The ebony, leathery, bat"s wings rising from the shoulder blades-quivering-completed the frightening picture.
Wisps of smoky, filmy garments were draped over the woman-thing"s shoulders, around her waist.
She stood unmoving.
Then she spoke to them. It was not mental.
It actually sounded; but not from the body before them. They knew it was-her?-but it did not come from her at all. The fearful mouth remained almost shut, propped slightly open on the sharp tiers of teeth.
The voice issued from the walls, from the tips of the stalagmites, from the high, arching roof of the volcano; it boomed from the rocky floor-it even floated down the length of the infinitely-stretching Corridor.
The voice spoke in thunder, yet softly.
Well, Gentlemen?
Krane stared for a second at the woman-thing; then he looked about wildly, trying to find the source of the voice. His head swung back and forth as though it was manipulated by strings from above.
"Well, what?" he shouted to no one.
Have you realized the truth yet?
"What truth? What are you talking about? Who is that? Is it you?" chimed in Marmorth, bathed in sudden fear. He pointed an accusing finger at the woman-thing. The Corridor shimmered oddly. It lived just behind the stone walls of the volcano.
I"m a voice, Gentlemen. A voice and an illusion. Just an illusion, that"s all, Gentlemen. Just an illusion from both of your minds. Made of equal portions of your minds. For you are one as strong as the other.
There was a pause. Then: But tell me, have you realized what you should have known before you were foolish enough to enter the Corridor?
Krane looked at Marmorth with suspicion. For the first time it occurred to him that perhaps this was a trick on the other"s part. Marmorth, recognizing the glance, shrugged his shoulders eloquently. "No!
Tell us, then! What should we have known?"
The only real answer as to who is right; which Theorem is the correct one!
"Tell me, tell me!" they shouted, almost together.
There was silence for a moment. The woman-thing ran a scarlet-tipped hand across the hideous lizard snout, as though searching for a way to phrase what was coming. Then the single word sounded in the heart of the volcano.
Neither.
Krane and Marmorth stared past the woman-thing, stared at each other in confusion. "N-neither?"
shouted Marmorth incredulously. " Are you mad! Of course one of us is right! Me!" He was shaking fists at the gruesome being before him. Illusion, perhaps; but an illusion that was goading him.
"Prove it! Prove it!" screamed Krane, stepping forward, flat-footedly, as though seeking to strike the woman-thing. Then the voice gave them the solution and the proof that neither could contest, for both knew it to be true on a level that defied mere conviction.
You are both egomaniacs. You could not possibly be convinced of the other"s viewpoint. Not in a hundred million years. The message dies between you. You are both too tightly ensnared in yourselves!
The woman-thing suddenly began to shimmer. She became indistinct, and there were many shadow-forms of her, surrounding her body like halos. Abruptly, she disappeared from between them.
Leaving them alone in the quickening darkness of the volcano"s throat.
Alone. Staring at each other with dawning comprehension, dawning belief.
They both realized it at the same moment. They both had the conviction of their cause, yet they both knew the womanthing had been right.
"Krane," said Marmorth, starting toward the black-bearded man, "she"s right, you know. Perhaps we can get together and figure..."
The other had started toward the older man as he had spoken. "Yes, perhaps there"s something in what you say. Perhaps there"s a..."
At the instant they both realized it-the instant they considered the other"s viewpoint-the illusion barriers shattered, of course, and the red-hot lava poured in on them, engulfing both men in a blistering inferno.
"Repent, Harlequin!"
Said the Ticktockman
THERE ARE ALWAYS THOSE WHO ASK, what is it all about? For those who need to ask, for those who need points sharply made, who need to know "where it"s at," this:
The ma.s.s of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies. They are the standing army, and the militia, jailors, constables, posse comitatus, etc. In most cases there is no free exercise whatever of the judgment or of the moral sense; but they put themselves on a level with wood and earth and stones; and wooden men can perhaps be manufactured that will serve the purpose as well. Such command no more respect than men of straw or a lump of dirt. They have the same sort of worth only as horses and dogs. Yet such as these even are commonly esteemed good citizens. Others-as most legislators, politicians, lawyers, ministers, and office-holders-serve the state chiefly with their heads; and, as they rarely make any moral distinctions, they are as likely to serve the Devil, without intending it, as G.o.d. A very few, as heroes, patriots, martyrs, reformers in the great sense, and men, serve the state with their consciences also, and so necessarily resist it for the most part; and they are commonly treated as enemies by it.
