The Sheikhs on horseback--the lesser folk on clever donkeys--the children so despised by Farag soon understood that villages which repaired their waterwheels and channels stood highest in the Governor"s favour. He bought their barley, for his horses.
"Channels," he said, "are necessary that we may all jump them. They are necessary, moreover, for the crops. Let there be many wheels and sound channels--and much good barley."
"Without money," replied an aged Sheikh, "there are no waterwheels."
"I will lend the money," said the Governor.
"At what interest, O Our Excellency?"
"Take you two of May Queen"s puppies to bring up in your village in such a manner that they do not eat filth, nor lose their hair, nor catch fever from lying in the sun, but become wise hounds."
"Like Ray-yal--not like Bigglebai?" (Already it was an insult along the River to compare a man to the shifty anthropophagous blue-mottled harrier.)
"Certainly, like Ray-yal--not in the least like Bigglebai. That shall be the interest on the loan. Let the puppies thrive and the waterwheel be built, and I shall be content," said the Governor.
"The wheel shall be built, but, O Our Excellency, if by G.o.d"s favour the pups grow to be well-smelters, not filth-eaters, not unaccustomed to their names, not lawless, who will do them and me justice at the time of judging the young dogs?"
"Hounds, man, hounds! Ha-wands, O Sheikh, we call them in their manhood."
"The ha-wands when they are judged at the Sha-ho. I have unfriends down the river to whom Our Excellency has also entrusted ha-wands to bring up."
"Puppies, man! Pah-peaz we call them, O Sheikh, in their childhood."
"Pah-peat. My enemies may judge my pah-peaz unjustly at the Sha-ho. This must be thought of."
"I see the obstacle. Hear now! If the new waterwheel is built in a month without oppression, thou, O Sheikh, shalt be named one of the judges to judge the pah-peaz at the Sha-ho. Is it understood?"
"Understood. We will build the wheel. I and my seed are responsible for the repayment of the loan. Where are my pah-peaz? If they eat fowls, must they on any account eat the feathers?"
"On no account must they eat the feathers. Farag in the barge will tell thee how they are to live."
There is no instance of any default on the Governor"s personal and unauthorized loans, for which they called him the Father of Waterwheels.
But the first puppyshow at the capital needed enormous tact and the presence of a black battalion ostentatiously drilling in the barrack square to prevent trouble after the prize-giving.
But who can chronicle the glories of the Gihon Hunt--or their shames?
Who remembers the kill in the market-place, when the Governor bade the a.s.sembled sheikhs and warriors observe how the hounds would instantly devour the body of Abu Hussein; but how, when he had scientifically broken it up, the weary pack turned from it in loathing, and Farag wept because he said the world"s face had been blackened? What men who have not yet ridden beyond the sound of any horn recall the midnight run which ended--Beagleboy leading--among tombs; the hasty whip-off, and the oath, taken Abo e bones, to forget the worry? The desert run, when Abu Hussein forsook the cultivation, and made a six-mile point to earth in a desolate khor--when strange armed riders on camels swooped out of a ravine, and instead of giving battle, offered to take the tired hounds home on their beasts. Which they did, and vanished.
Above all, who remembers the death of Royal, when a certain Sheikh wept above the body of the stainless hound as it might have been his son"s--and that day the Hunt rode no more? The badly-kept log-book says little of this, but at the end of their second season (forty-nine brace) appears the dark entry: "New blood badly wanted. They are beginning to listen to beagle-boy."
The Inspector attended to the matter when his leave fell due.
"Remember," said the Governor, "you must get us the best blood in England--real, dainty hounds--expense no object, but don"t trust your own judgment. Present my letters of introduction, and take what they give you."
The Inspector presented his letters in a society where they make much of horses, more of hounds, and are tolerably civil to men who can ride. They pa.s.sed him from house to house, mounted him according to his merits, and fed him, after five years of goat chop and Worcester sauce, perhaps a thought too richly.
The seat or castle where he made his great coup does not much matter.
Four Masters of Foxhounds were at table, and in a mellow hour the Inspector told them stories of the Gihon Hunt. He ended: "Ben said I wasn"t to trust my own judgment about hounds, but I think there ought to be a special tariff for Empire-makers."
As soon as his hosts could speak, they rea.s.sured him on this point.
"And now tell us about your first puppy-show all over again," said one.
"And about the earth-stoppin". Was that all Ben"s own invention?" said another.
"Wait a moment," said a large, clean-shaven man--not an M.F.H.--at the end of the table. "Are your villagers habitually beaten by your Governor when they fail to stop foxes" holes?"
The tone and the phrase were enough even if, as the Inspector confessed afterwards, the big, blue double-chinned man had not looked so like Beagle-boy. He took him on for the honour of Ethiopia.
"We only hunt twice a week--sometimes three times. I"ve never known a man chastised more than four times a week unless there"s a bye."
The large loose-lipped man flung his napkin down, came round the table, cast himself into the chair next the Inspector, and leaned forward earnestly, so that he breathed in the Inspector"s face.
