"There"s an abominable self-playing attachment here!" she called.
"Me!" the Infant answered, his napkin on his shoulder. "That"s how I play Parsifal."
"I prefer the direct expression. Take it away, Ipps."
We heard old Ipps skating obediently all over the floor.
"Now for the direct expression," said Stalky, and moved on the Burgundy recommended by the faculty to enrich fever-thinned blood.
"It"s nothing much. Only the belt of cotton-soil my chief showed me ran right into the Sheshaheli country. We haven"t been able to prove cannibalism against that tribe in the courts; but when a Sheshaheli offers you four pounds of woman"s breast, tattoo marks and all, skewered up in a plantain leaf before breakfast, you--"
"Naturally burn the villages before lunch," said Stalky.
Adam shook his head. "No troops," he sighed. "I told my Chief about it, and he said we must wait till they chopped a white man. He advised me if ever I felt like it not to commit a--a barren felo de se, but to let the Sheshaheli do it. Then he could report, and then we could mop "em up!"
"Most immoral! That"s how we got--" Stalky quoted the name of a province won by just such a sacrifice.
"Yes, but the beasts dominated one end of my cotton-belt like anything.
They chivied me out of it when I went to take soil for a.n.a.lysis--me and Imam Din."
"Sahib! Is there a need?" The voice came out of the darkness, and the eyes shone over Adam"s shoulder ere it ceased.
"None. The name was taken in talk." Adam abolished him with a turn of the finger. "I couldn"t make a casus belli of it just then, because my Chief had taken all the troops to hammer a gang of slave kings up north.
Did you ever hear of our war against Ibn Makarrah? He precious nearly lost us the Protectorate at one time, though he"s an ally of ours now."
"Wasn"t he rather a pernicious brute, even as they go?" said Stalky.
"Wade told me about him last year."
"Well, his nickname all through the country was "The Merciful," and he didn"t get that for nothing. None of our people ever breathed his proper name. They said "He" or "That One," and they didn"t say it aloud, either. He fought us for eight months."
"I remember. There was a paragraph about it in one of the papers," I said.
"We broke him, though. No--the slavers don"t come our way, because our men have the reputation of dying too much, the first month after they"re captured. That knocks down profits, you see."
"What about your charming friends, the Sheshahelis?" said the Infant.
"There"s no market for Sheshaheli. People would as soon buy crocodiles.
I believe, before we annexed the country, Ibn Makarrah dropped down on "em once--to train his young men--and simply hewed "em in pieces.
The bulk of my people are agriculturists just the right stamp for cotton-growers. What"s Mother playing?--"Once in royal"?"
The organ that had been crooning as happily as a woman over her babe restored, steadied to a tune.
"Magnificent! Oh, magnificent!" said the Infant loyally. I had never heard him sing but once, and then, though it was early in the tolerant morning, his mess had rolled him into a lotus pond.
"How did you get your cannibals to work for you?" asked Strickland.
"They got converted to civilization after my Chief smashed Ibn Makarrah--just at the time I wanted "em. You see my Chief had promised me in writing that if I could sc.r.a.pe up a surplus he would not bag it for his roads this time, but I might have it for my cotton game. I only needed two hundred pounds. Our revenues didn"t run to it."
"What is your revenue?" Stalky asked in the vernacular.
"With hut-tax, traders" game and mining licenses, not more than fourteen thousand rupees; every penny of it ear-marked months ahead." Adam sighed.
"Also there is a fine for dogs straying in the Sahib"s camp. Last year it exceeded three rupees," Imam Din said quietly.
"Well, I thought that was fair. They howled so. We were rather strict on fines. I worked up my native clerk--Bulaki Ram--to a ferocious pitch of enthusiasm. He used to calculate the profits of our cotton-scheme to three points of decimals, after office. I tell you I envied your magistrates here hauling money out of motorists every week I had managed to make our ordinary revenue and expenditure just about meet, and I was crazy to get the odd two hundred pounds for my cotton. That sort of thing grows on a chap when he"s alone--and talks aloud!"
"Hul-lo! Have you been there already?" the father said, and Adam nodded.
"Yes. Used to spout what I could remember of "Marmion" to a tree, sir.