HENRY DAVID Th.o.r.eAU.
Civil Disobedience
That is the heart of it. Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.
But because it was the very world it was, the very world they had allowed it to become, for months his activities did not come to the alarmed attention of The Ones Who Kept The Machine Functioning Smoothly, the ones who poured the very best b.u.t.ter over the cams and mainsprings of the culture. Not until it had become obvious that somehow, someway, he had become a notoriety, a celebrity, perhaps even a hero for (what Officialdom inescapably tagged) "an emotionally disturbed segment of the populace," did they turn it over to the Ticktockman and his legal machinery. But by then, because it was the very world it was, and they had no way to predict he would happen-possibly a strain of disease long-defunct, now, suddenly, reborn in a system where immunity had been forgotten, had lapsed-he had been allowed to become too real. Now he had form and substance.
He had become a personality, something they had filtered out of the system many decades before.
But there it was, and there he was, a very definitely imposing personality. In certain circles-middle-cla.s.s circles-it was thought disgusting. Vulgar ostentation. Anarchistic. Shameful. In others, there was only snickering, those strata where thought is subjugated to form and ritual, niceties, proprieties. But down below, ah, down below, where the people always needed their saints and sinners, their bread and circuses, their heroes and villains, he was considered a Bolivar; a Napoleon; a Robin Hood; a d.i.c.k Bong (Ace of Aces) ; a Jesus; a Jomo Kenyatta.
And at the top-where, like socially attuned Shipwreck Kellys, every tremor and vibration threatening to dislodge the wealthy, powerful and t.i.tled from their flagpoles-he was considered a menace; a heretic; a rebel; a disgrace; a peril. He was known down the line, to the very heartmeat core, but the important reactions were high above and far below. At the very top, at the very bottom.
So his file was turned over, along with his time card and his cardioplate, to the office of the Ticktockman.
The Ticktockman: very much over six feet tall, often silent, a soft purring man when things went timewise. The Ticktockman.
Even in the cubicles of the hierarchy, where fear was generated, seldom suffered, he was called the Ticktockman. But no one called him that to his mask.
You don"t call a man a hated name, not when that man, behind his mask, is capable of revoking the minutes, the hours, the days and nights, the years of your life. He was called the Master Timekeeper to his mask. It was safer that way.
"This is what he is," said the Ticktockman with genuine softness, "but not who he is. This time- card I"m holding in my left hand has a name on it, but it is the name of what he is, not who he is. The cardioplate here in my right hand is also named, but not whom named, merely what named. Before I can exercise proper revocation, I have to know who this what is."
To his staff, all the ferrets, all the loggers, all the finks, all the commex, even the mineez, he said, "Who is this Harlequin?"
He was not purring smoothly. Timewise, it was jangle.
However, it was the longest single speech they had ever heard him utter at one time, the staff, the ferrets, the loggers, the finks, the commex, but not the mineez, who usually weren"t around to know, in any case. But even they scurried to find out Who is the Harlequin?
High above the third level of the city, he crouched on the humming aluminum-frame platform of the air-boat (foof! airboat, indeed, swizzleskid is what it was, with a tow-rack jerry-rigged) and stared down at the neat Mondrian arrangement of the buildings.
Somewhere nearby, he could hear the metronomic left-right-left of the 2:47 P.M. shift, entering the Timkin rollerbearing plant, in their sneakers. A minute later, precisely, he heard the softer right-left- right of the 5:00 A.M. formation, going home.
An elfin grin spread across his tanned features, and his dimples appeared for a moment. Then, scratching at his thatch of auburn hair, he shrugged within his motley, as though girding himself for what came next, and threw the joystick forward, and bent into the wind as the air-boat dropped. He skimmed over a slidewalk, purposely dropping a few feet to crease the ta.s.sels of the ladies of fashion, and-inserting thumbs in large ears-he stuck out his tongue, rolled his eyes and went wugga-wugga-wugga. It was a minor diversion. One pedestrian skittered and tumbled, sending parcels everywhichway, another wet herself, a third keeled slantwise and the walk was stopped automatically by the servitors till she could be resuscitated.
