Chapter 4104: The Unfortunate Liu Fang
Zhao Kun was also dumbfounded.
What was going on?
Why had he been grabbed? Furthermore, if this was a beauty, then even if outsiders had seen this, he would only be “embarra.s.sed” for a while, at most. But now, it was a man, a man!
All of a sudden, there was only one thought in his mind, and that was all his innocence was gone!
Heavens, he didn’t even want a beautiful woman. It was fine as long as they were women. Why was it a man?
Liu Fang was also stunned and speechless. He swore that his s.e.xual orientation was extremely normal, but all of a sudden, for some reason, he was touching a man’s crotch. This made him practically doubt his life.
“Disgusting!” Donglin Imperial Clan’s Core Formation Tier finally roared. This was too f*cking blinding.
“No, no, no, this is a misunderstanding!” Liu Fang hurriedly said. He was really very innocent.
However, just as his words fell, pa, his demonic palm once again stretched out, and pressed down on Zhao Kun’s behind.
This!
“Shameless! Shameless!” The Core Formation Tier cultivator’s face flushed red, and he shouted, “All of you, get lost! You’re not welcome here!”
“No, it’s really not like that!” Liu Fang’s face was also pale. This banquet was a very good opportunity for him to get to know the other Holy Lands and even the Imperial Clan in fact, so he could expand his circle of friends.
But if he was chased out of the banquet, then if others asked, what? He was chased off because he had touched another man’s c*ck and behind? How would he be able to face others in future?
If he truly became a Saint in the future, would others also refer to him as the C*ck Touching Saint?
That would really be leaving his name for all eternity.
He looked towards Zhao Kun. Unexpectedly, Zhao Kun had also retreated continuously, maintaining a great distance from him, a hint of wariness in his expression.
“Zhao Kun, even you don’t trust me?” he asked angrily.
Zhao Kun smiled awkwardly, yet was unwilling to come any closer.
How am I supposed to believe you? You touched my c*ck first, then touched my behind. Pervert, pervert!
The large black dog was already rolling around in laughter. As the culprit, he was naturally extremely pleased. Unfortunately, this kind of pleasure could only be shared with Ling Han. Otherwise, he would be even happier.
Ling Han also shook his head. If this clay figurine was used properly, its might would really be even more terrifying than killing someone. Of course, only the large black dog would think of such an underhanded trick. This time, Liu Fang had really been tricked terribly.
“Don’t stand here anymore, leave quickly!” Donglin Imperial Clan’s Core Formation Tier began to chase them away.
He really didn’t want to see Liu Fang again. He felt extremely disgusted.
Liu Fang was naturally unwilling, and was just explaining away. However, this was naturally useless. With two “moves”, his image had already been completely destroyed.
“Hahaha!” The large black dog laughed heartily.
“What are you laughing at?” Liu Fang looked over. He had finally found a target to vent his fury.
“What are you being so arrogant for? I didn’t touch a man’s c*ck or behind,” the large black dog said in a mocking tone.
F***, you still dare to say it!
Liu Fang wanted to kill someone, but his reasoning was still present. This was the territory of the Donglin Imperial Clan. Killing someone here was equivalent to not giving face to the Donglin Imperial Clan. He was unafraid of this middle-aged man. He was only a servant, so his abilities were definitely inferior to his. However, if he offended the Donglin Imperial Clan, would there still be a place for him in the future?
He sneered as well, and said, “You speak as if you have the right to enter.”
The large black dog was proud, and he said, “Little Han, let’s pa.s.s the three stages.” “Haha!” Liu Fang laughed coldly. He knew what the three tests set by the Donglin Imperial Clan were. As he saw it, it was impossible to pa.s.s them. The difficulty was too high, and they would only be seeking their own humiliation.
“If you guys can pa.s.s three stages, I’ll cut off my head and hand it over to you.”
The large black dog looked towards Ling Han, “Little Han, this pervert seems to be looking down on us?”
