She didn"t answer. The faxbox was purring, and she pulled a sheet out, read it, threw it toward him on the counter. "It"s about you. Of course. You"re ridiculous."
He read it quickly. It said the Ticktockman was trying to locate him. He didn"t care, he was going out to be late again. At the door, dredging for an exit line, he hurled back petulantly, "Well, you speak with inflection, too!"
Alice rolled her pretty eyes heavenward. "You"re ridiculous." The Harlequin stalked out, slamming the door, which sighed shut softly, and locked itself.
There was a gentle knock, and Alice got up with an exhalation of exasperated breath, and opened the door. He stood there. "I"ll be back about ten-thirty, okay?"
She pulled a rueful face. "Why do you tell me that? Why? You know you"ll be late! You know it!
You"re always late, so why do you tell me these dumb things?" She closed the door.
On the other side, the Harlequin nodded to himself. She"s right. She"s always right. I"ll be late.
I"m always late. Why do I tell her these dumb things?
He shrugged again, and went off to be late once more.
He had fired off the firecracker rockets that said: I will attend the 115th annual International Medical a.s.sociation Invocation at 6:00 P.M. precisely. I do hope you will all be able to join me.
The words had burned in the sky, and of course the authorities were there, lying in wait for him.
They a.s.sumed, naturally, that he would be late. He arrived twenty minutes early, while they were setting up the spiderwebs to trap and hold him, and blowing a large bullhorn, he frightened and unnerved them so, their own moisturized encirclement webs sucked closed, and they were hauled up, kicking and shrieking, high above the amphitheater"s floor. The Harlequin laughed and laughed, and apologized profusely. The physicians, gathered in solemn conclave, roared with laughter, and accepted the Harlequin"s apologies with exaggerated bowing and posturing, and a merry time was had by all, who thought the Harlequin was a regular foofaraw in fancy pants; all, that is, but the authorities, who had been sent out by the office of the Ticktockman, who hung there like so much dockside cargo, hauled up above the floor of the amphitheater in a most unseemly fashion.
(In another part of the same city where the Harlequin carried on his "activities," totally unrelated in every way to what concerns us here, save that it ill.u.s.trates the Ticktockman"s power and import, a man named Marshall Delahanty received his turn-off notice from the Ticktockman"s office. His wife received the notification from the gray-suited minee who delivered it, with the traditional "look of sorrow" plastered hideously across his face. She knew what it was, even without unsealing it. It was a billet-doux of immediate recognition to everyone these days. She gasped, and held it as though it was a gla.s.s slide tinged with botulism, and prayed it was not for her. Let it be for Marsh, she thought, brutally, realistically, or one of the kids, but not for me, please dear G.o.d, not for me. And then she opened it, and it was for Marsh, and she was at one and the same time horrified and relieved. The next trooper in the line had caught the bullet.
"Marshall," she screamed, "Marshall! Termination, Marshall! OhmiG.o.d, Marshall, whattl we do, whattl we do, Marshall, omiG.o.dmarshall..." and in their home that night was the sound of tearing paper and fear, and the stink of madness went up the flue and there was nothing, absolutely nothing they could do about it. (But Marshall Delahanty tried to run. And early the next day, when turn-off time came, he was deep in the forest two hundred miles away, and the office of the Ticktockman blanked his cardioplate, and Marshall Delahanty keeled over, running, and his heart stopped, and the blood dried up on its way to his brain, and he was dead that"s all. One light went out on his sector map in the office of the Master Timekeeper, while notification was entered for fax reproduction, and Georgette Delahanty"s name was entered on the dole roles till she could remarry. Which is the end of the footnote, and all the point that need be made, except don"t laugh, because that is what would happen to the Harlequin if ever the Ticktockman found out his real name. It isn"t funny.) The shopping level of the city was thronged with the Thursday-colors of the buyers. Women in canary yellow chitons and men in pseudo-Tyrolean outfits that were jade and leather and fit very tightly, save for the balloon pants.
When the Harlequin appeared on the still-being-constructed sh.e.l.l of the new Efficiency Shopping Center, his bullhorn to his elfishly-laughing lips, everyone pointed and stared, and he berated them: "Why let them order you about? Why let them tell you to hurry and scurry like ants or maggots?
Take your time! Saunter a while! Enjoy the sunshine, enjoy the breeze, let life carry you at your own pace!
Don"t be slaves of time, it"s a h.e.l.luva way to die, slowly, by degrees...down with the Ticktockman!"
Who"s the nut? most of the shoppers wanted to know. Who"s the nut oh wow I"m gonna be late I gotta run...
