Before the French had cleared the trench the Germans opened a leisurely bombardment with a trench mortar. This delayed the proceeding somewhat, because it was reckoned wiser to halt the men and clear them from the crowded trench into the dug-outs. "With the double company of French and British, there was rather a tight squeeze in the shelters, wonderfully commodious as they were.
"Now this," said Corporal Flannigan, "is what I call something like a dug-out." He looked appreciatively round the square, smooth-walled chamber and up the steps to the small opening which gave admittance to it. "Good dodge, too, this sinking it deep underground. Even if a bomb dropped in the trench just outside, and pieces blew in the door, they"d only go over our heads. Something like, this is."
"I wonder," said another reflectively, "why we don"t have dug-outs like this in our line?" He spoke in a slightly aggrieved tone, as if dugouts were things that were issued from the Quarter-Master"s store, and therefore a legitimate cause for free complaint. He and his fellows would certainly have felt a good deal more aggrieved, however, if they had been set the labor of making such dug-outs.
Up above, such of the French and British as had been left in the trench were having quite a busy time with the bombs. The Frenchmen had rather a unique way of dodging these, which the Towers were quick to adopt.
The whole length of the trench was divided up into compartments by strong traverses running back at right angles from the forward parapet, and in each of these compartments there were anything from four or five to a dozen men, all crowded to the backward end of the traverse, waiting and watching there to see the bomb come twirling slowly and clumsily over. As it reached the highest point of its curve and began to fall down towards the trench, it was as a rule fairly easy to say whether it would fall to right or left of the traverse. If it fell in the trench to the right, the men hurriedly plunged round the corner of the traverse to the left, and waited there till the bomb exploded. The crushing together at the angle of the traverse, the confused cries of warning or advice, or speculation as to which side a bomb would fall, the scuffling, tumbling rush to one side or the other, the cries of derision which greeted the ineffective explosion--all made up a sort of game. The Towers had had a good many unhappy experiences with bombs, and at first played the unknown game carefully and anxiously, and with some doubts as to its results. But they soon picked it up, and presently made quite merry at it, laughing and shouting noisily, tumbling and picking themselves up and laughing again like children.
They lost three men, who were wounded through their slowness in escaping from the compartment where the bomb exploded, and this rather put the Towers on their mettle. As Private Robinson remarked, it wasn"t the cheese that a Frenchman should beat an Englishman at any blooming game.
"If we could only get a little bit of a stake on it," he said wistfully, "we could take "em on, the winners being them that loses least men."
It being impossible, however, to convey to the Frenchmen that interest would be added by the addition of a little bet, the Towers had to content themselves with playing platoon against platoon amongst themselves, the losing platoon pay, what they could conveniently afford, the day"s rations of the men who were casualtied. The subsequent task of dividing one and a quarter pots of jam, five portions of cheese, bacon and a meat-and-potato stew was only settled eventually by resource to a set of dice.
As the bombing continued methodically, the French artillery, who were still covering this portion of the trench, set to work to silence the mortar, and the Towers thoroughly enjoyed the ensuing performance, and the generous, not to say extravagant, fashion in which the French battery, after the usual custom of French batteries, lavished its sh.e.l.ls upon the task. For five minutes the battery spoke in four-tongued emphatic tones, and the sh.e.l.ls screamed over the forward trench, crackled and crashed above the German line, dotted the German parapet along its length, played up and down it in long bursts of fire, and deluged the suspected hiding-place of the mortar with a torrent of high explosive. When it stopped, the bombing also had stopped for that day.
The French infantry did not wait for the ceasing of the artillery fire.
They gathered themselves and their belongings and recommenced to move as soon as the guns began to speak.
"Feenish!" as one of them said, placing a finger on the ground, lifting it in a long curve, twirling it over and over and downward again in imitation of a falling bomb. "Ze soixante-quinze speak, bang-bang-bang!" and his fist jerked out four blows in a row.
"Feenish!" he concluded, holding a hand out towards the German lines and making a motion of rubbing something off the slate. Plainly they were very proud of their artillery, and the Towers caught that word "soixante-quinze" in every tone of pleasure, pride, and satisfaction.
But as Private Robinson said, "I don"t wonder at it. Cans is a good name, but can-an"-does would be a better."
When the last of the Frenchmen had gone, the Towers completed their settling in and making themselves comfortable in the vacated quarters.
The greatest care was taken to avoid any man showing a British cap or uniform. "Snapper" Brown, urged by the public-spirited "Enery Irving, exhausted himself in playing the "Ma.r.s.eillaise" at the fullest pitch of his lungs and mouth-organ. His artistic soul revolted at last at the repet.i.tion, but since the only other French tune that was suggested was the Blue Danube Waltz, and there appeared to be divergent opinions as to its nationality, "Snapper" at last struck, and refused to play the "Ma.r.s.eillaise" a single time more. "Enery Irving enthusiastically took up this matter of "acting so as to deceive the Germans."
