Dear Mom: Everything is set for tomorrow. I"m so excited. I spent three hours on the couch at the Agency"s office-taking the hypno-course, you know, so I"ll be able to speak the language. Later Delbert broke a rule and told me my destination, so I rushed over to the public library and read bits here and there. It"s ancient Crete! Dad will be so pleased. I"m going to visit the Minotaur in the Labyrinth. Delbert says he is really off the beaten track of the tourists. I like unspoiled things, don"t you? The Agency has a regular little room all fixed up right inside the cave, but hidden, so as not to disturb the regular business of the place. The Agency is very particular that way. Time travelers, Delbert says, have to agree to make themselves as inconspicuous as possible. Delbert says that will be very difficult for me to do. Don"t you think subtle compliments are the nicest? I"ve made myself a darling costume -I sat up late to finish it. I don"t know that it"s exactly right, historically, but it doesn"t really matter, since I"m not supposed to leave the cave. I have to stay close to my point of arrival, you understand. Delbert says I"m well covered now with insurance, so don"t worry. I"ll write the minute I get back.
Love, Laura
Friday
Dear Prue: Tomorrow I take my first time travel tour. I wish you could see my costume. Very fetching! It"s cut so that my b.r.e.a.s.t.s are displayed in the style of ancient Crete. A friend of mine doubts the authenticity of the dress but says the charms it shows off are really authentic! Next time I see you I"ll lend you the pattern for the dress. But I honestly think, darling, you ought to get one of those Liff-Up operations first. I"ve been meaning to tell you. Of course, I don"t need it myself. I"ll tell you all about it (the trip I mean) when I get back.
Love, Laura
Monday Dear Prue: I had the stinkiest time! I"ll never know why I let that character at the travel agency talk me into it. The accommodations were lousy. If you want to know what I think, it"s all a gyp. These Grab Bag Tours, third-cla.s.s, are just the leavings, that they can"t sell any other way. I hate salesmen. Whoever heard of ancient Crete anyway? And the Minotaur. You would certainly expect him to be a red-blooded he-man,wouldn"t you? He looked like one. Not cute, you know, but built like a bull, practically. Prue, you just can"t tell anymore. But I"m getting ahead of myself.
You"ve heard about that funny dizziness you feel for the first few minutes on arrival? That part is true.
Everything is supposed to look black at first, but things kept on looking black even after the dizziness wore off. Then I remembered it was a cave I was in, but I did expect it to be lighted. I was lying on one of those beastly little cots that wiggle everytime your heart beats, and mine was beating plenty fast. Then I remembered the bag the Agency packs for you, and I sat up and felt around till I found it. I got out a perma-light and attached it to the solid rock wall and looked around. The floor was just plain old dirty dirt. That Agency had me stuck off in a little alcove, furnished with that sagging cot and a few coat hangers. The air in the place was rather stale. Let"s be honest-it smelled. To console myself I expanded my wrist mirror and put on some more makeup. I was wearing my costume, but I had forgotten to bring a coat. I was freezing. I draped the blanket from the cot around me and went exploring. What a placel One huge room just outside my cubbyhole and corridors taking off in all directions, winding away into the dark. I had a perma-light with me, and naturally I couldn"t get lost with my earrings tuned to point of arrival, but it was weird wandering around all by myself. I discovered that the corridor I was in curved downward. Later I found there were dozens of levels in the Labyrinth. Very confusing.
I was just turning to go back when something reached out and grabbed for me, from one of those alcoves. I was thrilled. I flicked off the light, dropped my blanket, and ran.
From behind I heard a man"s voice. "All right, sis, we"ll play games."
Well, Prue, I hadn"t played hide-and-seek in years, (except once or twice at office parties) but I was still pretty good at it. That part was fun. After a time my eyes adjusted to the dark so that I could see well enough to keep from banging into the walls. Sometimes I"d deliberately make a lot of noise to keep things interesting. But do you know what? That character would blunder right by me, and way down at the end of the corridor he"d make noises like "Oho" or "Aha." Frankly, I got discouraged. Finally I heard him grumbling his way back in my direction. I knew the dope would never catch me, so I just stepped out in front of him and said "Wellll?" You know, in that drawly, sarcastic way I have.
He reached out and grabbed me, and then he staggered back-like you"ve seen actors do in those old, old movies. He kept pounding his forehead with his fist, and then he yelled, "Cheated! Cheated again!" I almost slapped him. Instead I snapped on my perma-light and let him look me over good.