Well then my luck turned. One evening an English-speaking n.i.g.g.e.r came in towing a corpse by the feet. (You get used to little things like that.) He said he"d found it, and please would I identify, because if it was one of Ibn Makarrah"s men there might be a reward. It was an old Mohammedan, with a strong dash of Arab--a smallboned, bald-headed chap, and I was just wondering how it had kept so well in our climate when it sneezed. You ought to have seen the n.i.g.g.e.r! He fetched a howl and bolted like--like the dog in "Tom Sawyer," when he sat on the what"s-its-name beetle. He yelped as he ran, and the corpse went on sneezing. I could see it had been sarkied. (That"s a sort of gum-poison, pater, which attacks the nerve centres. Our chief medical officer is writing a monograph about it.) So Imam Din and I emptied out the corpse one time, with my shaving soap and trade gunpowder, and hot water.
"I"d seen a case of sarkie before; so when the skin peeled off his feet, and he stopped sneezing, I knew he"d live. He was bad, though; lay like a log for a week while Imam Din and I ma.s.saged the paralysis out of him.
Then he told us he was a Hajji--had been three times to Mecca--come in from French Africa, and that he"d met the n.i.g.g.e.r by the wayside--just like a case of thuggee, in India--and the n.i.g.g.e.r had poisoned him. That seemed reasonable enough by what I knew of Coast n.i.g.g.e.rs."
"You believed him?" said his father keenly.
"There was no reason I shouldn"t. The n.i.g.g.e.r never came back, and the old man stayed with me for two months," Adam returned. "You know what the best type of a Mohammedan gentleman can be, pater? He was that."
"None finer, none finer," was the answer.
"Except a Sikh," Stalky grunted.
"He"d been to Bombay; he knew French Africa inside out; he could quote poetry and the Koran all day long. He played chess--you don"t know what that meant to me--like a master. We used to talk about the regeneration of Turkey and the Sheik-ul-Islam between moves. Oh, everything under the sun we talked about! He was awfully open-minded. He believed in slavery, of course, but he quite saw that it would have to die out. That"s why he agreed with me about developing the resources of the district by cotton-growing, you know."
"You talked of that too?" said Strickland.
"Rather. We discussed it for hours. You don"t know what it meant to me.
A wonderful man. Imam Din, was not our Hajji marvellous?"
"Most marvellous! It was all through the Hajji that we found the money for our cotton-play." Imam Din had moved, I fancy, behind Strickland"s chair.
"Yes. It must have been dead against his convictions too. He brought me news when I was down with fever at Dupe that one of Ibn Makarrah"s men was parading through my District with a bunch of slaves--in the Fork!"
"What"s the matter with the Fork, that you can"t abide it?" said Stalky.
Adam"s voice had risen at the last word.
"Local etiquette, sir," he replied, too earnest to notice Stalky"s atrocious pun. "If a slaver runs slaves through British territory he ought to pretend that they"re his servants. Hawkin" "em about in the Fork--the forked stick that you put round their necks, you know--is insolence--same as not backing your topsails in the old days. Besides, it unsettles the District."
"I thought you said slavers didn"t come your way," I put in.
"They don"t. But my Chief was smoking "em out of the North all that season, and they were bolting into French territory any road they could find. My orders were to take no notice so long as they circulated, but open slave-dealing in the Fork, was too much. I couldn"t go myself, so I told a couple of our Makalali police and Imam Din to make talk with the gentleman one time. It was rather risky, and it might have been expensive, but it turned up trumps. They were back in a few days with the slaver (he didn"t show fight) and a whole crowd of witnesses, and we tried him in my bedroom, and fined him properly. Just to show you how demoralized the brute must have been (Arabs often go dotty after a defeat), he"d snapped up four or five utterly useless Sheshaheli, and was offering "em to all and sundry along the road. Why, he offered "em to you, didn"t he, Imam Din?"
"I was witness that he offered man-eaters" for sale," said Imam Din.
"Luckily for my cotton-scheme, that landed, him both ways. You see, he had slaved and exposed slaves for sale in British territory. That meant the double fine if I could get it out of him."
"What was his defence?" said Strickland, late of the Punjab Police.