It was a minor diversion.
Then he swirled away on a vagrant breeze, and was gone. Hi-ho.
As he rounded the cornice of the Time-Motion Study Building, he saw the shift, just boarding the slidewalk. With practiced motion and an absolute conservation of movement, they sidestepped up onto the slowstrip and (in a chorus line reminiscent of a Busby Berkeley film of the antideluvian 1930"s) advanced across the strips ostrich-walking till they were lined up on the expresstrip.
Once more, in antic.i.p.ation, the elfin grin spread, and there was a tooth missing back there on the left side. He dipped, skimmed, and swooped over them; and then, scrunching about on the air-boat, he released the holding pins that fastened shut the ends of the homemade pouring troughs that kept his cargo from dumping prematurely. And as he pulled the trough-pins, the air-boat slid over the factory workers and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars" worth of jelly beans cascaded down on the expresstrip.
Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and raspberry and mint and round and smooth and crunchy outside and soft-mealy inside and sugary and bouncing jouncing tumbling c.l.i.ttering clattering skittering fell on the heads and shoulders and hardhats and carapaces of the Timkin workers, tinkling on the slidewalk and bouncing away and rolling about underfoot and ruling the sky on their way down with all the colors of joy and childhood and holidays, coming down in a steady rain, a solid wash, a torrent of color and sweetness out of the sky from above, and entering a universe of sanity and metronomic order with quite-mad coocoo newness. Jelly beans!
The shift workers howled and laughed and were pelted, and broke ranks, and the jelly beans managed to work their way into the mechanism of the slidewalks after which there was a hideous sc.r.a.ping as the sound of a million fingernails rasp down a quarter of a million blackboards, followed by a coughing and a sputtering, and then the slidewalks all stopped and everyone was summarily dumped thisawayandthataway in a jackstraw tumble, still laughing and popping little jelly bean eggs of childish color into their mouths. It was a holiday, and a jollity, an absolute insanity, a giggle. But...
The shift was delayed seven minutes.
They did not get home for seven minutes.
The master schedule was thrown off by seven minutes.
Quotas were delayed by inoperative slidewalks for seven minutes.
He had tapped the first domino in the line, and one after another, like chik chik chik, the others had fallen.
The System had been seven minutes worth of disrupted. It was a tiny matter, one hardly worthy of note, but in a society where the single driving force was order and unity and promptness and clocklike precision and attention to the clock, reverence of the G.o.ds of the pa.s.sage of time, it was a disaster of major importance. So he was ordered to appear before the Ticktockman. It was broadcast across every channel of the communications web. He was ordered to be there at 7:00 dammit on time. And they waited, and they waited, but he didn"t show up till almost ten-thirty, at which time he merely sang a little song about moonlight in a place no one had ever heard of, called Vermont, and vanished again. But they had all been waiting since seven, and it wrecked h.e.l.l with their schedules. So the question remained: Who is the Harlequin?
But the unasked question (more important of the two) was : How did we get into this position, where a laughing, irresponsible j.a.per of jabberwocky and jive could disrupt our entire economic and cultural life with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars" worth of jelly beans...
Jelly for G.o.d"s sake beans! This is madness! Where did he get the money to buy a hundred and fifty thousand dollars" worth of jelly beans? (They knew it would have cost that much, because they had a team of Situation a.n.a.lysts pulled off another a.s.signment, and rushed to the slidewalk scene to sweep up and count the candies, and produce findings, which disrupted their schedules and threw their entire branch at least a day behind.) Jelly beans! Jelly...beans? Now wait a second-a second accounted for-no one has manufactured jelly beans for over a hundred years. Where did he get jelly beans?
That"s another good question. More than likely it will never be answered to your complete satisfaction. But then, how many questions ever are?