"Chastised with what?" he said.
"With the kourbash--on the feet. A kourbash is a strip of old hippo-hide with a sort of keel on it, like the cutting edge of a boar"s tusk. But we use the rounded side for a first offender."
"And do any consequences follow this sort of thing? For the victim, I mean--not for you?"
"Ve-ry rarely. Let me be fair. I"ve never seen a man die under the lash, but gangrene may set up if the kourbash has been pickled."
"Pickled in what?" All the table was still and interested.
"In copperas, of course. Didn"t you know that" said the Inspector.
"Thank G.o.d I didn"t." The large man sputtered visibly.
The Inspector wiped his face and grew bolder.
"You mustn"t think we"re careless about our earthstoppers. We"ve a Hunt fund for hot tar. Tar"s a splendid dressing if the toe-nails aren"t beaten off. But huntin" as large a country as we do, we mayn"t be back at that village for a month, and if the dressings ain"t renewed, and gangrene sets in, often as not you find your man pegging about on his stumps. We"ve a well-known local name for "em down the river. We call "em the Mudir"s Cranes. You see, I persuaded the Governor only to bastinado on one foot."
"On one foot? The Mudir"s Cranes!" The large man turned purple to the top of his bald head. "Would you mind giving me the local word for Mudir"s Cranes?"
From a too well-stocked memory the Inspector drew one short adhesive word which surprises by itself even unblushing Ethiopia. He spelt it out, saw the large man write it down on his cuff and withdraw. Then the Inspector translated a few of its significations and implications to the four Masters of Foxhounds. He left three days later with eight couple of the best hounds in England--a free and a friendly and an ample gift from four packs to the Gihon Hunt. He had honestly meant to undeceive the large blue mottled man, but somehow forgot about it.
The new draft marks a new chapter in the Hunt"s history. From an isolated phenomenon in a barge it became a permanent inst.i.tution with brick-built kennels ash.o.r.e, and an influence social, political, and administrative, co-terminous with the boundaries of the province. Ben, the Governor, departed to England, where he kept a pack of real dainty hounds, but never ceased to long for the old lawless lot. His successors were ex-officio Masters of the Gihon Hunt, as all Inspectors were Whips.
For one reason; Farag, the kennel huntsman, in khaki and puttees, would obey nothing under the rank of an Excellency, and the hounds would obey no one but Farag; for another, the best way of estimating crop returns and revenue was by riding straight to hounds; for a third, though Judges down the river issued signed and sealed land-t.i.tles to all lawful owners, yet public opinion along the river never held any such t.i.tle valid till it had been confirmed, according to precedent, by the Governor"s hunting crop in the hunting field, above the wilfully neglected earth. True, the ceremony had been cut down to three mere taps on the shoulder, but Governors who tried to evade that much found themselves and their office compa.s.sed about with a great cloud of witnesses who took up their time with lawsuits and, worse still, neglected the puppies. The older sheikhs, indeed, stood out for the unmeasurable beatings of the old days--the sharper the punishment, they argued, the surer the t.i.tle; but here the hand of modern progress was against them, and they contented themselves with telling tales of Ben the first Governor, whom they called the Father of Waterwheels, and of that heroic age when men, horses, and hounds were worth following.
This same Modern Progress which brought dog biscuit and bra.s.s water-taps to the kennels was at work all over the world. Forces, Activities, and Movements sprang into being, agitated themselves, coalesced, and, in one political avalanche, overwhelmed a bewildered, and not in the least intending it, England. The echoes of the New Era were borne into the Province on the wings of inexplicable cables. The Gihon Hunt read speeches and sentiments, and policies which amazed them, and they thanked G.o.d, prematurely, that their Province was too far off, too hot, and too hard worked to be reached by those speakers or their policies.
But they, with others, under-estimated the scope and purpose of the New Era.
One by one, the Provinces of the Empire were hauled up and baited, hit and held, lashed under the belly, and forced back on their haunches for the amus.e.m.e.nt of their new masters in the parish of Westminster. One by one they fell away, sore and angry, to compare stripes with each other at the ends of the uneasy earth. Even so the Gihon Hunt, like Abu Hussein in the old days, did not understand. Then it reached them through the Press that they habitually flogged to death good revenue-paying cultivators who neglected to stop earths; but that the few, the very few who did not die under hippohide whips soaked in copperas, walked about on their gangrenous ankle-bones, and were known in derision as the Mudir"s Cranes. The charges were vouched for in the House of Commons by a Mr. Lethabie Groombride, who had formed a Committee, and was disseminating literature: The Province groaned; the Inspector--now an Inspector of Inspectors--whistled. He had forgotten the gentleman who sputtered in people"s faces.
"He shouldn"t have looked so like Beagle-boy!" was his sole defence when he met the Governor at breakfast on the steamer after a meet.
"You shouldn"t have joked with an animal of that cla.s.s," said Peter the Governor. "Look what Farag has brought me!"