Chapter 485: There’s something wrong with your brain!
Translator: 549690339
[You are now player number 248, Kitty egg]
Old P was dumbfounded.”What’s going on? why is it happening again?”
It was still the same style and the same conversation, but the name of the main character changed from eggface to eggface.
“He didn’t even change the character’s appearance!” Old P ridiculed.
Two options,[attack] and [defense], appeared on the screen again. This time, old P had learned his lesson. As the saying goes, one learns from one’s mistakes. Since attacking could not cause any damage, he could only defend!
[System notification: defense has been greatly increased!]
There was also a shield effect. Although it was still very simple, old P really had the illusion that his defense had improved!
[The omnipotent Xiang King has used his ultimate skill “Lord’s love”, dealing 2147483647 damage to you!]
“F * ck! What the h.e.l.l! My defense has been greatly improved, so why is the damage even higher? This doesn’t make any F * cking sense, okay?”
Old P was speechless. This game had no logic at all!
[In view of your limited strength, we are adjusting our risk …]
[You are now player number 249,’tie dan’ er ‘]
Familiar scenes, familiar plot, familiar routine. Old P felt like he had fallen into an endless loop. It was not over!
But this time, the prompt box had changed.
[Do you wish to surrender to the ‘omnipotent Xiang King’?]
There were two other options below,[no] and [no].
“What the f * ck? Isn’t it the same?”
Old P casually chose [no], but the Xiang King used that lump of s.h.i.t again and died!
He chose [no], but he still failed!
However, this time, a small [prompt] b.u.t.ton appeared on the upper right corner of the screen. After clicking it, a small hand appeared on the left side of the swordsman’s body and pointed at him.
Old P was dumbfounded.”This means … You want me to pick him?”
He tried to click on the vigilante on the left, and the vigilante actually took out a pistol. A b.u.t.ton appeared at the bottom of the screen: [Fire]
“Holy s.h.i.t! There’s such an amazing operation? What the h.e.l.l is wrong with this designer’s brain?”
Old P was shocked. So this was the right way to open the game?
Fire!
[You shamelessly ambushed the defenseless ‘omnipotent Xiang King’, dealing 1000 points of damage!]
He had actually succeeded …
On the screen, the game’s logo flashed past. It turned out that what had just happened was only the prologue. Now, the game had really begun …
Old P didn’t feel good. He felt that he had a lot of philosophical questions in his heart that needed to be answered.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Why am I playing this game …?
[You are now player number 250. Due to the number of destroyed worlds, Adventure System V1.0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty. You have received this month’s brain-dead grant of $1,000.000]
Old P let out a long breath. Even though the words “player 250” and “this month’s brainless allowance” hurt his not-so-fragile heart, and fully showed Chen Mo’s evil intentions, he could still hold on …
Obviously, this was not a proper puzzle game at all!
Strictly speaking, this game should be a ‘training program for abnormal brain circuits’, specifically used to twist the players ‘brain circuits in an abnormal direction!
As for the game’s name,”the normal big adventure”, it was obviously an irony … This adventure game was not normal at all!
However, this piqued old P’s curiosity. He wanted to see how abnormal the game’s brain circuits were.
[To make this difficulty seem normal, please choose a protagonist name according to your preference.]
[Xiong Batian: $8,000,000]
[Bu Jingtao: $5,000,000]
[Big dog han: $3,500,000]
[Dog leftovers: $1,000,000]
The new riddle made old P fall into deep thought again. From the nature of this game, the first few were not valid at all. Because the brainless subsidy for this month was only 1 million at the beginning, obviously, they could only afford the last name!
Old P chose [dog leftovers] without hesitation.
However, a system notification popped up,[insufficient balance!]
Old P was shocked. What the h.e.l.l! I’m rich!
However, when he took a closer look, the money was not $1,000,000, but $1,000.000!
The first was a comma, and the second was a dot!
Old P was speechless. He tried to click on the last b.u.t.ton, and the balance became $1,000,000.
“F * ck! So that’s how it is, you want to F * cking trick me again!”
Old P was feeling a headache while feeling proud. He was feeling a headache because the game’s brain circuit was indeed impossible to guard against. He was proud because he was getting more and more used to the game’s brain circuit …
To be able to find a solution so quickly, I should also be gifted, right?
Old P entered the game interface with confidence.
This was the real content of the game. The whole screen looked like a very retro horizontal version of a game. The screen was still so simple that it made one’s hair stand on end. There were arrows to the left and right on the bottom left, and a jumping b.u.t.ton on the bottom right.
Old P was instantly invigorated,”huh?” Next, it should be time to enter the operational stage! For a high-end player like me, a game that can be operated will make me even more powerful! Tremble in fear, mortal!”
However, old P soon realized that he was wrong, and very wrong!
He realized that all his skills were useless, because this game didn’t follow the rules at all!
And the design of this game was completely contrary to those cla.s.sic horizontal versions of action games!
For example, a square that could clearly be stepped on would immediately shatter.
The bar was clearly marked with a smiling face, but if he walked over it, it would fall down and smash the protagonist to death.
He was clearly a high-level NPC who protected the peace of the novice village, but he had received a bento after only saying two words!
Whenever he encountered an enemy with a question mark above his head, the system would ask him seriously if he wanted to attack, defend, or escape. Other than escaping, he would die without any suspense …
It was a seemingly harmless River, but a trap would only be triggered when the main character jumped over it.
A piece of land that was originally fine suddenly sank when the protagonist jumped back!
A cloud that looked very safe would suddenly appear with a bunch of sharp thorns and stab the protagonist to death …
There was clearly a pit in front of them, but if they wanted to jump over it, a hidden square would suddenly appear above their heads and push them into the pit.
Old P didn’t feel good at all. This game didn’t follow the routine at all!
And every time he died, it was not his statement that was deducted, but his IQ … From his initial IQ of 250 to his foster value of more than 200, old P felt that he had begun to doubt his life …
After a dangerous journey, old P was welcomed by many people as a hero. When old P walked over, these people would all kneel on the ground to show respect.
In the end, old P saw an NPC soldier in front of him that looked exactly the same as before, with an exclamation mark above his head.
“Eh? There’s a mission?” Old P walked up curiously.
The NPC took out a sword and stabbed the main character to death!
The most annoying thing was that the NPC even sneered,””Idiot!”
“F * ck! I knew it!”
Old P was speechless. This time, he directly jumped over the a.s.sa.s.sin’s head.
But just when he thought he was safe, the a.s.sa.s.sin turned around and rushed at him with his sword raised, stabbing him to death again!
Old P looked at the phone screen, dumbfounded.
“F * ck! As expected, this game was unusual! You’re an a.s.sa.s.sin, aren’t you? You’ll still take the initiative to attack? Your mother!”
Old P was helpless. What the h.e.l.l was this?
Chen Mo was definitely making this game to take revenge on society, right?
[Resentment: +199]