"No, Sally. What is it?"
"What! haant ye heerd about the young "oman at the farm?"
"Oh yes; we came to see her."
"No, did ye now? Well, she was here not half an hour agone. By the same toaken, I did put her a question, and she answered me then and there."
"And may I ask what the question was?"
"And welcome, miss. I said, says I, "Young "oman, where be you come from?" so says she, "Old "oman, I be come from forin parts." "I thought as much," says I. "And what be "e come _for?"_ "To sojourn here," says she, which she meant to bide a time. "And what do "e count to do whilst here you be?" says I. Says she, "As much good as ever I can do, and as little harm." "That is no answer," says I. She said it would do for the present; "and good day to you, ma"am," says she. "Your sarvant, miss,"
says I; and she was off like a flash. But I called my grandson Bill, and I told him he must follow her, go where she would, and let us know what she was up to down in Islip. Then I went round the neighbors, and one told me one tale, and another another. But it all comes to one--we have gotten A BUSYBODY; that"s the name I gives her. She don"t give in to that, ye know; she is a Latiner, and speaks according. She gave Master Giles her own description. Says she, "I"m suspector-general of this here districk." So then Giles he was skeared a bit--he have got an acre of land of his own, you know--and he up and asked her did she come under the taxes, or was she a fresh imposition; "for we are burdened enough a"ready, no offense to you, miss," says Josh Giles. "Don"t you be skeared, old man," says she, "I shan"t cost _you_ none; your betters pays for I." So says Giles, "Oh, if you falls on squire, I don"t vally that; squire"s back is broad enough to bear the load, but I"m a poor man."
That"s how a" goes on, ye know. Poverty is always in his mouth, but the old chap have got a hatful of money hid away in the thatch or some"re, only he haan"t a got the heart to spend it."
"Tell us more about the young lady," asked Uxmoor.
"What young lady? Oh, _her._ She is not a young lady--leastways she is not dressed like one, but like a plain, decent body. She was all of a piece--blue serge! Bless your heart, the peddlers bring it round here at elevenpence half-penny the yard, and a good breadth too; and plain boots, not heeled like your"n, miss, nor your"n, ma"am; and a felt hat like a boy. You"d say the parish had dressed her for ten shillings, and got a pot of beer out on"t."
"Well, never mind that," said Zoe; "I must tell you she is a very worthy young lady, and my brother has a respect for her. Dress? Why, Sally, you know it is not the wisest that spend most on dress. You might tell us what she _does."_
Dame Greenaway s.n.a.t.c.hed the word out of her mouth. "Well, then, miss, what she have done, she have suspected everything. She have suspected the ponds; she have suspected the houses; she have suspected the folk; she must know what they eat and drink and wear next their very skin, and what they do lie down on. She have been at the very boys and forebade "em to swallow the cherry stones, poor things; but old Mrs. Nash--which her boys lives on cherries at this time o" year, and to be sure they are a G.o.dsend to keep the children hereabout from starving--well, Dame Nash told her the Almighty knew best; he had put "em together on the tree, so why not in the boys" insides; and that was common sense to my mind. But la! she wouldn"t heed it. She said, "Then you"d eat the peach stones by that rule, and the fish bones and all." Says she, quite resolute like, "I forbid "em to swallow the stones;" and says she, "Ye mawnt gainsay me, none on ye, for I be the new doctor." So then it all come out. She isn"t suspector-general; she is a wench turned doctor, which it is against reason. Shan"t doctor _me_ for one; but that there old Giles, he says he is agreeable, if so be she wool doctor him cheap--cussed old fool!--as if any doctoring was cheap that kills a body and doan"t cure "em. Dear heart, I forgot to tell ye about the ponds. Well, you know there be no wells here. We makes our tea out of the ponds, and capital good tea to drink, far before well water, for I mind that one day about twenty years agone some interfering body did cart a barrel up from Islip; and if we wants water withouten tea, why, we can get plenty on"t, and none too much malt and hops, at "The Black Horse." So this here young "oman she suspects the poor ponds and casts a hevil-eye on them, and she borrows two mugs of Giles, and carries the water home to suspect it closer. That is all she have done at present, but, ye see, she haan"t been here so very long. You mark my words, miss, that young "oman will turn Hillstoke village topsy-turvy or ever she goes back to London town."
"Nonsense, Sally," said Zoe; "how can anybody do that while my brother and I are alive?" She then slipped half a crown into Sally"s hand, and led the way to Islip.
On the road her conversation with Oxmoor took a turn suggestive of this interview. I forget which began it; but they differed a little in opinion, Uxmoor admiring Miss Gale"s zeal and activity, and Zoe fearing that she would prove a rash reformer, perhaps a reckless innovator.
"And really," said she, "why disturb things? for, go where I will, I see no such Paradise as these two villages."
"They are indeed lovely," said Uxmoor; "but my own village is very pretty. Yet on nearer inspection I have found so many defects, especially in the internal arrangements of the cottages, that I am always glad to hear of a new eye having come to bear on any village."
"I know you are very good," said Zoe, "and wish all the poor people about you to be as healthy and as happy as possible."
