ALICE. "Yes, for Steve."
COLONEL. "But don"t hang in me, chicken, hang in your mother. Steve, why are you staring at Alice?"
We know why he is staring at Alice, but of course he is too gallant a gentleman to tell. Besides his astonishment has dazed him.
STEVE. "Was I?"
ALICE, with her arms extended, "Amy, don"t be afraid of me."
AMY, going into them contemptuously, "I"m not."
COLONEL, badgered, "Then kiss and make it up."
Amy bestows a cold kiss upon her mother. Alice weeps. "This is too much. Just wait till I get you home. Are you both ready?"
It is then that Amy makes her first mistake. The glove that the Colonel has tossed to Steve is lying on a chair, and she innocently begins to put it on. Her father stares at her; his wife does not know why.
ALICE. "We are ready, Robert. Why don"t you come? Robert, what is it?"
COLONEL, darkening, "Steve knows what it is; Amy doesn"t as yet. The simple soul has given herself away so innocently that it is almost a shame to take notice of it. But I must, Steve. Come, man, it can"t be difficult to explain."
In this Steve evidently differs from him.
ALICE. "Robert, you frighten me."
COLONEL. "Still tongue-tied, Steve. Before you came here, Alice, I found a lady"s glove on the floor."
ALICE, quickly, "That isn"t our affair, Robert."
COLONEL. "Yes; I"ll tell you why. Amy has just put on that glove."
ALICE. "It isn"t hers, dear."
COLONEL. "Do you deny that it is yours, Amy?" Amy has no answer to this. "Is it unreasonable, Steve, to ask you when my daughter, with whom you profess to be unacquainted, gave you that token of her esteem?"
STEVE, helpless, "Alice."
COLONEL. "What has Alice to do with it?"
AMY, to the rescue, "Nothing, nothing, I swear."
COLONEL. "Has there been something going on that I don"t understand?
Are you in it, Alice, as well as they? Why has Steve been staring at you so?"
AMY, knowing so well that she alone can put this matter right, "Mother, don"t answer."
STEVE. "If I could see Alice alone for a moment, Colonel--"
ALICE. "Yes."
COLONEL. "No. Good heavens, what are you all concealing? Is Amy--my Amy--your elderly lady, Steve? Was that some tasteful little joke you were playing on your old friend, her father?"
STEVE. "Colonel, I--"
AMY, preparing for the great sacrifice, "I forbid him to speak."
COLONEL. "_You_ forbid him."
ALICE. "Robert, Robert, let me explain. Steve--"
AMY. "Mother, you must not, you dare not."
Grandly, "Let all fall on me. It is not true, father, that Mr. Rollo and I were strangers when you introduced us."
ALICE, wailing, "Amy, Amy."
AMY, with a touch of the sublime, "It _is_ my glove, but it had a right to be here. He is my affianced husband."
Perhaps, but it is an open question, Steve is the one who is most surprised to hear this. He seems to want to say something on the subject, but a look of entreaty from Alice silences him.
COLONEL. "Alice, did you hear her?"
ALICE. "Surely you don"t mean, Robert, that you are not glad?"
COLONEL, incredulous, "Is that how _you_ take it?"
ALICE, heart-broken, "How I take it! I am overjoyed. Don"t you see how splendid it is; our old friend Steve."
COLONEL, glaring at him, "Our old friend, Steve."
As for Amy, that pale-faced lily, for the moment she stands disregarded. Never mind; Ginevra will yet do her justice.
ALICE. "Oh, happy day!" Brazenly she takes Steve"s two hands, "Robert, he is to be our son."
COLONEL. "You are very clever, Alice, but do you really think I believe that this is no shock to you? Oh, woman, why has this deception not struck you to the ground?"
ALICE. "Deception? Amy, Steve, I do believe he thinks that this is as much a surprise to me as it is to him! Why, Robert, I have known about it ever since I saw Amy alone this afternoon. She told me at once. Then in came Steve, and he--"
COLONEL. "Is it as bad as that!"
ALICE. "As what, dear?"
COLONEL. "That my wife must lie to me."
ALICE. "Oh, Robert."
COLONEL. "I am groping only, but I can see now that you felt there was something wrong from the first. How did you find out?"
ALICE, imploringly, "Robert, they are engaged to be married; it was foolish of them not to tell you; but, oh, my dear, leave it at that."