"It makes our a.s.sociation seem so formal--don"t you think?--so constrained. Come, Mr. Lanyard! be reasonable. What is a pistol between friends?"
Lanyard shrugged, sighed, and produced the weapon.
"Really!" he said, handing it over to Monk--"how could anyone resist such disarming expressions?"
The captain thanked him solemnly and put the weapon away in his safe, together with the steel despatch-box and Liane Delorme"s personal treasure of precious stones.
XXI
SOUNDINGS
With characteristic abruptness Liane Delorme announced that she was sleepy, it had been for her a most fatiguing day. Captain Monk rang for the stewardess and gallantly escorted the lady to her door. Lanyard got up with Phinuit to bow her out, but instead of following her suit helped himself to a long whiskey and soda, with loving deliberation selected, trimmed and lighted a cigar, and settled down into his chair as one prepared to make a night of it.
"You never sleep, no?" Phinuit enquired in a spirit of civil solicitude.
"Desolated if I discommode you, monsieur," Lanyard replied with entire amiability--"but not to-night, not at least until I know those jewels have no more chance to go ash.o.r.e without me."
He tasted his drink with open relish. "Prime Scotch," he judged. "One grows momentarily more reconciled to the prospect of a long voyage."
"Make the most of it," Phinuit counselled. "Remember our next port of call is the Great American Desert. After all, the despised camel seems to have had the right idea all along."
He gaped enormously behind a superst.i.tious hand. Monk, returning, published an elaborate if silent superciliary comment on the tableau.
"He has no faith at all in our good intentions," Phinuit explained, eyeing Lanyard with mild reproach. "It"s most discouraging."
"Monsieur suffers from insomnia?" Monk asked in his turn.
"Under certain circ.u.mstances."
"Ever take anything for it?"
"To-night it would require nothing less than possession of the Montalais jewels to put me to sleep."
"Well, if you manage to lay hands on them without our consent," Phinuit promised genially, "you"ll be put to sleep all right."
"But don"t let me keep you up, messieurs."
Captain Monk consulted the chronometer. "It"s not worth while turning in," he said: "we sail soon after day-break."
"Far be it from me to play the giddy crab, then." Phinuit busied himself with the decanter, gla.s.ses and siphon. "Let"s make it a regular party; we"ll have all to-morrow to sleep it off in. If I try to hop on your shoulder and sing, call a steward and have him lead me to my innocent white cot; but take a fool"s advice, Lanyard, and don"t try to drink the skipper under the table. On the word of one who"s tried and repented, it can not be done."
"But it is I who would go under the table," Lanyard said. "I have a poor head for whiskey."
"Thanks for the tip."
"Pardon?"
"I mean to say," Phinuit explained, "I"m glad to have another weakness of yours to bear in mind."
"You are interested in the weaknesses of others, monsieur?"
"They"re my hobby."
"Knowledge," Monk quoted, sententious, "is power."
"May I ask what other entries you have made in my dossier, Mr.
Phinuit?"
"You won"t get shirty?"
"But surely not."
"Well ... can"t be positive till I know you better.... I"m afraid you"ve got a tendency to overestimate the gullibility of people in general. It"s either that, or.... No: I don"t believe you"re intentionally hypocritical, or self-deceived, either."
"But I don"t understand...."
"Remember your promise.... But you seem to think it easy to put it over on us, mademoiselle, the skipper and me."
"But I a.s.sure you I have never had any such thought."
"Then why this funny story of yours--told with a straight face, too!--about wanting to get hold of the Montalais loot simply to slip it back to its owner?"
Lanyard felt with a spasm of anger constrict his throat; and knew that the restraint he imposed upon his temper was betrayed in a reddened face. Nevertheless his courteous smile persisted, his polite conversational tone was unchanged.
"Now you remind me of something. I presume, Captain Monk, it"s not too late to send a note ash.o.r.e to be posted?"
"Oh!" Monk"s eyebrows protested violently--"a note!"
"On plain paper, in a plain envelope--and I don"t in the least mind your reading it."
The eyebrows appealed to Phinuit, and that worthy ruled: "Under those conditions, I don"t see we can possibly object."
Monk shrugged his brows back into place, found paper of the sort desired, even went so far as to dip the pen for Lanyard.
"You will sit at my desk, monsieur?"
"Many thanks."
Under no more heading than the date, Lanyard wrote:
"Dear Madame de Montalais:"
"I have not forgotten my promise, but my days have been full since I left the chateau. And even now I must be brief: within an hour I sail for America, within a fortnight you may look for telegraphic advices from me, stating that your jewels are in my possession, and when I hope to be able to restore them to you."
"Believe me, dear madame,"