Chapter Nineteen.
The response was immediate. Seconds after Van Doren"s recounting of Mich.e.l.le"s last memory, the room erupted in a smell that can truly only be described as utterly f.u.c.king rank.
Somewhere in the smell processing centers of my brain, my olfactory nerves handed in their resignations; Miranda moaned, turned away, and threw up. Van Doren, still connected to Gwedif, appeared unaffected. Later I found out Gwedif had suppressed his olfactory sense. Lucky b.a.s.t.a.r.d.
"Uh oh," Joshua said. "Now we"ve done it."
I leaned over Miranda and tried to help her. "Jesus, Joshua," is said, perhaps redundantly. "What"s happening?"
"Remember what Gwedif said about the vote not being unanimous?" Joshua asked.
"Yeah," I said. "So?"
"Well, actually, it was. The senior officers were all against having Gwedif probe Mich.e.l.le. All of them."
"What? So why did we go ahead?" I said.
Gwedif piped in. "The ientcio overruled them, Tom. On the grounds that it was important to see how accurate Joshua"s interpretation of the event was, not because of your arguments. He said he was confident that Joshua"s version was the correct one, and that it would only be polite to fulfill your request, as you are our friend and partner."
"He did this as a favor?" I was suddenly and uncontrollably outraged. "Hey, f.u.c.k him. And f.u.c.k you for going along with it, Gwedif. I"m not interested in favors for the sake of appearances. I"m trying to offer your f.u.c.king people what you said you want."
"Tom, please," Gwedif said. He voice sounded strained; I wondered how much of it was actual strain he was allowing me to hear, and how much was play acting, since the voice was an artificial way for him to communicate. "You don"t know what"s been going on around here."
"Enlighten me," I said.
"The senior officers aren"t the only ones who are opposed to the idea of allowing Joshua to take control of your friend"s body. Nearly everyone on the ship is. The taboo against inhabiting a thinking being against its will is extremely strong for Yherajk. It"s entrenched in our culture in ways you can"t appreciate."
"It"s worth about five or six of the Ten Commandments," Joshua said.
"That"s a flip way of putting, but yes," Gwedif agreed. "And now you come and want us to throw aside all that entrenched thought, Tom. Frankly, there"s a large group of Yherajk on this ship who think your request may be proof that humans aren"t ethically developed enough for us to be involved with at all. They want to call this all off."
"But it"s not as if Mich.e.l.le is alive," I said. "She"s brain dead. Dead."
"We don"t have brains, Tom," Gwedif said. ""Brain dead" is not a concept that has a direct translation. It doesn"t come across to us. For Yherajk, there is body death, which doesn"t necessarily mean the death of the personality. And there"s soul death, which doesn"t necessarily mean the death of the body. But if a Yherajk inhabits the body of another Yherajk, its because he"s caused the soul death of the other. Murder, Tom. This looks and feels like murder to us."
"But she"s gone," I said, almost plaintively.
"It"s a distinction without difference," Gwedif said, quietly. "At least, for most of us. That"s why the ientcio had to say that he was being polite."
"Huh?" I said.
"Christ, Tom, you can be dense sometimes," Joshua said, irritably. "The only way that the ientcio could get the rest of the senior officers to go along was by saying that we ought to honor your request for the sake of politeness. The senior officers went along with it because they had expected my version of the events to play out. Now that it didn"t they"ve got a whole new thing to think about. And you"ve got your foot in the proverbial door."
I took a minute to let what Joshua said sink in. "Wow," I said, finally. "They must not be very happy with you at the moment, Joshua."
"They"re not," Joshua said. "Screw "em. They were being provincial about it."
"But you were against it, too," I reminded him.
"Sure," Joshua said. "I"m still not entirely thrilled about the idea, to tell you the truth. But now I know that Mich.e.l.le didn"t really want to die. That helps. And also, you"re right. This would probably be the best way for the Yherajk to meet humanity."
"I"m glad you"ve come around," I said.
"Don"t get c.o.c.ky," Joshua said. His tongue rolled out of his doggy mouth.
"What happens now?" I asked Gwedif.
"Now we argue," Gwedif said. "We have to see if the senior officers can wrap their minds around the concept of human death. Once we"ve done that, we might get them to see the wisdom of having Joshua inhabit this body. It could take some time."
"Hope you brought a good book with you," Joshua said.
Miranda, who had been slumped at my side, moved. "Do we need to be here for this?" she said. "If they yell anymore, I may have to barf up a lung."
"I"m sorry," Gwedif said. "You"re right. No, you don"t have to be here. This is something the officers will have to hash out for themselves. I can take you back to your car, if you like."
"I have to pee," Van Doren said, coming out of his daze. Gwedif disconnected; Van Doren"s nose immediately scrunched up in disgust.
"I thought I told you to go before we left," Joshua said. "Now you"re just going to have to hold it."
"Really?" Van Doren said.
"No, not really," Joshua said. "Hmmmm. We don"t really have bathrooms, though. Let"s go see if we can go find you a secluded corner or something."
