"You see," Mich.e.l.le said, "I am not who you think I am. I am not what you think I am. This face is a mask. This body is a pose. Who I am and what I am is something you have never experienced before."
At this point, people had begun to start whispering. Some of them were worried that Mich.e.l.le was about to launch into some odd New Age screed about togetherness. Still others began to wonder if Mich.e.l.le was going to use this worldwide podium to announce she was a lesbian or a Scientologist. But some noticed that the bottom of Mich.e.l.le"s dress had suddenly gone crystal clear. And so, for that matter, had Mich.e.l.le"s legs.
"I"m wondering," Mich.e.l.le said. "This award tells me that you believe I have reached into myself and touched some fundamental humanity, some common bond that ties us all together. But could I reach into myself and find this fundamental humanity if I were not human?"
By now it was unmistakable; from toe to armpit, Mich.e.l.le had gone totally clear.
"What if I told you that that which makes you fundamentally human is something that you share with another people, a people so different from you that they might appear strange or frightening at first glance. A people who might terrify you from appearance alone. Could you make the jump, and understand that inside, they are not so different at all?"
Mich.e.l.le was now completely clear. As if she had been replaced by an indescribably delicate and beautiful figurine of hand-blown, iridescent gla.s.s. She moved away from the podium and stood in full view of a billion speechless members of the human race.
When she spoke again, her voice rang out, amplified not by electronics but by her own crystalline body.
"Could you accept that another people, so unlike you, and yet not unlike you at all, would offer you their hand in friendship? Because, my friends, we are here."
We never did find out who won Best Picture that year.
Twenty Two On the whole, people took it rather well. The only place that rioted was North Korea.
The fact that an alien had managed to sneak past humanity, pose as a superstar and win the Best Actress Oscar had the desired affect of showing the world that the Yherajk were an essentially benign race -- after all, if they had been a warlike people, they could have overrun us with their s.p.a.ceships, or at the very least have fielded a football team and tried to win the Superbowl instead. Winning the Best Actress Oscar was the most non-threatening, yet high exposure, way to introduce one species to another.
The other point that came across was the point Mich.e.l.le made in her speech -- despite the differences, we were in many ways just the same. Mich.e.l.le wouldn"t have been awarded the Oscar if she had not been able to create such a believable performance as a woman and a human. It was only afterwards, after all, that people realized she wasn"t human.
Mich.e.l.le made it easy for most of humanity by meeting them halfway; although she remained transparent, she also retained Mich.e.l.le"s body shape rather than reverting to the basic Yherajk shapelessness (or smell). She did her job as a true bridge between our peoples -- clearly alien, and yet, human enough for most people to accept her.
The only unpleasant thing about Mich.e.l.le winning the Oscar came later, when some Academy members pet.i.tioned to have Mich.e.l.le disqualified as the Best Actress winner. Their rationale was that not only was she not really a human, there was no way to determine that she was, in fact, female.
The Academy voted down the proposal in the interests of interspecies peace. Mich.e.l.le kept her Oscar.
Roland, who never discovered if he had won Best Director or Best Picture, consoled himself with his Best Editing Oscar, and the fact that Mich.e.l.le"s alien status gave Hard Memories the Oscar b.u.mp of the ages. By the end of its run, Hard Memories grossed half a billion domestic and another billion and a half foreign. Before video and cable. Roland, whose gross points were now worth $400 million, went on to make the Krysztof Kordus film without Mich.e.l.le"s money. He paid for it himself out of petty cash.
Roland wasn"t the only one raking in the fame and fortune. The day after Mich.e.l.le unveiled, Jim Van Doren walked into the offices of the New York Times and plopped down a story about life on the Yherajk s.p.a.ceship. It was picked up by every newspaper on the planet; shortly thereafter, Van Doren received a $6 million advance for a book on Human-Yherajk relations, which, as it happened, he"d already co-written with Gwedif. It was rushed into print so fast that the glue was still wet when the books. .h.i.t the stores. It stayed at the top of the bestseller lists for the rest of the year. It"s still there now. You wouldn"t believe what he gets in speaking fees these days. I don"t and I"m his agent.
Beyond Mich.e.l.le, however, the Yherajk decided it was best if they stayed in their ship for a little longer. They realized the value of having Mich.e.l.le, for the short run, be the contact between our peoples. The rest of the Yherajk went the go-slow route, answering e-mail from scientists, politicians and common people alike, and communicating with the world through their Web site and their AOL forum, letting leak, bit by bit, information about the Yherajk"s true nature and appearance. By the time the majority of the Yherajk land on Earth, humanity will have had enough time to absorb the fact of their differences.
Of course, humanity was still impatient. Fortunately, patience is a Yherajk trait. Soon enough, they said, we will come visit your planet, and you will be invited to our s.p.a.ceship. And then our peoples will truly learn all we can from each other.
Governments and self-appointed amba.s.sadors sent e-mail back towards the Ionar, saying When? When can we visit?
You"ll have to check with our agent, the Yherajk invariably signaled back.
Which leads back to me, sitting in my office, with my headset on, lightly bouncing a blue racquetball off the pane of my office window. Talking to my most important client, who was, and still is, and will probably always be, Mich.e.l.le.
"I don"t see why I have go to Venezuela," Mich.e.l.le was saying to me.
"Because you"ve been to Peru, Brazil, Chile and Paraguay," I said. "The Venezuelans are a little touchy about their place in the South American hierarchy of nations. Throw them a bone, Mich.e.l.le. Don"t make them the only South American country on the block without a visit from an Oscar-winning alien. They have enough troubles as it is."
"When are the rest of the Yherajk going to come down?" Mich.e.l.le wanted to know. "There"s two thousand of us, you know. Wouldn"t hurt to have some of them pitch in."
"Jim says the human quarters are just about ready on the Ionar," I said. "When they"re ready, we"ll start inviting folks up and bringing other Yherajk down. It"ll be soon, I promise."
"You said that a month ago, Tom."
"You can"t rush these things, Mich.e.l.le. These things take as long as they take."
"Which reminds me," Mich.e.l.le said. "How long until Miranda pops?"
"If she hasn"t gone into labor in about a week, our doctor wants to induce," I said. "Miranda has her own opinions on that one."
"I don"t doubt that," Mich.e.l.le said. "Pick out any names yet?"
"We have," I said. "Mich.e.l.le if it"s a girl, Joshua if it"s a boy."
"Well, shucks," Mich.e.l.le said. "I"m touched. I may cry."
"You don"t have tear ducts anymore," I said.
"I"ll make them especially for this purpose," Mich.e.l.le said.
Brandon, my new a.s.sistant, popped his head through the door. "It"s him, on line three," he said.
I nodded and shooed him out of the room. "Listen, Mich.e.l.le, I have go. I have a three o"clock with Carl, but before I do that I have to take this call I"ve got coming in. Where are you now, anyway?"
"I"m somewhere over the Midwest," Mich.e.l.le said. "I"ll be in Chicago in about an hour. I can"t believe you have me going to a science fiction convention."
"Hey," I said. "It won"t be so bad. Jim is going to be there. And besides, these people are your core const.i.tuency. Give "em a thrill."
"Oh, I will," Mich.e.l.le said. "Wait till you see what I have planned for the costume ball." She clicked off.
I looked at my watch. 2:55. Five more minutes. If I took this call, I ran the risk of being late to my meeting with Carl, which would be bad.
Oh, what the h.e.l.l, I thought. Might as well live dangerously. I flicked the b.u.t.ton on line three.
"h.e.l.lo, Mr. President," I said.
The ball went thock as it hit the window.