Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

The structure of the human and cat bodies were different and the tastes were vastly different. Cats find the food bland or too stimulating while it is tasty for humans.

“I have to find out what small girls like.”

Snow Mountain looked speechlessly at Zhao Yao and Wheatley as he gazed at their besotted looks. He frowned. “Guang Yu managed to be that close to Lord Wheatley in such a short time?”

For the next few days, Zhao Yao continued to improve their relations.h.i.+p. He wanted to elevate his status in her heart.

The second day, Zhao Yao made a call to Xiao Yu and asked, “What is the thing in life that you can"t do without?”

Xiao Yu was puzzled and asked, “What are you trying to do?”

“Don"t ask any questions. Answer me directly,” Zhao Yao said. “I"ll pay you if you answer. What is the thing in life that you can"t do without?”

“A cell phone.”

“This doesn"t count. Next.”

“Skincare products.”

“Next…”

“Bra.”

“… next.”

“Sanitary pads.”

Zhao Yao was dumbstruck.

“The orange cat Jojo shouted once. ‘Thirty years of River East, thirty years of River West, never bully the orange fur cat. Roly Poly, do you dare to fight me in three years time?…"”

Wheatley listened attentively to Zhao Yao"s story when he suddenly stopped. She asked anxiously, “The story"s ended for today?”

“Yes, wait for tomorrow.” Seeing Wheatley"s disappointed expression, Zhao Yao remembered his prepared item and drummed up his courage to ask, “Wheatley, do you have… that… do you…”

“What is it?” Wheatley was puzzled.

“Blood. Do you bleed every month?”

Bam!

Violent power of awareness emerged from her body and oppressed Zhao Yao"s awareness.

Wheatley"s pupils turned to cat"s pupils as she glared at Zhao Yao. “How do you know I"m hurt?”

A few months ago, Wheatley discovered she had injuries.

Every month, she would bleed for a few days. During the period, she would get weak and tired. Even her superpower was weakened.

She had been thinking of ways to heal her injuries but in vain.

To avoid creating panic in her cat slaves, she did not announce her injuries.

Zhao Yao said, “In… Injuries?”

After Zhao Yao"s unprofessional explanation, Wheatley understood her body mechanics.

She said in frustration, “A woman"s body is that troublesome? If I had known, I would have reincarnate as a man! This is irritating. Won"t I become weak for a few days every month?”

Zhao Yao silently took out the unwrapped sanitary pad from the Dimension Portal behind him. He put it in front of Wheatley and said seriously, “I"m recommending good stuff…”

A few minutes later, Wheatley touched her shorts and said uncomfortably, “Is this really useful? I"m wearing too much and it"s hot.”

“Believe me, I made this myself. After using it, you"ll like the convenience.”

A few days later, Wheatley looked secretive while searching for Zhao Yao. She patted on Zhao Yao"s shoulders and said in embarra.s.sment, “Guang Yu, do you have the sanitary pad that you gave me last time? Give me some.”

Zhao Yao smiled and said, “I get you some later.” After Wheatley left, he opened the Dimension Portal and went inside. “Zhao Xue! Where are your sanitary pads? Lend me some.”

A few minutes later, on the alien planet, Blue Moon, who was sweeping the main hall, looked at Zhao Yao and Wheatley walking up the stairs with their arms locked together. Both of them were smiling and looked like they were on close terms.

Their relations.h.i.+p was getting better as Zhao Yao depended on storytelling and supply of sanitary pads to gain Wheatley"s trust and admiration. His status in Frosted Teeth City was highly elevated.

Wheatley"s battles in the northern territories were not doing well. Ya Xing"s cat slaves continued their advance and Wheatley continued to lose her territories. Her cat slaves were captured, controlled and used to attack Wheatley"s territories.

Ya Xing"s cat slaves were seen lurking around Frosted Teeth City.

Wheatley was not affected. She clung onto Zhao Yao for his stories and jokes. The rest of the cat slaves were getting worried.

On Earth, Closers World continued on full load and the evolution progress pressed on. Catherine became the second supercat to reach Level 25. She could absorb 50% of attacks from power of awareness and boost her power of awareness by 300%.

Hence Zhao Yao thought, “Which one should I upgrade?”

After some pondering, Zhao Yao felt that Time Freeze was more flexible and useful.

Zhao Yao upgraded Matcha to Level 15.

Matcha did not have transformation superpower but he had two evolution paths.

Infinite Time Freeze: You have mature control of time and the duration of Time Freeze gets longer. Finally one day, you stand forever in the silence of the universe. With an increase in level, the duration of the Time Freeze increases.

Infinite Longevity: Timeline distortion is as natural as breathing. You are distancing yourself from death. Things fewer things are able to kill you. The cooling down period for Time Distortion reduces as the levels increase.

Zhao Yao"s eyes glimmered as he a.n.a.lyzed the pros and cons of both paths.

Infinite Time Freeze increased the duration of Time Freeze and it was a useful aid but Matcha had Boiling Point and he could have 15 times acceleration during Time Freeze. Infinite Time Freeze had similar effects as Boiling Point.

Infinite Longevity did not have strong aiding effects but it was very important. Who did not want to have a couple lives, especially in the alien planet where it was more dangerous. Zhao Yao wanted a protective skill.

Zhao Yao decided on Infinite Longevity.

After Matcha upgraded to Level 15, Time Distortion"s cooling down period dropped from 180 minutes to 175 minutes.

After looking at BOOK"s situation, Zhao Yao returned to the alien planet and walked towards Wheatley.

As he walked along the palace corridor, he felt something amiss. “It"s too silent… and the atmosphere, why is it oppressive?”

The next moment, he stopped and sniffed hard. “Blood?”

Zhao Yao frowned and pressed forward. He saw Blue Moon run out from a corner. Blue Moon noticed Zhao Yao and shouted, “Guang Yu! Run!”

Zhao Yao said, “Ah?”

A swift wind blew towards Zhao Yao and he fell down to the ground.

Blue Moon exclaimed, “Guang Yu!”

Behind Blue Moon, a cat slave walked out and looked at the fallen Zhao Yao. He said coldly, “I"ve killed another one.”