"I really do," said, warmly. "I often think of the strange inequality in the lot of men. Living in the country, I see around me hundreds of men who are by nature as worthy as I am, or thereabouts. Yet they must toil and labor, and indeed fight, for bare food and clothing, all their lives, and worse off at the close of their long labor. That is what grieves me to the heart. All this time I revel in plenty and luxuries--not forgetting the luxury of luxuries, the delight of giving to those who need and deserve. What have I done for all this? I have been born of the right parents. My merit, then, is the accident of an accident. But having done nothing meritorious before I was born, surely I ought to begin afterward. I think a man born to wealth ought to doubt his moral t.i.tle to it, and ought to set to work to prove it--ought to set himself to repair the injustice of fortune by which he profits. Yes, such a man should be a sort of human sunshine, and diffuse blessings all round him. The poor man that encounters him ought to bless the accident. But there, I am not eloquent. You know how much more I mean than I can say."
"Indeed I do," said Zoe, "and I honor you."
"Ah, Miss Vizard," said Uxmoor, "that is more than I can ever deserve."
"You are praising me at your own expense," said Zoe. "Well, then," said she, sweetly, "please accept my sympathy. It is so rare to find a gentleman of your age thinking so little of himself and so much of poor people. Yet that is a Divine command. But somehow we forget our religion out of church--most of us. I am sure I do, for one."
This conversation brought them to the village, and there they met Vizard, and Zoe repeated old Sally"s discourse to him word for word. He shook his head solemnly, and said he shared her misgivings. "We have caught a Tartar."
On arriving at Vizard Court, they found Miss Gale had called and left two cards.
Open rivalry having now commenced between Uxmoor and Severne, his lordship was adroit enough to contrive that the drag should be in request next day.
Then Severne got f.a.n.n.y to convey a note to Zoe, imploring her to open her bedroom window and say good-night to him the last. "For," said he, "I have no coach and four, and I am very unhappy."
This and his staying sullenly at home spoiled Zoe"s ride, and she was cool to Uxmoor, and spoiled his drive.
At night Zoe peeped through the curtain and saw Severne standing in the moonlight. She drank him in for some time in silence, then softly opened her window and looked out. He took a step nearer.
She said, very softly and tenderly, "You are very naughty, and very foolish. Go to bed _di-_rectly." And she closed her window with a valiant slam; then sat down and sighed.
Same game next day. Uxmoor driving, Zoe wonderfully polite, but chill, because he was separating her and Severne. At night, Severne on the wet gra.s.s, and Zoe remonstrating severely, but not sincerely, and closing the window peremptorily she would have liked to keep open half the night.
It has often been remarked that great things arise out of small things, and sometimes, when in full motion, depend on small things. History offers brilliant examples upon its large stage. Fiction has imitated history in _un verre d"eau_ and other compositions. To these examples, real or feigned, I am now about to add one; and the curious reader may, if he thinks it worth while, note the various ramifications at home and abroad of a seemingly trivial incident.
They were all seated at luncheon, when a servant came in with a salver, and said, "A gentleman to see you, sir." He presented his salver with a card upon it. Severne clutched the card, and jumped up, reddening.
"Show him in here," said the hospitable Vizard.
"No, no," cried Severne, rather nervously; "it is my lawyer on a little private business."
Vizard told the servant to show the visitor into the library, and take in the Madeira and some biscuits.
"It is about a lease," said Ned Severne, and went out rather hurriedly.
"La!" said f.a.n.n.y, "what a curious name--Poikilus. And what does S. I.
mean, I wonder?"
"This is enigmatical discourse," said Vizard, dryly. "Please explain."
"Why, the card had Poikilus on it."
"You are very inquisitive," said Zoe, coloring.
"No more than my neighbors. But the man put his salver right between our noses, and how could I help seeing Poikilus in large letters, and S. I.
in little ones up in the corner?"
Said Vizard, "The female eye is naturally swift. She couldn"t help seeing all that in _half a minute of time;_ for Ned Severne s.n.a.t.c.hed up the card with vast expedition."
"I saw that too," said f.a.n.n.y, defiantly.
Uxmoor put in his word. "Poikilus! That is a name one sees in the papers."
"Of course you do. He is one of the humbugs of the day. Pretends to find things out; advertises mysterious disappearances; offers a magnificent reward--with perfect safety, because he has invented the lost girl"s features and dress, and her disappearance into the bargain; and I hold with the schoolmen that she who does not exist cannot disappear.
Poikilus, a puffing detective. S. I., Secret Inquiry. _I_ spell Enquiry with an E--but Poikilus is a man of the day. What the deuce can Ned Severne want of him? I suppose I ought not to object. I have established a female detective at Hillstoke. So Ned sets one up at Islip. I shall make my own secret arrangements. If Poikilus settles here, he will be drawn through the horse-pond by small-minded rustics once a week."
While he was going on like this, Zoe felt uncomfortable, and almost irritated by his volubility, and it was a relief to her when Severne returned. He had confided a most delicate case to the detective, given him written instructions, and stipulated for his leaving the house without a word to any one, and, indeed, seen him off--all in seven minutes. Yet he returned to our party cool as a cuc.u.mber, to throw dust in everybody"s eyes.
"I must apologize for this intrusion," he said to Vizard; "but my lawyer wanted to consult me about the lease of one of my farms, and, finding himself in the neighborhood, he called instead of writing."
"Your lawyer, eh?" said Vizard, slyly. "What is your lawyer"s name?"
"Jackson," said Ned, without a moment"s hesitation.
f.a.n.n.y giggled in her own despite.