"Well, Buster," I said very coldly, "what do you mean, cheated?"
He grinned at me and shaded his eyes from the light. "Darling," he said, "you look luscious, indeed, but what the h.e.l.l are you doing here?"
"I"m sight-seeing," I said. "Are you one of the sights?"
"Listen, baby, I am the sight. Meet the Minotaur." He stuck out his huge paw, and I shook it.
"Who did you think I was?" I asked him.
"Not who, but what," he said. "Baby, you ain"t no virgin."
Well, Prue, really. How can you argue a thing like that? He was completely wrong, of course, but I simply refused to discuss it.
"I only gobble virgins," he said.
Then he led me down into his rooms, which were really quite comfortable. I couldn"t forgive the Agencyfor that cot, so when I spied his lovely, soft couch draped in pale blue satin, I said, "I"ll borrow that if you don"t mind."
"It"s all yours, kid," the Minotaur said. He meant it, too. You remember how pale blue is one of my best colors? There I was lolling on the couch, looking like the Queen of the Nile, flapping my eyelashes, and what does this churl want to do?
"I"m simply starved for talk," he says. And about what? Prue, when a working girl spends her hard-earned savings on time travel, she has a right to expect something besides politics. I have heard there are men, a few shy ones, who will talk very fast to you about science and all that highbrow stuff, hoping maybe you won"t notice some of the things they"re doing in the meantime. But not the Minotaur.
Who cares about the government a room"s length apart? Lying there, twiddling my fingers and yawning, I tried to remember if Daddy had ever mentioned anything about the Minotaur"s being so persnickety.
That"s the trouble with books. They leave out all the important details.
For instance, did you know that at midnight every night the Minotaur makes a grand tour of the Labyrinth? He wouldn"t let me go along. That"s another thing. He just says "no" and grins and means it.
Now isn"t that a typical male trait? I thought so, and when he locked me in his rooms the evening looked like turning into fun. I waited for him to come back with bated breath. But you can"t bate your breath forever, and he was gone hours. When he did come back I"d fallen asleep and he woke me up belching.
"Please," I said, "do you have to do that?"
"Sorry, kid," he said. "It"s these gaunt old maids. Awful souring to the stomach." It seems this windy diet was one of the things wrong with the government. He was very bitter about it all. Tender virgins, he said, had always been in short supply and now he was out of favor with the new regime. I rummaged around in my wrist bag and found an anti-acid pill. He was delighted. Can you imagine going into a transport over pills?
"Any cute males ever find their way into this place?" I asked him. I got up and walked around. You can loll on a couch just so long, you know.
"No boys!" The Minotaur jumped up and shook his fist at me. I cowered behind some hangings, but I needn"t have bothered. He didn"t even jerk me out from behind them. Instead he paced up and down and raved about the lies told on him. He swore he"d never eaten boys-hadn"t cared for them at all. That creep, Theseus, was trying to ruin him politically. "I"ve worn myself thin," he yelled, "in all these years of service-" At that point I walked over and poked him in his big, fat stomach. Then I gathered my things together and walked out.
He puffed along behind me wanting to know what was the matter. "Gee, kid," he kept saying, "don"t go home mad." I didn"t say goodbye to him at all. A spider fell on him and it threw him into a hissy. The last I saw of him he was cursing the government because they hadn"t sent him an exterminator.
Well, Prue, so much for the bogey man. Time travel in the raw!
Love, Laura
Monday Dear Mom: Ancient Crete was nothing but politics, not a bit exciting. You didn"t have a single cause to worry. Those people are just as particular about girls as you are.Love, Laura Tuesday Dear Mr. Delbert Barnes: Stop calling me or I will complain to your boss. You cad. I see it all now. You and your fine talk about how your Agency "fully protects its clients." That"s a very high-sounding name for it. Tell me, how many girls do you talk into going to ancient Crete? And do you provide all of them with the same kind of insurance? Mr. Barnes, I don"t want any more insurance from you. But I"m going to send you a client for that trip-the baggiest old maid I know. She has buck teeth and whiskers. Insure her.
Laura P.S. Just in case you"re feeling smug about me, put this in your pipe and smoke it. The Minotaur knew, I can"t imagine how, but you, Mr. Barnes, are no Minotaur.