“Sigh, have we both fallen to the extent of being looked down on by a pervert?” Ling Han shook his head cooperatively.
“You two!” Liu Fang said through gritted teeth. As long as these two people dared to enter the True Dragon Abyss, he would definitely find them and kill them.
However, he did not say it out loud, fearing that Ling Han and the large black dog would become afraid, and give up the idea of going to the True Dragon Abyss.
“This friend, bring us to pa.s.s the three stages,” Ling Han said.
The Donglin Imperial Clan’s Core Formation Tier also knew that Ling Han and the large black dog weren’t in the same group as Liu Fang after observing them for so long. This caused him to breathe a sigh of relief. Otherwise, just thinking about the demonic palm that had reached into the privates of a certain man caused gooseb.u.mps to rise all over his body.
“All right,” he nodded.
Just as he was about to bring Ling Han and the large black dog to pa.s.s the so-called three stages, he was taken aback. Then, he turned to Ling Han and asked, “Dare I ask if your name is
Ling Han, or Ding Yi?”
“That’s right. This is the second handsome man in the world, Ding Yi. I am the most handsome Ding Er in the world,” the large black dog interrupted.
The Core Formation Tier cultivator nodded, then said, “Please wait for a moment.”
Yi, what was going on here?
Liu Fang was stunned. Why didn’t you pa.s.s three stages? Could it be that you f****** wanted
to cover for these two people, and just bring the two of them to the banquet like that?
This was too brazen.
Yi, what had that person just said? Ling Han?
Was this Ling Han from the North Heavenly Realm?
That’s not right. The difference in appearance was too great.
“Brother-in-law!” A delicate voice was soon heard, and they saw a silver-haired little lolita rapidly rus.h.i.+ng over from the distance at an astonis.h.i.+ng speed.
This was naturally transmission of divine sense. The transmission of sound was far from
being as fast as her running speed.
Chi Mengshan.
When the Core Formation Tier cultivator heard the words “brother-in-law”, he was so scared
that he directly fell over.
Brother-in-law?
This little princess only had one sister, and that was the Imperial Daughter of the Donglin Imperial Clan. She was the Imperial Daughter of the Donglin Imperial Clan, and she was also the prodigy with the most natural talent in the last million years, Chi Menghan. In the future, not only would she have the chance to become a Saint, she could even attempt to become an
Emperor.
The Imperial Daughter was getting married? Heavens!
Liu Fang naturally knew Chi Mengshan as well. This was the little princess of the Donglin
Imperial Clan, and the Imperial Daughter Chi Menghan’s younger sister. Which of the guests here today didn’t know her?
It was precisely because of this that he was gaping widely, looking at Ling Han as if he was an
idiot.
How was this possible?
Chi Menghan was not only the Imperial Daughter, but also the third most beautiful woman in
the galaxy. Yet, she was already taken? Moreover, she was already married to the person he
hated the most?
No, no, no, he could not accept this!
The silver-haired lolita didn’t care how many people would be troubled by her screams. Her mind was filled with thoughts of marrying Chi Menghan off, and she didn’t care at all. “Brother-in-law, you’re really late!” she complained the moment she arrived. Then, she grabbed one of Ling Han’s hands, “Quick, quick, quick, don’t let others s.n.a.t.c.h Big Sister away! Sigh, you’re really too much. You’re not worried at all that your wife is about to be s.n.a.t.c.hed away. Aren’t you afraid that there’s a gra.s.sy plain above your head!”
This little girl was too mature, wasn’t she?
The large black dog’s interest was instantly piqued, and he said, “Little girl, tell me about
your sister and Little Han.”
“Yi, stinky dog!” Chi Mengshan fanned her nose, “I don’t like dogs. They smell like p.o.o.p all
the time, so detestable!”
The large black dog’s expression instantly turned dark. From the moment it gained intelligence, it had cast off most of its habits as a dog, all right?
“Let’s go, let’s go!”