"You got news on him?"
"Absorbed a flash on the trip out. He"s no longer on the event horizon."
"Still in h.e.l.l?"
"Naw. He was sucked out feetfirst in another direction. I figure he"s got some explaining to do to the Powers That Be. Glad I"m not him, they"ll prolly send him back as a dung beetle."
A humongous thunderclap exploded right over the house, making it shake under us. That interrupted conversation for a minute. The others drifted over to the window as the sky opened up. Veils of water poured down on Rumpock. That would fix the fire. I started to ask Terrin if he"d done a magical good deed, but he was on his way out, stretching mightily.
"Later," he called, not looking to see if we noticed his departure.
That rat. He left me stuck in the middle of a rush of hero-worship from all sides. I wanted a nap.
I eventually got it, sometime well after dawn.
Overduke Anton had to leave to take care of the business with the fire and to make a start on restoration. Velma went with him to help out, and eventually Cadmus and Filima joined them. Shankey and Debreban hung with me, and we had an early breakfast in the kitchen. Shankey"s girlfriend, the cook, turned out to be an easy-on-the-eye surprise. We scarfed cold pizza while she got the fires going for the morning meal, and I told them some of the stuff I"d seen on the Otherside.
A messenger in black-and-silver livery turned up with a note from Anton. He was also looking for the ducal guardsmen Botello had used, but they weren"t to be found. We all kept quiet until the guy left.
Shankey read the note.
The fire damage was bad, but not too catastrophic. They lost the bell tower and an inn got scorched up pretty bad, nothing that couldn"t be patched over in time for the Mid-Summer Festival. Terrin and I were cordially invited to be special guests of honor at that event and in the meantime were welcome to enjoy the overduke"s hospitality at his palace. A formal note would follow. I had a bad feeling that smoked inn might have been Clem"s Place. If so, then I"d see about doing him a few benefit concerts, then slip him the recipe for pizza so he could have the first franchise.
But later. Wining and dining could wait.
I convinced Shankey and Debreban of the necessity of my beauty sleep and went upstairs. The big empty bed in my room looked like paradise. It felt even better. I shucked out of my clothes and dropped face-first into the pillows, so out of it I didn"t care if I ever came back.
But no rest for the wicked.
Snuggling into the sheets with lip-smacking delight, I was on the edge of drifting off. Thought I had drifted off. But I became aware of another presence close by. I caught no sense of danger from it. Quite the contrary.
After a little fuzzy reflection, I concluded I really was asleep, but dreaming. Dreams take you to all kinds of places, especially on the astral plane if you"re so inclined. I"d never been there before that I could recall, but you can"t go to h.e.l.l and back without having to endure a few major psychic changes.
I cracked open an astral eyeball. Reclining next to me on the bed was a succubus. She lapped her long tongue on my nose, tickling it. Her tail ran slowly up one of my legs. She had the biggest grin.
"Well,hi there, you sweetie-tweetie-piddie pie! How"s my favorite virgin this fine day?"
Ohh, mama!
THE END.