THE STARS MY DESTINATION.
by Alfred Bester
PART i
Tiger! Tigerl burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Blake
PROLOGUE.
THIS WAS A GOLDEN AGE, a time of high adventure, rich living, and hard dying... but n.o.body thought so. This was a future of fortune and theft, pillage and rapine, culture and vice... but n.o.body admitted it. This was an age of extremes, a fascinating century of freaks... but n.o.body loved it.
All the habitable worlds of the solar system were occupied. Three planets and eight satellites and eleven million million people swarmed in one of the most exciting ages ever known, yet minds still yearned for other times, as always. The solar system seethed with activity... fighting, feeding, and breeding, learning the new technologies that spewed forth almost before the old had been mastered, girding itself for the first exploration of the far stars in deep s.p.a.ce; but- "Where are the new frontiers?" the Romantics cried, unaware that the frontier of the mind had opened in a laboratory on Callisto at the turn of the twenty-fourth century. A researcher named Jaunte set fire to his bench and himself (accidentally) and let out a yell for help with particular reference to a fire extinguisher.
Who so surprised as Jaunte and his colleagues when he found himself standing alongside said extinguisher, seventy feet removed from his lab bench.
Copyright Galaxy Publishing Corporation, 1956. Reprinted by permission of MCA Artists, Ltd.
They put Jaunte out and went into the whys and wherefores of his instantaneous seventy-foot journey.
Teleportation... the transportation of oneself through s.p.a.ce by an effort of the mind alone... had long been a theoretic concept, and there were a few hundred badly doc.u.mented proofs that it had happened in the past. This was the first time that it had ever taken place before professional observers.
They investigated the Jaunte Effect savagely. This was something too earth-shaking to handle with kidgloves, and Jaunte was anxious to make his name immortal. He made his will and said farewell to his friends. Jaunte knew he was going to die because his fellow researchers were determined to kill him, if necessary. There was no doubt about that.
Twelve psychologists, parapsychologists and neurometrists of varying specialization were called in as observers. The experimenters sealed Jaunte into an unbreakable crystal tank. They opened a water valve, feeding water into the tank, and let Jaunte watch them smash the valve handle. It was impossible to open the tank; it was impossible to stop the flow of water.
The theory was that if it had required the threat of death to goad Jaunte into teleporting himself in the first place, they"d d.a.m.ned well threaten him with death again. The tank filled quickly. The observers collected data with the tense precision of an eclipse camera crew. Jaunte began to drown. Then he was outside the tank, dripping and coughing explosively. He"d teleported again.
The experts examined and questioned him. They studied graphs and X-rays, neural patterns and body chemistry. They began to get an inkling of how Jaunte had teleported. On the technical grapevine (this had to be kept secret) they sent out a call for suicide volunteers. They were still in the primitive stage of teleportation; death was the only spur they knew.
They briefed the volunteers thoroughly. Jaunte lectured on what he had done and how he thought he had done it. Then they proceeded to murder the volunteers. They drowned them, hanged them, burned them; they invented new forms of slow and controlled death. There was never any doubt in any of the subjects that death was the object.
Eighty per cent of the volunteers died, and the agonies and remorse of their murderers would make a fascinating and horrible study, but that has no place in this history except to highlight the monstrosity of the times. Eighty per cent of the volunteers died, but 20 per cent jaunted. (The name became a word almost immediately.) "Bring back the romantic age," the Romantics pleaded, "when men could risk their lives in high adventure."
The body of knowledge grew rapidly. By the first decade of the twenty-fourth century the principles of jaunting were established and the first school was opened by Charles Fort Jaunte himself, then fifty-seven, immortalized, and ashamed to admit that he had never dared jaunte again. But the primitive days were past; it was no longer necessary to threaten a man with death to make him teleport. They had learned how to teach man to recognize, discipline, and exploit yet another resource of his limitless mind.
How, exactly, did man teleport? One of the most unsatisfactory explana-tions was provided by Spencer Thompson, publicity representative of the Jaunte Schools, in a press interview.
THOMPSON: Jaunting is like seeing; it is a natural apt.i.tude of almost every human organism, but it can only be developed by training and experience.
REPORTER: You mean we couldn"t see without practice?
THOMPSON: Obviously you"re either unmarried or have no children... preferably both. (Laughter) REPORTER: I don"t understand.
THOMPSON: Anyone who"s observed an infant learning to use its eyes, would.