"Act!" he said. "If I"d a make-up box and a false mustache "ere, I"d act so as to cheat the French President "imself, much less a parcel of beer-swilling Germs."
The German trenches were too far away to allow of any conversation, but "Enery secured a board, wrote on it in large letters "Veev la France,"
and displayed it over the parapet. After the Germans had signified their notice of the sentiment by firing a dozen shots at it, "Enery replaced it by a fresh one, "A baa la Bosh." This notice was left standing, but to "Enery"s annoyance the Germans displayed in return a board which said in plain English, "Good morning." "Ain"t that a knock out," said "Enery disgustedly. "Much use me acting to deceive the Germans if some silly blighter in another bit o" the line goes and gives the game away."
Throughout the rest of the day he endeavored to confuse the German"s evident information by the display of the French cap and of French sentences on the board like "Bong jewr," "Bong nwee," and "Mercridi,"
which he told the others was the French for a day of the week, the spelling being correct as he knew because he had seen it written down, and the day indicated, he believed, being Wednesday--or Thursday. "And that"s near enough," he said, "because to-day is Wednesday, and if Mercridi means Wednesday, they"ll think I"m signaling "to-day"; and if it means Thursday, they"ll think I"m talking about to-morrow." All doubts of the German"s knowledge appeared to be removed, however, by their next notice, which stated plainly, "You are Englander." To that "Enery, his French having failed him, could only retort by a drawing of outstretched fingers and a thumb placed against a prominent nose on an obviously French face, with pointed mustache and imperial, and a French cap. But clearly even this failed, and the German"s next message read, "WELL DONE, WALES!" The Towers were annoyed, intensely annoyed, because shortly before that time the strikes of the Welsh miners had been prominent in the English papers, and as the Towers guessed from this notice at least equally prominent in the German journals.
"And I only "opes," said Robinson, "they sticks that notice up in front of some of the Taffy regiments."
"I don"t see that a bit," said "Enery Irving. "The Taffys out "ere "ave done their bit along with the best, and they"re just as mad as us, and maybe madder, at these ha"penny-grabbing loafers on strike."
"True enough," said Robinson, "but maybe they"ll write "ome and tell their pals "ow pleased the Bosche is with them, and "ave a kind word in pa.s.sing to say when any of them goes "ome casualtied or on leave, "Well done, Wales!" Well, I "ope Wales likes that smack in the eye," and he spat contemptuously. Presently he had the pleasure of expressing his mind more freely to a French signaler of artillery who was on duty at an observing post in this forward fire trench. The Frenchman had a sufficient smattering of English to ask awkward questions as to why men were allowed to strike in England in war time, but unfortunately not enough to follow Robinson"s lengthy and agonized explanations that these men were not English but--a very different thing--Welsh, and, more than that, unpatriotic swine, who ought to be shot. He was reduced at last to turning the unpleasant subject aside by asking what the Frenchman was doing there now the British had taken over. And presently the matter was shelved by a French observing officer, who was on duty there, calling his signalers to attention. The German guns had opened a slow and casual fire about half an hour before on the forward British trench, and now they quickened their fire and commenced methodically to bombard the trench. At his captain"s order a signaler called up a battery by telephone. The telephone instrument was in a tall narrow box with a handle at the side, and the signaler ground the handle vigorously for a minute and shouted a long string of h.e.l.lo"s into the instrument, rapidly twirled the handle again and shouted, twirled and shouted.
The Towers watched him in some amus.e.m.e.nt. ""Ere, chum," said Robinson, "you "aven"t put your tuppence in the slot," and "Enery Irving in a falsetto imitation of a telephone girl"s metallic voice drawled: "Put two pennies in, please, and turn the handle after each--one--two--thank you! You"re through." The signaler revolved the handle again. "You"re mistook, "Enery," said Robinson, ""e ain"t through. Chum, you ought to get your tuppence back."
"Ask to be put through to the inquiry office," said another. "Make a complaint and tell "em to come and take the blanky thing away if it can"t be kept in order. That"s what I used to "ear my governor say every other day."
From his lookout corner the captain called down in rapid French to his signaler.
"D "ye "ear that," said Robinson. "Garsong he called him. He"s a bloomin" waiter! Well, well, and me thought he was a signaler."
The captain at last was forced to descend from his place, and with the signaler endeavored to rectify the faulty instrument. They got through at last, and the captain spoke to his battery.
""Ear that," said Robinson. ""Mes on-fong," he says. He"s got a lot o"
bloomin" infants too."