Joshua and Van Doren went off to find a bathroom subst.i.tute; Gwedif, Miranda and I headed back to the ambulance. Miranda opened the back and crawled onto the stretcher there. Gwedif took his leave of us, promising news as soon as it happened.
I got into the back of the ambulance with Miranda and started rummaging around. "I thought I saw water around here somewhere," I said. "Though it might have been plasma. I"m not sure."
"If you find it, give me some," Miranda said. "I"ve got the great taste of vomit in my mouth and I want it out."
"Water or plasma?" I asked.
"At this point I really don"t care," she said. She rolled on her back and covered her eyes with her arm. "G.o.d. What a bizarre day."
"So what do you think of the Yherajk?" I said. "Everything you ever wanted in an alien civilization and more?"
"They"re fascinating," Miranda said, languidly. "An entire people, amazingly technologically and ethically advanced, all in desperate need of Dr. Scholl"s foot deodorizers. Where"s that water?"
"Here," I said, handing her the bottle I found. "This is clear, at the very least."
"Good enough," she said. She propped herself up on her elbow and took a slug. Then she offered the bottle to me. "Want some?"
"What, after you put your vomit-coated mouth on it? I don"t think so," I said. "Besides, I don"t know where you"ve been."
"Yes you do."
"Well, over the last twenty four hours or so, yes," I said. "But before that, it"s all one big, scary, dangerous blank. Twenty seven years worth of blank. Yikes."
"You"re silly," Miranda said. "All my time is spent at work. When I"m not at work, I"m at home. No mystery there." She patted the stretcher. "Come take a nap with me."
"I think I should stay awake," I said. "Gwedif might come back."
"Tom, it smelled so bad in there that I threw up," Miranda said. "I think it will be a while."
"There"s not enough room on that stretcher for both of us," I said.
"Don"t be a baby," Miranda said. "I don"t bite."
"I"m bitterly disappointed to hear that."
"Get me sometime when I"m not so tired," Miranda said.
I maneuvered onto the stretcher.
"See," Miranda said. "That wasn"t so bad."
"I"ve got a metal rail in my back," I said.
"It builds character," Miranda said.
"Just what I need now," I said. "Character. Oh, great. I"ve got the extra arm."
"What?" Miranda said.
"When two people are in the same bed together, there"s always an arm that gets in the way. It"s this one."
"We"re not in bed," Miranda said. "We"re in a stretcher."
"Same concept," I said. "Even more so, in fact."
"Well, move it."
"Where?"
"Here."
"Here? That doesn"t help."
"Here, then."
"If I keep it here, my entire arm will fall asleep. Ouch. No."
"You are a baby," Miranda. "How about here?"
"Wow," I said. "That is comfortable. How did you do that?"
"Hush," Miranda said. "I should have some secrets."
We were asleep in seconds.
We woke when Van Doren pulled open the doors of the ambulance. "Rise and shine, sleepy heads," he said, rather too cheerily.
Miranda grabbed at the water bottle and chucked it half-heartedly at Van Doren. "Die screaming," she said.
"Remind me not to be around you in the morning," Van Doren said.
"I don"t think you"ll need to worry about that one," Miranda said.
"Sorry to wake you guys up, but the senior officers have come to a decision and they want you guys to come," Van Doren said.
"A decision?" I said. "How long have we been asleep?"
"About six hours," Van Doren said.
"Six hours? Jesus, Jim," I struggled to get up without putting an elbow into Miranda. "Mich.e.l.le"s portable respirator only had a quarter charge in it."
"Relax," Van Doren said. "They recharged the battery."
"How did they do that?" I asked.
"These people use their technology to travel trillions of miles, and you ask how they can recharge a battery," Van Doren said. "Sometimes you"re just not too bright."
"What have you been doing all this time?" Miranda asked Van Doren.
Van Doren puffed himself up, mock pridefully. "While you two were wasting time sleeping, I wandered around this place. Not bad. Although I have to say if we ever plan any joint human-Yherajk s.p.a.ceship, they"re going to have to come up with taller pa.s.sageways. The top of my head is bruised. Enough chatter. I was sent to get you. They"ll be annoyed with me if I show up by myself."
"Go on without me," Miranda said. "I"ll just stay here and nap a little longer."
"No can do," Van Doren said. "They specifically asked for you to come, Miranda."
Miranda sat up when she heard this. "Why?"
"Do I look like I can interpret their smell language?" Van Doren said. "They didn"t give me reasons. They just asked for both of you. Now, as Tom once said to me, less talk. More walk. Get up."
When we got to the meeting room, it was much less stench-filled than when we left it. Still, the residue of the hours-long debate wafted in the air of the room, like the echoes after a rally; it smelled like the lion cage at the zoo after a particularly large meal had been consumed.
"Tom, Miranda, Jim," Gwedif said, as we entered. "Welcome back."
"Thank you, Gwedif," I said. "It smells much better in here now."
"It got worse before it got better," Gwedif confided. "At some points it was so thick in here that we had to stop to clear the air."
"We use that expression, too," I said.