REPORTER: But what is teleportation?THOMPSON: The transportation of oneself from one locality to another by an effort of the mind alone.
REPORTER: You mean we can think ourselves from... say... New York to Chicago?
THOMPSON: Precisely; provided one thing is clearly understood. In jaunting from New York to Chicago it is necessary for the person teleporting himself to know exactly where he is when he starts and where he"s going.
REPORTER: How"s that?
THOMPSON: If you were in a dark room and unaware of where you were, it would be impossible to jaunte anywhere with safety. And if you knew where you were but intended to jaunte to a place you had never seen, you would never arrive alive. One cannot jaunte from an unknown departure point to an unknown destination. Both must be known, memorized and visualized.
REPORTER : But if we know where we are and where we"re going... ?
THOMPSON: We can be pretty sure we"ll jaunte and arrive.
REPORTER: Would we arrive naked?
THOMPSON: If you started naked. (Laughter) REPORTER: I mean, would our clothes teleport with us?
THOMPSON: When people teleport, they also teleport the clothes they wear and whatever they are strong enough to carry. I hate to disappoint you, but even ladies" clothes would arrive with them.
(Laughter) REPORTER: But how do we do it?
THOMPSON: How do we think?
REPORTER: With our minds.
THOMPSON: And how does the mind think? What is the thinking process? Exactly how do we remember, imagine, deduce, create? Exactly how do the brain cells operate?
REPORTER: I don"t know. n.o.body knows.
THOMPSON: And n.o.body knows exactly how we teleport either, but we know we can do it-just as we know that we can think. Have you ever heard of Descartes? He said: Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am. We say: Cogito ergo jaunteo. I think, therefore I jaunte.
If it is thought that Thompson"s explanation is exasperating, inspect this report of Sir John Kelvin to the Royal Society on the mechanism of jaunting: We have established that the teleportative ability is a.s.sociated with the Nissl bodies, or Tigroid Substance in nerve cells. The Tigroid Substance is easiest demonstrated by Nissl"s method using 3.75 g. of methylen blue and 1.75 g. of Venetian soap dissolved in 1,000 cc. of water.
Where the Tigroid Substance does not appear, jaunting is impossible.Teleportation is a Tigroid Function.
(Applause) Any man was capable of jaunting provided he developed two faculties, visualization and concentration.
He had to visualize, completely and precisely, the spot to which he desired to teleport himself; and he had to concentrate the latent energy of his mind into a single thrust to get him there. Above all, he had to have faith... the faith that Charles Fort Jaunte never recovered. He had to believe he would jaunte. The slightest doubt would block the mind-thrust necessary for teleportation.
The limitations with which every man is born necessarily limited the ability to jaunte. Some could visualize magnificently and set the co-ordinates of their destination with precision, but lacked the power to get there. Others had the power but could not, so to speak, see where they were jaunting. And s.p.a.ce set a final limitation, for no man had ever jaunted further than a thousand miles. He could work his way in jaunting jumps over land and water from Nome to Mexico, but no jump could exceed a thousand miles.
By the 2420"$, this form of employment application blank had become a commonplace: ( ).
This s.p.a.ce reserved for retina pattern identification NAME (Capital Letters):...
Last Middle First RESIDENCE (Legal)...
Continent Country County JAUNTE CLa.s.s (Official Hating: Check one Only): M (1,000 miles):... L (50 miles):...
D(500 miles):... X (10 miles):...
C (100 miles)... V(5 miles):...
The old Bureau of Motor Vehicles took over the new job and regularly tested and cla.s.sed jaunte applicants, and the old American Automobile a.s.sociation changed its initials to AJA.
Despite all efforts, no man had ever jaunted across the voids of s.p.a.ce, although many experts and fools had tried. Helmut Grant, for one, who spent a month memorizing the co-ordinates of a jaunte stage on the moon and visualized every mile of the two hundred and forty thousand-mile trajectory from Times Square to Kepler City. Grant jaunted and disappeared. They never found him. They never found Enzio Dandridge, a Los Angeles revivalist looking for Heaven; Jacob Maria Freundlich, a paraphysi-cist who should have known better than to jaunte into deep s.p.a.ce searching for metadimensions; Shipwreck Cogan, a professional seeker after notoriety; and hundreds of others, lunatic-fringers, neurotics, escapists and suicides. s.p.a.ce was closed to teleportation. Jaunting was restricted to the surfaces of the planets of the solar system.