And the construction gang on the Shopping Center received an urgent order from the office of the Master Timekeeper that the dangerous criminal known as the Harlequin was atop their spire, and their aid was urgently needed in apprehending him. The work crew said no, they would lose time on their construction schedule, but the Ticktockman managed to pull the proper threads of governmental webbing, and they were told to cease work and catch that nitwit up there on the spire with the bullhorn. So a dozen and more burly workers began climbing into their construction platforms, releasing the a-grav plates, and rising toward the Harlequin.
After the debacle (in which, through the Harlequin"s attention to personal safety, no one was seriously injured), the workers tried to rea.s.semble and a.s.sault him again, but it was too late. He had vanished. It had attracted quite a crowd, however, and the shopping cycle was thrown off by hours, simply hours. The purchasing needs of the system were therefore falling behind, and so measures were taken to accelerate the cycle for the rest of the day, but it got bogged down and speeded up and they sold too many floatvalves and not nearly enough wagglers, which meant that the popli ratio was off, which made it necessary to rush cases and cases of spoiling Smash-O to stores that usually needed a case only every three or four hours. The shipments were bollixed, the trans-shipments were misrouted, and in the end, even the swizzleskid industries felt it.
"Don"t come back till you have him!" the Ticktockman said, very quietly, very sincerely, extremely dangerously.
They used dogs. They used probes. They used cardioplate crossoffs. They used teepers. They used bribery. They used stiktytes. They used intimidation. They used torment. They used torture. They used finks. They used cops. They used search&seizure. They used fallaron. They used betterment incentive.
They used fingerprints. They used Bertillon. They used cunning. They used guile. They used treachery.
They used Raoul Mitgong, but he didn"t help much. They used applied physics. They used techniques of criminology.
And what the h.e.l.l : they caught him.
After all, his name was Everett C. Marm, and he wasn"t much to begin with, except a man who had no sense of time.
"Repent, Harlequin"" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed"" the Harlequin replied, sneering.
"You"ve been late a total of sixty-three years, five months, three weeks, two days, twelve hours, forty-one minutes, fifty-nine seconds, point oh three six one one one microseconds. You"ve used up everything you can, and more. I"m going to turn you off."
"Scare someone else. I"d rather be dead than live in a dumb world with a bogey man like you."
"It"s my job."
"You"re full of it. You"re a tyrant. You have no right to order people around and kill them if they show up late."
"You can"t adjust. You can"t fit in." "Unstrap me, and I"ll fit my fist into your mouth."
"You"re a nonconformist."
"That didn"t used to be a felony."
"It is now. Live in the world around you."
"I hate it. It"s a terrible world."
"Not everyone thinks so. Most people enjoy order."
"I don"t, and most of the people I know don"t."
"That"s not true. How do you think we caught you?"
"I"m not interested."
"A girl named pretty Alice told us who you were."
"That"s a lie."
"It"s true. You unnerve her. She wants to belong, she wants to conform, I"m going to turn you off."
"Then do it already, and stop arguing with me."
"I"m not going to turn you off."
"You"re an idiot!"
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman.
"Get stuffed."
So they sent him to Coventry. And in Coventry they worked him over. It was just like what they did to Winston Smith in 1984, which was a book none of them knew about, but the techniques are really quite ancient, and so they did it to Everett C. Marm, and one day quite a long time later, the Harlequin appeared on the communications web, appearing elfish and dimpled and bright-eyed, and not at all brainwashed, and he said he had been wrong, that it was a good, a very good thing indeed, to belong, and be right on time hip-ho and away we go, and everyone stared up at him on the public screens that covered an entire city block, and they said to themselves, well, you see, he was just a nut after all, and if that"s the way the system is run, then let"s do it that way, because it doesn"t pay to fight city hall, or in this case, the Ticktockman. So Everett C. Marm was destroyed, which was a loss, because of what Th.o.r.eau said earlier, but you can"t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and in every revolution, a few die who shouldn"t, but they have to, because that"s the way it happens, and if you make only a little change, then it seems to be worthwhile. Or, to make the point lucidly: "Uh, excuse me, sir, I, uh, don"t know how to uh, to uh, tell you this, but you were three minutes late. The schedule is a little, uh, bit off."
He grinned sheepishly.
"That"s ridiculous!" murmured the Ticktockman behind his mask: "Check your watch." And then he went into his office, going mrmee, mrmee, mrmee, mrmee.
Bright Eyes
FEET WITHOUT TOES. Softly padded feet, furred. Footsteps sounded gently, padding furry, down ink- chill corridors of the place. A place Bright Eyes had inhabited since before time had substance. Since before places had names. A dark place, a shadowed place, only a blot against the eternally nightened skies.
No stars chip-ice twittered insanely against that night; for in truth the night was mad enough.
Night was a condition Bright Eyes understood. And he knew about day...
He knew about almost everything.
