Phineas bridled.
"Dolly knew how ter move--once," he rejoined grimly. ""Course n.o.body pretends ter say she"s young now, any more "n we be," he finished with some defiance. But he drooped visibly at Diantha"s next words.
"Why, I don"t feel old, Phineas, an" I ain"t old, either. Look at Colonel Smith; he"s jest my age, an" he"s got a autymobile. Mebbe I"ll have one some day."
To Phineas it seemed that a cold hand clutched his heart.
"Dianthy, you wouldn"t really--ride in one!" he faltered.
Until that moment Diantha had not been sure that she would, but the quaver in Phineas"s voice decided her.
"Wouldn"t I? You jest wait an" see!"
And Phineas did wait--and he did see. He saw Diantha, not a week later, pink-cheeked and bright-eyed, sitting by the side of Colonel Smith in that hated automobile. Nor did he stop to consider that Diantha was only one of a dozen upon whom Colonel Smith, in the enthusiasm of his new possession, was pleased to bestow that attention. To Phineas it could mean but one thing; and he did not change his opinion when he heard Diantha"s account of the ride.
"It was perfectly lovely," she breathed. "Oh, Phineas, it was jest like flyin"!"
""Flyin"!"" Phineas could say no more. He felt as if he were choking,--choking with the dust raised by Dolly"s plodding hoofs.
"An" the trees an" the houses swept by like ghosts," continued Diantha.
"Why, Phineas, I could "a" rode on an" on furever!"
Before the ecstatic rapture in Diantha"s face Phineas went down in defeat. Without one word he turned away--but in his heart he registered a solemn vow: he, too, would have an automobile; he, too, would make Diantha wish to ride on and on forever!
Arduous days came then to Phineas. Phineas was not a rich man. He had enough for his modest wants, but until now those wants had not included an automobile--until now he had not known that Diantha wished to fly.
All through the autumn and winter Phineas pinched and economized until he had lopped off all of the luxuries and most of the pleasures of living. Even then it is doubtful if he would have accomplished his purpose had he not, in the spring, fallen heir to a modest legacy of a few thousand dollars. The news of his good fortune was not two hours old when he sought Diantha.
"I cal"late mebbe I"ll be gettin" me one o" them "ere autymobiles this spring," he said, as if casually filling a pause in the conversation.
"_Phineas_!"
At the awed joy in Diantha"s voice the man"s heart glowed within him.
This one moment of triumph was worth all the long miserable winter with its b.u.t.terless bread and tobaccoless pipes. But he carefully hid his joy when he spoke.
"Yes," he said nonchalantly. "I"m goin" ter Boston next week ter pick one out. I cal"late on gettin" a purty good one."
"Oh, Phineas! But how--how you goin" ter run it?"
Phineas"s chin came up.
"Run it!" he scoffed. "Well, I hain"t had no trouble yet steerin" a hoss, an" I cal"late I won"t have any more steerin" a mess o" senseless metal what hain"t got no eyes ter be seein" things an" gittin" scared! I don"t worry none "bout runnin" it."
"But, Phineas, it ain"t all steerin"," ventured Diantha, timidly.
"There"s lots of little handles and things ter turn, an" there"s some things you do with your feet. Colonel Smith did."
The name Smith to Phineas was like a match to gunpowder. He flamed instantly into wrath.
"Well, I cal"late what Colonel Smith does, I can," he snapped.
"Besides"--airily--"mebbe I shan"t git the feet kind, anyhow; I want the best. There"s as much as four or five kinds, Jim Blair says, an" I cal"late ter try "em all."
"Oh-h!" breathed Diantha, falling back in her chair with an ecstatic sigh. "Oh, Phineas, won"t it be grand!" And Phineas, seeing the joyous light in her eyes, gazed straight down a vista of happiness that led to wedding bells and bliss.
Phineas was gone some time on his Boston trip. When he returned he looked thin and worried. He started nervously at trivial noises, and his eyes showed a furtive restlessness that quickly caused remark.
"Why, Phineas, you don"t look well!" Diantha exclaimed when she saw him.
"Well? Oh, I"m well."
"An" did you buy it--that autymobile?"
"I did." Phineas"s voice was triumphant. Diantha"s eyes sparkled.
"Where is it?" she demanded.
"Comin"--next week."
"An" did you try "em all, as you said you would?"
Phineas stirred; then he sighed.
"Well, I dunno," he acknowledged. "I hain"t done nothin" but ride in "em since I went down--I know that. But there"s such a powerful lot of "em, Dianthy; an" when they found out I wanted one, they all took hold an"
showed off their best p"ints--"demonstatin"," they called it. They raced me up hill an" down hill, an" scooted me round corners till I didn"t know where I was. I didn"t have a minute ter myself. An" they went fast, Dianthy-powerful fast. I ain"t real sure yet that I"m breathin"
natural."
"But it must have been grand, Phineas! I should have loved it!"
"Oh, it was, "course!" a.s.sured Phineas, hastily.
"An" you"ll take me ter ride, right away?" If Phineas hesitated it was for only a moment.
""Course," he promised. "Er--there"s a man, he"s comin" with it, an"
he"s goin" ter stay a little, jest ter--ter make sure everything"s all right. After he goes I"ll come. An" ye want ter be ready--I"ll show ye a thing or two!" he finished with a swagger that was meant to hide the shake in his voice.
In due time the man and the automobile arrived, but Diantha did not have her ride at once. It must have taken some time to make sure that "everything was all right," for the man stayed many days, and while he was there, of course Phineas was occupied with him. Colonel Smith was unkind enough to observe that he hoped it was taking Phineas Hopkins long enough to learn to run the thing; but his remark did not reach Diantha"s ears. She knew only that Phineas, together with the man and the automobile, started off early every morning for some unfrequented road, and did not return until night.
There came a day, however, when the man left town, and not twenty-four hours later, Phineas, with a gleaming thing of paint and polish, stood at Diantha"s door.
"Now ain"t that pretty," quavered Diantha excitedly. "Ain"t that awful pretty!"
Phineas beamed.
"Purty slick, I think myself," he acknowledged.
"An" green is so much nicer than red," cooed Diantha.
Phineas quite glowed with joy--Colonel Smith"s car was red. "Oh, green"s the thing," he retorted airily; "an" see!" he added; and forthwith he burst into a paean of praise, in which tires, horns, lamps, pumps, baskets, brakes, and mud-guards were the dominant notes. It almost seemed, indeed, that he had bought the gorgeous thing before him to look at and talk about rather than to use, so loath was he to stop talking and set the wheels to moving. Not until Diantha had twice reminded him that she was longing to ride in it did he help her into the car and make ready to start.
It was not an entire success--that start. There were several false moves on Phineas"s part, and Diantha could not repress a slight scream and a nervous jump at sundry unexpected puffs and snorts and snaps from the throbbing thing beneath her. She gave a louder scream when Phineas, in his nervousness, sounded the siren, and a wail like a cry from the spirit world shrieked in her ears.