All-Wool Morrison

Chapter 32

"It"s all right so far, gentlemen," the mayor a.s.sured his involuntary conferees. "Joe is on the job with his American Legion boys, as he promised me he"d be. Now I"m going to be perfectly frank and inform you that I have made a promise of my own in this case. I haven"t meant to be presumptuous. I don"t want you to feel that I"ve got a swelled head. I"m merely trying to keep my word and carry out a contract on a business oasis. It"s only a matter of starting right; then everything can be kept right."

He whirled on Mac Tavish. "Trot down again, Andy. I"m expecting more messages. And keep us posted on happenings!"

"Are such humble persons as North and I are ent.i.tled to be let in on any details of your contract, Mister Boss-in-Chief?" inquired the Senator.

"I think the main contract is your own, sir--yours and the Governor"s. I don"t like to seem too forward in suggesting what it is."

"Nothing you can say or do from now on will seem forward, Morrison. Even if you should order that Hereford steer, there, at the door, to bang us over our heads with his shillalah, it would seem merely like an anticlimax, matched with the rest of your cheek! What"s the contract?"



"You and North stated the terms of it, yourselves, when you were campaigning last election. You said that if you were elected you"d be the servants of the people."

"What in the devil do you claim we are now?"

"I make no a.s.sertion. But when I was down with the bunch this evening I was able to get into the spirit of the crowd. I found myself, feeling, just as they said they felt, that it"s a queer state of affairs when servants barricade themselves in a master"s castle and use other paid servants to threaten with rifles and machine-guns when the master demands entry."

"I"d be carrying out my contract, would I, by disbanding that militia and opening this State House to the mob?" demanded North.

"This is a peculiar emergency, sir," Morrison insisted. "Outside are ma.s.sing all the elements of a know-nothing, rough-house melee. Even the Legion boys don"t know just where they"re at till there"s a showdown. I can depend on "em right now while they"re waiting for that showdown.

They"ll fight their finger-nails off to hold the plain rowdies in line.

Such boys have been showing their mettle in one city in this country, haven"t they? But a mere licking, no matter which side wins, doesn"t last long enough for any general good unless the licking is based on principle and the principle is thereby established as right! Now let me tell you, Governor North. You can"t fool those Legion boys outside. They have come home with new conceptions of what is a square deal. They"re plumb on to the old-fashioned tricks in cheap politics. They"re not letting officeholders play checkers with "em any longer.

"Governor--and you, Senator Corson--this is now a question of to-night--an emergency--an exigency! I have told those boys that they will be shown!

You"ve got to show "em. Show "em that this State House is always open to decent citizens. Show "em that you, as officeholders, don"t need machine-guns to back you up in your stand." He emphasized each declaration by a resounding thump of his fist on the table. "Show "em that it"s a square deal, and that your cuffs are rolled up when you deal! Show "ern that you"re not bluffing honestly elected members of this incoming legislature out of their seats by closing the doors on "em to-morrow.

That"s your contract! Are you going to keep it?"

Mac Tavish returned. He brought another telegram.

Morrison ripped the inclosure from the envelope.

"It"s of the same purport as the other," he reported. "Signed, "Madigan, Justice Supreme Judicial Court." Back to the door, Mac Tavish. Here, Miss Bunker, insert this in the record."

"This is simply preposterous!" exploded the Senator.

"Rather irregular, certainly," Stewart confessed. "But I didn"t ask "em for red tape! I asked "em for quick action to prevent bloodshed!"

Senator Corson"s fresh fury did not allow him to reason with himself or argue with this interloper, this lunatic who was flailing about in that sanctuary of vested authority, knocking down hallowed procedure, sacred precedents--all the G.o.ds of the fane!

"Morrison, no such an outrage as this was ever perpetrated in American politics!"

"It surely does seem to be a new wrinkle, Senator! I"ll confess that I don"t know much about politics. It"s all new to me. I apologize for the mistakes I"m making. Probably I"ll know more when I"ve been in politics a little longer."

"You will, sir!"

Governor North agreed with that dictum, heartily, irefully.

"I do seem to be finding out new things every minute or so," went on Stewart, making the agreement unanimous. "Taking your opinion as experts, perhaps I may qualify as an expert, too, before the evening is over."

"Where is this infernal folly of yours heading you?" Corson permitted his wrath to dominate him still farther. He shook his fist under Morrison"s nose.

"Straight toward a Bright Light, Senator! I"m putting no name on it. But I"m keeping my eyes on it. And I can"t stop to notice what I"m knocking down or whose feet I"m treading on."

The Senator went to Governor North and struck his fist down on His Excellency"s shoulder. "I"ve been having some doubts about your methods, sir, but now I"m with you, shoulder to shoulder, to save this situation.

Pay no attention to those telegrams. There"s no telling what that idiot has wired to the justices. This man has not an atom of authority. You cannot legally share your authority with him. To defer to one of his demands will be breaking your oath to preserve order and protect state property."

"Exactly! I don"t need that advice, Corson, but I do need your support. I shall go ahead strictly according to the const.i.tution and the statutes."

"I am glad to hear you say that, Governor," stated Morrison.

"Did you expect that I was going to join you and your mob of lawbreakers?"

"Your explicit statement pleases me, I say. Shall you follow the const.i.tution absolutely, in every detail?"

"Absolutely! In every detail."

"Right down to the last technical letter of it?"

"Good gad! what do you mean by asking me such fool questions?"

"I"m getting a direct statement from you on the point. For the record!" He pointed to the stenographer.

"I shall observe the const.i.tution of this state to the last letter of it, absolutely, undeviatingly. And now, as Governor of this state, I shall proceed to exert my authority. Put that statement in the record! I order you to leave the State House immediately. Record that, too! Otherwise I shall prefer charges before the courts that will put you in state prison, Morrison!"

"Do you know exactly the provisions of the const.i.tution relating to your office, sir?"

"I do."

"Don"t you realize that, according to the technical stand you take, you have no more official right in this Capitol than I have, just now?"

His Excellency"s silence, his stupefaction, suggested that his convictions as to Morrison"s lunacy were finally clinched.

"The const.i.tution, that you have invoked, expressly provides that a Governor"s term of office expires at midnight, on the day preceding the a.s.sembling of the first session of the legislature. You will be Governor in the morning at ten-thirty o"clock, when you take your oath before the joint session. But by your own clock up there you ceased to be Governor of this state five minutes ago!" Morrison drawled that statement in a very placid manner. His forefinger pointed to the clock on the wall of the Executive Chamber.

Governor North did know the const.i.tution, even if he did not know the time o" night until his attention had been drawn to it. He was disconcerted only for a moment; then he snorted his disgust, roused by this attempt of a tyro to read him a lesson in law.

Senator Corson expressed himself. "Don"t bother us with such nonsense!

Such a ridiculous point has never been raised."

"But this is a night of new wrinkles, as we have already agreed," insisted the mayor of Marion. "I"m right along with the Governor, neck and neck, in his observance of the letter of the law."

"Well, then, we"ll stick to the letter," snapped His Excellency. "I have declared this State House under martial law. The adjutant-general, here, is in command of the troops and the situation."

"I"m glad to know that. I"ll talk with General Totten in a moment!"

Again Mac Tavish came trotting past Rellihan.

Morrison s.n.a.t.c.hed away the telegram that his agent proffered; but the master demanded news before proceeding to open the missive.

"There"s summat in the air," reported Andrew. "Much bl.u.s.t"ring; the square is crowded! Whilst I was signing the laddie"s book Lanigan cried me the word for ye to look sharp and keep the promise, else he wouldna answer for a"!"

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