The worms. The moles. The trunks of dead trees. The whites of eggs. Music. And random sounds.
The sound fish make in the deep. The flares of the sun. The scratch of unbleached cloth against flesh. The hounds that roamed the tundra. The way those who have hair see it go pale and stiff with age. Clocks and what they do. Ice cream. Wax seals on parchment dedications. Gra.s.s and leaves. Metal and wood. Up and down. Here and most of there. Bright Eyes knew it all.
And that was the reason his padding, acoustically-sussurating footsteps hissed high in the dark, beamed, silent corridors of the place. And why he would now, forever at last, make that long journey.
The giant rat, whose name was Thomas, lay curled, fetid, sleeping, near the great wooden gate; and as Bright Eyes approached, it stirred. Then, like a mastiff, it lifted its bullet-shaped head, and the bright crimson eyes flickered artful awareness. The ma.s.sive head stiffened on the neckless neck, and it shambled to its feet. The wire tail swished across hand-inset cobblestones, making scratching sounds in the silent night.
"It"s time," Bright Eyes murmured. "Here, Thomas." The great gray creature jogged to him, nuzzling Bright Eyes" leg. It sniffed at the net filled with old skulls, and its whiskers twitched like cilia for a moment.
Bright Eyes swung the great wooden gate open with difficulty, dislodging caked dirt and cold- hardened clots of stray matter. The heavy metal ring clanged as he dropped it against the portal. Then Bright Eyes swung to the back of the rat, and without reins or prompting, the rat whose name was Thomas, paced steadily through the opening, leaving behind the only home Bright Eyes had ever known, which he would never see again. There was mist on the land.
Strange and terrible portents had caused Bright Eyes to leave the place. Unwilling to believe what they implied, at first, Bright Eyes pursued the gentle patterns of his days-like all the other days he had ever known, alone. But finally, when the blood-red and gray colors washed in unholy mixture down the skies, he knew what had happened, and that it was his obligation to return to a place he had never seen, had only heard about from others, centuries before, and do what had to be done. The others were long-since dead: had been dead since before Christ took Barabbas" place on the cross. The place to which Bright Eyes must return had not even been known, had not even existed, when the others left the world. Yet it was Bright Eyes" place, by default, and his obligation to all the others who had pa.s.sed before. Since he was the last of his kind, a race that had no name, and had dwelled in the castle-place for millennia, he only dimly understood what was demanded of him. Yet this he knew: the call had been made, the portents cast into the night to be seen by him; and he must go.
It was a journey whose length even Bright Eyes could not surmise. The mist seemed to cover the world in a soft shroud that promised little good luck on this mission.
And, inexplicably, to Bright Eyes, there was a crushing sadness in him. A sadness he did not fathom, could not plumb, dared not examine. His glowing sight pierced through the mist, as steadily and stately, Thomas moved toward Bright Eyes" final destination. And it would remain unknown, till he reached it.
Out of the mist the giant rat swung jauntily. They had pa.s.sed among softly-rounded hills with water that dripped from above. Then the shoulders had become black rock, and gleaming pinpoints of diamond brilliance had shone in the rock, and Bright Eyes had realized they were in caves. But had they come from the land, inside...or had they come from some resting-land deep in the bowels of the Earth, into these less hidden caverns; and would they continue to another outside?
Far ahead, a dim light pulsed and glowed, and Bright Eyes spurred Thomas forward. The dim light grew more bold, more orange and yellow and menacing with sudden soft roars of bubbling thunder. And as they rounded the pa.s.sage, the floor of the cave was gone, and in their path lay a boiling scar in the stone. A lava pit torn up out of the solid stone, hissing and bubbling fiercely with demonic abandon. The light burned at Bright Eyes, and the heat was gagging. The sour stench of sulphur bit at his senses, and he made to turn aside.
The giant rat suddenly bolted in panic, arching back, more like caterpillar than rodent, and Bright Eyes was tossed to the floor of the cave, his net of skulls rolling away from him. Thomas chittered in fear, and took steps away, then paused and returned to his master. Bright Eyes rose and patted the terrified beast several times. Thomas fell into quivering silence.
Bright Eyes retrieved the skulls. All but one, that had rolled across the stone floor and disappeared with a vagrant hiss into the flame-pit. The giant rat sniffed at the walls, first one, then the other, and settled against the far one. Bright Eyes contemplated the gash in the stone floor. It stretched completely across, and as far as he could tell, forward. Thomas chittered.
Bright Eyes looked away from the flames, into the fear-streaked eyes of the beast. "Well, Thomas?" he asked. The rat"s snout twitched, and it hunkered closer to the wall. It looked up at Bright Eyes imploringly. Bright Eyes came to the rat, crouched down, stroked its neat, tight fur. Bright Eyes brushed the wall. It was not hot. It was cool.
