved this little pig so much and made a home for him with mud in the bathtub. Why you dreamed of him as you stood working in the factory? Why you ran home to him and fed him and sat and looked at him and whispered "Nice little pig?" Why?
G.o.d knows. But Anton Popapovitch can"t explain it. It must remain one of the mysteries of our city, your honor. Call the next case. Put Anton Popapovitch on parole. Perhaps it was because..., well, the matter is ended. Anton Popapovitch sighs and looks with accusing eyes at his wife Sofie, with accusing eyes that hint at evidence unheard.
THE LITTLE FOP
This little caricature of a fop, loitering in the hotel lobby, enthralled by his own fastidiousness, gazing furtively at the glisten of his newly manicured nails and shuddering with awe at the memory of the puckered white silk lining inside his Prince of Wales derby--I"ve watched him for more than a month now. Here he comes, his pointed b.u.t.ton shoes, his razor-edged trousers, his natty tan overcoat with its high waist band and its amazing lapels that stick up over his shoulders like the ears of a jacka.s.s, here he comes embroidered and scented and looking like a cross between a soft-shoe dancer and a somnambulist. And here he takes his position, holding his gloves in his hand, his Prince of Wales derby jammed down on his patent-leather hair.
Observe him. This is a pose. He is living up to a fashion ill.u.s.tration in one of the magazines. Or perhaps he is duplicating an att.i.tude of some one studied in a Michigan Avenue club entrance. His right arm is crooked as if he were about to place his hand over his heart and bow. His left arm hangs with a slight curve at his side. His feet should be together, but they shift nervously. His head is turned to the left and slightly raised--like a movie actor posing for a cigarette advertis.e.m.e.nt.
And there he stands, a dead ringer for one of the waxen dummies to be seen in a Halsted Street Men"s Snappy Furnishings Store.
I"ve watched him for a month, off and on. And his face still says nothing.
His eyes are curiously emotionless. They appear suddenly in his face. He is undersized. His nose, despite the recent ma.s.sage and powder, has a slight oleaginous gleam to it. The cheek bones are a bit high, the mouth a trifle wide and the chin slightly bulbous. As he blinks about him with his small, almost Mongolian eyes he looks like some honest little immigrant from Bohemia or Poland whom a malignant sorcerer has changed into a caricature fashion plate. This is, indeed, the legend of Cinderella and the fairy G.o.dmother with an ending of pathos.
Yet, though his face says nothing, there is a provoking air to this little fop. His studied inanimation, his crudely self-conscious pose, his dull, little, peasant eyes staring at the faces that drift by in the lobby--these ask for translation. Why is he here? What does he want? Why does he come every evening and stand and watch the little hotel parade?
Ah, one never sees him in the dining room or on the dance floor. One never meets him between the acts in the theater lobby. And one never sees him talking to anybody. He is always alone. People pa.s.s him with a curious glance and think to themselves, "Ah, a young man about town! What a shame to dissipate like that!" They sometimes notice the masterly way in which he sizes up a fur-coated "chicken" stalking thin-leggedly through the lobby and think to themselves: "The scoundrel! He"s the kind of creature that makes a big city dangerous. A carefully combed and scented vulture waiting to swoop down from the side lines."
Evening after evening between 6 o"clock and midnight he drifts in and out of the lobby, up and down Randolph Street and takes up his position at various points of vantage where crowds pa.s.s, where women pa.s.s. I"ve watched him. No one ever talks to him. There are no salutations. He is unknown and worse. For the women, the rouged and ornamental ones, know him a bit too well. They know the carefully counted nickels in his trousers pocket, the transfers he is saving for the three-cent rebate that may come some day, the various newspaper coupons through which he hopes to make a killing.
All this they know and through a sixth sense, a curious instinct of s.e.x divination, they know the necktie counter or information desk behind which he works during the day, the stuffy bedroom to which he will go home to sleep, the vacuity of his mind and gaudy emptiness of his spirit. They know all this and pa.s.s him up with never a smile. Yes, even the manicure girls in the barber shop give him the out-and-out sneer and the hat-check girls and even the floor girls--the chambermaids--all of whom he has tried to date up--they all respond with an identical raspberry to his invitations.
But he asks for translation--this determined little caricature of the hotel lobby. A little peasant masquerading as a dazzled moth around the bright lights. Not entirely. There is something else. There is something of a great dream behind the ridiculous pathos of this over-dressed little fool. There is something in him that desires expression, that will never achieve expression, and that will always leave him just such an absurd little clown of a fop.