"Queer crowd!" said Flannigan. "What with infants for soldiers and a waiter for a signaler, and a butcher or a baker or candlestick-maker for a President, as I"m told they have, they"re a rum crush altogether."
The captain ascended to his place again. A German sh.e.l.l, soaring over, burst with a loud _crump_ behind the trench. The French signaler laughed and waved derisively towards the sh.e.l.l. He leaned his head and body far to one side, straightened slowly, bent his head on a curve to the other side, and brought it up with a jerk, imitating, as he did so, the sound of the falling and bursting sh.e.l.l, "_sss-eee-aaa-ahah-aow-Wump_." Another sh.e.l.l fell, and "_aow-Wump_," he cried again, shuffling his feet and laughing gayly. The Towers laughed with him, and when the next sh.e.l.l fell there was a general chorus of imitation.
The captain called again, the signaler ground the handle and spoke into the telephone. "Fire!" he said, nodding delightedly to the Towers; "boom-boom-boom-boom." Immediately after they heard the loud, harsh, crackling reports of the battery to their rear, and the sh.e.l.ls rushed whistling overhead.
The signaler mimicked the whistling sound, and clicked his heels together. "Ha!" he said, "soixante-quinze--good, eh?" The captain called to him, and again he revolved the handle and called to the battery.
"Garsong," said Robinson, "a plate of swa-song-canned beans, si voo play--and serve "em hot"
A German sh.e.l.l dropped again, and again the chorused howls and laughter of the Towers marked its fall. The captain called for high explosive, and the signaler shouted on the order.
"Exploseef," repeated "Enery Irving, again airing his French. "That"s high explosive."
"Garsong, twopennorth of exploseef soup," chanted Robinson.
Then the order was sent down for rapid fire, and a moment later the battery burst out in running quadruple reports, and the sh.e.l.ls streamed whistling overhead. The Towers peered through periscopes and over the parapet to watch the tossing plumes of smoke and dust that leaped and twisted in the German lines. "Good old cans!" said Robinson appreciatively.
When the fire stopped, the captain came to the telephone and spoke to the battery in praise of their shooting. The Towers listened carefully to catch a word here and there. "There he goes again," said Robinson, "with "is bloomin" infants," and later he asked the signaler the meaning of "_mes braves_" that was so often in the captain"s mouth.
""Ear that," he said to the other Towers when the signaler explained it meant "my braves." "Bloomin" braves he"s calling his battery now.
Infants was bad enough, but "braves" is about the limit. I"m open to admit they"re brave enough; that bombing didn"t seem to worry them, and sh.e.l.l-fire pleases them like a call for dinner; and you remember that time we was in action one side of the La Ba.s.see road and they was in it on the other? Strewth! When I remember the wiping they got crossing the open, and the way they stuck it and plugged through that mud, and tore the barbed wire up by the roots, and sailed over into the German trench, I"m not going to contradict anybody that calls "em brave. But it sounds rum to "ear "em call each other it."
Robinson was busy surveying in a periscope the ground between the trenches. "I dunno if I"m seein" things," he remarked suddenly, "but I could "ve swore a man"s "and waved out o" the gra.s.s over there." With the utmost caution half a dozen men peered out through loopholes and with periscopes in the direction indicated, and presently a chorus of exclamations told that the hand had again been seen. Robinson was just about to wave in reply when "Enery grabbed his arm.
"You"re a nice one to "act so as to deceive," you are," he said warmly.
"I s"pose a khaki sleeve is likely to make the "Uns believe we"re French. Now, you watch me."
He pulled back his tunic sleeve, held his shirtsleeved arm up the moment the next wave came, and motioned a reply.
"He"s in a hole o" some sort," said "Enery. "Now I wonder who it is. A Frenchie by his tunic sleeve."
"Yes; there"s "is cap," said Robinson suddenly. "Just up--and gone."
"Make the same motion wi" this cap on a bayonet," said "Enery; "then knock off, case the Boshies spot "im."
The matter was reported, and presently a couple of officers came along, made a careful examination, and waved the cap. A cautious reply, and a couple of bullets whistling past their cap came at the same moment.
Later, "Enery sought the sergeant. "Mind you this, sergeant," he said, "if there"s any volunteerin" for the job o" fetchin" that chap in, he belongs to me. I found "im." The sergeant grinned.
"Robinson was here two minutes ago wi" the same tale," he said. "Seems you"re all in a great hurry to get shot."
"Like his bloomin" cheek!" said the indignant "Enery. "I know why he wants to go out; he"s after those German helmets the interpreter told us was lyin" out there."
The difficulty was solved presently by the announcement that an officer was going out and would take two volunteers--B Company to have first offer. "Enery and Robinson secured the post, and "Enery immediately sought the officer. Reminding him of the order to "act so as to deceive," he unfolded a plan which was favorably considered.