The rat knew.
Bright Eyes rose, walked back along the pa.s.sage. He found the parallel corridor half a mile back in the direction they had come. Without turning, he knew Thomas had silently followed, and leading the way, he moved down the parallel corridor, in coolness. Even the Earth could not keep Bright Eyes from what had to be done.
They followed the corridor for a very long time, till the rock walls leaned inward, and the littered floor tilted toward the stalact.i.te-spiked ceiling. Bright Eyes dismounted, and walked beside the giant rat.
There were strange, soft murmurings beneath them. Thomas chittered every time the Earth rattled. Further on, the pa.s.sage puckered narrower and narrower...and Bright Eyes was forced to bend, then stoop, then crawl. Thomas slithered belly-tight behind him, more frightened to be left behind than to struggle forward.
A whisper of chill, clean air pa.s.sed them.
They moved ahead, only the glow of Bright Eyes marking a pa.s.sage.
Abruptly, the cave mouth opened onto darkness, and cold, and the world Bright Eyes had never seen, the world his dim ancestors had left, millennia before.
No one could ever set down what that first sight meant to Bright Eyes. But...
...the chill he felt, was not child of the night wind.
The countryside was a murmuring silence. The sky was so black, not even the stars seemed at home. Frightened, lonely and alienated from the universe they populated, the silver specks drifted down the night like chalk dust. And through the strangeness, Bright Eyes rode Thomas, neither seeing nor caring.
Behind him a village pa.s.sed over the horizon line, and he never knew he had been through it.
No shouts of halt were hurled on the wind. No one came to darkened windows to see Bright Eyes pa.s.s through. He was approaching there and gone, all in an instant of time that may have been forever and may have been never. He was a wraith on the mist-bottomed silence. And Thomas, moved stately through valley and village, only paced, nothing more. From now on, it was Bright Eyes" problem.
Far out on the plains, the wind opened up suddenly. It spun down out of the northwest and drove at Bright Eyes" back. And on the trembling coolness, the alien sounds of wild dogs came snapping across the emptiness. Bright Eyes looked up, and Thomas" neck hair bristled with fear. Bright Eyes stroked a round, palpitating ear and the great rat came under control.
Then, almost without sound that was tied to them-for the sound of dogs came from a distance, from far away-the insane beasts were upon them. A slavering band of crimson-eyed mongrels, some still wearing dog collars and clinking tags, hair grown s.h.a.ggy and matted with filth. Noses with large nostrils, as though they had had to learn to forage the land all at once, rather than from birth. These were the dogs of the people, driven out onto the wind, to live or die or eat each other as best they could.
The first few leaped from ten feet away, high and flat in trajectories that brought them down on Thomas" back, almost into Bright Eyes" lap, their yellow teeth sc.r.a.ping and clattering like dice on cement, lunacy bubbling out of them as froth and stench and spastic claw-scrabblings. Thomas reared and Bright Eyes slid off without losing balance, using the bag of skulls as a mace to ward off the first of the vicious a.s.saults. One great Doberman had its teeth set for a strike into Thomas" belly, but the great rat-with incredible ferocity and skill-snapped its head down in a scythelike movement, and rent the gray-brown beast from jowl to chest, and it fell away, bleeding, moaning piteously.
And the rest of the pack materialized from the darkness. Dozens of them, circling warily now that one of their number lay in a trembling-wet garbage heap of its own innards.
Bright Eyes whistled Thomas to him with a soft sound. They stood together, facing the horde, and Bright Eyes called up a talent his race had not been forced to use in uncounted centuries.
The great white eyes glowed, deep and bubbling as cauldrons of lava, and a hollow moaning came from a place deep in Bright Eyes" throat. A sound of torment, a sound of fear, an evocation of G.o.ds that were dust before the Earth began to gather moisture to itself in the senseless cosmos, before the Moon had cooled, before the patterns of magnetism had settled the planets of the Solar System in their sockets.
Out of that sound, the basic fiber of emotion, like some great machine phasing toward top-point efficiency, Bright Eyes drew himself tight and unleashed the blast of pure power at the dogs.
Buried deep in his mind, the key to pure fear as a weapon was depressed, and in a blinding fan of sweeping brilliance, the emotion washed out toward the horde, a comber of undiluted, unbuffered terror.
For the first time in centuries, that immense power was unleashed. Bright Eyes thought them terrified, and the air stank with fear.
The dogs, bulge-eyed and hysterical, fled in a wave of yipping, trembling, tuck-tailed quivering.
As if the night could no longer contain the immensity of it, the shimmering sound of terror bulged and grew, seeking release in perhaps another dimension, some higher threshold of audibility, and finding none-it wisped away in darkness and was gone.