The middle you know. Here is the beginning. How it starts: A desk pad. Day for day, and turn each day. 9:00-open the mail. 9 :45-appointment with planning commission board. 10:30-discuss installation progress charts with J.L. 11:15 pray for rain. 12:00-lunch.
And so it goes.
"I"m sorry, Miss Grant, but the time for interviews was set at 2:30, and it"s almost five now. I"m sorry you"re late, but those are the rules. You"ll have to wait till next year to submit application for this college again." And so it goes.
The 10: 10 local stops at Cresthaven, Galesville, Tonawanda Junction, Selby and Farnhurst, but not at Indiana City, Lucasville and Colton, except on Sunday. The 10:35 express stops at Galesville, Selby and Indiana City, except on Sundays & Holidays, at which time it stops at...and so it goes.
"I couldn"t wait, Fred. I had to be at Pierre Cartain"s by 3 :00, and you said you"d meet me under the clock in the terminal at 2:45, and you weren"t there, so I had to go on. You"re always late, Fred. If you"d been there, we could have sewed it up together, but as it was, well, I took the order alone..." And so it goes.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Atterley: In reference to your son Gerald"s constant tardiness, I am afraid we will have to suspend him from school unless some more reliable method can be inst.i.tuted guaranteeing he will arrive at his cla.s.ses on time. Granted he is an exemplary student, and his marks are high, his constant flouting of the schedules of this school make it impractical to maintain him in a system where the other children seem capable of getting where they are supposed to be on time and so it goes.
YOU CANNOT VOTE UNLESS YOU APPEAR AT 8:45 A.M.
"I don"t care if the script is good. I need it Thursday!"
CHECK-OUT TIME IS 2:00 P.M.
"You got here late. The job"s taken. Sorry."
YOUR SALARY HAS BEEN DOCKED FOR TWENTY MINUTES TIME LOST.
"G.o.d, what time is it, I"ve gotta run!"
And so it goes. And so it goes. And so it goes. And so it goes goes goes goes goes tick tock tick tock tick tock and one day we no longer let time serve us, we serve time and we are slaves of the schedule, worshippers of the sun"s pa.s.sing, bound into a life predicated on restrictions because the system will not function if we don"t keep the schedule tight.
Until it becomes more than a minor inconvenience to be late. It becomes a sin. Then a crime. Then a crime punishable by this: EFFECTIVE 15 JULY 2389, 12:00:00 midnight, the office of the Master Timekeeper will require all citizens to submit their time-cards and cardioplates for processing. In accordance with Statute 5557- SGH-999 governing the revocation of time per capita, all cardioplates will be keyed to the individual holder and What they had done was devise a method of curtailing the amount of life a person could have. If he was ten minutes late, he lost ten minutes of his life. An hour was proportionately worth more revocation.
If someone was consistently tardy, he might find himself, on a Sunday night, receiving a communique from the Master Timekeeper that his time had run out, and he would be "turned off" at high noon on Monday, please straighten your affairs, sir.
And so, by this simple scientific expedient (utilizing a scientific process held dearly secret by the Ticktockman"s office) the System was maintained. It was the only expedient thing to do. It was, after all, patriotic. The schedules had to be met. After all, there was a war on!
But, wasn"t there always?
"Now that is really disgusting," the Harlequin said, when pretty Alice showed him the wanted poster. "Disgusting and highly improbable. After all, this isn"t the day of the desperado. A wanted poster!"
"You know," Alice noted, "you speak with a great deal of inflection."
"I"m sorry," said the Harlequin, humbly.
"No need to be sorry. You"re always saying "I"m sorry." You have such ma.s.sive guilt, Everett, it"s really very sad."
"I"m sorry," he repeated, then pursed his lips so the dimples appeared momentarily. He hadn"t wanted to say that at all. "I have to go out again. I have to do something."
Alice slammed her coffee-bulb down on the counter. "Oh for G.o.d"s sake, Everett, can"t you stay home just one night! Must you always be out in that ghastly clown suit, running around annoying people?"
"I"m-" he stopped, and clapped the jester"s hat onto his auburn thatch with a tiny tingling of bells.
He rose, rinsed out his coffee-bulb at the tap, and put it into the drier for a moment. "I have to go."