Now, pa.s.sed by a Medical Board as fit for Home Service, they had said farewell to their Convalescent Home and come to London to learn what fate Olympus held in store for them.
"Where have you been all day, Bobby?" enquired Wagstaffe, as they sat down to dinner an hour later.
"Down in Kent," replied Bobby briefly.
"Very well: I will not probe the matter. Been to the War Office?"
"Yes. I was there this morning. I am to be Adjutant of a Cadet school, at Great Snoreham. What sort of a job is that likely to be?"
"On the whole," replied Wagstaffe, "a Fairy G.o.dmother Department job.
It might have been very much worse. You are thoroughly up to the Adjutant business, Bobby, and of course the young officers under you will be immensely impressed by your game leg and bit of ribbon. A very sound appointment."
"What are they going to do with you?" asked Bobby in his turn.
"I am to command our Reserve Battalion, with acting rank of Lieutenant-Colonel. Think of that, my lad! They have confirmed you in your rank as Captain, I suppose?"
"Yes."
"Good! The only trouble is that you will be stationed in the South of England and I in the North of Scotland; so we shall not see quite so much of one another as of late. However, we must get together occasionally, and split a tin of bully for old times" sake."
"Bully? By gum!" said Bobby thoughtfully. "I have almost forgotten what it tastes like. (Fried sole, please; then roast lamb.) Eight months in hospital do wash out certain remembrances."
"But not all," said Wagstaffe.
"No, not all. I--I wonder how our chaps are getting on, over there."
"The regiment?"
"Yes. It is so hard to get definite news."
"They were in the Arras show. Did better than ever; but--well, they required a big draft afterwards."
"The third time!" sighed Bobby. "Did any one write to you about it?"
"Yes. Who do you think?"
"Some one in the regiment?"
"Yes."
"I didn"t know there were any of the old lot left. Who was it?"
"Mucklewame."
"Mucklewame? You mean to say the Boche hasn"t got _him_ yet? It"s like missing Rheims Cathedral."
"Yes, they got him at Arras. Mucklewame is in hospital. Fortunately his chief wound is in the head, so he"s doing nicely. Here is his letter."
Bobby took the pencilled screed, and read:--
_Major Wagstaffe,
Sir,--I take up my pen for to inform you that I am now in hospital in Glasgow, having become a ca.s.suality on the 18th inst.
I was struck on the head by the nose-cap of a German sh.e.l.l (now in the possession of my guidwife). Unfortunately I was wearing one of they steel helmets at the time, with the result that I sustained a serious scalp-wound, also very bad concussion. I have never had a liking for they helmets anyway.
The old regiment did fine in the last attack. They were specially mentioned in Orders next day. The objective was reached under heavy fire and position consolidated before we were relieved next morning_.
"Good boys!" interpolated Bobby softly.
_Colonel Carmichael, late of the Second Battn., I think, is now in command. A very nice gentleman, but we have all been missing you and the Captain.
They tell me that I will be for home service after this. My head is doing well, but the muscules of my right leg is badly torn. I should have liked fine for to have stayed out and come home with the other boys when we are through with Berlin.
Having no more to say, sir, I will now draw to a close.
Jas. Mucklewame,
C.S.M_.
After the perusal of this characteristic _Ave atque Vale!_ the two friends adjourned to the balcony, overlooking the Green Park. Here they lit their cigars in reminiscent silence, while neighbouring search-lights raked the horizon for Zeppelins which no longer came. It was a moment for confidences.
"Old Mucklewame is like the rest of us," said Wagstaffe at last.
"How?"
"Wanting to go back, and all that. I do too--just because I"m here, I suppose. A year ago, out there, my chief ambition was to get home, with a comfortable wound and a comfortable conscience."
"Same here," admitted Bobby.
"It was the same with practically every one," said Wagstaffe. "If any man a.s.serts that he really enjoys modern warfare, after, say, six months of it, he is a liar. In the South African show I can honestly say I was perfectly happy. We were fighting in open country, against an adversary who was a gentleman; and although there was plenty of risk, the chances were that one came through all right. At any rate, there was no poison gas, and one did not see a whole platoon blown to pieces, or buried alive, by a single sh.e.l.l. If Brother Boer took you prisoner, he did not stick you in the stomach with a saw-edged bayonet. At the worst he pinched your trousers. But Brother Boche is a different proposition. Since he b.u.t.ted in, war has descended in the social scale. And modern scientific developments have turned a sporting chance of being scuppered into a mathematical certainty.
And yet--and yet--old Mucklewame is right. One _hates_ to be out of it--especially at the finish. When the regiment comes stumping through London on its way back to Euston--next year, or whenever it"s going to be--with their ragged pipers leading the way, you would like to be at the head of "A" Company, Bobby, and I would give something to be exercising my old function of whipper-in. Eh, boy?"
"Never mind," said practical Bobby. "Perhaps we shall be on somebody"s glittering Staff. What I hate to feel at present is that the other fellows, out there, have got to go on sticking it, while we--"
"And by G.o.d," exclaimed Wagstaffe, "what stickers they are--and were!
Did you ever see anything so splendid, Bobby, as those six-months-old soldiers of ours--in the early days, I mean, when we held our trenches, week by week, under continuous bombardment, and our gunners behind could only help us with four or five rounds a day?"
"I never did," said Bobby, truthfully.
"I admit to you," continued Wagstaffe, "that when I found myself pitchforked into "K(1)" at the outbreak of the war, instead of getting back to my old line battalion, I was a pretty sick man. I hated everybody. I was one of the old school--or liked to think I was--and the ways of the new school were not my ways. I hated the new officers.
Some of them bullied the men; some of them allowed themselves to be bullied by N.C.O."s. Some never gave or returned salutes, others went about saluting everybody. Some came into Mess in fancy dress of their own design, and elbowed senior officers off the hearthrug. I used to marvel at the Colonel"s patience with them. But many of them are dead now, Bobby, and they nearly all made good. Then the men! After ten years in the regular Army I hated them all--the way they lounged, the way they dressed, the way they sat, the way they spat. I wondered how I could ever go on living with them. And now--I find myself wondering how I am ever going to live without them. We shall not see their like again. The new lot--present lot--are splendid fellows. They are probably better soldiers. Certainly they are more uniformly trained.
But there was a piquancy about our old scamps in "K(1)" that was unique--priceless--something the world will never see again."
"I don"t know," said Bobby thoughtfully. "That c.o.c.kney regiment which lay beside us at Albert last summer was a pretty priceless lot. Do you remember a pair of fat fellows in their leading platoon? We called them Fortnum and Mason!"
"I do--particularly Fortnum. Go on!"